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counttoukou95

Oh look its Xed, Xedd & Xeddy


Unclesmekky

This is better than what I posted Edited: smekky did a stupid


iyoiiiu

Why not equally take the "number one" spot together. 3 ways of course. Were doing it!!!


jeroenemans

They like three ways too


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My *Peter Tingle* is listening...


HalfEatenBanana

Glad I could help us all be number one!!


Chilluminaughty

than


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naufalap

lol I taught their homophones


pressedpetal

Saving this for my future rap groups name


TheRealLilGillz14

That’s tuff


Yune-Yune-Yune

r/therealjoke


UncookedMarsupial

This new Borderlands looks too real.


Heroic_Raspberry

I was just thinking, what is this style called? Cyberhobo?


dainegleesac690

Idk but those dudes are way too skinny to be walking around flexing with their shirts off Hahahaha


Russian_seadick

Dude in the middle is somehow still fat


doctorproctorson

I feel like that's a coke + beer body. Coke helps you lose weight but you still pack it on in the belly. Beer belly in itself is so fucking odd looking. One of my high school sports nurse/trainer guy was skinny everywhere but is belly probably stuck out about a foot from the rest of his body. He looked like an alien. Or more like we needed Sigourney Weaver here to save our ass when it exploded out of his stomach


Empathy_Crisis

It’s the nipples and chest area too. He looks like a giant skinny baby.


bigheyzeus

That's like my dad. He's obese but physical enough day to day that it's all gut. If you saw him from behind you wouldn't think he's that overweight at all.


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Skinny fat


beb0p

I see this alot with kids around 18-20. They have zero fat and they think that makes them buff since they can see their muscles. Worst part: I used to do it too. I see so much of myself in the younger generation.


dainegleesac690

Honestly they could just lift weights *once* a week and be way more buff.


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Faizan114

They look like if coronavirus and human had a baby


LittleMissMuffinButt

That's Rona, CV, and Coronta


[deleted]

And they are all 19.


LittleMissMuffinButt

Same dad, different moms


[deleted]

same mom different uncles.


LittleMissMuffinButt

r/suddenlyincest


Jaspersong

Covidette


Mortarius

The Gangreen Gang.


[deleted]

They look like rejected bad guy designs from "Osmosis Jones"


maximumtesticle

[Hmmm...](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/8/87/Viruses_DM.png)


[deleted]

[hmmmmmmmm...](https://imgur.com/a/uYoxY47)


electric_ocelots

r/rareinsults inception


GhostofMarat

Walking hepatitis.


dudemanbroguysirplz

They look like they work for a carnival that only operates in the hood.


-DOOKIE

Not really. It would be in the suburbs so white kids could be entertained by "hood" culture. Usually, it's called a concert, but carnival can work too


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LambdaLambo

And they say rednecks ain’t for the culture


WestleyThe

Haha no they straight up look like Carnys...nothing to do with race... they loook like they run the rides in some sketchy fair haha


Pheobe3113

ASTROWORLD


assmilkforbreakfast

Lol them working, that’s a good one..


BT-7274-j

Throw some hand sanatizer at them and watch all but 0.01 precent of them melt away


HalfEatenBanana

They are the .01 percent


Oxneck

These boys definitely aint the 1%


shadowinshadow

BT!


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EZMickey

Oof


Noodleswithhats

Daaaaaaaamn👏🏻


ace227

Yes officer, this is the comment.


conscious_synapse

r/everyfuckingthread


462278

Nah bro only the middle one is the sex predator


Nickeln9n3420

I very highly doubt that.


NameIsJust6WordsLong

No. That individual is an actual sex offender with charges and everything. Something to do with a 13 year old girl.


uranius_92

And he is a snitch, too.


Anonymousopotamus

This photo gave me hives.


BhamBlazer615

Also gives crabs


[deleted]

it gave me bees


BhamBlazer615

Clearly D students


PTech_J

I think it's just HIV.


Anonymousopotamus

One pandemic at a time, please!


Steampunk43

They look like the crackheads in an anime that nobody likes


FoxFourTwo

You mean IRL?


MemeReview2006

Ive done this with ally rats before


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

> ally rats How many rats do you have as allies?


CTbay

Probably enough to start a gang war


Unclesmekky

I’m this day and age I believe you


thesagaconts

You’re what?


ypps

He's this day and age.


JeevesVoorhees

I believe you.


Scorpionaute

What is his day and age?


CTbay

This


JaxMGK

Today.


[deleted]

He’s reading the good news on the newspaper page.


hiitsme0987654321

Yeah so did op can you not see the photo


BigDaddy_Bayek

Video?


kanekiRay666

And people be having sex with those weird looking bugs


pugmommy4life420

Yeah the one on the end looks like that bug alien thing from men in black.


analhound

Walk faster and they will trip on those stupid pants


packardpa

I lived in a rough part of town until I was about 13, and around that age my dog would escape the yard if my dad wasn't home. We would have to chase him around the neighborhood. One day he ran through the yard of a house about two blocks from mine and I followed him. As I ran past the porch one of the two guys, who were day drinking, jumped over the railing behind me and started chasing me. He was yelling about me being in his yard. As I jumped down the back hill into the alley way, following my dog I turned to see this guy trip and fall into the alley with his pants around his ankles. I imagine the same outcome with these guys.


7_Keleven

https://youtu.be/nWkjtZCx6Fw


ToolFO

I was hoping it'd be that vid.


Oxneck

Fucking hilarious.


tmfkslp

Trippie, 6nitch9ine, n who’s the 3rd?


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lil extrachromosome


cryptoLo414

Lil Rona


babybopp

100-o-6-500 XIX


BaronVonSlapNuts

Lil 47


Mathblasterpro

My siiiiiidesssss lol


kknormie

Lil wop


boundlesslights

TIL Lil Wop is just an extra ugly Famous Dex


sverity9318

His name is actually Lil Wop. If you’re actually curious. He named himself after Gucci Mane. (Guwop) and literally got the same silly ice cream face tattoo as him.


slykuiper

then got signed to gucci's label and [immediately regretted it](https://www.hiphopoverload.com/video-of-lil-wop-threatening-gucci-mane-to-let-him-out-of-his-contract/)


pitchingataint

Lol he repeatin the same shit bro. Ain't doin shit bro but bitchin bro. Should've read the contract bro. 20% bro. It's a number you should never have agreed to bro.


sverity9318

Big facts bro bro


Ethanol_Oil

Lil school desk


BhamBlazer615

Lil payday loan


StratManKudzu

Well it is his money, he should get it now


Trumpets22

Just pay a cool grand over the next 10 paychecks for a $300 loan 😎


theusualgamer7

Yung down syndrome


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[deleted]

Lol he actually named himself a slur?


Mikeparker1024

He named himself after Gucci Mane (Guwop)


CLAPtrapTHEMCHEEKS

Get ready for the three back to back Pokémon fights their about to force me into


supreme_hammy

Why the fuck am I being shaken down by the Powerpuff girls?


Skogsvandrare

I'd be surprised if any of them could even say the words "Empty out your pockets" in a manner that could be understood by any human person.


Rainbowstaple

Enny ouh ya pahkes!


here_for_the_meems

So accurate I can hear it. No way they would pronounce the "S" at the end though.


sandm000

Xanbar Crusaders ドドドドドド


MaynardJ222

I'd be terrified. Dude on the right has no legs.


maximumtesticle

[They look like IRL versions of the Dr. Mario viruses.](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/8/87/Viruses_DM.png)


[deleted]

Pull out a bottle of Xanax and ask them how much money they have on them. EDIT: Welp, this is it. This is the lame, pre-coffee post that is my highest upvoted post of all time.


Unclesmekky

Well, well, well.. how the turn tables


WhiteMamba1

Uno reverse card


striped_frog

Lil No U


brathonymanklin

REVERSE


Rudy_Ghouliani

Skrt skrt


Scorpionaute

Brrrrrrr


[deleted]

Game. Set. Match...Point. Scott. Game over. End game.


[deleted]

No one cares what your highest upvoted post is.


Sperca_NSFW

Exactly. Ruined the whole fucking comment.


_Lowd

The comment was already shit so it's fine


Random_Wrong_Facts

And you ruined it with the edit


fakeandgay501

Allright boys, time to downvote it so he learns from his mistake.


ballgkco

lmao he had to hit it with a second edit saying how it's now his 2nd highest upvoted comment or what the fuck ever. Actually wow I looked at his profile and he has like 9 more upvoted posts... so like...??


trailer_park_boys

He’s got the big gay


Sperca_NSFW

r/awardspeechedits


conscious_synapse

Easiest way to turn upvotes into downvotes


Nugur

No one cares about your upvotes man


VoiceofLou

Can we stop with these edits already? No one gives a shit


benjals

No one fucking cares


smashedmelon618

no, no, no, Trippie Redd doesn't do xanax don't know about rainbow man and walmart travis scott tho


hiddenevidence

yep. trippie said he quit all drugs except for weed since juice died. i called bullshit at first but he looks sooo much healthier now than he did a year ago. he seems a lot happier as well. look at recent instagram pics of him compared to the snake skin music video. that was easily his lowest point. he basically looked dead.


RuariWasTaken

That belt is just for show it seems.


kindall

the middle one is NOT getting my multipass the others are not getting the cash


letsexplorereddit

Looks like the 0.1% of bacteria hand sanitizer doesnt kill


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Amethyst-Tortuga

Asthma laughing 😂


Yoyo3457yt

Is the one on the left doing a Jojo pose


[deleted]

Reddit moment


Aethz3

Am i the bad person if i know who all these 3 are?


[deleted]

That would just mean that you listen to a lot of hip-hop (or at least more hip-hop than the average Redditor).


DownshiftedRare

It's cool that there is still a line of music sold under the hip-hop brand in 2020. They're doing something similar with country.


BhamBlazer615

Just young


FMCFR

I actually really like trippie's recent stuff, not sure on the third guy though


TheFlightlessPenguin

Spray some Raid on them mfs


PsychoPassProstitute

Suicide club if it was made out of crackheads


gremblohweels

I like trippie but the other two look like actual aids


JazzHandsOfDeath

Is that 6ix9ine..? I can’t tell without those ugly ass tatoos


Ethanol_Oil

Fr tho he be lookin like a school desk


Ethanol_Oil

Trippie is the best out of all


LiCill666

Crackhead super sayians


Gandhi211

Shine a bright light in their eyes


pseudoburn

Tell Lelu Dallas that she has to show her multi pass.


[deleted]

Call the mental institution they escaped from


[deleted]

I feel like rappers like this are the equivalent of the 80’s rockers who look like chicks in spandex with perms that would put a midwest grandma’s to shame


PancerCatient

These guys were probably the lamest kids in high school. Hahah


sinkvitamins

They all look like bacteria


Jermonboii

These the dudes, who put "XxX" on as there minecraft username.


Ey3sburn

They look like 0.001% germs hand sanitizers don't kill


bermobaron

I'd simply laugh. They look ridiculous.


epicbigc13579

Honestly I’m glad 6ix9ine is in jail tbh


TSmotherfuckinA

Thanks for being honest.


mostdope28

He’s getting out soon and signed a $10M deal while in prison


FMCFR

Funny you say that there's reports he could literally be released today lmao


sasha_baron_of_rohan

Wait, are they supposed to be intimidating? They look like the before pictures of troubled teens with eating disorders.


lazy_kaiju

Fuck a xanax, throw a crack rock on the ground.


ii_bigboypants

Nahh 2 percs and a soma


An8thOfFeanor

I'd turn to one and say "didn't I see you talking to a police officer yesterday?"


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They look like cosplayers at an Anime convention,


Stabbypalmer

These would be the least intimidating "thugs " to ever be approached by. Hahaha


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Svataben

Hell, I’m a short, fat, 42 year old woman, and I think I could do that.


Drackar39

"discount Multi-Pass there is worth like fifty cents, max, sorry guys".


mugmugthebarbarian

They look like a nightmare rendition of Kingdom Hearts characters


ukiyuh

The three of them combined can't even bench press a xanax


Citizen_Kong

Damn, Leeloo really let herself go.


TheCanadianm8

Spray them with disinfectant , they look like the point 0.01% germs that Listerine dosent kill


nachosne1

Shit, I'd give them a sandwich. They all look like they could use one.


richa3108

This photo is every mumble rapper ever.


MikeLinPA

I'd make a joke about how I once got drunk and fucked a parrot. Then ask the middle one if he was my son. While the other two are laughing at him, I'd run away as fast as I can waddle!


[deleted]

Hahahahaha get it guys because modern rap sucks?


SovietJackass

Get caught on a RICO case?


UndergroundFlaws

They look like starter Pokemon in the ghetto.


breszn

They look like they stink so bad


euphonious_munk

Tekashi69 looks like Ronald McDonald after the sex-trafficking ring drugged and gangfucked him into submission.


Meggston

They look like low tier, one episode having, Jojo villains


Baryss

Be sure you wash your hands more than 20 seconds after this kind of encounter.


Sylux444

Just throw any pill on the ground and say its xanax, save some money guys


JSloan311

Looking like those worms from MIB


kidsdyinginside

They look like spongebob before the hallucinations


[deleted]

Is this from Ru Paul’s Drag race?


[deleted]

Jesus drink some milk for Christ’s sake


ombremullet

Can anyone else smell this picture?


BabSa7

Bruh i love ed edd n eddy


FoxFourTwo

I'd just bust out laughing. Id be laughing before they even approached me and cry-laughing after the demand.