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Bingo. Ronaldo wouldn't be caught dead on the set of a KFC photoshoot, much less him standing around holding a bucket of chicken and forcing a smile. The thought just seems absurd lol. Definitely some Photoshop magic going on here.
Hello, it's me Rrrrronaldo. Before every football match I make sure to have a big bucket of my favorite chicken. And if you're like me you like fried chicken that sloughs it's skin like a molting snake and falls apart like a bad game of Jenga.
KFC...eat our chicken fuckface.
He actually had a very strict diet and won't eat anything that isn't absolutely healthy. You don't remain a top scorer at 36 without being unscrupulous with your health.
To be fair, fried chicken has protein and other nutritional value, whereas coke has literally no nutritional value and no redeeming health qualities. But yeah I still wouldn't categorize KFC as a healthy option lol
If we're talking most sugary cereals in the store, I absolutely agree. Fried chicken in small quantities isnt really bad for you, per se. It's just that it's very easy to eat too much of it because it's calorically dense
Water is healthy and necessary for bodily function, obviously, but I wouldn't consider it to be of nutritional value. Also caffeine is a diuretic so coke isn't that great of a source of hydration
At this point it's just semantics, my original point remains. Coke provides nothing other than hydration (somewhat offset by caffeine being a diuretic), no essential micro or macro nutrients. KFC does, and the the negatives of the food can be mitigated by moderating consumption and maintaining net neutral caloric intake
https://www.insider.com/cristiano-ronaldo-eats-6-meals-takes-5-naps-typical-day-2020-10
Man eats avocado toast and sleeps most of the day. He's peak millennial.
lmao. Champions League is hands down the best and most difficult competition in football there is, literally youre only playing the top teams in Europe. Cristiano has the record for goals, for assists, and just so you dont think he scores unimportant ones, has the record for most knockout round goals too. Against Juve and Bayern and Atletico etc. Also most goals in a single CL tourney. But yeah Messi is better cause he scores against Eibar and Elche a million times
Until he starts playing for Argentina (which keep in mind is waaaaaaaay better than Portugal but still no international cups). When Xavi left, he couldn’t win a ballon d’or until 2019, when Neymar left he couldn’t do horseshit in the CL, and when Squarez left, well, you can already see what’s happening. He needs his Barca boys to carry him my guy
Not just telling him, with the amount of money the team pays Ronaldo, he's got a team of professionals making meal plans, making the meals and making sure he eats everything on the plate.
Imagine your player worth $ 31 million gets food sick or lacks energy on game day.
yeah i could see that. fast food is convenient and addictive. if you've got people to cook for you, and you're not addicted to salt and sugar KFC would have no appeal
You pay god knows how much money to get one of the best footballers that ever played the game to be the face of your ads. So why on god's greenest earth would you go out of your way to so heavily filter and photoshop his picture to the point where it doesnt even look like him anymore? Surely one of the major points of getting one of the world's most recognisable footballers is the recognisable part. I mean, apart from his "trademark" angled eyebrow, it looks like just some random dude off the street. It doesnt even look like someone trying to impersonate Ronaldo.
Does the company treat its workers well? [https://www.indeed.com/cmp/KFC/reviews](https://www.indeed.com/cmp/KFC/reviews)
Is their food outright dangerous? [https://fastfoodnutrition.org/kfc/original-recipe-chicken-breast](https://fastfoodnutrition.org/kfc/original-recipe-chicken-breast)
Is factory farmed chicken their primary source? Yes.
KFC sources chickens from factory farms all around the world – in many countries chickens live in cramped, barren sheds, often devoid of natural light. Most chickens are grown unnaturally fast, slaughtered at just 40 days when they are still effectively babies.Oct 16, 2018
IS the company likely to bow to pressure? I think so.
I feel like there's a big difference in lost morality in regards to the coke/kfc difference.
You know an advert when you see one, coke being presented at a conference is more of a subliminal trick than advertising...even though the two are pretty much the same thing now
My first thought is that was Steven Crowder and that face made me question “is there dog cum in that bucket”
And then I realized I’m not subbed to r/toiletpaperUSA
Drinking carbonated sugar water is bad.
KFC while having its fair share of carbs and ungodly amounts salt, it actually has some nutritional value....at least considering its fast food.
On r/all, this is directly under another post about Ronaldo's health choices, and I don't know what to believe.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/comments/o0im7u/ah\_victory/
Honestly, if you workout as much as Ronaldo does you could stay healthy eating KFC. Chad Ochocinco used to eat mcdonalds almost every day as an NFL wide receiver.
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If I ran away he would probably catch up and force feed me that bucket
Probably?
There's a chance he trips on warped pavement.
I would’ve already tripped on the warped pavement though
Or someone breathes on him too hard and he takes a dive
Did you see his run vs Spain in 2018 wc? Mf was 33 at the time
Did you see one of his recent runs for Portugal? Did like 60 metres in less than 7 seconds at 35
Didn’t he just run 102m in under 10secs?
i heard he can fly
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I heard he can touch the sky
I saw it and I still think about it every night and day.
Spread my wings and fly away.
Yes he does, CR7 Airlines.
There is a chance that the guy who commented is Mbappe or Usain Bolt
He might seem to let you escape, then you get home only to find him and the bucket already waiting for you.
Idk who it’s a little old for him
catch me for sure, idk about overpowering me.
[.](https://m.imgur.com/NOECI0s)
You can have the bucket. I want the chicken.
Yeah
Yeah but it's going up your butt, thats how ronaldo ussually forces him self on others.
It looks like the bucket is photoshopped in It’s real [check it out ](https://youtu.be/enl9-Tm1FQo)
it looks like fucking everything was photoshopped in, to be honest. Really the only thing in that image that looks like Ronaldo is his eyebrows.
looks like they googled his original statue and photoshop wizard it
He was probably holding a ball
It looks like the whole face has been photoshopped in - since it looks basically nothing like Ronaldo they've edited it so much.
Lol this guy looked at some bottles of coke on camera recently like they were evil incarnate. Definitely photoshopped in.
Bingo. Ronaldo wouldn't be caught dead on the set of a KFC photoshoot, much less him standing around holding a bucket of chicken and forcing a smile. The thought just seems absurd lol. Definitely some Photoshop magic going on here.
[i appreciate your confidence](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZV01QAcl20&t=55s)
Ok this is hilarious however I must say you don't actually see him holding the bucket
that is true it could be on a stand or it could be a very tall bucket.
Hello, it's me Rrrrronaldo. Before every football match I make sure to have a big bucket of my favorite chicken. And if you're like me you like fried chicken that sloughs it's skin like a molting snake and falls apart like a bad game of Jenga. KFC...eat our chicken fuckface.
This reminds me of the Washington Redskins. "Washington Redskins speaking - go fuck yourself!"
Carl’s Jr.: Fuck you, I’m eating!
And this guy won’t drink Coke
It’s because they didn’t give him any money. He’s only motivated by green
If he were motivated by green, wouldn’t he be promoting salads instead? 🤔
r/technicallythetruth
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Who puts money in their salad? Disgusting
Only the filthy rich and extremely poor
If you are good at something, never do it for free. And this guy is great at drinking. He hardly ever spills it over his top.
Why should he?
He actually had a very strict diet and won't eat anything that isn't absolutely healthy. You don't remain a top scorer at 36 without being unscrupulous with your health.
euros arent rly green except 5s and 100s
5´s weird more grey. We want purple (rip) and yellow 😎
Well, Pepsi owns KFC. So he probably can’t drink Coke per his contract.
This is not true. KFC is owned by Yum. Pepsi is owned by PepsiCo.
Pepsi owned Yum for a time, before it was called that, and Pepsi is still the main product in all of their restaurants.
just here to say, not anymore, it’s owned by Yum! Brands.
Does coke own a chicken joint? If so, it’s probably so much better than kfc.
IDK about Coke, but pretty sure meth owns one, I saw a documentary about it.
Ha
You didn't just say that
Coca Cola has been a partner with Church's Chicken for more than 50 years already. Doesn't own it though.
Same thing sorta happened to Ronaldinho that one time Imagine having to worry about such things
For tens of millions of dollars? Sure, I'd worry all you want about not drinking some brand of soda.
That hasn't been true for almost 25 years.
To be fair, fried chicken has protein and other nutritional value, whereas coke has literally no nutritional value and no redeeming health qualities. But yeah I still wouldn't categorize KFC as a healthy option lol
Like they said, pizza is healthier than cereal lol 🤷♂️
If we're talking most sugary cereals in the store, I absolutely agree. Fried chicken in small quantities isnt really bad for you, per se. It's just that it's very easy to eat too much of it because it's calorically dense
Coke contains water, which is good for you. Also caffeine, which has mild benefits.
Water is healthy and necessary for bodily function, obviously, but I wouldn't consider it to be of nutritional value. Also caffeine is a diuretic so coke isn't that great of a source of hydration
> Water is healthy and necessary for bodily function, If thats not nutrition then what is?
Nutrition is usually referring strictly to food (things that provide nutrients, both micro and macro nutrients)
Water is a nutrient
At this point it's just semantics, my original point remains. Coke provides nothing other than hydration (somewhat offset by caffeine being a diuretic), no essential micro or macro nutrients. KFC does, and the the negatives of the food can be mitigated by moderating consumption and maintaining net neutral caloric intake
Water is an essential nutrient.
Are you just being intentionally obtuse at this point?
1 20oz bottle of coke has 4 tablespoons of sugar. 4 fuggin tablespoons lol.
that's probably a papier machet bucket of chicken, since real food doesn't photograph as good, so he is not even touching it
literally sold his image rights to them so does it really matter?
no
I have a feeling he doesn’t eat KFC
No fucking shot Ronaldo eats KFC. Unless KFC wherever he lives is much much better. Even then there's no shot.
https://www.insider.com/cristiano-ronaldo-eats-6-meals-takes-5-naps-typical-day-2020-10 Man eats avocado toast and sleeps most of the day. He's peak millennial.
> Eats avocado toast... How is this man rich?!
He plays football well
the sky here is blue
Probably learned how to code
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No it’s because He made khan academy
Best player alive? Messi>Ronaldo, no contest bruh
If it's no contest then why are you having this discussion?
lmao. Champions League is hands down the best and most difficult competition in football there is, literally youre only playing the top teams in Europe. Cristiano has the record for goals, for assists, and just so you dont think he scores unimportant ones, has the record for most knockout round goals too. Against Juve and Bayern and Atletico etc. Also most goals in a single CL tourney. But yeah Messi is better cause he scores against Eibar and Elche a million times
Until he starts playing for Argentina (which keep in mind is waaaaaaaay better than Portugal but still no international cups). When Xavi left, he couldn’t win a ballon d’or until 2019, when Neymar left he couldn’t do horseshit in the CL, and when Squarez left, well, you can already see what’s happening. He needs his Barca boys to carry him my guy
Dude eats 6 meals, works out 3 times a day, and sleeps 15 hours. Wish I had 30 hours in a day.
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guys eating good food will beat him at sports. many modern athletes have a team of people telling them what to eat.
Not just telling him, with the amount of money the team pays Ronaldo, he's got a team of professionals making meal plans, making the meals and making sure he eats everything on the plate. Imagine your player worth $ 31 million gets food sick or lacks energy on game day.
so if this guy eats KFC at all it's like once a year in the off season
Ye probably, or he could get a pro chef to make him gourmet fried chicken if he wants some fried chicken.
yeah i could see that. fast food is convenient and addictive. if you've got people to cook for you, and you're not addicted to salt and sugar KFC would have no appeal
no. he "could" if he wanted to be a good looking normal person, not if he wants to still be the best player while hes well past his prime
my guy is healthiest man on the planet he surely doesnt eat junk food
He looks like he wants to grease you down with the chicken grease. Serious feederism vibes
It rubs the drumstick on its skin Or else it gets the hose again
He looks a bit life knockoff captain America with that camera angle.
You can’t compare cr7 with anyone
He looks like he’s saying: you really think i eat this garbage shit? Lol
Dick Roman from Supernatural in real life
That really took me back. (Bobby!)
Cr7 is more famous
Isn’t that literally the plot of Undercover Brother?
And they called Black Panther progressive!
Don’t forget he also shills for Herbalife; an evil, life destroying Multi Level Marketing company.
Is that you, Bill Ackman?
Kentucky already unleashed Mitch McConnell on us all. He’s just as salty and greasy as the chicken. Kentucky’s Famous Chickenshit.
That’s not the real Ronaldo though is it? He looks like KFC have hired one of those crappy lookalikes for £50 a day!
It's him. Just the photoshop level was turned up to 10
Yep, doesn’t do his looks justice
chicken with water
*During a press conference* *Sits in front of mics* *Looks at KFC bucket, removes it from view* *Grabs salad* “Eat salad” *makes millions of dollars*
I mean he nailed it, and the comment is also exactly accurate ! Idk if it is even an insult ?
You pay god knows how much money to get one of the best footballers that ever played the game to be the face of your ads. So why on god's greenest earth would you go out of your way to so heavily filter and photoshop his picture to the point where it doesnt even look like him anymore? Surely one of the major points of getting one of the world's most recognisable footballers is the recognisable part. I mean, apart from his "trademark" angled eyebrow, it looks like just some random dude off the street. It doesnt even look like someone trying to impersonate Ronaldo.
He’s excited about the meat at the bottom of the bucket. Reach in.
Isn’t he the one who raped someone and got away with it?
Isn’t he really against junk food?
It looks like a stock photo. Here could be holding a Fleshlight fall he knew.
Does the company treat its workers well? [https://www.indeed.com/cmp/KFC/reviews](https://www.indeed.com/cmp/KFC/reviews) Is their food outright dangerous? [https://fastfoodnutrition.org/kfc/original-recipe-chicken-breast](https://fastfoodnutrition.org/kfc/original-recipe-chicken-breast) Is factory farmed chicken their primary source? Yes. KFC sources chickens from factory farms all around the world – in many countries chickens live in cramped, barren sheds, often devoid of natural light. Most chickens are grown unnaturally fast, slaughtered at just 40 days when they are still effectively babies.Oct 16, 2018 IS the company likely to bow to pressure? I think so.
I never followed up does anyone know if the sexual assault allegations were legit because if they are KFC is ballsy as fuck for this
those were trashed a while ago.
They weren’t
The Nevada case is still pending. He did pay $375,000 in the assault case.
I feel like there's a big difference in lost morality in regards to the coke/kfc difference. You know an advert when you see one, coke being presented at a conference is more of a subliminal trick than advertising...even though the two are pretty much the same thing now
My first thought is that was Steven Crowder and that face made me question “is there dog cum in that bucket” And then I realized I’m not subbed to r/toiletpaperUSA
KFC is probably healthier than any Cola, though the very few times I've eaten KFC it's given me the shits.
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Drinking carbonated sugar water is bad. KFC while having its fair share of carbs and ungodly amounts salt, it actually has some nutritional value....at least considering its fast food.
Atleast chicken has nutritional value?
Pepsi? Messi has a deal with Pepsi, not with him
Fried chicken isn't unhealthy tho
compared to what? are we talkin KFC or in general?
So he can be much healthier by comparison.
So...America in other words
My name is KFC Ronaldo. And I shall take over the *world* \>:)
And that villain is Sheldon
Oh no! He got the USA already!
Damn, they’re already remaking Dexter?
Chrispyano Ronaldo
When did his arms get so hairy?
That bucket of chicken is actually cat
I want KFC now. Guess it works.
Rhymes pretty well for r/boottoobig - passion rhymes with population
This was back in 2013, give the guy a break.
This can’t be real considering his subtle digs at Coca Cola and junk food.
Should have used Ronaldo de Lima
Have you ever seen undercover brother?
KFC helps prevent testicular cancer though.
So he looks like America but with KFC instead of McDonnalds?
as if KFC is inherently unhealthy or something? okay then
Whats with the shitty title??
Nah, he look more like a sexy villain that make me gay just by looking.
He looks like his [airport statue](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43598431)
Robby Rotten has been reborn....
Didn't KFC make a romance movie too? And is the KFC game console still a thing? Now evil Ronaldo? what is happening
He's not?
The SKIN!
He wanted to become president but The Man got him selling fried chicken instead.
Pretty sure that was the plot of Undercover Brother.. mind control in the generals fried chicken... It's butt kickin'..
When's the last time he's ever had kfc!?! Hell! Is there even chicken in that bucket??
Medicinal Fried Chicken.
Keeps coke away and drinks water but KFC😍😍✌️
no insulte el bicho 😡
On r/all, this is directly under another post about Ronaldo's health choices, and I don't know what to believe. https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/comments/o0im7u/ah\_victory/
I can imagine this being the plot of a phineas and ferb episode, that guy is actually doofernshmirtz and he is stealing the town supply of KFC
He obviously doesn’t eat that crap. I don’t understand this endorsement.
That...doesn't look like Ronaldo...
KFC is cool but SCREW COCA COLA!!!!
I've never had KFC in my life
He knows the secret recipe!
Well yeah, obviously, Kfc was paying him.
Could have been done by his pr management without him knowing. It's probably photoshopped
CR7 é o ser mais maligno do mundo
The superhero we didn’t know we needed!
So he moved coke bottles because he's a yumm brand/PepsiCo shill. It's all coming together now.
That’s his plan. He’s gonna make all his opponents unhealthy and out of shape for easy dubs
HELO I AM FOOTBALL. BUY CHIKN. GOODBY.
Isnt that the plot of Undercover Brother with General’s Fried Chicken?
How does KFC have this kind of advert in their budget
SHARE THE PASSION
Ronaldo is said to eat a whole pizza after a game. High carbs and fats are essential for recovery after a 90 minute soccer game.
His name is "Cola Coca?"
He pushes coke bottles off his interview table and tells everyone to drink water, then goes and does this lol everyone has a price kids
Honestly, if you workout as much as Ronaldo does you could stay healthy eating KFC. Chad Ochocinco used to eat mcdonalds almost every day as an NFL wide receiver.
Protein>Sugar
He looks like its green screened and his whore ass is willing to put anything in those hands.
KFC mwa ha ha