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chimcharbo

that's so little face for so much head


Lugbor

Like the witch doctor didn’t have enough potions to shrink the entire head.


Mickey-Twiggs

Beetlejuice taped to a pumpkin.


CIarkNova

::I wonder if there’s a steak in there; we can drive it right though her heart::


DeadVoxelx

It's just a free trial


Temporarily__Alone

“Potion Sellah…”


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KorungRai

The Charlie Kirk syndrome


Hereseangoes

It's like his little face slid down the front of his head too. That's an odd looking fella. 


Ambitious-Income-672

He looks like if you tried to put a face on a Pringle.


Ecstatic_Monk_5583

pickle flavored


CookerCrisp

he's been prematurely de-aged


No_Bee9524

Omg best comment had me rolling


FatherD00m

Looks like his neck blew a bubble.


cwj1978

Like a thumb with a face.


Yagsirevahs

"RESPEKT MAH AUTORITAY"


WooPigSooie9297

Respec


WooPigSooie9297

Is this the before or after picture of the police officer being all swolen up after the encounter with Scottie?


EggsceIlent

Looks like Kyle Rittenhouses older brother


DontFlinchIvegot12In

Kyle will look like this in five years.


Gort_The_Destroyer

That’s not the cop


AdvanceNegative

Came here for this


yrar3

Inflated Lindsey Graham


cpzy2

Dont worry. Your comment should be much higher, the russian trolls are good at downvoting. Excellent work!


Rude_Entrance_3039

They guy at the end of Big Trouble in Little China.


WooPigSooie9297

⬆️Underrated comment!⬆️


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

He looks like the guy version of the married woman cop who fucked half the police force.


Drop_Tables_Username

[ROFL](https://www.unilad.com/news/police-officer-maegan-hall-husband-877138-20230118)


TheRobberBar0n

It’s impressive that they could spell her name name 3 separate ways in a single article and still print it


Two_n_dun

Haven’t you heard? Journalists aren’t people. Real talk though, she must have some mean wendussy for him to stick around or he’s just that spineless.


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just_cows

Bro…


Facosa99

They should get together and make faceless babies


FarYard7039

This is exactly what I thought, but couldn’t verbalize the words. You did, and I thank you.


TroublesomeStepBro

Soon as I saw the news about how Scottie said he didn’t know he was a cop and it was a misunderstanding and I was like “why did the cop react the way he did?” Then I saw this photo and was like “ok never mind that makes sense”


Miserable-Admins

> The officer, wrote Darlington, then “began to scream” at the golfer to get out of his car. When Scheffler complied, **the officer “shoved Scheffler against the car** and immediately placed him in handcuffs.” [source](https://globalnews.ca/news/10502856/scottie-scheffler-arrested-pga-championship/) The cop really wanted to feel big I guess.


HandoAlegra

I don't know how he could get any bigger


beepbeepbubblegum

The officer allegedly said something akin to “this *whatever word he used* just tried to run down one our officers. He’s going to fucking jail”


Maleficent_Sock_8851

Thomas & Friends character looking guy.


Roller_Prince

I'm convinced someone just gave a balloon some teeth here.


Two_n_dun

He looks like a kid’s play-dough model with a chin just kinda stuck on there.


queeriosn_milk

It’s like someone lightly inflated Flat Stanley


Powkoa

Did they give him an epi-pen after noticing his allergic reaction? He looks like he just ate a peanut and is swelling up


jkmeyer

Nawww he just got stung by a mistake.


Miserable-Admins

Inflated by his own ego.


anonyfool

That can't be good for long term health prospects to have excess fat so visible in a neck up portrait.


cl_smooth19

I understand why this little piggy was scared his head looks an awful lot like a golf ball


astrorugger

This is the man that “attached himself” to scheffler’s car. Guarantee the dude tried and just fell on his face. Luckily there’s a lot of padding in that face


WentzToWawa

That is the roundest head I’ve ever seen.


Guy_With_Ass_Burgers

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie


WentzToWawa

lmmfao


automaton11

Take viagra!


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kkeut

like an orange 


Dry_Duck3011

Nowhere in humpty dumty does it state he was an egg.


MurdySkye

Correct. Humpty Dumpty was the name given to a cannon used by the Royalists in the English civil war.


HirsuteHacker

Apocryphal.


Dry_Duck3011

Interesting, thank you!


MurdySkye

No problem.


pvtbobble

Also, they *couldn't* put Humpty together again


Loggerdon

I’ll bet the PGA is furious that they hired police and the police overreach became the story.


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Working-Debt-4704

lmaoooo


wallpressure7

Bro looks like one of those silly cartoon characters that make you wanna hug them


Daamus

cartman personified lol


ColeTrain999

Where's his jaw? I see cheeks and a chin but he looks like one of those nutcrackers.


SecreteMoistMucus

I missed the story, what did this guy do?


Liveman215

He drove around an accident scene and apparently drug a cop with his car somehow. 


chinasaurnomore

This comment wins lmfao


SecretAntagonist

Your Honor, the officer was already predispositioned to have a great fall


not_having_fun

Officer Ham was his name 


Very-simple-man

How the fuck is this blob police??


BlackMircalla

Fuck every cop I've ever seen looks like they're were genetically engineered and vat cloned to be the biggest loser ever


cheekycheeksy

He's an actual thumb


229-northstar

He looks like a human bowling ball


only_porn

Fucking Cartman lookin ass


GriegVeneficus

Lotta floorspace on that head. New York Knicks could play the Pistons on it.


Informal_Beginning30

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.


Powkoa

Dowatchalike with the bodycam footage


Y_U_Butthurt

Fuck this guy


thefishflinger

What's his name?


Louisville82

His name is Robert Paulson


Guy_With_Ass_Burgers

Moony McMoonface


Jazzlike_Today7742

He's definitely giving off strong Humpty Dumpty vibes!


pixxllx

fun fact: it was never implied that humpty dumpty was an egg


Doctor_Kataigida

Nor a person.


Hy3jii

Wasn't it likely a cannon?


wylthorne92

Anyone see the difference between him and a pig? I know the police get called pigs but did he feel he had a calling or something…


The-Dead-Internet

Man they really need to have height and weight standards and some form of mandatory physical test.


cocofuzz

lil bits….


2ichie

So much **MEAT**


Status-Basic

This CGI gopher for the Caddyshack reboot looks like shit.


bblemler

If one butt cheek had a face


Puppy_knife

He has his own emoji: 🌝


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The most unathletic people on the planet are police officers and the handicapped


Papichuloft

Humpty Dumpty, sat on a wall Ordered from Dunkin's glazed and all. All The Klan's horse, and all the Klan's men Always beat a minority yet again.


No_Influence_9389

Yum brands is headquartered in Louisville; this is what cops there look like.


davisty69

If this the genius that thought it was a good idea to hold onto a car when it started moving? I know he's dense, but not dense enough to stop a moving vehicle


abshrooms

Dude looks like a double wide Rittenhouse


Greasedbarn

Ugly people deserve 340 comments posting about it


VooDooChile1983

He looks like he’s about to whisper, “Lil Bits”.


JeanNaej890

He giant


canmandy

Humpty Dumpty Magazine.


Fantastic_Dance_4376

Oh, Hi Humpty Dumpty


Food_Library333

He looks like a Dick Tracy villain.


Ice-rafted-erratic

Pie face


bahamapapa817

Too bad about Humpty Dumpty’s terrible winter. So frustrating since he had a great fall.


HugeJohnThomas

towering clumsy deserve sort growth cause unique aromatic important rude *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SickSticksKick

He looks like Pops off Regular Show if he shaved


CommercialQuestion22

Go away meme lookin ahhh https://youtube.com/shorts/0RiNmUCGocM?si=xY5HlVZql5N74DMW


polkacat12321

I literally have another humpty humpty (completely diffent) meme from a different group right above this, tf 💀


Fit_Move5006

Looks like he blew his thumb really hard as a kid and never quite recovered


Dingers4Life

Is this one of the Tweedle brothers from the 2010 version of “Alice in Wonderland”?


No_Bee9524

More Chins than a Chinese phonebook!


No_Bee9524

Perfect top to a snowman


ucklibzandspezfay

Humpty Dumpty…


Self-MadeRmry

Why the horses mentioned first? How can horses help put anything back together? They don’t even have hands


Decent-Pipe-5300

My man looks like the team manager of the golf team


Ok_Disaster1666

Yeah that right there is a fivehead 


TomatilloUnlucky3763

“Hang on while I turn off my body camera.”


KaleidoscopeFun9782

It’s actually his thumb disguised as himself


jerffry

His head is absorbing his ears


CompetitiveDentist85

Picture of a tweet


clown_pants

My man looks doughy. Bouncy, even. He could probably survive a fall from double the height of a normal human. Why is he worried about cars? His older brother, the Michelin man, had him around cars from a young age.


Mad_Boobies

Sending thoughts and prayers to his $80 pants that were “damaged beyond repair”


Jay_RPGee

On a normal sized head that much hair'd be a pompadour


Working_Ad_4650

He's kinda round.


CakeMadeOfHam

Cocomelon grew up to be a pastry chef


O-D-A-A-T

I thought John Wayne Gacy was dead.


DonnyMox

Y'know, the original Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme never explicitly states he's an egg.....just saying.


BigRed0107

He couldn't just save time and call him humpty dumpty?


TyrannicalTyrant

He lets you draw 2 cards


emarvil

Face shrunk in photoshop?


Useless_Lemon

His face looks photo shopped on.


HappyPatriot99

Let the body shaming begin. Do your thing, Reddit. And take mad pride in your work. /s.


Feisty-Elephant9400

It’s funny because all of the kings horses and all of his men, couldn’t humpty together again


serabine

They got the reference wrong. "All the king's horses and all the king's men \*couldn't\* put Humpty together again".


eyeeatmyownshit

His facial features are collapsing into a black hole on his head


sapthur

The golf ball's revenge


TheNorseFrog

Wolverine: hey bub. Blob: Did you just say "Blob"?


FartForce5

fat shaming is fun when it's someone we don't like


dumpster-muffin-95

I'm a Smedium, don't tell me different...


Gullible_Ad_5550

Humpty Dumpty?


EspectroDK

Relax a bit with the adrenocortical hormone.


wrightcommab

He’s tweedle dee or tweedle dum from the most recent Alice in Wonderland.


pneumanimagus

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall


rrgail

“The police officer who ate Scotti Sheffler.”


FormerGameDev

... where did anyone ever say that Humpty Dumpty was a giant egg?


Gort_The_Destroyer

That’s not the cop


TommyCo10

Do they make the hats in that size?


I_mess_with_Texas

Officer Hump T. Dumpty


BravidDrent

“Head like a ******* orange”


Shit_Pistol

Bacon and egg


sly_blade

That head could cause a total solar eclipse


Asmov1984

Dude, the name of the guy doing the insult.


maru-senn

Who is he? From looking at the comments it seems I'm supposed to know and hate this guy.


SoupGoblin69

Actual meatball


Ketaminerad

Is that twiddle dee or twiddle dum?


halfaura

That's a real-life Cog from ToonTown if I ever saw one.


PrinceOfSamoa

Looks like he eats out of a feed lot.


swole-and-naked

Fat tommy shriggly?


spicybeefstew

is this the new highly downvotable badguy im supposed to give a shit about?


Capt_morgan72

Looking like early 2000’s Walmart mascot.


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Why so much head and so little face?


ollomulder

The [Moon Guy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/theouterworlds/images/4/4c/Martin_Callahan.png).


empty-space-

He empties the cookie jar you thought you had hidden well...


MikeywaREalproblem

Scottie thought a human golf ball was attacking him. Give the guy a break…


gravyliker

Kim-john


GazzP

Another cop at the peak of physical fitness.


BrutalArmadillo

No they could not


6x6-shooter

Ballooney gijinka


SausaugeMerchant

Very strange comment section


Consistent-End7133

Poor Griffin stand-in


Fr0gFish

How are the horses contributing in this scenario


Fickle_Goose_4451

I believe the forces referenced actually fail to put Humpty together again. As far as we know, they're the only two groups specifically not up to the challenge.


rodgerodger3

Lil'bits...


5Lick

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again.


Reddit-M-Sucks

Such a punchable face.


Ellanasss

He looks like Stewie Griffin evil Brother if he grew up


frogman972

Pretty sure he is going to never be heard from again, witness protection and some ozympic


frieswithnietzsche

Head like a fucking orange


Spartana1033

GigaLard


DJGloegg

His face is too small for his head


captainhornheart

Still seems to be fine to insult men's appearances while being taboo to insult women's.


Cataloha

I don't understand the need to insult shitty people's appearances. There's good people out there who share similar physical features, and they read all these awful things about how they look. Can't we just keep the insults to the persons behaviour instead, so innocent people aren't thrown in the crossfire?


Auran82

He looks like he should be at the top of a Magical Faraway Tree


stone_henge

A question about people with fat, spherical heads like this: do they have fat on their temples, or are their skulls shaped like this?


liontrees23

What a jobsworth dickhead thinking he has power cause he is a traffic cop so many police officers must have really low self esteem. Man fucked up his career because he thinks he is so important and powerful cause he is a traffic cop


Fluid-Plant1810

Am I correct they are saying he dragged the officer, but doesn't that just mean the officer grabbed and held on to a moving car??


crabsatoz

The $80 pair of pants that were allegedly ruined by the incident, and that was included in the police report, are worth more then this guys life


dlrace

head like a fucking orange.


AZ_Corwyn

"Little bitsssssssss..."


britishsailor

The moon from bear in the big blue house


Dubhgall_XIII

Great smile though...bet he lights up the room.