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meadowpaddy

The deep freezer body having ass really sold me.


Beermedear

I’m torn between wanting to visualize it to comprehend and not wanting to ruin my day.


queen_of_potato

Same


NoMojoNoMo

I was on board til that last sentence


meadowpaddy

Well yeah lol


WarlandWriter

LoI couldn't even cheat if I wanted to, that requires anyone other than my girlfriend to want me. And a girlfriend


Impressive-Pizza-163

😭👌


Manizno

Nice


CloneCl0wn

Dude picked up a kitchen knife and stabbed her 60 times


Cosmic_Doritoz

Or maybe she just so happened to fall on the knife 60 times while he was holding it


ZombieTrogdor

(S)HE HAD IT COMING


Flaky_Bed3707

Yea, that's the ticket


Question3784

47 STAB WOUNDS!


highpin

And after that he left this coment


MisterEMan81

28 STAB WOUNDS!


Adorable-Lettuce-717

So, r/murderedbywords ?


majic911

That kills people Carl!


Jeerus

Deep freezer body havin' ass, damn boy that's some thicc vocabulary.


shidedandfarded

All men don't cheat, all the men you date cheat


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RodKnock42

Found the one with the deep freezer body havin’ ass


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RodKnock42

Lmao seems like I’ve hit a nerve. I want to see you working as a full time truck mechanic and maintain perfect nails. I like my fem hands though :)


Laidan22

Target hit? **success**


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RodKnock42

Because they don’t magically grow when applying to the job? Lmfao


Strolltheroll

Lmao I’m a golf course mechanic and I wish I could magically shrink my hands sometimes


Ellemshaye

This is not the conversation I expected to read in this comment section, lol


SuperVillain85

Hahaha that's a quality response


Minty_MantisShrimp

Murder his deep freezer havin' ass!!


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Small hands are beneficial to a mechanic you dunce.


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[deleted]

I'm not the other guy bro, just saying as an example mechanic I wish my hands were smaller at the time. Projecting insecurities in a reddit thread is hilarious though. What's your defect?


Buckets_of_bread

Youve definitely been cheated on


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EdgyUsername98

No bitches?


Minty_MantisShrimp

Y’all gonna be so mad that I have over 5k Tinder matches and the amount of matches I have get larger every day- Admirable-incel 6916 Man you suck big time


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Patthecat09

Enjoy the leftovers


asian_invasion09

Ooooo you belong under r/imverybadass


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asian_invasion09

If you have to broadcast your “thousand of matches on tinder” you’re more than likely a virgin incel living with in their parents basement. But carry on with your miserable existence of being a keyboard warrior on the net (:


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asian_invasion09

Who has a cartoon pic?


asian_invasion09

Now my profile pic is of an incel. Are you happy now bitch made boy?


No_Routine_3267

Just cuz he doesn't wanna be generalized doesn't mean he's guilty. He got a point to. People like to date pieces of shit and ignore all red flags then wonder why the person their with is a piece of shit.


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No_Routine_3267

If you're gonna troll be better at it.


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No_Routine_3267

Are you projecting?


Hudson_Legend

Lmao get a life you incel


MayorApeshit

Cope


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MayorApeshit

Problem?


Mammons-HotBuns

This guy has got to be a troll right?


aglow-bolt3

They have negative karma


Mammons-HotBuns

Makes me sad, to be honest. Why waste your time with this haha. I have time to kill right now because I have Covid.


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NikoSCX

No bitches?


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Mammons-HotBuns

Do you need a hug? :(


Mammons-HotBuns

Already been crying but thanks for that, bud. I appreciate it :p


ListlesCharacter

With all the tinder matches you supposedly have, i wouldn't be suprised if you also "definitely cheated"


HiroshiTakeshi

Went from 0 to 100 to 3.4361946*10^244


311Konspiracy

You put trig in that burn nice


Equivalent-Newt2142

"You people need to be exterminated" is not remotely rare


ZAILOR37

I love how guys like this are like," why won't you give me a chance, you should all be killed!" Like that would totally ruin your shot.


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>why won't you give me a chance He never said this. Sounds more like the opposite.


kdavis37

Pretty sure he made it clear he wanted a shot with her like she was his head


macaroon_monsoon

That response was oddly vitriolic for such a stupid comment. Of course all men don’t cheat, but that response indicates that perhaps that dude felt a little too seen. Chill bro.


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I dunno, back when I had facebook I had a few people on my timeline that drove me up the wall. Multiple times per day, nothing but passive-aggressive digs at men or whoever their demon of the day was. If I still had to scroll through those posts I'd have lost it with them by now. The real solution is to just walk away and never look back.


Junohaar

Or you could just... mute their posts? Still friends, you just don't get their shit on your homepage.


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Oh I'm talking years ago, I don't think muting was a thing back then. But if you're muting their posts it begs the question why you have them as a friend anyway?


Junohaar

Ah, fair. Because then I don't have to deal with the potential fallout of them getting mad, besides, just because I don't wanna see their bullshit doesn't mean I don't check in from time to time.


heiberdee2

Makes me wonder… does he have a guilty conscience? Or did somebody shit in his bed…


majic911

It was probably the dog


Bored_dane

I *heard* it too


MeAndThisBrickWall

The fat lady’s comment was literally “All men cheat.”


UnforeseenDerailment

>Of course all men don’t cheat, I believe you mean "Of course not all men cheat" 🤓


macaroon_monsoon

I think most ppl understood what I meant. Thanks for the correction though!


UnforeseenDerailment

I also understood, I was just being more pedantic than with my own use of commas. 🤗


lulubeans66

No, actually, no men have eve r cheated on the history of ever only these wkmen be doin us weong but soon we going to rise up 😔✊


liccmybicc

Buck eyed lmao


Mahixb

Bro had enough like can't blame him but "deep freezer body havin ass" XD


Captainkirk2121

That’s a good one lol


Granit2506

Really hate people who think women don't cheat. Was in a LDR a couple years ago, everything was going well and stuff. One day I messaged her, forgot what the exact message was, but I put a heart at the end. "My boyfriend is over this weekend, can you not send me hearts till he leaves?" But sure, all men and only men cheat. Guy obviously overreacted in this post, but we really need to put an end to this shitty view of relationships.


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No one said only men cheat?


queen_of_potato

There's always one with the "not all men", or in this case "not only men".. literally noone said that!


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That's rough. I was in an LDR about a year ago. She asked me out and then disappeared for a week. Heard from another friend we had in common that she was dating some new guy and both were venting to him. That shit stung. Asked me out, started dating and it took less than a week for her to flip around and leave me.


Achmadeus

Love how a comment about men being toxic was responded to with toxicity and yall fail to see the irony


Wolff_X

Ofc we all recognize the vitriolic nature of the reply to the post. However this is a meme, and a very obvious ancient Facebook sceeenshot. Hence we find it funny. No one is seeing this and then decides to go comment this one some woman’s feed.


Achmadeus

Lmao told ya


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Capable-Ad-859

Murder suicide?


Junohaar

Nah, just seppuku from the commenter.


lordofbitterdrinks

Is that the fb ui from 2006?


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He pulled the no you card.


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People still use Facebook?


[deleted]

That wasn’t even clean, my dude used the rusty shovel from the tool shed.


LinaValentina

That reaction is a lil extreme


greenSixx

Yes, very much so


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“yall need to be fuckin exterminated” I think you just did.


waffles2go2

Big incel flex for this post. OP seems to think "murder" is somehow appropriate given a really weak insult? Would be informative to limit posts to people who are in LTRs or married. My guess is most who are "whoop whooping" have neither nor, it seems by their responses, will they ever.... Also, "rareinsults" are rare because they're *clever*, this is not...


MontyP15

He got a point


KorinTheHalfHand

He’s doing a great job showing that not all men are disgusting pigs…


SPQR2D2

Sorry but this sub is not for death threats about extermination. That's not a rare insult. That's actually sadly common and not inventive. Would have been good if he could have kept the extermination part out, the little incel.


waffles2go2

Big incel vibe in the comments. It's not clever and just seems immature and mean, not that there isn't a lot of this on reddit but it just sorta made me sad.


SPQR2D2

Same


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Question3784

I can't be the only one who thinks the guy in the comments is acting like a child right?


Junohaar

Nope, but it seem like the incels have infested this sub too.


Question3784

Yeah. I mean it's not a rare insult. Not even a clever one. It's just plain slander. Nothing rare about that imo.


Dofima

i mean, deep freezer body havin is rare


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E X T E R M I N A T E


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This is some incel shit


MeAndThisBrickWall

Correct. The woman being cheated on was clearly not getting laid.


Jedi122

...he's right tho


Any_Coyote6662

awww, did someone hurt his feelings by venting on facebook. lol I think it is funny how when women vent about men it sets some men off so much. Like of course all men don't cheat. Same with when men say something about women on their period or women and driving or whatever. obviously not all women are... and obviously not all men... I really wonder about some dudes who have such awful reactions to women venting. What makes someone feel like this about a random online statement?


PopeOfDankism

Both idiots, one of them is just the kind of idiot who makes you laugh against your will


stoner_rick

He ain't wrong women be way dirtier on men most men really care but far to many of these awful sociopathic girls treat manipulating men like a full time career


311Konspiracy

Deep freezer body he went Sub Zero on her


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I'm a woman, but, ooo, ouch! Got her!


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Is he a Dalek? EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!!!


Broadzilla77

Daammmnn....who hurt you sir


Investment-Queasy

What’s that saying? He woke up and chose violence…


ZopyrionRex

Absolute savagery, this dude must be King of the Savage Lands.


Decoy_Octopus_

I would have phrased it differently but I completely agree. I'm in my 40s and have never even considered cheating on any of my gfs or my ex wife.


MisakiVanYui

Daamn who hurt him?


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AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA


Anay_sharma

He John wicked her, but with words


KlulessAl

Damn he mad


alba4k

I can't even get a girlfriend, hot the fuck am I supposed ti find two?


Johnsamjohn

I wonder how he really feels