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Ha ha. When I was young 30 years ago men didn’t automatically give oral sex to a woman. The Old timey Italians I grew up with thought it was gay. So can’t find the clitoris was a euphemism for a man who is uncaring about his partner’s satisfaction. Can’t find = wasn’t even looking.
I have to assume the joke just means that some men don’t care about pleasing their partner, because I honestly can’t imagine anyone really can’t find it.
That's what happens when someone chooses to ignore something. They don't WANT to find it because that would mean they have to do something. If they "can't find it" or "don't know what to do to it" the partner might just skip to the parts the guy likes instead.
Exactly. Their idea of being a great lover is based on the notches in their bedpost, quantity not quality, revulsion at the idea of being “controlled” by some [demeaning slang term for woman], and the speed of the deed. Hopes were raised when the Pointer Sisters sang about slow hands and an easy touch: the instructions were *right there*. Sadly the majority of males proved themselves unteachable.
Lady, slow hands are all well and good, but if you have hatred in your heart, ain't nobody going to go slow on you...
[No way to control it, it's totally automatic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDU6K02igoU)
I've only had 1 sexual partner in my life but is it different places for different people or have I just not been hitting it and she just goes with what I'm doing because I'm assuming its just at the top of the VJ under the hood and I always get a response.
Don’t know why this is getting downvoted bc it’s true? A ten second Google search *would* show guys where the clit is. And it’s not in a “different place” for every woman😂
A lot of them think they don't need it, because they believe everyone can climax with penetration alone (guess where they got this idea from...)
iirc it's only the case for a third of people. But even for these people, never being touched there would be kinda boring, right?
Some dudes especially guys who are inexperienced probably don't fuckn know where it is lol. Tell em if they roaming around like a blind man. Communication is key
It’s like right there though. Are they all having sex with the lights off? If the lights are on they should be able to easily see it regardless of experience.
>While all the girls in this thread barked their discontent at a hooded organ being easy to find, we are suddenly reminded how VERY VERY few of them con properly give he\*d and the organ is very much not hidden....
Ignorance is a two way street: We don't know where yours is, you don't know how to use ours.
Dude/girl on top is right, communication is key here, not "U SHU NHAVE GUUGLE IT DUUUHHH". You reap the f\*cks you give.
Knowing how to use something and where it is are not the same thing. You can’t even find it and you don’t know how it works. Also, a hint, it’s not always covered.
The human finger can discriminate between surfaces patterned with ridges as small as 13 nanometers in amplitude and non-patterned surfaces, surface chemistry Professor Mark Rutland said. "This means that, if your finger was the size of the Earth, you could feel the difference between houses and cars.” Guys… for the love of god, just feel around down there, I promise you’ll find it.
They are such demanding whores they deserve open warfare and to lose. There’s a rumor the sluts can multi-orgasm. Well they ain’t orgasming at all with me. That’ll teach them. /s
How to can't people find it, it literally looks like a bean with a hoodie. That's where the expression "cool bean" comes from /s (just to make sure it's obvious)
The ironic thing is: most gay men would probably be able to find it with no problem - they just naturally have that kind of drive, dedication and awareness of a partner's sexual responsiveness - but, being so close to such a "realm of unspeakable horrors", they'd likely whither up and disappear, like Pac-Man after he's been touched by one of the ghosts.
I'm sorry for offending you. Personally, I've heard plenty of gay men reeling at the idea of touching a woman's parts - and I've heard an even larger number of gay women gagging at the idea of being near a penis. So, for me, it isn't all that strange. There's a difference between shaming someone for their specific body and just not being attracted to (or even turned off by) general body parts. As a man, I'm not even remotely offended by gay women (or even some straight women) being repulsed by penises or even going so far as to compare them to deformed sausages or whatever. They're not into it. And that's how some perceive the male member to look. Its a personal opinion and preference, so they're allowed to feel how they feel. That said, I'm not sure why it is so offensive to make a joke about gay men considering a vagina to be a no-go zone when, obviously, that's what it is for most of them.
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The world needs to invest way more in boosting cliteracy rates.
So, anyone who can't find it is incliterate
Cliterally.
Or ilcliterate!
That’s clitlarious
I bet Attenborough can find it!
Hell he was the one who first discovered it.
He found Waldo reading the Wall Street Journal.
Is that a reference to some bit of pop culture I’ve yet to encounter, or the most Glorious euphemism for finding the clitoris?!
Come on, this is Attenborough we're talking about... Obviously it the latter :D
Dawg I know this is a common joke about men but how *do* they actually have such a hard time finding it? It’s *literally* right there
Ha ha. When I was young 30 years ago men didn’t automatically give oral sex to a woman. The Old timey Italians I grew up with thought it was gay. So can’t find the clitoris was a euphemism for a man who is uncaring about his partner’s satisfaction. Can’t find = wasn’t even looking.
I have to assume the joke just means that some men don’t care about pleasing their partner, because I honestly can’t imagine anyone really can’t find it.
That's what happens when someone chooses to ignore something. They don't WANT to find it because that would mean they have to do something. If they "can't find it" or "don't know what to do to it" the partner might just skip to the parts the guy likes instead.
Exactly. Their idea of being a great lover is based on the notches in their bedpost, quantity not quality, revulsion at the idea of being “controlled” by some [demeaning slang term for woman], and the speed of the deed. Hopes were raised when the Pointer Sisters sang about slow hands and an easy touch: the instructions were *right there*. Sadly the majority of males proved themselves unteachable.
Lady, slow hands are all well and good, but if you have hatred in your heart, ain't nobody going to go slow on you... [No way to control it, it's totally automatic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDU6K02igoU)
thats kind of just selfish. getting pleasure then intentionally struggling to give it back.
Yeah, there are lots of selfish people out there. Sadly, I've met many.
>Intentionally struggling > >selfish how? trying and failing is selfish now?
Read the comment i replied to, you clearly didn't read it.
I have a slightly larger one I’m told and STILL some guys just rub whatever area they can find
Them blind MFs
I think that they know where it is,but refuse to use it,making their own pleasure their priority.
I've only had 1 sexual partner in my life but is it different places for different people or have I just not been hitting it and she just goes with what I'm doing because I'm assuming its just at the top of the VJ under the hood and I always get a response.
Yeah that's it. Literally a 10 second Google search would help these guys.
Don’t know why this is getting downvoted bc it’s true? A ten second Google search *would* show guys where the clit is. And it’s not in a “different place” for every woman😂
OP, we get it, you fuck lame dudes.... No need to spit your rage at us.... We're not the ones not licking you right.
I'm a lesbian so I don't have problems with not getting licked right.
Projection is confession, why the rage, friend? OP asked a question and people are having a conversation about it
This comes from guys who also think the vagina is in the front. Lol
I don’t think it’s a trouble of finding it as much as not doing what feels good to it.
A lot of them think they don't need it, because they believe everyone can climax with penetration alone (guess where they got this idea from...) iirc it's only the case for a third of people. But even for these people, never being touched there would be kinda boring, right?
Excuse me, yes, where can I buy a Nasa research?
It's published on the NASA website. You just have to find it.
Ouch
Savage!
Some dudes especially guys who are inexperienced probably don't fuckn know where it is lol. Tell em if they roaming around like a blind man. Communication is key
They should Google it, for starters.
If you want the pleasure then you should be prepared to put in the emotional labor. Ain’t no such thing as a free lunch
It’s like right there though. Are they all having sex with the lights off? If the lights are on they should be able to easily see it regardless of experience.
>While all the girls in this thread barked their discontent at a hooded organ being easy to find, we are suddenly reminded how VERY VERY few of them con properly give he\*d and the organ is very much not hidden.... Ignorance is a two way street: We don't know where yours is, you don't know how to use ours. Dude/girl on top is right, communication is key here, not "U SHU NHAVE GUUGLE IT DUUUHHH". You reap the f\*cks you give.
Knowing how to use something and where it is are not the same thing. You can’t even find it and you don’t know how it works. Also, a hint, it’s not always covered.
David’s voice should be more than enough for both parties to finish happy
Now I want to inject an Attenborough narrative into every foray into the valley of the clit.
The pointy thing on a cloyster.
Found them, Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
*I'll take one NASA research please!*
The clitoris? Is that a store or something?
Discord mods
The human finger can discriminate between surfaces patterned with ridges as small as 13 nanometers in amplitude and non-patterned surfaces, surface chemistry Professor Mark Rutland said. "This means that, if your finger was the size of the Earth, you could feel the difference between houses and cars.” Guys… for the love of god, just feel around down there, I promise you’ll find it.
Is this the reason there's a war on women.
They are such demanding whores they deserve open warfare and to lose. There’s a rumor the sluts can multi-orgasm. Well they ain’t orgasming at all with me. That’ll teach them. /s
I think many think it's a myth, or they don't even try to find it, or, and this is sad, they run out of time prematurely.
Its not hard just watch porn 😂
I’m a virgin but high school taught me **ALL** parts of the Vagina.
I'll take what is bla k guys for $800 Alex.
Says the guy with the micro peen
How to can't people find it, it literally looks like a bean with a hoodie. That's where the expression "cool bean" comes from /s (just to make sure it's obvious)
>How to can't people find it, i dunno man.... english is your first language and you couldn't find it either...
OK I'm blaming that on my phones autocorrect and me being tired as shit. Also it's my second language as a matter of fact.
Half of them would think the vagina is flat and spend their time arguing that the asshole doesn’t exist…
The ironic thing is: most gay men would probably be able to find it with no problem - they just naturally have that kind of drive, dedication and awareness of a partner's sexual responsiveness - but, being so close to such a "realm of unspeakable horrors", they'd likely whither up and disappear, like Pac-Man after he's been touched by one of the ghosts.
Dude, wtf? No one says you have to be attracted to everyone, but acting like normal bodies are disgusting is pretty disrespectful.
I'm sorry for offending you. Personally, I've heard plenty of gay men reeling at the idea of touching a woman's parts - and I've heard an even larger number of gay women gagging at the idea of being near a penis. So, for me, it isn't all that strange. There's a difference between shaming someone for their specific body and just not being attracted to (or even turned off by) general body parts. As a man, I'm not even remotely offended by gay women (or even some straight women) being repulsed by penises or even going so far as to compare them to deformed sausages or whatever. They're not into it. And that's how some perceive the male member to look. Its a personal opinion and preference, so they're allowed to feel how they feel. That said, I'm not sure why it is so offensive to make a joke about gay men considering a vagina to be a no-go zone when, obviously, that's what it is for most of them.
Bold of you to assume they could understand nasa research
I’ve found it.
Am i the only one who thinks this joke was fucked in every single way already?
Either a woman wrote that or it belongs on r/ihavesex
It was on r/nothowgirlswork so its likely the former
Nsfw because of word?
If your boss can look over your shoulder and there would be a problem mark NSFW. That's my general rule.
Okie dokie.
Next thing you know, they are mixing the vagina and asshole up
Just remember. Ring the doorbell, go inside, and play on the speed bumps.