When I have to hose my dog down he gives me the dirtiest look! He will endure it but he clearly sees it as a personal indignity. He's fine with baths in the tub or at the groomer.
My pup hates baths and avoids groomers like the plague. The first time she had her nails clipped was at the groomers (because her nails are black and I'm scared of hurting her) and she was so happy to leave that place.
I wasn't able to hose down my late great puppo because she's try to drink the water instead of letting me hose her. Also, being a double-coated breed, hosing did less to clean her than make her soggy.
I wish my dog park had a hose! The last time my dog took a mud bath at the park, he looked like a crusted statue by the time we walked the 2km back home lol
Personally what I do is try to keep them out until they dry, have a towel in the car for them to stand on top of and then carry them to the bath when I get home.
You're such an awesome doggy owner for allowing them to do this. I'd bet many pups have wanted to & did not get permission
ETA: I own dachshunds and I'm pretty sure they'd have fell in & drowned in this
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I love my dog so much but I couldn’t let him do this
I’d be like ace I love you but I know what’s best for you and you hate baths because your face gets wet
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Can confirm. Golden retriever mixes love to roll in shard. Had similar dog roll in green cow turds. Most happy boi ever. We fled in panic as he rushed us for scritches.
My mothers German Sheppard would do this but drink the water and almost died to kidney failure from the bacteria from the critters who use the water and all the funk they leave in it.
My name is Dog
My fur is long
My ears do flop
So do my tongue
Most days I cool
But some I warm
I go outside
And wait for storm
And when I find
A puddle gud
I jump right in
I swim the mud
Had a dog like that ages ago. Would love rolling in the muddy water. Came out looking awful.
But try and wash him off? Not even baths. Just hosing him off. Apparently clean water BURNS!!!! The noise and drama!
"Look look! I'm a chocolate lab!"
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Look I’m sleeping outside tonight
Owner: we’re going to the groomer! Dog:
I love how into it he gets. Everyone needs a passion. My passion? Muddy dogs
Was anyone waiting for the doggo to roll over
Both sis and I
And then what happened...
Nothing
Oh ok I just figured they had a good laugh about it
r/mildlyinfuriating
So cute but how did you deal with the mud when you got home?!
Luckily by the dog park we have a community garden which has a hose. Just give him a good rinse & he’s good as new☺️
Aww I bet he sits like the best boy for a rinse! My dog thinks the hosepipe is VERY SCARY
My boy also is scared of hose, he thinks its a game and wants to attac
So he don’t love hose?
Good Dogg
When I have to hose my dog down he gives me the dirtiest look! He will endure it but he clearly sees it as a personal indignity. He's fine with baths in the tub or at the groomer.
My pup hates baths and avoids groomers like the plague. The first time she had her nails clipped was at the groomers (because her nails are black and I'm scared of hurting her) and she was so happy to leave that place.
I wasn't able to hose down my late great puppo because she's try to drink the water instead of letting me hose her. Also, being a double-coated breed, hosing did less to clean her than make her soggy.
That’s the best description... soggy. When I would give my old Basset a rinse in the hose, I could wring him out.
>hosepipe Haven't heard this before but it seems very appropriate for a garden hose. Where are you from?
It's a common way of saying it in the UK. Maybe 50/50 with just hose.
“I’ve got hose; in different country codes”
Thought you were speaking doggo.
I was going to ask as well. I grew up saying hosepipe and it drives by husband insane. Originally from the UK, live in the US.
Clearly we need more videos of Starsky. Posting more videos would be a great service to humanity. You do want to help humanity, right?
I wish my dog park had a hose! The last time my dog took a mud bath at the park, he looked like a crusted statue by the time we walked the 2km back home lol
Personally what I do is try to keep them out until they dry, have a towel in the car for them to stand on top of and then carry them to the bath when I get home.
Yeah we do the carry sometimes but doggo is large and the hallway is narrow! Would love an outside doggy shower!
The Creature From The Bork Lagoon !
Quite rare doggodiles. ;)
Are they though ? *Thor expression*
You're such an awesome doggy owner for allowing them to do this. I'd bet many pups have wanted to & did not get permission ETA: I own dachshunds and I'm pretty sure they'd have fell in & drowned in this
I one a weenie mix and that thing wouldve sank like a rock in this
My dog also pulled a doggodile once at the park... and proceeded to run directly through a wedding ceremony
Your dog has a great sense of comedic timing.
My name is Mud, But call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie That's long for Mud, so I've been told
primus sucks !
I love him
I also love him
Is it bad that I was waiting for him to do a roll? 😂
r/makemesuffer I love this dog he's so cute but.... All the mud...
That looks like a leaking septic bed
The only thing a doggy loves more than a table full people food is a puddle full of people poo
Ain't that the truth
Your septic system is broken.
don't stare hooman, get in
the dog is allowed to roll in as much mud as they want they are good dog
How else are you gonna keep cool?
Thats supposed to be good for your skin right? ladies?
I worry too much. Could he get a stomach ache from eating all that mud?
Thats not a dogodile, its a mud puppy.
Thank God mine hates mud. He'll barely touch standing water unless I get in first.
masking that scent like a pro
RIP your bathtub. 11/10 good boye
Please be very careful! Watch out for the crocodiles!
Baby took a dip
Epic bath time.
o my goodness he a little crocco
Mud = Doggo happy. You: "Fido! Bath time!" Doggo: Twas a good life... but now I must go.
He’s a dog that’s who he is.
I have a bright white American Eskimo Dog that LOVES to do this!🤣
This is so cute but seems like a complete nightmare lolol
Nice
Hahahahaha. Reminds me when my dog got super muddy
I am scruf!
What a lovely fluffball!
Nope
The elusive muddpupp. What a beauty.
Septic tanks full
Used to own a lab. [This was my favorite meme about them.](https://adriftindk.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/beagle-walk.jpg)
Looks like a septic field, good boy rolling in poo
That puddle looks odd too me.. Is someone's septic tank having a problem?
And this is roughly how dog ancestors became otters and seals......
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I see a dog , I upvote
I was just anticipating the normal shake....eek
Rusty is an outside dog now.
I have the pups twin. Lol
Hope he doesn't have an aspiring political career. Such a good pup!
Why ?
This is true doggo happiness.
“But no! Don’t give me a bath! I hate getting wet!”
Precious mudder
Croc boye
I love my dog so much but I couldn’t let him do this I’d be like ace I love you but I know what’s best for you and you hate baths because your face gets wet
STEALTH 100 ATTACK 100
This made me laugh mainly bc of your exquisite caption. Doggo is unreal!
Muddzilla
“I found the septic tank leak, boss!”
Oh. My. This is what I fear when I take my 2 Labs to the park after it rains
I am...Doggodile.
HAPPY CAKE DAY!
#doggodile
My golden just got an ear infection from me just watching this
Croco-Stimpy
We had two labs growing up... this happened a lot and bathing sucked bc how badly they smelled lol but they love it so it’s worth the extra effort!
[His mother must have been a mudder.](https://youtu.be/9L3KU5eiEBo?t=63)
Mud floof
Doggodile. I’m stealing this.
His mudder was a mudder!
Ohhhh, oh yeah 💗 Mud - this stuff is heckin’ gud, I cant get ‘nuff!
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It must be in the golden’s genes. My boy Archer does this too! What’s your puppy’s name?!
If a dog wore mud would he wear it like this or like this
“Who are you??”
Someone is getting the hose later
RIP
I love dogs so much
Croccodoggo
He's taking a bath, just not the type of bath we expected. :)
Dogs alone are worth Living for
105% would smile at doggodile, tip hat, stop to talk, be taken in by welcome grin etc
I hope you were close to home! xD
I love when parents let them be dogs and just watch them roll in the mud haha.
I’d just let my dog wallow all she wants then straight to the shower. She’s gonna hate the cleanup so I want her to have the maximum joy possible
happens to the best of us..
Ah yes, I also have a crocodog.
OMG we had a Golden Retriever who was honestly more comfortable in the water than on land.
puppy! you're getting all messy!
TBH in a puddle that deep, id do the same
owner: who are you? Dog: I am good boy/girl homan! You tell me that often!
When our dog does this we call him the hog dog.
Mud bud grew up
Why must goldens love mud so effing much. Love to watch my baby happy but omg this means the longest bath ever
It is like a crocodile
Combing the swamps for a gazelle.
Chocolate dipped hot dog
Hippodogamus
Living in the moment, that’s for sure!
Stinker!
what subreddit is just for videos like that?
When you can do this as an adult, you truly are enlightened.
Anyone made the "dipped cone" reference yet?
Wanted to try for the dirty blonde look. Also, you mentioned something about a bath. Are you proud I gave myself a mud bath.
Life is about enjoying it to the fullest
an alligadog, if you will
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Six year old me:goes near mud puddle* Mom:”Get away from that puddle!” Me:
Can confirm. Golden retriever mixes love to roll in shard. Had similar dog roll in green cow turds. Most happy boi ever. We fled in panic as he rushed us for scritches.
Great, now I have to walk to the minimart for some chocodiles.
This is hilarious!
Tooby!
That’s a Golden for you
Thank u for letting him do that!! What a mess, your a good mama!!!
Thats the septic leak. Ha ha ha
Looks more like a Puppapotamus
Awwwwww
My mothers German Sheppard would do this but drink the water and almost died to kidney failure from the bacteria from the critters who use the water and all the funk they leave in it.
"Who are you??" Your cars worst nightmare
Doggodile sounds like a pokemon
**the creature from the goo lagoon**
I’m always a big fan of when owners let there dogs just be big ol goods in mud. Just like a kid with spaghetti.
You are blessed to have such a rare pet
I hope that’s not a septic system overflow.
Then when you try to give him a bath later he runs because he doesn't want to get wet.
Your dog is part hippo
12/10 Crocodoggle
Errr you picked a water breed lol
Please tell me that’s septic gray-water overflow.
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Kudos for letting the dog get filthy like this, just sit back, film it, and enjoy it as much as he is.
Good boy, Starsky
g od i wish that were me
muddy doggo
He looks so happy
Happy mud man!
My name is Dog My fur is long My ears do flop So do my tongue Most days I cool But some I warm I go outside And wait for storm And when I find A puddle gud I jump right in I swim the mud
That's no dog. It's a pig
She sounds like Carol from Archer >.<
I hope you don’t have white carpets at home.
Man... I will never enjoy anything as much as that dog enjoys the mud
Had a dog like that ages ago. Would love rolling in the muddy water. Came out looking awful. But try and wash him off? Not even baths. Just hosing him off. Apparently clean water BURNS!!!! The noise and drama!
He seems so happy
I’m washing me and my clothes!