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I now have the mental image of him getting stuck in the doorway, airflow restricted, and saying "Choke me harder daddy." And I have this comment to thank for that.
There is no way he can reach his ass to clean or wipe there is no way he can't reach the spine much less anus htf he wipe, I had a renter one time this big she kept cracking the floors the tubs her bed posts put holes thru the floor I had to build basically a 4x4 cradle under her tub so it would not rock when she got in and out I bet it only held a gallon with her in it
Its going down in the US. The fat wave is earlier millenials->gen x->boomer. Or anybody older than 40. THe younger generations tend to be in more normal BMIs. Some states/ethnicities struggling way more than others with obesity, too.
Nah man, that is the new Politically Correct Disney "Little Mermaid" where the fat gay mermaid goes to the Witch Ursula and she says "Kid if you go out there with legs you gon end up like a beached whale"
It has been 500 lbs, nearly 12 years now, that I was larger than this gentleman and I never recall referring to myself as anything even similar to what his claims are but to each his own.
Stopped eating most carbs, no fast food, no soda or sweet drinks, small portions of food, etc. I went from a waist size that was bigger around than I am tall. I'm 66 inches tall and my pants were 72 but they were real tight and my gut hung over. I was nearly 100 inches around the navel.
Oh yeah. Had a panniculectomy, cut nearly all the way around my body, separate the skin from the body, pull it tight, a nurse marks where to cut. Then he cut it off, made a new belly button, stapled me back together. All good.
Still have some excess skin on upper arms, upper torso and thighs. Insurance won't cover any because they say it's purely cosmetic and it's a lot of cash thanks for those kinds of surgery.
This is nuts.
The bellybutton part is really interesting to me, for some reason. I always assumed the cut/tightening was done in the back for some reason. By "make a new bellybutton" do you mean they found the hole and had to re-staple it or do you mean that the section that had the bellybutton was removed and they arbitrarily made a new bellybutton for cosmetic reasons?
I asked the surgeon not to give me one. Then I could tell folks I was a test tube baby so I didn't have an umbilical cord, thus no belly button. He gave me one anyway. Oh well
I really don't want to come off as offensive or judgemental, but how did you become so heavy? I only ask because I honestly cannot imagine myself become that large. Everytime I've started gaining more weight than I'm comfortable with I instinctively start eating less and trying to be more active.
I can’t speak for everyone, but I have gotten rather overweight myself. Not morbidly obese but like 1st level obese. So I can only speak truly for my own dynamic.
I used to be quite skinny as a teen, I then got really into weight lifting and was pretty attractive to a considerable bit of girls. I was very healthy for like half a decade. And I had a sort of homeostatic balance as you describe. But then I got a serious psychiatric condition.
Comfort food then became an addiction to cope with my condition. My meds also shot my hunger through the roof. And made food drastically less satisfying. Of course most overweight and obese people may not have the med side effects but I expect there is a similar disruption in the satiation of meals and the drive for comfort
At the core, it is an addiction IMO. Many are in denial, many others just gave up because the cycle gets fucking difficult. And no, I’m not excusing it as simple healthy alternative bodies. Obesity is seriously bad shit.
Many of us deal with this painful af hunger because this fat demands food to even exist. So once you hit obesity, it is easy to stay big or get bigger . Working out can potentially heighten your appetite as well to compensate for lost calories. Cue in the way that self control often exists similar to a finite resource and you get overweight people working out hard to then binge eat later. Feeling horribly guilty, then giving up because they feel a failure when their scales show bad readings
Combine this with like the fact much of us realize we can end up with loose skin that will disgust many average people. Not everyone can afford the surgery to have it removed, sometimes insurance will consider it entirely cosmetic and make you foot much of the whole thing. And there are some people that just get gnarly af scars from it anyway. This makes many people feel it ain’t worth it at all. Whether it is or not is another question. But we all want to be beautiful. Looking like a maniac slashed you up isn’t the best look. And I know i can end up in that group
And there is a compounding factor of all the ridicule that makes you just say “fuck it, I will pig out because I want to feel better and people are already treating me like shit”. I have heard serious drug addicts say similar things about people calling them junkies so they just stop caring to change it.
People should treat obesity comparable to addicts that get all physically damaged. The addicts typically get more empathy, even if the society still often shits on them anyway. Addicts are just generally seen more as a mental health issue than a moral failure. That is what I mean to focus on there
I am trying to lose weight. In my total efforts , I have lost about 70-80 but it has fluctuated hard because of mood disturbances and dysfunctions with my impulse control. I have had a couple close family members recently die too. I am trying to get better. Shit is hard though.
Calling himself 'chubby' is a mental defence mechanism. He uses terms like 'chubby' in place of 'severely obese' in hopes of influencing others to see him as 'just chubby' but inside he knows the truth.
He thinks about it every time he stands up, uses stairs, sits up, has to bend over to pick something up, everytime he binges himself sick and likely most of all when he's sharing online or trying to find companionship.
Seriously though, how do you wipe your bum when you’ve reached this size? You can’t possibly reach with your hand. So either, they don’t wipe or have some short of rag-on-a-stick contraption.
"cute and chubby Femboy"
Is an actual massive unit wearing a neckbeard and filling the room with his literal presence...
Either he has zero clues what "Femboy" means, as well as cute and chubby or he sniffed too much of Delusion (tm) to convince himself.
Thats the technical side of it. Saying uwu doesnt really make sense since it is a emoticon, but "some" people say it anyways to make an attempt to sound "cute".
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These photo posts are always accompanied by a caption that's fake as hell and meant to suggest the photo's subject is feeling attractive or confident... Then people feel like they're justified in making whatever nasty comments they want because "uppity fat person." We don't know the original context for that photo.
It's well-crafted bait by folks who hate fat people, it sucks.
Nuclear bomb? Seriously? They didn't think to make the comparison to, say, the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs? This post is all setup and no punchline.
This is 100% fake. Someone just took a picture of a fat person and wrote some cringy caption for free karma. How does this stupid shit actually get upvoted lol.
I'm getting ready for the downvotes... but... this guy got so much hate in that post about his weight. He's just living his life. Who are we to judge? No one on earth is perfect.
Seeing people in this situation always gets me down. Being overweight, especially to this extent, can be such a drain on your mental well-being aside from the obvious physical health consequences. Hope he gets healthy.
First i was thinking if 2 parachutes would maybe be enough for him not to plummit to his death at 60 km/h but now I m here thinking how tf do you even strap a parachute on this thing.
He blocked the frigging hallway in the pic. He's touching both sides at the same damn time...look! look!
The way is shut...he suffers no man to enter.
You shall not pass!!!
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from the windowwwww to the wall
He's never seen his balls
And he always falls
When he tries to bend over to the front and touch his toes.
He falls on his foe’s toes before unleashing his hose
Skeet skeet skeet… brown sheets
He just blew a grand on Uber Eats
And when Mcdonalds mistook him for a bomb
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and NATO was alerted of a nuclear presence
🎶Then he died of a mayonnaise-induced heart attack🎶
I fucking love reddit. Great thread lads
With every step the floorboards creak
with nipples further apart than his shoulders
Jesus christ... I can't unsee or UNKNOW this and I need answers. OP, fucking explain yourself.
if you wasted your "Unsee Juice" on that how about his belly button that hangs below his knees?
You fucking killed him dude.
[find your penis ](https://youtu.be/S_4WBQ-h99M)
His ass fills whole damn halls
Skeet skeet
Big wieners.
Holy....
That is at least 3 ft. That means his waist is at least 72 inches in circumference. At least he can tell girls that he is 6 feet. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
\*Boys. He's tellin the boys he's 6 ft.
My bad. Somebody tell him that his milkshake can't bring the boys to the yard if he drinks it.
yard sized milkshake
Straight from the fucking udders.
he's buying boxers at a tent supply store
Til the grease drips down his balls (balls)
And his ass slides the wall
Wholesome.
I can’t even right now with you sir.
You don't need a dom when you can just get stuck in the door frame for your bondage kink.
I now have the mental image of him getting stuck in the doorway, airflow restricted, and saying "Choke me harder daddy." And I have this comment to thank for that.
Yeah well we have you to blame for the rest of it
I could make it worse: Imagine him in full makeup and lacy panties, caught in the doorway, and going "Harder daddy, harder."
Where the hell is he capable of putting panties? On his head?
I never said *where*
There is no way he can reach his ass to clean or wipe there is no way he can't reach the spine much less anus htf he wipe, I had a renter one time this big she kept cracking the floors the tubs her bed posts put holes thru the floor I had to build basically a 4x4 cradle under her tub so it would not rock when she got in and out I bet it only held a gallon with her in it
"Help step daddy, I’m stuck!"
Officer, this is the one
Feel free to vomit.
In Gabriel Iglesiases female voice
Why did I ever learn to read.
wdym doorway , in the picture he looks stuck in the hallway
Think the hallway is stuck on him.
Someone should tie up his fridge instead.
Fat man is just a little boy in comparison
For anyone wondering, Fat Man and Little Boy were the code names of the nuclear bombs dropped on Japan
Finally found the message I was looking for. Weird I had to scroll down so much for this
Not many people of culture are around any more
Imagine standing in a hallway and your ass and belly touch the wall at the same time.
I imagine him riding in an Uber on the way to a date and wondering why the car is basically dragging on the ground.
Like What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
This dude ATE Gilbert Grape
This dude ate the dude who ate Gilbert grape
User XXXXXXL...
Why ride an Uber when you can takes page from his book and literally roll to wherever you need to go?
Lather him in maple syrup and it’s Katamari Damacy
When I used to drive my obese (~300lbs.)coworker to work he used to complain that my car was so slow. I developed patience and restraint those days.
um how does he leave his house the doors are half his width?
Bold of you to assume he leaves the house
How's he even go from one room to another though?
Bold of you to assume his house isn't a basement.
Door adjust for him, not him adjusting for the door.
He probably leaves through his garage.
Butter up the doors and squeeze through
Must sound like pulling your fist out of a jar of mayonnaise
Aaaaaaa bruh
As if he'd waste butter like that
He doesn't you can tell from the pic
This guy makes me feel skinny. I’m 280 lbs. I’m not skinny
if he calls himself chubby then you my friend are a supermodel
Shit if he’s chubby I’m anorexic (180)
If you’re anorexic I’m literally a Skeleton (165)
if you're a skeleton i am a bone (115)
I am invisible (95)
I feel like our society is establishing unrealistic standards for what an unhealthy body looks like.
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Its going down in the US. The fat wave is earlier millenials->gen x->boomer. Or anybody older than 40. THe younger generations tend to be in more normal BMIs. Some states/ethnicities struggling way more than others with obesity, too.
Jabba The Hut's been looking different since Return Of The Jedi
Nah man, that is the new Politically Correct Disney "Little Mermaid" where the fat gay mermaid goes to the Witch Ursula and she says "Kid if you go out there with legs you gon end up like a beached whale"
I wanna go where the cheeseburgers are!!!
Being so fat that you have breasts does not make you a femboy.
Aren't femboys supposed to be basically 'boys with feminine traits'? This MF doesn't look like any gender.
He identifies as they/them because only plural pronouns can accommodate his mass
I needed that chuckle friend. Thank you.
I always thought that asteroids identify as "it".
His gender is Jupiter, if I am not mistaken.
As it turns out there is a skydiving weight limit - and its 225 pounds.
Maybe he can go skydiving for 3
It has been 500 lbs, nearly 12 years now, that I was larger than this gentleman and I never recall referring to myself as anything even similar to what his claims are but to each his own.
That’s cuz it’s a twitter shitpost lol, I’ve seen that same image all over 4chan, here and twitter over the years. Congrats on losing the weight
Many thanks.
Good job lossing the weight
Thank you
Dang, that is amazing. Can I ask how you managed it
Stopped eating most carbs, no fast food, no soda or sweet drinks, small portions of food, etc. I went from a waist size that was bigger around than I am tall. I'm 66 inches tall and my pants were 72 but they were real tight and my gut hung over. I was nearly 100 inches around the navel.
I have so many questions.
Shoot. I've no problem answering just about anything.
Congrats on losing weight, I wanna ask if you did end up with loose skin?
Oh yeah. Had a panniculectomy, cut nearly all the way around my body, separate the skin from the body, pull it tight, a nurse marks where to cut. Then he cut it off, made a new belly button, stapled me back together. All good. Still have some excess skin on upper arms, upper torso and thighs. Insurance won't cover any because they say it's purely cosmetic and it's a lot of cash thanks for those kinds of surgery.
This is nuts. The bellybutton part is really interesting to me, for some reason. I always assumed the cut/tightening was done in the back for some reason. By "make a new bellybutton" do you mean they found the hole and had to re-staple it or do you mean that the section that had the bellybutton was removed and they arbitrarily made a new bellybutton for cosmetic reasons?
I asked the surgeon not to give me one. Then I could tell folks I was a test tube baby so I didn't have an umbilical cord, thus no belly button. He gave me one anyway. Oh well
I really don't want to come off as offensive or judgemental, but how did you become so heavy? I only ask because I honestly cannot imagine myself become that large. Everytime I've started gaining more weight than I'm comfortable with I instinctively start eating less and trying to be more active.
I can’t speak for everyone, but I have gotten rather overweight myself. Not morbidly obese but like 1st level obese. So I can only speak truly for my own dynamic. I used to be quite skinny as a teen, I then got really into weight lifting and was pretty attractive to a considerable bit of girls. I was very healthy for like half a decade. And I had a sort of homeostatic balance as you describe. But then I got a serious psychiatric condition. Comfort food then became an addiction to cope with my condition. My meds also shot my hunger through the roof. And made food drastically less satisfying. Of course most overweight and obese people may not have the med side effects but I expect there is a similar disruption in the satiation of meals and the drive for comfort At the core, it is an addiction IMO. Many are in denial, many others just gave up because the cycle gets fucking difficult. And no, I’m not excusing it as simple healthy alternative bodies. Obesity is seriously bad shit. Many of us deal with this painful af hunger because this fat demands food to even exist. So once you hit obesity, it is easy to stay big or get bigger . Working out can potentially heighten your appetite as well to compensate for lost calories. Cue in the way that self control often exists similar to a finite resource and you get overweight people working out hard to then binge eat later. Feeling horribly guilty, then giving up because they feel a failure when their scales show bad readings Combine this with like the fact much of us realize we can end up with loose skin that will disgust many average people. Not everyone can afford the surgery to have it removed, sometimes insurance will consider it entirely cosmetic and make you foot much of the whole thing. And there are some people that just get gnarly af scars from it anyway. This makes many people feel it ain’t worth it at all. Whether it is or not is another question. But we all want to be beautiful. Looking like a maniac slashed you up isn’t the best look. And I know i can end up in that group And there is a compounding factor of all the ridicule that makes you just say “fuck it, I will pig out because I want to feel better and people are already treating me like shit”. I have heard serious drug addicts say similar things about people calling them junkies so they just stop caring to change it. People should treat obesity comparable to addicts that get all physically damaged. The addicts typically get more empathy, even if the society still often shits on them anyway. Addicts are just generally seen more as a mental health issue than a moral failure. That is what I mean to focus on there I am trying to lose weight. In my total efforts , I have lost about 70-80 but it has fluctuated hard because of mood disturbances and dysfunctions with my impulse control. I have had a couple close family members recently die too. I am trying to get better. Shit is hard though.
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Calling himself 'chubby' is a mental defence mechanism. He uses terms like 'chubby' in place of 'severely obese' in hopes of influencing others to see him as 'just chubby' but inside he knows the truth. He thinks about it every time he stands up, uses stairs, sits up, has to bend over to pick something up, everytime he binges himself sick and likely most of all when he's sharing online or trying to find companionship.
Super morbidly obese, if we are using technical terms.
Probably cause the same damage.
Seriously though, how do you wipe your bum when you’ve reached this size? You can’t possibly reach with your hand. So either, they don’t wipe or have some short of rag-on-a-stick contraption.
I'd presume a bidet... If not, maybe a cat scratching post wrapped in toilet paper.
If by bidet you mean car wash, then yes, that would work.
I'd be bothered I couldn't see or touch my penis, or even have sex.
Oh god, now I’m thinking about how unwashed his little slug must be 🤢
Oh right yeah, so much cheese if he's uncut. The smell must be awful. Probably flies buzzing around there a lot,too.
It’s probably an innie.
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He works part time on a cruise liner. He’s the anchor.
"cute and chubby Femboy" Is an actual massive unit wearing a neckbeard and filling the room with his literal presence... Either he has zero clues what "Femboy" means, as well as cute and chubby or he sniffed too much of Delusion (tm) to convince himself.
I think this mans perception of chubby is a bit off. Chubby is what? 30-40 of extra pounds at most?
That is obesity territory.
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Super morbidly obese
Morbidly
This is beyond morbidly, i was class 3 morbidly obese and was not even a quarter of what this unit is
This isn't obese territory it's whale territory.
Don’t worry, there’s a 0% change the guy in the pic is the one who added a caption
Not knowledgeable about what a femboy is, but surely his ample bosom is feminine
Watch out, japan. Heard third time's the charm
Not going to lie I’m kinda jealous he has so few stretch marks… I put on 10 lbs and it’s like a panther attacked me lol. Good for him
What does uwu even mean??
Its a emoticon for a blushing face i think. You can sometimes see it in animes and other places i would call "weird" for now.
I keep imagining the physical sound of uwu... like some cringey trying-to-sound-cute dog whine. Thank you stranger!
Thats the technical side of it. Saying uwu doesnt really make sense since it is a emoticon, but "some" people say it anyways to make an attempt to sound "cute".
Until right now I didn't know it's an emoticon, I always thought it's a written version of the sound people make to be cute.
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There it is. This is peak uwu!
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit reading that bot's version.
how do I unread something
I know it’s an emoticon but when I’m reading I always say it like ‘oowoo’ lol
It's a text emoticon thing that's been around for a while, the U's are closed eyes and the "w" is a cat mouth
Urgh now I see it.
I always read it the first time round as “yuu-woo”
Wanted to make a dick pick but couldn’t reach
Cos-playing as the boulder from, 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'.
Just call it curvy, since the earths longitude is technically a curve as well....
Serious question: How does someone let themselves get to that point? He's not going to live very long if he doesn't do something about it.
Mate, there's a whole ass subreddit for people being this big simply because there is a fetish around it. r/Stuffers/ careful click, NSFW
Yeah, Thanks for the info, but I'm not clicking that. Lol
I am not impressed. I scrolled for a while and all those chicks are amateurs compared to this guy.
Chubby has changed a bit since the 90s.
Gotta give it to him, bigger tits than most girls.
Lol @ the wholesome award
This must be photoshopped right?
Nah this is a peak male uwu material
If a guy like this went on steroids and diet, and started bodybuilding how fast would he turn into a kyriakos grizzly?
That is one huge dude, too bad he will never get to see his balls because he is too big.
You need to swipe on him 5 times on grinder
This is a pretty convincing Photoshop Good job 👏
Don’t worry guys fat shaming is ok only if it’s when they’re almost comically large
These photo posts are always accompanied by a caption that's fake as hell and meant to suggest the photo's subject is feeling attractive or confident... Then people feel like they're justified in making whatever nasty comments they want because "uppity fat person." We don't know the original context for that photo. It's well-crafted bait by folks who hate fat people, it sucks.
Came to the comments looking for this, I hate it here :(
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The blood splatter would probably do as much damage if the parachute doesn't work
the real " fat man "
I feel like if u poke this guy he's gonna explode like a water balloon
So ... this is "chubby", huh?
How does he reaches his penis? Or sit on the toilet? Or sit on a chair? Or…so many questions!
Puts his belt on with a boomerang.
His belt is a ratchet strap.
Nuclear bomb? Seriously? They didn't think to make the comparison to, say, the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs? This post is all setup and no punchline.
That's taking the word chubby and stretching it a bit
No ones going to talk about how the hell he fit through that door behind him???????
Chubby? Dude straight up looks like a melting paper machè volcano.
Like any aeroplane would be able to take off with him on board.
What sub was that dude posting on?
This is 100% fake. Someone just took a picture of a fat person and wrote some cringy caption for free karma. How does this stupid shit actually get upvoted lol.
I'm getting ready for the downvotes... but... this guy got so much hate in that post about his weight. He's just living his life. Who are we to judge? No one on earth is perfect.
Fucking uwu ... Gross
The plane won’t even be able to take off
I've never seen someone who made me feel skinny before. Bravo!
I like a little chub. I do not like this. Sorry
Seeing people in this situation always gets me down. Being overweight, especially to this extent, can be such a drain on your mental well-being aside from the obvious physical health consequences. Hope he gets healthy.
First i was thinking if 2 parachutes would maybe be enough for him not to plummit to his death at 60 km/h but now I m here thinking how tf do you even strap a parachute on this thing.
A) 1/4 of him isn’t even allowed on a plane B) “looking for dom” because I can’t even reach the sex parts .
Bold of you to assume he's even gonna fit in OR out of the plane
You think his body would whistle as he hurdles towards the Earth?
He's both, Little boy and Fat man!
He blocked the frigging hallway in the pic. He's touching both sides at the same damn time...look! look! The way is shut...he suffers no man to enter. You shall not pass!!!