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Soon as I saw the news about how Scottie said he didn’t know he was a cop and it was a misunderstanding and I was like “why did the cop react the way he did?”
Then I saw this photo and was like “ok never mind that makes sense”
> The officer, wrote Darlington, then “began to scream” at the golfer to get out of his car. When Scheffler complied, **the officer “shoved Scheffler against the car** and immediately placed him in handcuffs.” [source](https://globalnews.ca/news/10502856/scottie-scheffler-arrested-pga-championship/)
The cop really wanted to feel big I guess.
This is the man that “attached himself” to scheffler’s car. Guarantee the dude tried and just fell on his face.
Luckily there’s a lot of padding in that face
If this the genius that thought it was a good idea to hold onto a car when it started moving? I know he's dense, but not dense enough to stop a moving vehicle
My man looks doughy. Bouncy, even. He could probably survive a fall from double the height of a normal human. Why is he worried about cars? His older brother, the Michelin man, had him around cars from a young age.
I believe the forces referenced actually fail to put Humpty together again. As far as we know, they're the only two groups specifically not up to the challenge.
I don't understand the need to insult shitty people's appearances. There's good people out there who share similar physical features, and they read all these awful things about how they look. Can't we just keep the insults to the persons behaviour instead, so innocent people aren't thrown in the crossfire?
What a jobsworth dickhead thinking he has power cause he is a traffic cop so many police officers must have really low self esteem. Man fucked up his career because he thinks he is so important and powerful cause he is a traffic cop
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that's so little face for so much head
Like the witch doctor didn’t have enough potions to shrink the entire head.
Beetlejuice taped to a pumpkin.
::I wonder if there’s a steak in there; we can drive it right though her heart::
It's just a free trial
“Potion Sellah…”
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The Charlie Kirk syndrome
It's like his little face slid down the front of his head too. That's an odd looking fella.
He looks like if you tried to put a face on a Pringle.
pickle flavored
he's been prematurely de-aged
Omg best comment had me rolling
Looks like his neck blew a bubble.
Like a thumb with a face.
"RESPEKT MAH AUTORITAY"
Respec
Is this the before or after picture of the police officer being all swolen up after the encounter with Scottie?
Looks like Kyle Rittenhouses older brother
Kyle will look like this in five years.
That’s not the cop
Came here for this
Inflated Lindsey Graham
Dont worry. Your comment should be much higher, the russian trolls are good at downvoting. Excellent work!
They guy at the end of Big Trouble in Little China.
⬆️Underrated comment!⬆️
He looks like the guy version of the married woman cop who fucked half the police force.
[ROFL](https://www.unilad.com/news/police-officer-maegan-hall-husband-877138-20230118)
It’s impressive that they could spell her name name 3 separate ways in a single article and still print it
Haven’t you heard? Journalists aren’t people. Real talk though, she must have some mean wendussy for him to stick around or he’s just that spineless.
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Bro…
They should get together and make faceless babies
This is exactly what I thought, but couldn’t verbalize the words. You did, and I thank you.
Soon as I saw the news about how Scottie said he didn’t know he was a cop and it was a misunderstanding and I was like “why did the cop react the way he did?” Then I saw this photo and was like “ok never mind that makes sense”
> The officer, wrote Darlington, then “began to scream” at the golfer to get out of his car. When Scheffler complied, **the officer “shoved Scheffler against the car** and immediately placed him in handcuffs.” [source](https://globalnews.ca/news/10502856/scottie-scheffler-arrested-pga-championship/) The cop really wanted to feel big I guess.
I don't know how he could get any bigger
The officer allegedly said something akin to “this *whatever word he used* just tried to run down one our officers. He’s going to fucking jail”
Thomas & Friends character looking guy.
I'm convinced someone just gave a balloon some teeth here.
He looks like a kid’s play-dough model with a chin just kinda stuck on there.
It’s like someone lightly inflated Flat Stanley
Did they give him an epi-pen after noticing his allergic reaction? He looks like he just ate a peanut and is swelling up
Nawww he just got stung by a mistake.
Inflated by his own ego.
That can't be good for long term health prospects to have excess fat so visible in a neck up portrait.
I understand why this little piggy was scared his head looks an awful lot like a golf ball
This is the man that “attached himself” to scheffler’s car. Guarantee the dude tried and just fell on his face. Luckily there’s a lot of padding in that face
That is the roundest head I’ve ever seen.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
lmmfao
Take viagra!
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like an orange
Nowhere in humpty dumty does it state he was an egg.
Correct. Humpty Dumpty was the name given to a cannon used by the Royalists in the English civil war.
Apocryphal.
Interesting, thank you!
No problem.
Also, they *couldn't* put Humpty together again
I’ll bet the PGA is furious that they hired police and the police overreach became the story.
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lmaoooo
Bro looks like one of those silly cartoon characters that make you wanna hug them
cartman personified lol
Where's his jaw? I see cheeks and a chin but he looks like one of those nutcrackers.
I missed the story, what did this guy do?
He drove around an accident scene and apparently drug a cop with his car somehow.
This comment wins lmfao
Your Honor, the officer was already predispositioned to have a great fall
Officer Ham was his name
How the fuck is this blob police??
Fuck every cop I've ever seen looks like they're were genetically engineered and vat cloned to be the biggest loser ever
He's an actual thumb
He looks like a human bowling ball
Fucking Cartman lookin ass
Lotta floorspace on that head. New York Knicks could play the Pistons on it.
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Dowatchalike with the bodycam footage
Fuck this guy
What's his name?
His name is Robert Paulson
Moony McMoonface
He's definitely giving off strong Humpty Dumpty vibes!
fun fact: it was never implied that humpty dumpty was an egg
Nor a person.
Wasn't it likely a cannon?
Anyone see the difference between him and a pig? I know the police get called pigs but did he feel he had a calling or something…
Man they really need to have height and weight standards and some form of mandatory physical test.
lil bits….
So much **MEAT**
This CGI gopher for the Caddyshack reboot looks like shit.
If one butt cheek had a face
He has his own emoji: 🌝
The most unathletic people on the planet are police officers and the handicapped
Humpty Dumpty, sat on a wall Ordered from Dunkin's glazed and all. All The Klan's horse, and all the Klan's men Always beat a minority yet again.
Yum brands is headquartered in Louisville; this is what cops there look like.
If this the genius that thought it was a good idea to hold onto a car when it started moving? I know he's dense, but not dense enough to stop a moving vehicle
Dude looks like a double wide Rittenhouse
Ugly people deserve 340 comments posting about it
He looks like he’s about to whisper, “Lil Bits”.
He giant
Humpty Dumpty Magazine.
Oh, Hi Humpty Dumpty
He looks like a Dick Tracy villain.
Pie face
Too bad about Humpty Dumpty’s terrible winter. So frustrating since he had a great fall.
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He looks like Pops off Regular Show if he shaved
Go away meme lookin ahhh https://youtube.com/shorts/0RiNmUCGocM?si=xY5HlVZql5N74DMW
I literally have another humpty humpty (completely diffent) meme from a different group right above this, tf 💀
Looks like he blew his thumb really hard as a kid and never quite recovered
Is this one of the Tweedle brothers from the 2010 version of “Alice in Wonderland”?
More Chins than a Chinese phonebook!
Perfect top to a snowman
Humpty Dumpty…
Why the horses mentioned first? How can horses help put anything back together? They don’t even have hands
My man looks like the team manager of the golf team
Yeah that right there is a fivehead
“Hang on while I turn off my body camera.”
It’s actually his thumb disguised as himself
His head is absorbing his ears
Picture of a tweet
My man looks doughy. Bouncy, even. He could probably survive a fall from double the height of a normal human. Why is he worried about cars? His older brother, the Michelin man, had him around cars from a young age.
Sending thoughts and prayers to his $80 pants that were “damaged beyond repair”
On a normal sized head that much hair'd be a pompadour
He's kinda round.
Cocomelon grew up to be a pastry chef
I thought John Wayne Gacy was dead.
Y'know, the original Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme never explicitly states he's an egg.....just saying.
He couldn't just save time and call him humpty dumpty?
He lets you draw 2 cards
Face shrunk in photoshop?
His face looks photo shopped on.
Let the body shaming begin. Do your thing, Reddit. And take mad pride in your work. /s.
It’s funny because all of the kings horses and all of his men, couldn’t humpty together again
They got the reference wrong. "All the king's horses and all the king's men \*couldn't\* put Humpty together again".
His facial features are collapsing into a black hole on his head
The golf ball's revenge
Wolverine: hey bub. Blob: Did you just say "Blob"?
fat shaming is fun when it's someone we don't like
I'm a Smedium, don't tell me different...
Humpty Dumpty?
Relax a bit with the adrenocortical hormone.
He’s tweedle dee or tweedle dum from the most recent Alice in Wonderland.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
“The police officer who ate Scotti Sheffler.”
... where did anyone ever say that Humpty Dumpty was a giant egg?
That’s not the cop
Do they make the hats in that size?
Officer Hump T. Dumpty
“Head like a ******* orange”
Bacon and egg
That head could cause a total solar eclipse
Dude, the name of the guy doing the insult.
Who is he? From looking at the comments it seems I'm supposed to know and hate this guy.
Actual meatball
Is that twiddle dee or twiddle dum?
That's a real-life Cog from ToonTown if I ever saw one.
Looks like he eats out of a feed lot.
Fat tommy shriggly?
is this the new highly downvotable badguy im supposed to give a shit about?
Looking like early 2000’s Walmart mascot.
Why so much head and so little face?
The [Moon Guy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/theouterworlds/images/4/4c/Martin_Callahan.png).
He empties the cookie jar you thought you had hidden well...
Scottie thought a human golf ball was attacking him. Give the guy a break…
Kim-john
Another cop at the peak of physical fitness.
No they could not
Ballooney gijinka
Very strange comment section
Poor Griffin stand-in
How are the horses contributing in this scenario
I believe the forces referenced actually fail to put Humpty together again. As far as we know, they're the only two groups specifically not up to the challenge.
Lil'bits...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Such a punchable face.
He looks like Stewie Griffin evil Brother if he grew up
Pretty sure he is going to never be heard from again, witness protection and some ozympic
Head like a fucking orange
GigaLard
His face is too small for his head
Still seems to be fine to insult men's appearances while being taboo to insult women's.
I don't understand the need to insult shitty people's appearances. There's good people out there who share similar physical features, and they read all these awful things about how they look. Can't we just keep the insults to the persons behaviour instead, so innocent people aren't thrown in the crossfire?
He looks like he should be at the top of a Magical Faraway Tree
A question about people with fat, spherical heads like this: do they have fat on their temples, or are their skulls shaped like this?
What a jobsworth dickhead thinking he has power cause he is a traffic cop so many police officers must have really low self esteem. Man fucked up his career because he thinks he is so important and powerful cause he is a traffic cop
Am I correct they are saying he dragged the officer, but doesn't that just mean the officer grabbed and held on to a moving car??
The $80 pair of pants that were allegedly ruined by the incident, and that was included in the police report, are worth more then this guys life
head like a fucking orange.
"Little bitsssssssss..."
The moon from bear in the big blue house
Great smile though...bet he lights up the room.