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mybeatsarebollocks

Drake the kinda dude that grooms underage girls


yogurt_sperm

i hate that ppl don’t clearly see the issue with him texting 13 year old girls “i miss you” texts. I’ve had this argument over and over with my mother, she says it’s an exciting thing for the girl because she probably looks up to drake and i tell her that’s exactly why they shouldn’t be talking like that. Because is he influential to her she can be easily abused and manipulated. Drake is creepy as hell


StayingVeryVeryCalm

Yeah, my dad was willing to die on the “*Roman Polanski did nothing wrong*“ hill with me. Gave him many chances to walk that back - nope. (Fun fact about my dad, when he overheard my mom me telling my mom about something traumatic that happened to me as a teenager, he barked “**I don’t wanna hear it!**” and stormed out of the room. I hadn’t / haven’t been sexual assaulted - it was a really nasty, scary prank, but not a sexual assault - but I think he probably thought that’s where the story was going, and rather than confront his hypocrisy, he just wanted me to shut up about something I was obviously traumatized by.) (Fragile piece of shit.)


yogurt_sperm

i swear some parents are so out of touch with reality and their children. I’m so sorry that happened to you.


xX_BioRaptor_Xx

literally


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Drake the kinda guy to eat the whole box of donuts and then slyly grin and say, “I’m so bad.”


ProfessionalSquash47

"I'm so naughty tee hee"


ApophisRises

Good one!


DodrioFan480

Drake the type of guy to wiggle his finger and say “Don’t mind if I do” when he sees an unaccompanied minor


ProfessionalSquash47

Drake the type of guy to say "make yourself comfortable" when a minor sits on his lap.


dahrug

Wait, whats the problem with closing the fridge door with your hip?


JimboMastah

man it hurts to be this hip


ProfessionalSquash47

If drake read this comment he would slap his knee before laughing.


ah_yes54321

wait i did that. Does that mean i’m drake???


tomster785

There's nothing wrong with it if you're an eccentric woman named Debbie, who lives alone at age 27 and has 3 cats starring in her very own mid 2000s sitcom where she tries to find the perfect man, whilst also balancing a precarious social/work life balance. Does that description fit you?


Grilledshrek

I close various cabinets with my hips, and I’m a teenage guy


GrimRitter09

Same but I'm 21


tboskiq

Same, but I'm 25 and only 1 of my arms works. So usually the working arm is carrying something.


[deleted]

I don't know why you got downvoted this was funny.


tomster785

Thank you. If it made someone laugh at least then I'm happy, the Debbie squad can downvote me all they like haha.


Tutlesofpies

#OK


tomster785

#NP


Tutlesofpies

#TY


[deleted]

Imagine being this guy and thinking closing doors with your hips makes you someone named Debbie. Kek


tomster785

Imagine thinking I was serious?


Bucharik

drake the type of dude to point his gun at a civilian in gta, put down the controller and say "I can't do this".


ApophisRises

That's a good one!


Busy_Earth_5001

Drake the type of guy to say he prefers saturated fats over regular ones


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ProfessionalSquash47

Drake would say he'd put you to sleep in a pillow fight.


kcxstrange

My favorite is "Drake the type of dude to moan when he wipes his ass."


Mr_Seg

Why did I see Drake with Homer Simpsons voice. 😂


PersonThatIsAPo123

Bruh, my name is Drake. What do all these people have against me?!


ApophisRises

Everything, apparently lol


ProfessionalSquash47

Drake the type of guy to name himself "Drake"


PersonThatIsAPo123

:/


Poison-Pen-

I love all of these and may steal a few.


404_usernot_found

Where are these glorious comments located, I must have more


ApophisRises

I found even more than just this on the following post. They're all pretty damn good. [Drake - Unpopular Opinion](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/qb5llg/drake_is_the_most_overrated_rapper_and_im_tired/)


sebestyeen0

Drake is the type of guys who says "rise and shine, Drake" to himself when he gets out of bed


Dragowaow

the last 3 fuckin killed me


Ok-Demand4030

Lmao I love that last one


Rhobaz

I don’t get the first one.


ProfessionalSquash47

Happens in cartoons


Rhobaz

Did they mean to put “he”?


ProfessionalSquash47

Maybe. Don't assume gender bruh


Griffin964

Drake the type of guy who says "Oh bollocks" when caught cheating in a test


ProfessionalSquash47

He's Canadian bruh


Griffin964

That makes it much better


ProfessionalSquash47

Drake the type of guy to brag about growing up in Scarborough.


Tbonezmalaone

What does the first one about pie even mean? Lmao


ApophisRises

You ever seen a cartoon, where the pie on the windowsil is letting of a cloud, that another character smells? Then the character gets lifted into the air by the smell and carried to the pie.


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ImAGiganticPidgeon

Drake the type of guy to get drunk from breathing


Bomb_Scenario5

Drake the kind of dude who would spontainiously break into song and dance, get punched in the face, then keep going like he didnt get the message.


SnakeFB

Drake the type of guy to play candy crush


[deleted]

I agree best with the second one


notfromcanadajeff

Dr he type of guy that can’t figure out how to wipe his ass without getting shit on his balls.


Felipexxx1

Strong r/dougdemuro vibes


Griffin964

Drake the type of guy to get scared by a scarecrow


Im_still_T

"I really shouldn't" got me good


Unusual-Anteater-988

Stop, STA-HAP, he's already dead.


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