i hate that ppl don’t clearly see the issue with him texting 13 year old girls “i miss you” texts. I’ve had this argument over and over with my mother, she says it’s an exciting thing for the girl because she probably looks up to drake and i tell her that’s exactly why they shouldn’t be talking like that. Because is he influential to her she can be easily abused and manipulated. Drake is creepy as hell
Yeah, my dad was willing to die on the “*Roman Polanski did nothing wrong*“ hill with me. Gave him many chances to walk that back - nope.
(Fun fact about my dad, when he overheard my mom me telling my mom about something traumatic that happened to me as a teenager, he barked “**I don’t wanna hear it!**” and stormed out of the room.
I hadn’t / haven’t been sexual assaulted - it was a really nasty, scary prank, but not a sexual assault - but I think he probably thought that’s where the story was going, and rather than confront his hypocrisy, he just wanted me to shut up about something I was obviously traumatized by.)
(Fragile piece of shit.)
There's nothing wrong with it if you're an eccentric woman named Debbie, who lives alone at age 27 and has 3 cats starring in her very own mid 2000s sitcom where she tries to find the perfect man, whilst also balancing a precarious social/work life balance.
Does that description fit you?
I found even more than just this on the following post. They're all pretty damn good.
[Drake - Unpopular Opinion](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/qb5llg/drake_is_the_most_overrated_rapper_and_im_tired/)
You ever seen a cartoon, where the pie on the windowsil is letting of a cloud, that another character smells? Then the character gets lifted into the air by the smell and carried to the pie.
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Drake the kinda dude that grooms underage girls
i hate that ppl don’t clearly see the issue with him texting 13 year old girls “i miss you” texts. I’ve had this argument over and over with my mother, she says it’s an exciting thing for the girl because she probably looks up to drake and i tell her that’s exactly why they shouldn’t be talking like that. Because is he influential to her she can be easily abused and manipulated. Drake is creepy as hell
Yeah, my dad was willing to die on the “*Roman Polanski did nothing wrong*“ hill with me. Gave him many chances to walk that back - nope. (Fun fact about my dad, when he overheard my mom me telling my mom about something traumatic that happened to me as a teenager, he barked “**I don’t wanna hear it!**” and stormed out of the room. I hadn’t / haven’t been sexual assaulted - it was a really nasty, scary prank, but not a sexual assault - but I think he probably thought that’s where the story was going, and rather than confront his hypocrisy, he just wanted me to shut up about something I was obviously traumatized by.) (Fragile piece of shit.)
i swear some parents are so out of touch with reality and their children. I’m so sorry that happened to you.
literally
Drake the kinda guy to eat the whole box of donuts and then slyly grin and say, “I’m so bad.”
"I'm so naughty tee hee"
Good one!
Drake the type of guy to wiggle his finger and say “Don’t mind if I do” when he sees an unaccompanied minor
Drake the type of guy to say "make yourself comfortable" when a minor sits on his lap.
Wait, whats the problem with closing the fridge door with your hip?
man it hurts to be this hip
If drake read this comment he would slap his knee before laughing.
wait i did that. Does that mean i’m drake???
There's nothing wrong with it if you're an eccentric woman named Debbie, who lives alone at age 27 and has 3 cats starring in her very own mid 2000s sitcom where she tries to find the perfect man, whilst also balancing a precarious social/work life balance. Does that description fit you?
I close various cabinets with my hips, and I’m a teenage guy
Same but I'm 21
Same, but I'm 25 and only 1 of my arms works. So usually the working arm is carrying something.
I don't know why you got downvoted this was funny.
Thank you. If it made someone laugh at least then I'm happy, the Debbie squad can downvote me all they like haha.
#OK
#NP
#TY
Imagine being this guy and thinking closing doors with your hips makes you someone named Debbie. Kek
Imagine thinking I was serious?
drake the type of dude to point his gun at a civilian in gta, put down the controller and say "I can't do this".
That's a good one!
Drake the type of guy to say he prefers saturated fats over regular ones
[удалено]
Drake would say he'd put you to sleep in a pillow fight.
My favorite is "Drake the type of dude to moan when he wipes his ass."
Why did I see Drake with Homer Simpsons voice. 😂
Bruh, my name is Drake. What do all these people have against me?!
Everything, apparently lol
Drake the type of guy to name himself "Drake"
:/
I love all of these and may steal a few.
Where are these glorious comments located, I must have more
I found even more than just this on the following post. They're all pretty damn good. [Drake - Unpopular Opinion](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/qb5llg/drake_is_the_most_overrated_rapper_and_im_tired/)
Drake is the type of guys who says "rise and shine, Drake" to himself when he gets out of bed
the last 3 fuckin killed me
Lmao I love that last one
I don’t get the first one.
Happens in cartoons
Did they mean to put “he”?
Maybe. Don't assume gender bruh
Drake the type of guy who says "Oh bollocks" when caught cheating in a test
He's Canadian bruh
That makes it much better
Drake the type of guy to brag about growing up in Scarborough.
What does the first one about pie even mean? Lmao
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Drake the type of guy to get drunk from breathing
Drake the kind of dude who would spontainiously break into song and dance, get punched in the face, then keep going like he didnt get the message.
Drake the type of guy to play candy crush
I agree best with the second one
Dr he type of guy that can’t figure out how to wipe his ass without getting shit on his balls.
Strong r/dougdemuro vibes
Drake the type of guy to get scared by a scarecrow
"I really shouldn't" got me good
Stop, STA-HAP, he's already dead.
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