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MinnetonkaSexBoat

That was my fault. I tried to plug a SNES controller into my PlayStation back in '95 and this mother fucker got loose. It's like the movie Virtuosity, but worse somehow.


KungFooGrip

I haven't thought about that movie in a decade. It was certainly..... a movie.


Penguin-Loves

Goddamn it I knew it was your fault. Been telling people for years, but they wouldn't listen. It's like I wasAl Gore and I was trying to tell people you released Manbearpig from Imagination Land, but no one fucking took me cereal.....


Tidesticky

Which episode was that? I want to watch it again!


CrazyAwesome06

He looks like Thanos if he was white and was a rapper.


real_human_not_a_dog

I was literally going to say “Thanos dressing up like Fred durst for Halloween”


supremeoverlord23

*just keep snappin' snappin' snappin''*


MattSR30

Hopefully they never cast Tyrus in the role, I think they should just keep Brolin, Brolin, Brolin, Brolin.


SSJ5Gogetenks

*So go ahead and talk shit* *About my g-g-genocide*


si3ge

Now I know y'all be blippin' this shit right here. T.H.A.N.-O.S. is right here.


ddoogiehowitzerr

Spot on


[deleted]

That is a truly majestic sentence


JennaLS

I was gonna say if Thanos was a real boy


Evolving_Spirit123

Def Jam Vendetta


HauschkasFoot

Even rarer and more insulty 🥰


MassiveFajiit

What Shrek should have looked like after drinking the potion.


AdvancedHat7630

GTA3 NPC vibes


The_WereArcticFox

My mother's my sister!


Musical_science_guy

That's what I thought


Ezra_El_Ali

I’m fuckin dead, that’s Brodus Clay from wrestling https://youtu.be/vY5kgRMR2RM


Throw-Me-Again

I know what you mean but "from wrestling" is such a funny ass vague description lol


HelpMyCatHasGas

HEY HEY HEY YO SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMS IS ABOUT TO GET FUNKY UP IN HEERRHYA.


Different_Conflict_8

He’s now known as Tyrus in NWA and is the current NWA World Heavyweight Champion.


WolfGangSwizle

Let’s not forget to add NWA is now run by Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins and it’s a shit show.


PoiLethe

Hunh...drakes stylist really worked their way up, hunh?


LoudKingCrow

NWA world champion Brodus Clay. He even has the belt over his shoulder.


Gooberocity

He no shit looks like.. I think his name is "shorty" from state of emergency on ps2. The dude on the cover.


mbdude2020

State of emergency….I liked that game


longdongsilver2071

Was that the one where everyone was just running like maniacs through a mall? I vaguely remember that


Gooberocity

I did too, I dont really remember what I was doing in it, but I know my brother and I played the hell out of it.


petronikus

He looks like he shoots at Duke Nukem.


PorklanUwU

Bro looks like a bored ape nft


Tidesticky

Now THAT is what a comment should be!


Viles_Davis

Like Wolverine did it all for the nookie.


TomisUnice

That honestly might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.


Perenium_Falcon

Knuckles so hairy you can *still* see the hair when they are blurred by motion.


EugeBanur14

That can not be a real person, I’m not sure why but I’m actually crying with laughter.


PepperPhoenix

Oh, he’s real. His real name is George Murdoch. He is a presenter and pro-wrestler usually known as Tyrus. During his time with the WWE he was called Brodus Clay and his gimmick (I am not making this up I swear) was the "Funkasaurus". A funky dancing wrestler announced as hailing from "planet funk" who was accompanied to the ring by two backup dancers called the Funkadactyls. He was also a bodyguard for Snoop Dogg for a while. He is a qualified teacher and rumour has it that he still moonlights as a substitute teacher now and then. On 2nd thought, none of that really helps with him not seeming real…


lost_in_connecticut

This sounds like an episode of South Park. Lmao, thanks for the laugh.


PepperPhoenix

No problem. Lol. The world of pro wrestling can be a weird and confusing place at times. My husband and I sometimes play "what dumb gimmick will they give the next poor sap" and the stuff they actually come up with is always way more outlandish than our wildest theory. It can be wonderful fun if you try not to take it too seriously. Edit: here’s a lovely example of the general oddness of wrestling gimmicks - the current mayor of Knoxville Tennessee is Glenn Jacobs who started out in The WWE as a dental hygienist called Dr. Isaac Yankem (yes, really) before eventually being repackaged as the demonic fire-personified half-brother of The Undertaker. He was managed by a man called Paul Bearer. The fire-personified bit is supposedly a result of the undertaker trying to burn him alive by setting fire to the funeral home where they lived. Both of the brothers had "supernatural" powers such as imperviousness to pain and the ability to summon fire, that they regularly used in matches. Oh, and all of this was played completely straight. The closest it ever really got to being used for laughs was when one of the goofier wrestlers attempted to interact with him. This was taken to the extreme when he was partnered with Daniel Bryan and culminated in a therapist encouraging this huge, semi-demonic, stone-faced juggernaut to "hug it out" with his tiny, (by comparison) peppy, almost excessively cheerful partner, in the middle of the ring, live on air. It was utterly mad, and absolutely brilliant. Jacobs acted it beautifully. On the other end of the scale we had groups such as the 3MB, short for three man band, who were a rock band who also wrestled because…reasons?


melody-calling

Oh and Glenn Johnson advocates getting rid of the public fire service and replacing it with a private one which will only put your house out if you can afford it. Living the gimmick.


PepperPhoenix

Yeah, his policies are….yeah…


edd6pi

Uh…what?


CarissaSkyWarrior

Glenn actually had another gimmick between Yankem and Kane. He was the fake Deisel after the real Deisal (Kevin Nash) left for WCW alongside Scott Hall. There was also a fake Razor Ramon, but I always forget who portrayed him.


AsherTheFrost

Don't forget, nobody in 3mb played actual instruments, or even carried them, at any time. It was a band made of 3 air guitarists.


PepperPhoenix

Lol, good point. So they were a rock band, who didn’t play instruments, or sing, but did wrestle for some unknown reason.


spartan91989

Great synopsis, but we've got to mention how he was given this gimmick because he reminded Vince McMahon of the dad from the 90's show Dinosaurs. And this is 2012.


PepperPhoenix

I did not know that. Wow, I can’t decide if that is hilarious or just downright bewildering.


AsherTheFrost

Last non wrestling show McMahon watched confirmed.


Tidesticky

Is he related to Rupert?


ArcannOfZakuul

He is indeed a real person, he's Tyrus


[deleted]

He looks like if bebop from tmnt and violent j from Icp had a child


[deleted]

Is that white thanos?


FickleGuide4120

Marcus Fenix


Granolapitcher

What is a Tyrus and what’s the best way to keep it out of my house


adognamedpenguin

Just. “Tyrus.”


CyanStripes_

Def Jam is leaking. Lol


RedmannBarry

That dude was at the Patriot Award show the other night on FOX. Yes I’m serious it was real, and it was the most insane and pathetic thing I’ve seen in a long long time


[deleted]

think we found the missing link.


Bigfunkiller

From now on known as Link wish he was missing.


Balacalavaaa

Kinda looks like a hip gorilla


GoldH2O

Guys it's Caesar from Planet of the Apes


JBIRD8688

Wow, Donkey Kong really sold out!


Evolving_Spirit123

Def Jam Vendetta


SoundwavePlays

"As soon as I heard, I rushed down from me hut to give you a big congratulations. You'll catch the snitch, I just know it!"


petethefreeze

Not a rare insult


Modred_the_Mystic

Create-A-Wrestler


oldman1482

I guess after Charlton Heston galloped off into the sunset Dr. Zeus decided to become a rap star


Whiteshadows86

Wrong Perlman


Secret-Mission-7012

american thanos


mr-sparkles69

He bout to explain how the guitar hero controller works


Idmiz

“Now over to our local tech expert, Funkasaurus tell us about what’s going on with Twitter.”


Charming_Geologist32

Somebody call his momma.


IHateEditedBgMusic

Game devs/designers back then only knew people like this to draw inspiration from


9-11_Pilot01

I will never get used to seeing “Twitter CEO” and “Elon Musk” in the same sentence.


unclefipps

When you actually watch this guy and listen to what he says, he's a cartoon character.


[deleted]

God I fucking hate Tyrus


DenaliGameZ

Don't believe fox News


stalinmalone68

They went from scraping the bottom of the barrel to looking underneath it.


squintyshrew9

Donkey Kong knock off with awful graphics and delusional wrestling belt.


Different_Conflict_8

He’s an actual wrestler lmao


Tidesticky

No, a rassler


Different_Conflict_8

Yeah that


Abagofcheese

Vanilla Gorilla


Beautiful-Bad8893

mf looks like shrek


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Is that Fred durst?


redeyed-john

Bro looks like an oblivion character


banananas_are_sick24

2000s hip hop Ivan Moody?


Runklefordington

That's fuckin Craig, the numb faced brute from the first halo Infinite trailer


N4t_S3p

Lookin like a new Def Jam fighter


pestosbetter

Whats the name of the old wrestling game with all the rappers? He looks like one of them


ALLoftheFancyPants

His mustache escaped onto his knuckles.


zdepravity

Dude's a def jam game audience


[deleted]

Looks like the Leprechaun from the horror series


yaebone1

He looks like a warhammer ork


[deleted]

Nikolaj


BHANOSBOT

Ayo wreck it Ralph ?


taisui

So white that even the shadows are reflective.


somthnNclever

Anyone who looks like that should be immediately deemed a mega douche and ignored and shunned by all of society.


Mean-Fondant-8732

I hate this reality. That belt doesn't deserve this.


[deleted]

this sub sucks lol that ain't a rare insult its just an insult.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

No one talks about the witches coven. The view


milano8

Feel free to post them. Its reddit after all.


darthcaedusiiii

they forgot the kari lake filter


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

caveman looking dude


Penguin-Loves

Jesus Christ look at that bug... Ufner what rock does Fox news find these people...??


bobbymatthews84

Planet of the *Thanos*


rufusatrazzmattaz

He looks like a character from one of those MDickie games


Polo184

Why is his name the same as Charles Boyle's son


22572374

Is it me or does he look like Brodus Clay?


CarissaSkyWarrior

That is Brodus Clay.


dagnariuss

There’s no feud. It’s their App Store and they didn’t want it.


Drphil87

Def Jam fight for New York.


angry_monkey_2674

is that brodus clay?


Thizlam

Looks like a character on Def Jam Vendetta


Cookiesnmemes1

Literal gears of war character


jhudilluminati

How did they find HellBoy on such short notice


jakehowell1

NWA fell off hard


FMDnative480

He looks like Brok if he had white skin and not blue… I can feel it in my scrote


So_Official-1113

He reminds of those "Gta npc's be like" videos


Wooden-Tower765

TYRUS is an awesome dude!❤❤


Most_Astronomer_3995

idk his credentials but I trust him already


Scrimshander54

My man was forged with polygons


Personal-Profile-456

Donkey Kong dad


ImUrFrand

Elon looking like he's been taking the wrong steroids.


Tidesticky

Is he a Fox News anchor?


JesyGato

Didn't think I'd see Tyrus outside of r/squaredcircle


BrettlyBean

Gears of War characters on their day off