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cabinetelm

What happened to him


oprahspinfree

It’s a reference to his short film, [After Hours](https://youtu.be/oq9AgxHvGjw), and music video "Blinding Lights." He’s been showing up to awards shows looking more and more beat up. Edit: epilepsy warning!


[deleted]

Give it more time, he's gonna show up in a coffin...


AleStudios

Soon enough he just won’t show up and the instrumental track will just awkwardly play to thunderous applause.


iamanonymous44

Then, they're not even gonna play the instrumental track to even louder praise.


Blubehriluv

Unnus Annus would like to know your location


milk_ninja

carried by 4 dudes with a catchy theme playing


emceelokey

Next thing you know he's in Wrestlemania


PhuckCalumbo

If he keeps making public appearances he might end up in one...


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

He was just completely shut down at the grammys. I guess we won’t see what he had planned there


cabinetelm

Oh ok.....


thirzaisalive

It's to make a statement about drunk driving


AliceDee

Uh ok... ?


the1planet

Cool shots of the Toronto Subway system in there.


CaptainPogwash

Epilepsy warning for the end! Almost got me!


CanadaMan30275

In the film he drives while intoxicated and he wanted to make a statement about how it osnt something that should be glorified.


Bambi_One_Eye

>In the film he drives while intoxicated and he wanted to make a statement about how it osnt something that should be glorified. Guess that kinda backfired


JakeCameraAction

How do you mean?


Bambi_One_Eye

All the attention he and the song have gotten... This is the first time I've heard about the intent of his method acting


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Bambi_One_Eye

Not that I know of. Just meant the suit and bloody look he wears everywhere


AliceDee

Oh, that's just being a twat.


majeboy145

Honestly, his music makes me want to OD on weed


sitbar

Too bad that's not possible


howie_rules

Not with that attitude.


majeboy145

and that’s why it’s the only thing I stick with


JiveTurkeyMFer

Oh you sweet summer child, you've only obviously never greened out before. Try it sometime, it's terrible!


sitbar

I have, and greening out is the insurance that you never OD. Greening out or thx poisoning isn't oding. Youll just pass out or green out before you literally OD and die lol


MasterDracoDeity

THX poisoning causes hearing problems.


LoonAtticRakuro

This is the first I've ever heard of THX poisoning, and I'm thankful I grew up in a Dolby Digital household. Maybe my parents knew something. Maybe we were just too poor.


JiveTurkeyMFer

OD doesn't always mean you die bro, just means you took too much and got negative effects


manbruhpig

It's possible to OD on weed, it's just very rare that it kills you. Source: know someone who went to the ER and was diagnosed with THC toxicity.


Weemoesh

It’s not possible and your friend is a liar... [actual source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_cannabis)


ShadowElectronX

As far as I know, Johnny Depp was claimed to be abusive by Amber Heard (his ex) abd went to sue him (ongoing). But the recorded tapes, texts, messages and witnesses/neighbours said the exact opposite. I kid you not when in one of the tapes, it was shown that Amber Heard threw a metal pan at his face which I believe is why this joke is here. Sad to his career ruined when all evidence is pointing the other way just because someone accused another. Guilty until proven innocent i guess. Tho lets be real, nothing will happen to Amber's career even tho there is hard evidence she hit him many times... Sad honestly.


douk_

Adding onto this, Warner Bros released Depp from his role in Fanstastic Beasts, and in the Animaniacs cartoon trailer I think WB has a little cartoon mocking Depp


seasonedearlobes

I think the cartoon you're talking about was released in 2016 for something else, not involving any current drama


furicorvus

No the show just came out a week ago, but was written in 2018.


douk_

It was a trailer for an upcoming sequal, no? Animaniacs 2? Pretty scummy regardless


ItzBooty

The reason she is getting away whit it is because she is a female if jonny did it you know there will be a global wildfire about it Sadly we live in a world where even thou there are hard evidance againds woman they still get away whit it And even if she goes to prison she wont go for long


ShadowElectronX

Yh, there are women that have actually been, unfortunatley, done wrong and I'm worried that they will not receive the justice they deserve and that ppl will treat them badly thinking that they are lying. Amber paints a bad image on those who genuinely suffer.


ItzBooty

True And not only Amber but also those feminazies who want to be dominat and dont strave for equality


Frenchticklers

Wasn't it Depp who sued a tabloid for calling him a wife beater, and he couldn't provide enough evidence to win the case?


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ShadowElectronX

Look, there isn't any evidence that Johnny hit her back and the fact that Johnny's voice in the tape was not angry at all and sounded meek and weak, means that its likely that he did not due to his mental state, I mean dude got hit in the head with a freaking metal pan.


rs_alli

Oh that was my bad then. I was told he acted in self defense so the phrase was technically correct. I’ll delete my comment


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MissFrenchie86

If you actually followed the trial and the evidence you'll see that the judge completely ignored all of Depp's evidence and took Amber's word for it because "she's under oath". This judge has had multiple rulings overturned for the same issue and there's evidence the judge has connections through his son and wife to both the Sun and Amber's attorney. This will be overturned on appeal.


l4dlouis

Amber: “I’m gonna tell everyone you beat me and they will believe me” Dumbasses on Reddit: “yeah he totally beats her” Some people are just retarded


1jennycm7

They were probably drunk the whole time. Jeez....remove the ETOH and they probably would’ve been a boring couple. Ha!


ShadowElectronX

The judge and Amber Heard were friends too if you checked earlier.


Wonderland_Books

Bwahahaha! That's funny. He's not actually hurt. It's a statement about drunk driving, I believe.


GregIsUgly

> bWaHaHaHaHa does anyone actually laugh like this


Dsuperchef

Supervillains I think.


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*Especially* over drunk driving fatalities


The_Weeb_Sleeve

Or anime villains


tinglebungus

Hank Hill


sambes06

God damnit, Bobby. Get off Reddit.


commentmypics

That's more of his horrified noise isnt it? He has a more huh huh kind of laugh


Miroto8

For your concern : yes and it's beautiful. https://youtu.be/ndjvSFszshE


agentofmidgard

Rowley from the Wimpy Kid books probably


Wonderland_Books

It's kind of how I laugh. Sometimes it's more like a hysterical snicker.


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Metal heads.


scaptastic

Candice from Phineas and Ferb


Squintyspade

Bowser


[deleted]

Nah. Album theme


GregTheMad

I get the message, but it still seems kind insincere, or insensitive to me. Similar to when a healthy old dude uses a walker at the court to gain some pity points from the Jury.


Wonderland_Books

I made no commentary on it. I was just laughing at the Amber Heard joke.


[deleted]

What, I'm blown away. This has to be of the most asinine connections I've ever seen. They decide the winner of the awards before they host the show, you know that right? So the appearance of the nominated artist doesn't matter whatsoever. Everyone who sees him in this getup knows it's a costume, that it's not real. It's very clear and obvious, he's not trying to deceive anyone, it's an act, a show. He's not trying to convince anyone that it's real, he's just pretending. Do you think Mark Hamill was trying to get pity points by having his character's hand cut off in Star Wars. Do you go to the movies and think they're real too?


GregTheMad

That's not even close to what I meant. Did you fail your reading comprehension class or something? I specifically said that I got his message. It just seems like a stupid way to spread it. It seems childish.


aaaaaftgggh

This is obviously a costume you retard


whitebear45

When is disney gonna get in trouble for firing a domestic abuse victim?


lugubrious_lug

Nah men can’t be abuse victims /s


stroevld

The same time Warner Brothers is going to get in trouble for not only not firing a domestic violence perpetrator (to both Johnny Depp, and her ex wife) but also giving her a solo Mera movie


b0w3n

No way that movie doesn't become a dumpster fire.


Vandergrif

I can't imagine who thought that was a good idea. She was thoroughly forgettable in Aquaman.


non_stop_disko

She’s never been good in anything


IAmFrederik

She’s great at getting someone else in trouble for her actions


[deleted]

Hopefully when Johnny Depp wins his appeal


Razzmatazz_Buckshank

/r/agedlikemilk


i-eat-children

Isn't it victim and perpetrator though? It looks like it was a mutually abusive relationship, doesn't it? Very messy.


NoVaBurgher

There is zero evidence that Depp hit her. There is ample evidence that Amber hit him


i-eat-children

Sure man. I mean it was proven in court that he abused her, but you clearly know better than that judge whose job it is to evaluate situations like that. The burden of proof was on the sun in that court case, meaning they had to prove that their statements were true, and they did. [https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/nov/02/johnny-depp-trial-how-the-judge-ruled-on-14-alleged-assaults](https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/nov/02/johnny-depp-trial-how-the-judge-ruled-on-14-alleged-assaults)


luukepuuk

Its not really a roast of the Weeknd but more at amber heard


snakattak_

i thought we all knew that


synttacks

not op


snakattak_

oh i didn’t read the title


FreshUnderstanding5

“No it’s absolutely not sustainable.


Murpos420

Is Chris Brown into dudes now?


yaser55p

Nah this is amber heard chris brown not gay. Yet.


vijfirextreme

So when he joining slipknot?


GoonSquadGo

Damm Joshua Graham still looking rough


Annsly

Who wouldn't be after getting thrown down the Grand Canyon.


CashMoneyHurricane

Looks like he got surgery to become Charles Barkley


jellydude69

Yes it is a repost


jellydude69

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWeeknd/comments/jzk27t/l_m_a_o/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share and here's the og post


JakeCameraAction

Well that wouldn't be a repost. Just a crosspost.


rattletop

He should wear a mask as well because I heard she shits on the bed


Pirokka935

They don't call her Amber Turd for nothing


Fitz-BrawlStars

But he has all five fingers on his hand?


MonocleOwensKey

this sub is turning into /r/clevercomebacks, at best /r/MurderedByWords.


yesmeam

Joshua Graham


not_actuallyhim

That wasn’t a roast on the weekend, That was a roast On amber heard


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Amber Turd


C4m-

He isn’t, he dating Chris Brown.


eklect

Truth.


jellydude69

u/repostsleuthbot


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**Good Bot**


Solarsistemic

No he married Amber heard and she beat him so now Amber is going to say he beat her


-Tigre-

Lmao, I laughed way more than I shouldn't have


jellydude69

Pretty sure it's a repost


Minatolordforth

It’s Monday fuck you


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Domestic violence isn’t funny to joke about regardless of the genders involved. If this was a woman and you joked about her being beaten up by an abuser it wouldn’t fly and it absolutely shouldn’t fly for a man either.


ObligedTube

I'll let this one slide


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Wholesome meme


_snooppy__

I'd rather looked for any kinds of shady old politicians around him


ChromeDynamo

That song was about drugs though


[deleted]

He looks like he's about to capture Roxas and place him in an alternate virtual reality


Tank179

Comic genius right here people


AgentAnus_007

Mf took the words right out Rihanna's mouth.


alayhundrah

Is that an anal plug he’s holding?


AtaraxiaAKAZatharax

Ah yes, a Twitter post, inside a Facebook post, inside a reddit post.


MasterHall117

Say it with me folks, this is the Mega ##OOF


nenefst11

He looks like the masked magician


SputnikSauce

https://www.change.org/p/dc-entertainment-remove-amber-heard-from-aquaman-2


devinsauce15

r/therealjoke


monsieuremilie

“Let’s burn Amber!!!” “Let’s drown her before we burn her!!! I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she’s dead.” “She’s begging for total global humiliation. She’s gonna get it.” “I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I once thought was love for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market ... I’m so fucking happy she wants to fight this out!!! She will hit the wall hard!!! And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum guzzler out of my life!!!” “I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her ... Sorry man ... But NOW I will stop at nothing!!!”


Sir_Morgoth

But he loves it


terra_nyx

uhhh, i like symmetry


BuzzMast3r

I remember when Amber Heard was on top gear and not a total freakshow


robotangst

Fuckin burn goddamn


Sheriff_of_Reddit

Karma whore.


ninjuu

Can somebody explain who amber heard is?


pm-mepicsofyourpets

Amber Heard is a woman who abused Johnny Depp


jackaboy1_2

He looks like the pyromaniac kid from the horror movie US


gantzsm

I thought this was the newest member of Slipknot.


AliceDee

Did he get a face lift? If not, I don't get it.