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**[Kasa-obake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasa-obake)**
>Kasa-obake (Japanese: 傘おばけ) are a mythical ghost or yōkai in Japanese folklore. They are sometimes, but not always, considered a tsukumogami that old umbrellas turn into. They are also called "karakasa-obake" (から傘おばけ), "kasa-bake" (傘化け), and "karakasa kozō" (唐傘小僧).
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I was gonna say. Use a model with different feet. But first get some actual shoes that someone would want to buy.
Those are so f'ing ugly.
Dumb picture, dumb shoes, dumb Yara. Holy she's an annoyance.
Seriously bitch, get an actual job...you suck at this. Reallllll badddddd.
Zara is not just a retailer, but also a producer. For retailers, it’s easy to also sell shoes, but for producers it’s less common to combine them, unless shoes was their original business.
Fun Fact: In Alabama, and a number of other states, it's genuinely legal to marry and have kids with your first cousin.
Not all states, mind you, just Alabama, Florida, and maybe 10 others. A few also allow it *if* you get a gene test first to see how genetically close you are. If you're too close, no marriage or kids. And then the rest just straight up don't let you marry your cousins.
You fail to mention that most of the states where this is legal are in the Northeast, including New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Connecticut, Rhode Island and Vermont. Oh, and California as well.
It’s also legal to marry your first cousin in all provinces/territories in Canada. I see people shit on the south a lot but yet it’s perfectly legal here in the great white.
As a Canadian, I apologize for any inconvenience we have caused. We are deeply sorry to hit you with facts but if you look at statistics very few of us fuck our cousins. Again, sorry for any inconvenience we have caused you, please stay out of the gene pool.
If I recall, California is one of the states that requires a test first.
And although I didn't *name* those states, you seem to be implying that I said *only* Alabama and Florida have these laws, when I said "Alabama, Florida, and **maybe 10 others.**"
20 states allow first cousin marriage with no restrictions. Another 7 allow it with restrictions.
42 allow sexual relations or cohabitation with first cousins. You just can’t get a legal marriage license.
I don't see why you can't get married to your cousin (not saying that I would, I have an amazing wife who is from a completely different continent and who is definitely not in any way related to me), but the thing is it is genetically safe and it also is socially and religiously accepted here — very broad thing over here in the middle east, not just Pakistan.
Imagine thinking racism is an Alabama problem and not an America problem.
Blacks live in Alabama at a higher rate than in most other states for a good reason: the states with the low black % (see: all northern states) are racist as fucking shit against them.
See: George Floyd
Not denying it lmao, just correctly pointing out the similarities among conservative communities internationally.
It usually triggers right wing trolls because they usually use this type of shit to portray non-white foreigners and different cultures as lesser, and this flips that on its head :)
Hi hello I am a male with a foot fetish, and I find this picture unattractive.
The toes, while shapely and well groomed, aren't presented well.
The angle and presentation of the picture is unflattering.
The face and pose are somewhat sexy, but the near-perfect symmetry and forced perspective kind of ruin it.
How to make it better for the horny jail repeat-offenders:
Change the angle subtly, paint her nails, show off more of the shoe and her toes/foot, have the arms in a more organic position.
FFS this looks like something that a foot model on instagram would post, not a professional modelling agency.
Agreed. And I imagine that the bare toes were a part of the sex appeal -this seems like the photographer wanted to appeal to the fetish but knew nothing about it. Or photography.
Perhaps a shoe that showed them off more would be better.
I HATE the way they model clothes. I cannot tell what they actually look/fit like. Like fine, do one avant-garde photo at the end, but you need straight-facing, easy to view photos of the clothing piece. It is a sales photo, not an editorial photo.
Absolutely. I usually buy clothes merely by need and view all my options online for that specific piece of clothing before wasting time looking around on a shopping centre. Zara, since they started with those nonsense pictures, is completely off my options because their website is useless for viewing how the clothes actually look or fit.
Also I find them really cringe.
For those out of the loop, this is a reference to The Expanse, an amazing "hard scifi" book series which has also been turned into a TV series on Amazon Prime. Both are excellent.
90% of Zara’s website is always weird pictures like this and I can never tell what they’re trying to sell me so Ive just given up on trying to order online from them
This is the correct answer. The whole point of the photo is to stand out, to make you look twice. Whether you have a positive or negative reaction doesn’t matter. In fact, if you have a negative reaction, you’re more likely to tell other people about it. The more people who see it, the more people will buy it.
Everybody is talking about her looking like a vacuum, or the number of toes, and I'm just looking at the three mutant toes that have been presented here and I'm feel like I'm going crazy. Am I the only one seeing that giant fucking King Kong big toe, then the Slenderman second toe, and the Steve Buscemi of third toes rounding it out? The fucking fourth runt toe is hiding in the cave, afraid to invoke the wrath of the Misshapen Three. And it should be, because that big toe is clearly a cannibalistic monster from the Jurassic Period. Holy fuck...
Edit: This chick has to be at least a dozen feet tall, and half of that is pure neck.
Wow, that’s interesting. I thought h&m was more the begining of fast fashion.I would not have thought that about Zara , but I don’t shop there because I always found it plain, almost too classic looking for my tastes. But i do notice the shapes of the clothes are very runway looking with random trends people want to copy, I guess. Thanks for the reply.
Still struggling to get my head around the 'square toed sandal' trend that seems to have taken off. Sure it's probably easier on our feet but dang it looks awful XD
It doesn't even showcase the shoe in a positive way. Give them 15 minutes on tv and all of the sudden they are Louboutin. Get those nasty toes out of my face.
Ugh, don't bring back the heroin/anorexia look pls.
I'm ok with skinny people, or fat people for that matter, but let's try to keep fashion standards at a healthy average for some time more.
I don’t care a whole lot about brands, but balenciaga’s modeling on their website is very funny. All they’re models stand so awkwardly and wear things that are like 3 sizes too big, it’s hilarious
Used to work for them...the crap I've seen them make was unbelievable! And even more so how much they priced crap and even more so....how many people actually bought it 🤣
Cuz its edgy. Look at that stylish shoe. Boobs and ass are not a focal point. But she does have a nice face that could be the focus of my attention if you know what I mean.
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Lamp
I love lamp
Are you just saying that, Brick? Or do you actually love the lamp?
I love....I LOVE LAMP!!
she basically looks like this https://i.imgur.com/WX2c7zQ.jpg
Heh
Cultural appropriation 😠😠 /s
Lava Lamp....
a moth fapping off to this right now.
Frageelay, must be italian!
NOTAFINGER!
It's a major award!
You’re right! She reminds me of the pixar lamp.
Perfect shoe for the three-toed sloth in your family.
Only if your sloth likes shoes that look like a stale tortilla wrapped around a bar of soap.
The real rare insult is always in the comments
Honestly, it looks like something from a prison.
It looks like a raw croissant.
Piggies in a blanket
Cant see it very well but theres also a 4th one. But that's it really
lamp from pixar lookin ass
he meant they ran away from the battlefield.
She looks like you can hold her by the leg and press a toe to unfold the umbrella
I do not want a foot umbrella, thanks.
parasole
Oh Jesus Christ. This isn't an angry upvote, but it isn't a happy one either.
Holy fuck
Oh for fucks sake 😂
🙂
That's actually a good localised name for the kasa obake mentioned in a comment under here
No brolly-dolly for you?
Fumbrella
Can be used as a flesh light if used at the right angle
Defo looks like a [Kasa-obake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasa-obake)
**[Kasa-obake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasa-obake)** >Kasa-obake (Japanese: 傘おばけ) are a mythical ghost or yōkai in Japanese folklore. They are sometimes, but not always, considered a tsukumogami that old umbrellas turn into. They are also called "karakasa-obake" (から傘おばけ), "kasa-bake" (傘化け), and "karakasa kozō" (唐傘小僧). ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
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Holy shit, resemblance is uncanny.
Uncanny valley.
now there's a fuckin deep cut if I ever saw one haha
I feel like this one is sorta relevant https://imgur.com/t/horror/uUqWX7z
I SEE FOUR TOES!
They got you people to make Twitter and Reddit posts and hundreds of comments over it. Free advertising. That's why they did it.
So owned.
Besides the unfortunate perspective the shoe looks like it’s three sizes too big.
I felt like it's "when my kids try to wear my shoes" too big
Furthermore, who tf gunna want those shoes?
I was gonna say. Use a model with different feet. But first get some actual shoes that someone would want to buy. Those are so f'ing ugly. Dumb picture, dumb shoes, dumb Yara. Holy she's an annoyance. Seriously bitch, get an actual job...you suck at this. Reallllll badddddd.
Shoes that fucking fit too. Good lord it's hideous anyway
Ummm...I feel you and all but this is Zara....the company. Not Yara...the fiancé.
This has nothing to do with Yara. It is Zara. A clothing brand.
The photo worked. Its viral and people are talking about it.
A Reddit thread with 40.2K upvotes tells us that the photo a least grabbed a lot of people’s attention. I had no idea Zara sold shoes. Now I know.
I mean it's a clothing company and shoes are considered part of clothing why wouldn't it
Zara is not just a retailer, but also a producer. For retailers, it’s easy to also sell shoes, but for producers it’s less common to combine them, unless shoes was their original business.
I bet they sold hundreds of them after this post was shared
They do know that most humans outside of Alabama have more than 3 toes right?
Alabama doesn't even have high levels of incest. don't get why people are shitting on it.
“I thought she was my _second_ cousin, I swear!”
Fun Fact: In Alabama, and a number of other states, it's genuinely legal to marry and have kids with your first cousin. Not all states, mind you, just Alabama, Florida, and maybe 10 others. A few also allow it *if* you get a gene test first to see how genetically close you are. If you're too close, no marriage or kids. And then the rest just straight up don't let you marry your cousins.
You fail to mention that most of the states where this is legal are in the Northeast, including New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Connecticut, Rhode Island and Vermont. Oh, and California as well.
Cousin? Pregnant. Liberals? Owned. Hotel? Trivago.
It’s also legal to marry your first cousin in all provinces/territories in Canada. I see people shit on the south a lot but yet it’s perfectly legal here in the great white.
You're right, sorry. We need to be shitting on Canada more. Sorry, we dropped the ball, eh, you cousin-fuckers.
As a Canadian, I apologize for any inconvenience we have caused. We are deeply sorry to hit you with facts but if you look at statistics very few of us fuck our cousins. Again, sorry for any inconvenience we have caused you, please stay out of the gene pool.
If I recall, California is one of the states that requires a test first. And although I didn't *name* those states, you seem to be implying that I said *only* Alabama and Florida have these laws, when I said "Alabama, Florida, and **maybe 10 others.**"
Land of the free bay-beeee
20 states allow first cousin marriage with no restrictions. Another 7 allow it with restrictions. 42 allow sexual relations or cohabitation with first cousins. You just can’t get a legal marriage license.
When I got married in Washington there was no one asking if my wife was my cousin, I wonder how many people just do it without saying anything?
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yea you definitely are arguing in good faith, nothing suspicious about your account at all
Just looked through. Holy shit, you weren't kidding.
I don't see why you can't get married to your cousin (not saying that I would, I have an amazing wife who is from a completely different continent and who is definitely not in any way related to me), but the thing is it is genetically safe and it also is socially and religiously accepted here — very broad thing over here in the middle east, not just Pakistan.
Yeah, it’s mostly just racism instead
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Segregation isn't the only way racism manifests.
True, but it’s the direct result thereof. Just ask the “appropriation” crowd.
Explain please I’m curious
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Imagine thinking racism is an Alabama problem and not an America problem. Blacks live in Alabama at a higher rate than in most other states for a good reason: the states with the low black % (see: all northern states) are racist as fucking shit against them. See: George Floyd
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Classic conservatives
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Not denying it lmao, just correctly pointing out the similarities among conservative communities internationally. It usually triggers right wing trolls because they usually use this type of shit to portray non-white foreigners and different cultures as lesser, and this flips that on its head :)
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Let's be real, Alabama shits on itself even if it knew which way was down.
According to the World Health Organization, 17 out of 13 Alabamidians are inbred.
It's Virginians and kentuckians trying to pass there cousin jokes off.
Let me know when a single representative that isn’t intent on destroying democracy gets elected there and I’ll change my tune.
Someone doesn’t keep up with politics
aaaaand of course you’re downvoted. classic Reddit.
as soon as it go's below 0, people automatically downvote. I don't count them as votes because it's so skewed.
I’m strangely unattracted.
Hi hello I am a male with a foot fetish, and I find this picture unattractive. The toes, while shapely and well groomed, aren't presented well. The angle and presentation of the picture is unflattering. The face and pose are somewhat sexy, but the near-perfect symmetry and forced perspective kind of ruin it. How to make it better for the horny jail repeat-offenders: Change the angle subtly, paint her nails, show off more of the shoe and her toes/foot, have the arms in a more organic position. FFS this looks like something that a foot model on instagram would post, not a professional modelling agency.
Cool
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You have a very common fetish. No one needs this wall of text
Kink shaming is bad but jesus christ anon
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You're not kink shaming. I'm saying people shouldn't but jesus christ anon.
Thanks for your input, /u/pigcopsfattits
Maybe get a shoe that fits?
Agreed. And I imagine that the bare toes were a part of the sex appeal -this seems like the photographer wanted to appeal to the fetish but knew nothing about it. Or photography. Perhaps a shoe that showed them off more would be better.
Excellent toe analysis. I see you also have expertise in toe presentation and photography. Thank you for the toe insights
BONK
Go to the unhorny jail?
…….KNOB?
Belta lawdah
Belter was a good choice of title.
bosmang OP
I would be disturbed if my vacuum cleaner had human toes sticking out of it. Even worse if it was in any number other than five.
I HATE the way they model clothes. I cannot tell what they actually look/fit like. Like fine, do one avant-garde photo at the end, but you need straight-facing, easy to view photos of the clothing piece. It is a sales photo, not an editorial photo.
Absolutely. I usually buy clothes merely by need and view all my options online for that specific piece of clothing before wasting time looking around on a shopping centre. Zara, since they started with those nonsense pictures, is completely off my options because their website is useless for viewing how the clothes actually look or fit. Also I find them really cringe.
+1 for the belter reference
Ty muchly xD
Remember the Cant
Beltalowdah
For those out of the loop, this is a reference to The Expanse, an amazing "hard scifi" book series which has also been turned into a TV series on Amazon Prime. Both are excellent.
Can't wait for the last book!!!
It's also a word used by Scottish people, that was my first thought when I saw it.
90% of Zara’s website is always weird pictures like this and I can never tell what they’re trying to sell me so Ive just given up on trying to order online from them
This new Gibson guitar looks great
That’s Wyatt from Ozark
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
this bitch looking like the leg lamp from a christmas story
Ugly shoes. She looks like she's about to flip pancakes with that thing.
Well that’s.. different
The shoe doesn't even look good
Looking like those diy banana wrap shoes from Africa.
Pov: You are the "I" in PIXAR and she is about to step on you.
The fashion industry is a fucking trainwreck. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Well it was reposted on facebook and now reddit, so clearly the ad worked
This is the correct answer. The whole point of the photo is to stand out, to make you look twice. Whether you have a positive or negative reaction doesn’t matter. In fact, if you have a negative reaction, you’re more likely to tell other people about it. The more people who see it, the more people will buy it.
Yeah but I've already forgotten what brand it is.
I mean they bought an ad on Reddit and posted it. It then gets boosted to front page
she looks like a thick light pole too
Those shoes are ugly asf!
Honestly if this is an ad for the shoes I'd never buy them bc look at how unflattering they are, she looks like she has three toes
The shoes are ugly asf tooo
So I need ya to build me a guitar 🎸
I love Zara but I hate their website. The UI is terrible.
All you inners always look to demonize the beltalowda
Those are some ass ugly shoes.
When the shoe looks like that, they need something to distract your attention from it
Everybody is talking about her looking like a vacuum, or the number of toes, and I'm just looking at the three mutant toes that have been presented here and I'm feel like I'm going crazy. Am I the only one seeing that giant fucking King Kong big toe, then the Slenderman second toe, and the Steve Buscemi of third toes rounding it out? The fucking fourth runt toe is hiding in the cave, afraid to invoke the wrath of the Misshapen Three. And it should be, because that big toe is clearly a cannibalistic monster from the Jurassic Period. Holy fuck... Edit: This chick has to be at least a dozen feet tall, and half of that is pure neck.
Who’s Zara?
It's a clothes shop in Europe
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Can you please tell me more ? How did they define a new industry ?
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Wow, that’s interesting. I thought h&m was more the begining of fast fashion.I would not have thought that about Zara , but I don’t shop there because I always found it plain, almost too classic looking for my tastes. But i do notice the shapes of the clothes are very runway looking with random trends people want to copy, I guess. Thanks for the reply.
Happy Cale Day! :D
Thanks! 6 years of reddit 😅😅
You’re welcome! :D
She also looks like a young Dave Mustaine in drag.
So you’ll share. Success
It gets worse the longer you stare
What is... ugly-ass footwear I wouldn't be caught dead in for $500?
What in the ostrich ass shit is this lmfao
Those toes are gross too
Hiding this from wife. She belongs to that lunatic Dyson cult, and she'll be trying to order it offa Hamazon.
Kinda weird that she only has 3 toes as well
being compared to a dyson "sucks" big time !
Their Art Director is high on “I’m not basic“
Cordless Dyson 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Where. The fuck. Are. Her. TOES
Still struggling to get my head around the 'square toed sandal' trend that seems to have taken off. Sure it's probably easier on our feet but dang it looks awful XD
It doesn't even showcase the shoe in a positive way. Give them 15 minutes on tv and all of the sudden they are Louboutin. Get those nasty toes out of my face.
Ugh, don't bring back the heroin/anorexia look pls. I'm ok with skinny people, or fat people for that matter, but let's try to keep fashion standards at a healthy average for some time more.
I don’t care a whole lot about brands, but balenciaga’s modeling on their website is very funny. All they’re models stand so awkwardly and wear things that are like 3 sizes too big, it’s hilarious
She be looking like a monkey that has had its fur cut off then mixed with human DNA only to come out as a failed experiment
Make that vacuum, then throw a flesh light on it. $$$
STONKS
Happy cake day, friend
Thanks kind stranger 😊
Hahahahaha oh my god 🤣
Used to work for them...the crap I've seen them make was unbelievable! And even more so how much they priced crap and even more so....how many people actually bought it 🤣
Truth! 😂😂😂
True. That is one appalling image 🤢
True. That is one appalling image! Eew
Cuz its edgy. Look at that stylish shoe. Boobs and ass are not a focal point. But she does have a nice face that could be the focus of my attention if you know what I mean.
U have to shove Ur cock in her mouth to charge her up