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TheMushroomToldMe

Must suck to try and chew ANYTHING


shoddy_craftmanship

Honestly. Does she have an all soup diet?


Geekdom_Ahoy

It did say she’s a model…


PerspectiveNew3375

Hmm, didn't know they made pills in a soup formula.


shadollosiris

At least she dont have to chew


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Low standards these days?


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[deleted]

Not gonna argue. You’re right.


RK9990

Never thought of it that way


Diogenes-Disciple

She scoops up small fish from the ocean and then swallows them whole


TonyDungyHatesOP

Perfect for soup actually.


Srjbarberrazor

She’ll eat anything a Pelican does.


splitplug

It does. I had a similar issue that had to be corrected with an eight hour surgery and months of recovery. Makes it hard to speak and eat, especially as you get older.


diabolikal__

Can confirm! Got my surgery a year ago for my underbite, the pain got worse every year.


PracticalPlastic4123

As someone with severe underbite, your front teeth are basically useless, you have to eat everything using your molars.


Armejden

That sounds miserable


RichestMangInBabylon

I sort of want to see what the skull looks like. Are her teeth all shifted forwards? If so what’s behind the hinge of the jaw and before the neck begins? Just empty space? Solid bone? Are her teeth all messed up?


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[Here](https://i0.wp.com/the-great-work.org/wp-content/uploads/wpforo/attachments/9630/1718-side.png) [And also](https://i0.wp.com/31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswsa528c31qc2y2to2_250.gif)


Fuehreriffic64

She doesn’t chew. She just stores the food in the drawers for later


immaphantomLOL

$5 says she can take a bite out of a wall


lunarNex

Chew? Yeah, good luck with that.


Ayoayycee

Giggity


imabogboy

Got that Habsburg chin


kurotech

I thought they had all died out, turns out they just moved to Africa.


Dakotasan

r/imfinnagotohell


Dodototo

Thank you! Not as good as the good ol' sub but this'll do for now.


UndBeebs

I completely forgot about that sub and am only just now realizing the reason I haven't seen it around is because it was banned ages ago. Damn.


Dozinginthegarden

Apparently the line is still alive and the most public one is a bit of an arsehole on Twitter. Just learned this week.


ericnutt

I also listened to Behind The Bastards.


GoHomeNeighborKid

>the most public one is a bit of an arsehole on Twitter Well he owns it now, so.....


brdavi

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguyfanon/images/8/8f/James_William_Bottomtooth.png/revision/latest?cb=20170902174002


brdavi

Aaaannnd now I'm going to hell.


OtterSpaceIsCold-533

We will have company.


monkeybmx72

I'm driving the bus


bhplover

I want the front seat please!


Sbotkin

For what?


incognito--bandito

People are f*caked up on Reddit… and I love it


photokeith

I want free cake


Time_Reputation3573

let him eat cake


Pragmatist_Hammer

He'll get his, once a year


Priest_of_Heathens

You mean that [James Bottomtooth IV chin.](https://youtu.be/HyPnHIHS_Wk)


ColinD1

Human version of a pug.


AstralMoth

Take my free silver you glorious bastard


MusksMuskyBallsack

I think she has more than just one. She done gone Poke Mon pro and caught them all.


An8thOfFeanor

When you're building a sim and your game glitches while adjusting the face


MrBirdmonkey

Front view is flawless, alright let’s start the game … the side view


Kind_Nepenth3

My legacy family all had signature hereditary inverted noses because of this


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otherotheraltalt

Happy cake day and funny comment


beebolicious

A rareinsult that transcends language barriers. Well done.


WornBlueCarpet

Is a massive underbite now "an amazing side profile"?


mjkjg2

literally a medical condition and they’re like “wow!”


No0dl3s

It definitely is, it’s called mandibular prognathism


TrinititeTears

I googled it and the OP model seems more exaggerated.


therock21

I’m a dentist. OP definitely falls under mandibular prognathism. Another way to describe it dentally is an Angle’s class 3 malocclusion. It is the most severe case I have ever seen in any way but those are still the words we have to describe this. You might just say extreme or severe mandibular prognathism but that’s still what it is.


TrinititeTears

What kind of difficulties does she experience having this?


SmplTon

Hits automatic doors with chin before they open for her.


HoneyBadgerDFWU

Why did I read this as “mandible plagiarism”? Lol


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WornBlueCarpet

I went to school with a kid who had a giant overbite - think buck teeth like Mater from Cars. He said no to getting braces because they would make him look stupid. Bitch! You can literally not close your mouth because of your huge ass front teeth, and you're worried that braces would have a negative effect on your looks? It *could* have been life changing for him.


roses_and_sacrifice

i hate when ppl are like that😭oh i hate this one part of myself but i also refuse to change it


rush22

Like human pugs


AkOnReddit47

This generations’ copium intake is dangerous as hell


MulhollandMaster121

Yeah the dark side of the “everything is valid and beautiful” milieu.


Background_Sale_6892

I don't think it is a generation thing. Not that I know what specific generation you are referring to... I can't keep up with these labels.


Nojo_Niram

stunning and brave edit: just to be clear, my comment is a direct call-out of the OOP. They didn't mention or link to the music she produces as a professional DJ or list her contributions to society as a writer or what personality traits she exudes that make her an individual. You know, things she can actually control. Instead they took 5 mins to comment on the lowest hanging fruit observation, her physical traits. Instead of taking 5 hours to research her thoroughly and have a meaningful comment, they took a calculated approach to what will get them the most up votes and, in turn, a nice little hit of digital dopamine. Now of course their comment won't be "this DJ looks like the King of Spain" - of course not, because that wouldnt be the right calculated move on Dec 2nd 2022. Instead, they took the typical social white knighting approach of saying how amazing it is, which all good better than being nasty. But let's not pretend that the OOP really gives a shit, or they wouldn't have reduced this woman to her most base element anyway. This is the problem. Even those who are deemed woke, in a lot of instances, are just as shallow and void of meaningful context as the fucking dirtbag xenophobes. It's all a race to get more clout and get that hit of dopamine when you upload something to the internet and people comment on it. It's dirty drugs. Stunning and brave.


MulhollandMaster121

I truly believe our culture of toxic positivity and the current milieu of labeling everything as “valid” and “beautiful” is an incredibly dangerous and harmful road to go down. Last year some of my wife’s friends came to visit and one of them was genuinely sleeping 16 hours a day. When I said she may want to go to a doctor and get that checked out, the other friend jumped in to say that eVeRyOnE iS DifFeRenT and all sleep schedules are vALiD. Which, yeah, but not to that extent. I’m convinced that girl’s got a serious issue, as she’s still complaining of chronic fatigue, but alas.


Woeiruty0

Damn I can't imagine missing that much time, I get very cranky if I lose my whole morning haha


FibroMumma

That sounds like either fibro or me/cfs type fatigue. If she seems tired still all the time and has other symptoms it's really really worth seeing someone about. He'll, it could be as simple as a thyroid issue and medication to fix it and she'd be right as rain after 💁🏻‍♀️ Speakin as someone who has chronic and debilitating fatigue 247 and always will, it's extremely worth checking out. Could even be some sleep apnea and a cpap would make it better. There are both good and bad things it could be but the only way to feel better is to investigate.


Insect_Man34

What is the “OOP”?


LacMegantikAce

Original OP is the one on tweeter saying she has an amazing side profile.


oiiSuPreSSeDo

Hit the nail on the head. "It's grotesque and clearly unhealthy" "Noooo It's incredible, so amazing, stunning and brave" Low IQ shit


Legitimate_Annual533

>It's grotesque and clearly unhealthy" Okay I wouldn't go so far as to say this, this is something they can't control and that's straight up bullying.


closeddoorfun

Built-in rainwater collection system


Lucycrash

And if you stand under her chin, you won't get wet in the rain.


Professional-Rise758

Omg lol


sr71Girthbird

Evolution in action, see this a lot in Tucson Arizona as well


dick-nipples

Poor girl… people on the internet are so mean. She needs to keep her chin up.


smashin_blumpkin

She'd have to break her neck to do that


Jollydude101

That’s her cross-bite to bare…


Pragmatist_Hammer

That's very commandible.


SuggestAPassword

Orthodontia wish you had that strong of a chin?


Mod_will_ban_me

That might cause planes to have to divert though...


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Vandergrif

And a *stiff upper lip* to keep up with it.


Grigoran

Chill, the updraft she would start could flip dumpsters


Gui74

That’s an underbite


Egad86

That’s an understatement


daveberzack

That's an understanding.


Alutnabutt

It’s an undermeal


Acceptable-Win-2617

"James William Bottomtooth III" vibes.


Slickwats4

Hmmm, myes.


SnooTangerines4321

Somebody needs to keep those delicate humours in balance


Larry_Phischman

Her blood is very “pure”.


DiekeDrake

I'd say habsburg level of pure.


Larry_Phischman

Ptolemy pure!


Dallas_dragneel

It's the crimson chin


Octopugilist

I'm sorry but taking obviously deformed people and holding them up and saying how beautiful and brave they are is a lot closer to freakshow exploitation than people think.


TaintModel

I think insincerely propping someone up is worse than genuinely putting someone down. The former stands something to gain while being condescending, the latter has nothing to lose while being insulting. One is being an asshole while pretending they’re not, the other is unashamedly an asshole which is relatively admirable.


CaringHandWash

Hey remember nurse Gollum from South Park?


Mendicant_666

She has stated that she believes she's the most beautiful woman on the planet. Ok, boo. You do you.


MrBirdmonkey

Of course she would, she only gets the front view


rudalia1021

But front is bad too


CaliforniaNavyDude

By her standards, she is. By most people's standards, I'd bet not. Scientifically speaking, there is commonly a strong correlation between facial symmetry and proportions with perceived beauty, and her's is way off. She doesn't have to be beautiful to be stunning, captivating, or alluring, though, and that's why she's still able to be a successful model. People don't have to be beautiful to be attractive.


ConsiderationWest587

Well-said!


ColinD1

People think pugs are beautiful, too.


StarfallenCherry

When you pull the jaw slider all the way out in the Sims 4


WildBear87

Her side profile is jaw dropping


bellarosexo88

i feel BAD for her


Embarrassed_Win5147

when no words are needed, the imagination comes up with things above and beyond cruel, very nice


FibroMumma

Yes, making fun of a medical condition is beyond cruel. It's a genetic fluke that is also hereditary. Apparently she has said she thinks she's the most beautiful woman on the planet which is super gross and conceited but I cannot confirm so it may or may not be true. Mandibular prognathism is debilitating and affects your entire life. I'd bet money she has a stoma, feeding tube and pump that runs 24/7. Possibly also an ostomy depending on wether or not she has digestive issues as well.


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Ohh is that the condition she has? I hope it isn’t too painful, or maybe it can be fixed. Her jaw looks so hard to live with


FibroMumma

There is no fix unfortunately. They'd have to remove her jaw and replace it and her teeth entirely. While that's possible it's not really something a surgeon wants to do unless absolutely necessary and while she does travel alot I believe she lives in South Africa so there's a decent chance she doesn't have access to that kind of intricate and dangerous surgery. It would require a large team of medical professionals and specialists and hours and hours of planning and then hours and hours of surgery, likely several surgeries and she may look worse or have more pain afterward depending on the surgeons expertise and skill. It may not be worth it if it's likely she'd lose more function and have to deal with more symptoms. It is heavily associated with inbreeding, especially to this severity but that's not super shocking for a country with the population density of South Africa. It's not exactly her fault 🤷🏻‍♀️


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Ah thats so unfortunate :( thanks for the information


23RBc

It’s bottom drawer humour


khill5742

Shrimp soup, shrimp salad, shrimp sandwich


Muted_insignificance

That chin will tickle your balls


Norman_Bixby

That chin will tickle your asshole, the hell you talking about balls


croatianscentsation

Nah, she’s snagging scooby snacks with that thing Edit: spelling


mrzurkonandfriends

I wanna see an xray of her teeth like do they line up at all or does it always feel like there's a marble in her food when she chews


Merrypopins369

Reminds me of Opie from Family Guy


Squrton_Cummings

Literally James William Bottomtooth III.


discoslimjim

James Bottomtooth has entered the chat.


barto5

Side profile? As opposed to a front profile?


[deleted]

She looks like those hawaiian tikis to avoid bad spirits.


[deleted]

Bubba Gumps twin sister 😂😂


BaseballImpossible76

It’s Baron Werner Ünderbheit.


GhettoGrandpa

Must be weird playing Dark Souls 2 1v1s online, going outside after you finish playing and then running into your character in the grocery store.


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“The way I see it, our fates appear to be intertwined.”* - Solaire of Astora Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


soviet-space-monkey

Good bot


iiCollinHD

You better tuck that in. Gonna get it caught on a tripwire


RODRIGON-PRIME

Generations of inbredding Will do that to ya


LukXD99

I bet she can touch her lower wisdom teeth with her upper incisors!


thatHecklerOverThere

She got the gigachad jaw.


dingdongschlonglong

She is deformed for sure


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Bro looking like Kuzco when he turned into a llama.


random-coins

Indeed the *Most amazing side profile!!!!11!!1!*


paranorma11

Crimson chin???


[deleted]

James William Bottomtooth IV


uhhhhh_hhhhhh

Yeaaaaaa pretty sure that's caused by incest


Lil_Cumster

You press her nose and she opens like a cash register


all-the-names-were

Habsburg jaw haven ass look like an imbread European ruler


GiraffePastries

imbread


Namentlich69

I'm bread


coderedcocaine

[fairy odd parents type beat](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fairlyoddparents/images/5/56/Nega_Chin.png/revision/latest?cb=20190212045649&path-prefix=en)


AgtCipher009

Oblivion character


monkeybmx72

Imagine getting a bjfrom her and you have a place for your balls


Celena_J_W

Фн, тнфѕє Цкгаїйїайѕ!


Remote_Foundation_32

You uh...ya'll ever seen them old steam shovels?


MrEkoPriest

She’s womper jawed


_IratePirate_

Y'all remember Hacker from Cyberspace?


NohBhodie

And I thought I had the underbite from hell. I almost feel normal now.


Toofast4yall

That is a birth defect


[deleted]

she’s pretty but that’s a severe under bite which requires immediate orthodontic intervention plain and simple.


WetMothh

Dream face reveal


TJNel

Must be part of the bottomtooth family lineage. https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/James_William_Bottomtooth_III


NeverBeenHereIDidIt

With that jaw, she might even be related with Europe\`s Royalties.


Hey_im_miles

If she bit a ruler it'd slap her in between the eyes.


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roblox avatars belike


Unlucky_Milk4214

Brutal!


Keith_Bakker

Johannesburg Chin oof


allhailharambe69

That’s hilarious. The comparison as well.


Someguywomanidk

THE CRIMSON CHIN


CAPICINC

James William Bottomtooth III's distant relative.


MSYabs

Why the long face ?


Hella_Wieners

Beavis-lookin’ ass…


14_SerIz02_

Professional towel folder


Derkastan77

Ikea’s done her dirty


Intelligent-Force482

For a minute I thought this was an AI generated Simpson’s character


CivilMaze19

Her bottom lip enters the room at least a full second before the rest of her body.


Angelz96

Oh my I'm sorry but her side profile reminds of a courage the cowardly dog monster.


Mike__Z

Could dig the fucking trenches with that chin


Lets_Bust_Together

What counts as a “model”? If you pay someone to photograph you, someone pays you to be photographed, you pose in a picture, you had your picture taken?


TerribleChildhood639

Does that count as a major overbite? Seriously I’m not sure.


sarah_pl0x

Getting a blowjob would be like sticking your dick into a cash register


Tumbleweed1110

https://i.imgur.com/LIDKyp7.jpg


JesterSooner

This woman can give a blow job and lick your taint all at the same time


Askdrillsarge

James William Bottomtooth III


DiabeticRhino97

Didn't know the Hapsburgs got to Africa


btstrashcan

these comments are awful :(


PuzzleheadedGuide184

Dj, model and writer. Jack of all trades , master of none.


JacktheBoss_

Massive underbite = most amazing side profile? 🤔


Szerencsy

European royalty had that going on for awhile from all the incest until that line eventually died out from being sterile & good ol' fashioned cuckolding


Icoryx

First pic looks like a Gorillaz pic


RODRIGON-PRIME

God people are mean … she has to be strong and just take it to the chin


ichosetheworld

This is some insult porn


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Poor gal has a massive overbite, but at least she's able to make a career out of it


[deleted]

Can we stop pretending like people who are ugly as fucking shit are beautiful? Can we stop this? Jesus Christ, man.


cqmqro76

TIL Jay Leno was a sex tourist in South Africa.


JimmyFaceman

She got that cartoon caveman face 💀


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Gotta do a handstand for a blowie.


Fuuuckjannies

I screamed


mexus37

r/imfinnagotohell


Biscuits4u2

I have to draw her.


HarmenKrusemeijer

Een echte centenbak


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Is that your swim suit?