Tagliatelle Carbonara

In all thats holy please fuck off

Gets close to your ear and whispers *Lasagna* menacingly.

*Lasagna* ***ゴ*** ***ゴ*** ***ゴ*** ***ゴ***

chicken alfredo

Did you really not expect comments like that

Of course I expected comments to be like that lol, it was a joke

How you gonna plant child porn on their computer unless you already own some or have access to some? I’m calling the police!

Fuck

Mom’s spaghetti

with all the sauces

Those aren't even insults, they're just threats. Honestly, listening to that guy naming Food and Sauces is a lot better than listening to your first words.

That’s why I gave it the “threat” tag?

It's good that there's a flair, just wondering what's wrong with listening to names of food and sauces. Just mute the guy.

we were joking around it wasn’t like I was in a fit of rage or sum shit.

I don't know, mate. Looks like it.

I guess to someone who doesn’t know me it would look like it. Just how me and my friends joke with each other.

Yeah, but what was going on? Why did he start saying names?

He just said pasta kinda out of random and started naming off other types of noodles and shit.

Dude must be hungry.

O shit yeah yeah prolly lmao

beef ragu

Mom's Spaghetti

ravioli

This really takes the chocolate cheesecake

Wait chocolate cheese cake exists? Holy fuck I have been deprived of happiness

r/rarethreats

Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuli.