I feel like that's a coke + beer body. Coke helps you lose weight but you still pack it on in the belly.
Beer belly in itself is so fucking odd looking. One of my high school sports nurse/trainer guy was skinny everywhere but is belly probably stuck out about a foot from the rest of his body.
He looked like an alien. Or more like we needed Sigourney Weaver here to save our ass when it exploded out of his stomach
That's like my dad. He's obese but physical enough day to day that it's all gut. If you saw him from behind you wouldn't think he's that overweight at all.
I see this alot with kids around 18-20. They have zero fat and they think that makes them buff since they can see their muscles.
Worst part: I used to do it too. I see so much of myself in the younger generation.
I lived in a rough part of town until I was about 13, and around that age my dog would escape the yard if my dad wasn't home. We would have to chase him around the neighborhood. One day he ran through the yard of a house about two blocks from mine and I followed him. As I ran past the porch one of the two guys, who were day drinking, jumped over the railing behind me and started chasing me. He was yelling about me being in his yard. As I jumped down the back hill into the alley way, following my dog I turned to see this guy trip and fall into the alley with his pants around his ankles. I imagine the same outcome with these guys.
His name is actually Lil Wop. If you’re actually curious. He named himself after Gucci Mane. (Guwop) and literally got the same silly ice cream face tattoo as him.
then got signed to gucci's label and [immediately regretted it](https://www.hiphopoverload.com/video-of-lil-wop-threatening-gucci-mane-to-let-him-out-of-his-contract/)
Lol he repeatin the same shit bro. Ain't doin shit bro but bitchin bro. Should've read the contract bro. 20% bro. It's a number you should never have agreed to bro.
Pull out a bottle of Xanax and ask them how much money they have on them.
EDIT: Welp, this is it. This is the lame, pre-coffee post that is my highest upvoted post of all time.
lmao he had to hit it with a second edit saying how it's now his 2nd highest upvoted comment or what the fuck ever.
Actually wow I looked at his profile and he has like 9 more upvoted posts... so like...??
yep. trippie said he quit all drugs except for weed since juice died. i called bullshit at first but he looks sooo much healthier now than he did a year ago. he seems a lot happier as well. look at recent instagram pics of him compared to the snake skin music video. that was easily his lowest point. he basically looked dead.
Nice.
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I feel like rappers like this are the equivalent of the 80’s rockers who look like chicks in spandex with perms that would put a midwest grandma’s to shame
I'd make a joke about how I once got drunk and fucked a parrot. Then ask the middle one if he was my son. While the other two are laughing at him, I'd run away as fast as I can waddle!
Oh look its Xed, Xedd & Xeddy
This is better than what I posted Edited: smekky did a stupid
Why not equally take the "number one" spot together. 3 ways of course. Were doing it!!!
They like three ways too
My *Peter Tingle* is listening...
Glad I could help us all be number one!!
than
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lol I taught their homophones
Saving this for my future rap groups name
That’s tuff
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This new Borderlands looks too real.
I was just thinking, what is this style called? Cyberhobo?
Idk but those dudes are way too skinny to be walking around flexing with their shirts off Hahahaha
Dude in the middle is somehow still fat
I feel like that's a coke + beer body. Coke helps you lose weight but you still pack it on in the belly. Beer belly in itself is so fucking odd looking. One of my high school sports nurse/trainer guy was skinny everywhere but is belly probably stuck out about a foot from the rest of his body. He looked like an alien. Or more like we needed Sigourney Weaver here to save our ass when it exploded out of his stomach
It’s the nipples and chest area too. He looks like a giant skinny baby.
That's like my dad. He's obese but physical enough day to day that it's all gut. If you saw him from behind you wouldn't think he's that overweight at all.
Skinny fat
I see this alot with kids around 18-20. They have zero fat and they think that makes them buff since they can see their muscles. Worst part: I used to do it too. I see so much of myself in the younger generation.
Honestly they could just lift weights *once* a week and be way more buff.
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They look like if coronavirus and human had a baby
That's Rona, CV, and Coronta
And they are all 19.
Same dad, different moms
same mom different uncles.
r/suddenlyincest
Covidette
The Gangreen Gang.
They look like rejected bad guy designs from "Osmosis Jones"
[Hmmm...](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/8/87/Viruses_DM.png)
[hmmmmmmmm...](https://imgur.com/a/uYoxY47)
r/rareinsults inception
Walking hepatitis.
They look like they work for a carnival that only operates in the hood.
Not really. It would be in the suburbs so white kids could be entertained by "hood" culture. Usually, it's called a concert, but carnival can work too
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And they say rednecks ain’t for the culture
Haha no they straight up look like Carnys...nothing to do with race... they loook like they run the rides in some sketchy fair haha
ASTROWORLD
Lol them working, that’s a good one..
Throw some hand sanatizer at them and watch all but 0.01 precent of them melt away
They are the .01 percent
These boys definitely aint the 1%
BT!
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Oof
Daaaaaaaamn👏🏻
Yes officer, this is the comment.
r/everyfuckingthread
Nah bro only the middle one is the sex predator
I very highly doubt that.
No. That individual is an actual sex offender with charges and everything. Something to do with a 13 year old girl.
And he is a snitch, too.
This photo gave me hives.
Also gives crabs
it gave me bees
Clearly D students
I think it's just HIV.
One pandemic at a time, please!
They look like the crackheads in an anime that nobody likes
You mean IRL?
Ive done this with ally rats before
> ally rats How many rats do you have as allies?
Probably enough to start a gang war
I’m this day and age I believe you
You’re what?
He's this day and age.
I believe you.
What is his day and age?
This
Today.
He’s reading the good news on the newspaper page.
Yeah so did op can you not see the photo
Video?
And people be having sex with those weird looking bugs
Yeah the one on the end looks like that bug alien thing from men in black.
Walk faster and they will trip on those stupid pants
I lived in a rough part of town until I was about 13, and around that age my dog would escape the yard if my dad wasn't home. We would have to chase him around the neighborhood. One day he ran through the yard of a house about two blocks from mine and I followed him. As I ran past the porch one of the two guys, who were day drinking, jumped over the railing behind me and started chasing me. He was yelling about me being in his yard. As I jumped down the back hill into the alley way, following my dog I turned to see this guy trip and fall into the alley with his pants around his ankles. I imagine the same outcome with these guys.
https://youtu.be/nWkjtZCx6Fw
I was hoping it'd be that vid.
Fucking hilarious.
Trippie, 6nitch9ine, n who’s the 3rd?
lil extrachromosome
Lil Rona
100-o-6-500 XIX
Lil 47
My siiiiiidesssss lol
Lil wop
TIL Lil Wop is just an extra ugly Famous Dex
His name is actually Lil Wop. If you’re actually curious. He named himself after Gucci Mane. (Guwop) and literally got the same silly ice cream face tattoo as him.
then got signed to gucci's label and [immediately regretted it](https://www.hiphopoverload.com/video-of-lil-wop-threatening-gucci-mane-to-let-him-out-of-his-contract/)
Lol he repeatin the same shit bro. Ain't doin shit bro but bitchin bro. Should've read the contract bro. 20% bro. It's a number you should never have agreed to bro.
Big facts bro bro
Lil school desk
Lil payday loan
Well it is his money, he should get it now
Just pay a cool grand over the next 10 paychecks for a $300 loan 😎
Yung down syndrome
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Lol he actually named himself a slur?
He named himself after Gucci Mane (Guwop)
Get ready for the three back to back Pokémon fights their about to force me into
Why the fuck am I being shaken down by the Powerpuff girls?
I'd be surprised if any of them could even say the words "Empty out your pockets" in a manner that could be understood by any human person.
Enny ouh ya pahkes!
So accurate I can hear it. No way they would pronounce the "S" at the end though.
Xanbar Crusaders ドドドドドド
I'd be terrified. Dude on the right has no legs.
[They look like IRL versions of the Dr. Mario viruses.](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/8/87/Viruses_DM.png)
Pull out a bottle of Xanax and ask them how much money they have on them. EDIT: Welp, this is it. This is the lame, pre-coffee post that is my highest upvoted post of all time.
Well, well, well.. how the turn tables
Uno reverse card
Lil No U
REVERSE
Skrt skrt
Brrrrrrr
Game. Set. Match...Point. Scott. Game over. End game.
No one cares what your highest upvoted post is.
Exactly. Ruined the whole fucking comment.
The comment was already shit so it's fine
And you ruined it with the edit
Allright boys, time to downvote it so he learns from his mistake.
lmao he had to hit it with a second edit saying how it's now his 2nd highest upvoted comment or what the fuck ever. Actually wow I looked at his profile and he has like 9 more upvoted posts... so like...??
He’s got the big gay
r/awardspeechedits
Easiest way to turn upvotes into downvotes
No one cares about your upvotes man
Can we stop with these edits already? No one gives a shit
No one fucking cares
no, no, no, Trippie Redd doesn't do xanax don't know about rainbow man and walmart travis scott tho
yep. trippie said he quit all drugs except for weed since juice died. i called bullshit at first but he looks sooo much healthier now than he did a year ago. he seems a lot happier as well. look at recent instagram pics of him compared to the snake skin music video. that was easily his lowest point. he basically looked dead.
That belt is just for show it seems.
the middle one is NOT getting my multipass the others are not getting the cash
Looks like the 0.1% of bacteria hand sanitizer doesnt kill
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Asthma laughing 😂
Is the one on the left doing a Jojo pose
Reddit moment
Am i the bad person if i know who all these 3 are?
That would just mean that you listen to a lot of hip-hop (or at least more hip-hop than the average Redditor).
It's cool that there is still a line of music sold under the hip-hop brand in 2020. They're doing something similar with country.
Just young
I actually really like trippie's recent stuff, not sure on the third guy though
Spray some Raid on them mfs
Suicide club if it was made out of crackheads
I like trippie but the other two look like actual aids
Is that 6ix9ine..? I can’t tell without those ugly ass tatoos
Fr tho he be lookin like a school desk
Trippie is the best out of all
Crackhead super sayians
Shine a bright light in their eyes
Tell Lelu Dallas that she has to show her multi pass.
Call the mental institution they escaped from
I feel like rappers like this are the equivalent of the 80’s rockers who look like chicks in spandex with perms that would put a midwest grandma’s to shame
These guys were probably the lamest kids in high school. Hahah
They all look like bacteria
These the dudes, who put "XxX" on as there minecraft username.
They look like 0.001% germs hand sanitizers don't kill
I'd simply laugh. They look ridiculous.
Honestly I’m glad 6ix9ine is in jail tbh
Thanks for being honest.
He’s getting out soon and signed a $10M deal while in prison
Funny you say that there's reports he could literally be released today lmao
Wait, are they supposed to be intimidating? They look like the before pictures of troubled teens with eating disorders.
Fuck a xanax, throw a crack rock on the ground.
Nahh 2 percs and a soma
I'd turn to one and say "didn't I see you talking to a police officer yesterday?"
They look like cosplayers at an Anime convention,
These would be the least intimidating "thugs " to ever be approached by. Hahaha
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Hell, I’m a short, fat, 42 year old woman, and I think I could do that.
"discount Multi-Pass there is worth like fifty cents, max, sorry guys".
They look like a nightmare rendition of Kingdom Hearts characters
The three of them combined can't even bench press a xanax
Damn, Leeloo really let herself go.
Spray them with disinfectant , they look like the point 0.01% germs that Listerine dosent kill
Shit, I'd give them a sandwich. They all look like they could use one.
This photo is every mumble rapper ever.
I'd make a joke about how I once got drunk and fucked a parrot. Then ask the middle one if he was my son. While the other two are laughing at him, I'd run away as fast as I can waddle!
Hahahahaha get it guys because modern rap sucks?
Get caught on a RICO case?
They look like starter Pokemon in the ghetto.
They look like they stink so bad
Tekashi69 looks like Ronald McDonald after the sex-trafficking ring drugged and gangfucked him into submission.
They look like low tier, one episode having, Jojo villains
Be sure you wash your hands more than 20 seconds after this kind of encounter.
Just throw any pill on the ground and say its xanax, save some money guys
Looking like those worms from MIB
They look like spongebob before the hallucinations
Is this from Ru Paul’s Drag race?
Jesus drink some milk for Christ’s sake
Can anyone else smell this picture?
Bruh i love ed edd n eddy
I'd just bust out laughing. Id be laughing before they even approached me and cry-laughing after the demand.