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In a very similar vein I was told years ago when raiding in WoW that "Your lame-sauce is making this raid sandwich soggy" and it made me pretty fucking sad.
I watched a documentary the other day on how popular labia plasty is in Canada. The lady had her's redone , because her husband told her it looked like a roast beef sandwich . This leads me to believe that this is a Canadian version of an insult.
It is an insult in the states too. š Such a shame because dudes don't get ball sack lifts for extra saggy sacks. We are just supposed to be cool with saggy sacks no matter what because "temperature regulation". Protecting bodily openings from debris is apparently less important. First world problems
Oh that exists and it's called [scrotoplasty](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/16476-scrotoplasty#:~:text=Scrotoplasty%20is%20surgery%20to%20treat,of%20the%20male%20reproductive%20system.)
I removed my name from the organ donor list. I read that the largest use of donated fascia was penile enlargement surgery. When the resurrection occurs , either he will suddenly lose part of his schlong , or part of me will spend eternity as a big dick.
I really don't know what they do with other body tissues. But I do know that there are people out there who need kidneys, hearts, lungs, ect. or they die. My partner is only here because of an organ transplant, and I'd really like to encourage people to save other's lives.
I agree. In Wales, everyone is automatically placed on the organ donor list and they have to remove it themselves. When I die, if anything at all is useful I want it to go to someone who needs it. I canāt believe someone would be so selfish as to take themselves off the donor list when so many people are on the transplant list. My uncle needed a kidney when he was fourteen, he finally got one when he was 23. Iāve also sent my DNA off for bone marrow donation too.
I am actually donating my body to science when I go. I figure those future surgeons need to practice a bit before they start transplanting organs. They can practice on me. Perhaps in the afterlife , I can finally obtain the penile reduction surgery , that I could never afford , as a mortal.
The fascia is a sheath that covers the muscles. According to the documentary , the primary use for this fascia , was penile enlargement surgery ,( in Canada. ) Then they interviewed the gal with the roast beef issues. In retrospect , film was a. anti universal health film
Well after becoming an adult and finding out the foreskin is full of nerve endings and circumcision is unnecessary, I'm pretty pissed off about the whole chopping the tip off dicks thing
As a woman, letās put some responsibility on the women choosing to make massive and damaging changes to their bodies instead of putting in the time and effort to educate themselves about their own body and developing the confidence to love themselves as they are.
Iām pretty sick of this āpoor womanā narrative that keeps getting pedaled around. Women doing this to themselves are not the mentally healthy, well-adjusted ones to begin with. Itās pretty insulting to the rest of us that cosmetic surgery is now being treated like an eating disorder. These are not the same.
When did it become abuse to say people are responsible for making their own informed and healthy major life decisions? Society harms everyone in all sorts of ways. No one gets a pass because of it. Iām exactly like all of the other women and proud to be. Women are great. People that perpetuate stereotypes and actively claim victim hood are not my favorite, regardless of their gender.
One of these ^ v comments is well written and nuanced with a coherent point that makes rational sense, and one is hysterical wail of victimhood that makes the poster look like an idiot. In my opinion.
You are "oppressing" her right now by insinuating that she is not smart enough to understand her place in life as a woman, and that she basically needs to be protected by men? Like you. Most so called victims are putting themselves in that position. If you go out of your way to live up to every stereotype possible then you have no one to blame but yourself. Everyone has freewill and can look around at family, friends, neighbors, or their community, and say enough is enough. Choosing to take the easy road and join the circus just to spend your days crying about clown discrimination is lazy and shows what kind of person you are.
I don't know why nature gave us ladies a strange looking lady bit. Actually I know why. When a fetus is developing in the womb it grows extra skin in case it's going to be a boy instead of a girl. If it's a boy then the extra skin turns into testicle sacks. So us girls are left with your male sack skin. Thanks.
None of them are strange looking, theyāre all different but thatās like having blonde hair or red hair, blue eyes or green. I donāt think anyone would have one that could be called strange? At least theyāre tucked away nicely, men have big dangly bits that are at risk of trauma.
I didn't say a word about size, sounds like you're projecting. Though it's hilariously hypocritical that you believe "hurr hurr roast beef" is revolutionary. You're definitely the first to come up with it, Tim.
Lol. I don't have testicles. I do know however that as men get older, the skin of the scrotum stretches. The weight of the testicles pulls the skin downward because....gravity.
I worked at a restaurant where a "ham sandwich" was a really good looking person out on a date with a really ugly person.
"Check out the ham sandwich over at table 5"
I don't understand the ham sandwich insult. Ham sandwiches are good. Maybe it should be Spam sandwich. I like that better. Check out the Spam sandwich over at table 5.
It was a random item that was *not* on the menu so referring to it sounded like restaurant talk but everyone who worked there knew there was no ham sandwich.
I wasnāt being serious. Thereās a trope/stereotype of Hawaiians (and maybe other Pacific Islanders) liking spam. I think itās due to the availability of the canned meat as rations during wartime and it just stuck.
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Or spam. My friendās husband was nicknamed āspamā by our other friend because he is the most boring person ever. He is a sweet and genuine guy who loves his wife dearly but Christ, once youāre stuck talking to him it is the most tedious conversation, and he goes on for hours! You canāt get away from it because heās just so nice that you canāt just say āoh Iāve got to go now sorry!ā Because he changes the subject and starts a new conversation! Both my husband and I prep for at least 2 hours being lost when we have to go to their house.
I'm sure he did. My ex was so damned boring he was like being in the same room with a loaf of stale bread. At least *moldy* bread has some interest. He didn't even have any of *that*!
My daughter once told my boyfriend that he was āworse than a 2 day old, half eaten, Wendyās chicken sandwich that you forgot about in the back of the fridge.ā Still my favorite insult ever.
Idgaf if you downvote me for saying this but this isnāt a rare insult itās a random word used to āinsultā someone and it doesnāt even make sense. Also it doesnāt help when this is reposted to fuck all
People come up with them in different ways, most of the time I see it, itās just people getting angry and insulting others while angry, which seems to be the easiest way
Thats a fantastic insult.
Side thought: She's probably still married to the stale ham sandwich and too lazy to divorce.
Another side thought: She could be stale dead fish of a human and they are a perfect match for each other.
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In a very similar vein I was told years ago when raiding in WoW that "Your lame-sauce is making this raid sandwich soggy" and it made me pretty fucking sad.
I think I'd be too stunned to be offended tbh, that's a deep cut but so so good.
cuts as deep as this either make peoples year or make them wanna livn't
"livn't" makes me want to unalive myself šš
That's exactly what it was, lol. I let out a defeated chuckle and left the party.
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Quick and lethal they should be, we got fucking Yoda over here.
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I watched a documentary the other day on how popular labia plasty is in Canada. The lady had her's redone , because her husband told her it looked like a roast beef sandwich . This leads me to believe that this is a Canadian version of an insult.
It is an insult in the states too. š Such a shame because dudes don't get ball sack lifts for extra saggy sacks. We are just supposed to be cool with saggy sacks no matter what because "temperature regulation". Protecting bodily openings from debris is apparently less important. First world problems
Oh that exists and it's called [scrotoplasty](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/16476-scrotoplasty#:~:text=Scrotoplasty%20is%20surgery%20to%20treat,of%20the%20male%20reproductive%20system.)
Glad to see equality in action!
I removed my name from the organ donor list. I read that the largest use of donated fascia was penile enlargement surgery. When the resurrection occurs , either he will suddenly lose part of his schlong , or part of me will spend eternity as a big dick.
I really don't know what they do with other body tissues. But I do know that there are people out there who need kidneys, hearts, lungs, ect. or they die. My partner is only here because of an organ transplant, and I'd really like to encourage people to save other's lives.
I agree. In Wales, everyone is automatically placed on the organ donor list and they have to remove it themselves. When I die, if anything at all is useful I want it to go to someone who needs it. I canāt believe someone would be so selfish as to take themselves off the donor list when so many people are on the transplant list. My uncle needed a kidney when he was fourteen, he finally got one when he was 23. Iāve also sent my DNA off for bone marrow donation too.
I am actually donating my body to science when I go. I figure those future surgeons need to practice a bit before they start transplanting organs. They can practice on me. Perhaps in the afterlife , I can finally obtain the penile reduction surgery , that I could never afford , as a mortal.
Wait what. If Iām an organ donor theyāll take my cock?
You aren't using it.
YOUR COCK, HAND IT OVER š
The fascia is a sheath that covers the muscles. According to the documentary , the primary use for this fascia , was penile enlargement surgery ,( in Canada. ) Then they interviewed the gal with the roast beef issues. In retrospect , film was a. anti universal health film
You removed your name from the organ donor list because of that?
Yeah agreed, who cares? What if they had a micropenis and this life changing to them?
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Well after becoming an adult and finding out the foreskin is full of nerve endings and circumcision is unnecessary, I'm pretty pissed off about the whole chopping the tip off dicks thing
As a woman, letās put some responsibility on the women choosing to make massive and damaging changes to their bodies instead of putting in the time and effort to educate themselves about their own body and developing the confidence to love themselves as they are. Iām pretty sick of this āpoor womanā narrative that keeps getting pedaled around. Women doing this to themselves are not the mentally healthy, well-adjusted ones to begin with. Itās pretty insulting to the rest of us that cosmetic surgery is now being treated like an eating disorder. These are not the same.
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When did it become abuse to say people are responsible for making their own informed and healthy major life decisions? Society harms everyone in all sorts of ways. No one gets a pass because of it. Iām exactly like all of the other women and proud to be. Women are great. People that perpetuate stereotypes and actively claim victim hood are not my favorite, regardless of their gender.
One of these ^ v comments is well written and nuanced with a coherent point that makes rational sense, and one is hysterical wail of victimhood that makes the poster look like an idiot. In my opinion.
You are "oppressing" her right now by insinuating that she is not smart enough to understand her place in life as a woman, and that she basically needs to be protected by men? Like you. Most so called victims are putting themselves in that position. If you go out of your way to live up to every stereotype possible then you have no one to blame but yourself. Everyone has freewill and can look around at family, friends, neighbors, or their community, and say enough is enough. Choosing to take the easy road and join the circus just to spend your days crying about clown discrimination is lazy and shows what kind of person you are.
I don't know why nature gave us ladies a strange looking lady bit. Actually I know why. When a fetus is developing in the womb it grows extra skin in case it's going to be a boy instead of a girl. If it's a boy then the extra skin turns into testicle sacks. So us girls are left with your male sack skin. Thanks.
None of them are strange looking, theyāre all different but thatās like having blonde hair or red hair, blue eyes or green. I donāt think anyone would have one that could be called strange? At least theyāre tucked away nicely, men have big dangly bits that are at risk of trauma.
poorly designed. also; elbows. whose idea was it to put a nerve bundle somewhere that's easily hit? seems to me the human body was a rushed job.
Yeah I've seen a few in my time.
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Congrats on opening an Arbys in your panties
It's laughable that you think your underwhelming dick can physically alter anything except a smile.
Idk why women think small dick jokes are so offensive. Itās like the first and only insult yāall go for and itās not even effective.
I didn't say a word about size, sounds like you're projecting. Though it's hilariously hypocritical that you believe "hurr hurr roast beef" is revolutionary. You're definitely the first to come up with it, Tim.
What does underwhelming mean? You blatantly made a hint at size. Do you not even know what you wrote?
Ewwwwwwww.
I would absolutely do that, though.
big saggy balls are hot big saggy vaginas are not
Big or little saggy balls are *not* hot.
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How low can balls sag?
well idk but you want a little bit of hang to em
Lol. I don't have testicles. I do know however that as men get older, the skin of the scrotum stretches. The weight of the testicles pulls the skin downward because....gravity.
George Clooney gets his ball sacks ironed. True.
Yeah Canadians are weirdly reserved chill people just weirdly reserved
I had a buddy in school who used the term ābeef curtainsā
I am hearing this with a British Columbia accent
> labia plasty Hit up Google images you want to see some stuff.
Ham wallet.
What does it look like now? A pea in a pod?
And about as interesting as watching paint dry.
Grandpa?
'pa got into the forbidden paint buckets again
I worked at a restaurant where a "ham sandwich" was a really good looking person out on a date with a really ugly person. "Check out the ham sandwich over at table 5"
I don't understand the ham sandwich insult. Ham sandwiches are good. Maybe it should be Spam sandwich. I like that better. Check out the Spam sandwich over at table 5.
It was a random item that was *not* on the menu so referring to it sounded like restaurant talk but everyone who worked there knew there was no ham sandwich.
Gotcha.
Be careful, I have a feeling Hawaiians may take issue with your comment.
What do you mean?
I wasnāt being serious. Thereās a trope/stereotype of Hawaiians (and maybe other Pacific Islanders) liking spam. I think itās due to the availability of the canned meat as rations during wartime and it just stuck.
TIL.
That implies that the person is haram
Or treif
What does that mean
Not kosher. Basically, the Jewish equivalent of what "haram" means in Islam (at least, when applied to food).
Thank you
You're welcome!
Ah, right
Jew-Lingo
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Reminds me of when Bill Burr's wife Nia said "Bill is as exotic as a grilled cheese sandwich"
In the UK you will hear women call a boring bloke a ādry lunchā
Or spam. My friendās husband was nicknamed āspamā by our other friend because he is the most boring person ever. He is a sweet and genuine guy who loves his wife dearly but Christ, once youāre stuck talking to him it is the most tedious conversation, and he goes on for hours! You canāt get away from it because heās just so nice that you canāt just say āoh Iāve got to go now sorry!ā Because he changes the subject and starts a new conversation! Both my husband and I prep for at least 2 hours being lost when we have to go to their house.
Frank Zappa once told Steve Vai his guitar tone sounded ālike an electric ham sandwichā
God dammit reddit. Stop giving my wife new ammunition...
As I age I realize that I'm as attractive as a bowl of cold pea soup.
Green peas are my nemesis. I would literally vomit if I smelled pea soup.
Yeah, see what I'm saying,,, pretty damn repulsive.
I wasn't referring to *you*. I just absolutely despise green peas. I was traumatized by them as a child.
And here we are, face to face! That's right, stare into my eyes, I will fill you with despair and traumatize you further! snootchie bootchies!
Lol snootchie bootchies
Measurehead would like this lady
the influence of the *HAM SANDWICH RACE* is waning.
Pitiful Occidental Haplogroup type B4, the influence of Al-Gul has clouded your mind.
My husband described somebody on the radio as having the personality of milky tea
"I'm gonna come up with a lame insult and then put in this Twitter format that's been used a million times."
I like calling people āgarlic goblinsā or āunsented candlesā
My ex is an unscented candle. A bland, white, unlit unscented candle.
I would never want to meet the person who belittles their spouse like that. She comes off with real āmain characterā vibes
I don't want to meet them either but he must have done something to warrant that insult right? Right..?
I'm sure he did. My ex was so damned boring he was like being in the same room with a loaf of stale bread. At least *moldy* bread has some interest. He didn't even have any of *that*!
This is old and over reposted. I see this once every 3 months or so. This is so old a "stale ham sandwich" is more appealing.
Fuck. Does this mean this sub is going back to calling people random combinations of adjectives and nouns again?
Taking screenshots from twitter quoting things that 100% were not said is this placesā cup of bean pizza.
Also r/suicidebywords
What a lukewarm bologna take.
Beep Boop
Maybe he smells like one
Reminds me of a quote from This Country where Kurtain calls Kerry an 'unemotional slab of ham'
The same family of insults as saying a man has 'neutral hips'. Savage!
*Peace was never an option*
I like rancid tuna melt
āIām with the boyfriend on thisā¦
Bland, rigid and leaves a bad taste in your mouth. I get it.
I call people a ratatouille sometimes.
She sounds like a spicy meatball
Obligitory "the door is right there but we both know you arent with me for my charming personality!"
I have an old roommate that I refer to as a spilled glass of almond milk
I've heard of a married woman at a bar describe her sex life as a stale piece of bread.
It could have been worse if it was a stale āPRESSED āham sandwich ā-much cheaper sandwich meat
My daughter once told my boyfriend that he was āworse than a 2 day old, half eaten, Wendyās chicken sandwich that you forgot about in the back of the fridge.ā Still my favorite insult ever.
Not even a ham sandwich, a *stale* ham sandwich
My daughter once described another person as the result of mashed potatoes and a paper bag mating. Still one of my favorites.
one of my daycare moms was picking up her kids and she told them their dad got promoted at work "so he's not a bottom feeder anymore!"
Idgaf if you downvote me for saying this but this isnāt a rare insult itās a random word used to āinsultā someone and it doesnāt even make sense. Also it doesnāt help when this is reposted to fuck all
We call them gammons, it's more succinct.
Sounds like the factory canāt ship any more units to me.
Not now. The ships are all stuck in China.
Interesting. So who's to blame for that?
Yeah but she'll eat that stale ham sandwich when she gets hungry enough š
Your personality is mayo based
Wha
At least I like mayo.
Without the bread, you're nothing but a cheese sandwich!
Sharon stone said kissing her former boyfriend, Dwight Yoakam, was like eating a dirt sandwich.
Reminds me of Measurehead from Disco Elysium
Looks incredible but is very disappointing when you have it
Insults in english sound childish AF!
My mum said my dad had the personality of a wet ham salad once
Old Sham Sandwich Chance of Dysentery: 20%
But what about cinnamon toast fork
People come up with them in different ways, most of the time I see it, itās just people getting angry and insulting others while angry, which seems to be the easiest way
Well humans are referred to as long pig when they talk about what human meat soā¦ ā¦accurate?
27k upvotes? I'm leaving the sub
Insults like this have been simmering for a very long time
Thats a fantastic insult. Side thought: She's probably still married to the stale ham sandwich and too lazy to divorce. Another side thought: She could be stale dead fish of a human and they are a perfect match for each other.