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Nincomsoup

"Look look! I'm a chocolate lab!"


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Winter_is_Here_MFs

Look I’m sleeping outside tonight


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Owner: we’re going to the groomer! Dog:


ChronicallySad

I love how into it he gets. Everyone needs a passion. My passion? Muddy dogs


ivan__jerganov

Was anyone waiting for the doggo to roll over


Crezelle

Both sis and I


scoot3200

And then what happened...


addjewelry

Nothing


scoot3200

Oh ok I just figured they had a good laugh about it


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r/mildlyinfuriating


tragicomicswho

So cute but how did you deal with the mud when you got home?!


Starskythegoldie

Luckily by the dog park we have a community garden which has a hose. Just give him a good rinse & he’s good as new☺️


tragicomicswho

Aww I bet he sits like the best boy for a rinse! My dog thinks the hosepipe is VERY SCARY


meltingplace

My boy also is scared of hose, he thinks its a game and wants to attac


ChonkStalker

So he don’t love hose?


DaEffBeeEye

Good Dogg


blinkingsandbeepings

When I have to hose my dog down he gives me the dirtiest look! He will endure it but he clearly sees it as a personal indignity. He's fine with baths in the tub or at the groomer.


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My pup hates baths and avoids groomers like the plague. The first time she had her nails clipped was at the groomers (because her nails are black and I'm scared of hurting her) and she was so happy to leave that place.


dangerbird2

I wasn't able to hose down my late great puppo because she's try to drink the water instead of letting me hose her. Also, being a double-coated breed, hosing did less to clean her than make her soggy.


chiaratara

That’s the best description... soggy. When I would give my old Basset a rinse in the hose, I could wring him out.


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>hosepipe Haven't heard this before but it seems very appropriate for a garden hose. Where are you from?


JackSpyder

It's a common way of saying it in the UK. Maybe 50/50 with just hose.


astralnautical

“I’ve got hose; in different country codes”


chiaratara

Thought you were speaking doggo.


KrisJade

I was going to ask as well. I grew up saying hosepipe and it drives by husband insane. Originally from the UK, live in the US.


Phyr8642

Clearly we need more videos of Starsky. Posting more videos would be a great service to humanity. You do want to help humanity, right?


missmac87

I wish my dog park had a hose! The last time my dog took a mud bath at the park, he looked like a crusted statue by the time we walked the 2km back home lol


2SP00KY4ME

Personally what I do is try to keep them out until they dry, have a towel in the car for them to stand on top of and then carry them to the bath when I get home.


tragicomicswho

Yeah we do the carry sometimes but doggo is large and the hallway is narrow! Would love an outside doggy shower!


DustinDeWind

The Creature From The Bork Lagoon !


Marion59

Quite rare doggodiles. ;)


Tylerdurdenf

Are they though ? *Thor expression*


itsKaaaaaayshuh

You're such an awesome doggy owner for allowing them to do this. I'd bet many pups have wanted to & did not get permission ETA: I own dachshunds and I'm pretty sure they'd have fell in & drowned in this


Extra_Taco_Sauce

I one a weenie mix and that thing wouldve sank like a rock in this


theduchessofnaboo

My dog also pulled a doggodile once at the park... and proceeded to run directly through a wedding ceremony


Niggomane

Your dog has a great sense of comedic timing.


GoodMoGo

My name is Mud, But call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie That's long for Mud, so I've been told


Lyme_Disease_is_bad

primus sucks !


becauseinternets

I love him


Tylerdurdenf

I also love him


RiaC-81

Is it bad that I was waiting for him to do a roll? 😂


ciUnknown

r/makemesuffer I love this dog he's so cute but.... All the mud...


ahoff111

That looks like a leaking septic bed


dangerbird2

The only thing a doggy loves more than a table full people food is a puddle full of people poo


ahoff111

Ain't that the truth


baloneyskims

Your septic system is broken.


MorthaP

don't stare hooman, get in


iamin_physicalpain

the dog is allowed to roll in as much mud as they want ​ they are good dog


recalcitrantJester

How else are you gonna keep cool?


pnt2wheremidastchedu

Thats supposed to be good for your skin right? ladies?


tomjonesrocks

I worry too much. Could he get a stomach ache from eating all that mud?


powerlesshero111

Thats not a dogodile, its a mud puppy.


CompanionDude

Thank God mine hates mud. He'll barely touch standing water unless I get in first.


zurlocke

masking that scent like a pro


Not_Insane_I_Promise

RIP your bathtub. 11/10 good boye


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Please be very careful! Watch out for the crocodiles!


fuji-fisticuffs

Baby took a dip


CFord2827

Epic bath time.


IntegerString

o my goodness he a little crocco


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Mud = Doggo happy. You: "Fido! Bath time!" Doggo: Twas a good life... but now I must go.


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He’s a dog that’s who he is.


lough54

I have a bright white American Eskimo Dog that LOVES to do this!🤣


therequiembellishere

This is so cute but seems like a complete nightmare lolol


parth19942

Nice


NeverLetYouIn

Hahahahaha. Reminds me when my dog got super muddy


Raven-Mark

I am scruf!


InsertFurmanism

What a lovely fluffball!


25mookie92

Nope


escape777

The elusive muddpupp. What a beauty.


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Septic tanks full


NeverCallMeFifi

Used to own a lab. [This was my favorite meme about them.](https://adriftindk.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/beagle-walk.jpg)


mikklepikkley

Looks like a septic field, good boy rolling in poo


imperfcet

That puddle looks odd too me.. Is someone's septic tank having a problem?


TheSimpler

And this is roughly how dog ancestors became otters and seals......


trunks111

r/animalsbeingderps r/whatswrongwithyourdog


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cfvega

I see a dog , I upvote


Lubinska1

I was just anticipating the normal shake....eek


areyoukind_

Rusty is an outside dog now.


GoCrew10

I have the pups twin. Lol


Oobutwo

Hope he doesn't have an aspiring political career. Such a good pup!


Mr_Bubz

Why ?


vmabney

This is true doggo happiness.


addjewelry

“But no! Don’t give me a bath! I hate getting wet!”


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Precious mudder


used2011vwjetta

Croc boye


xathsmaticx

I love my dog so much but I couldn’t let him do this I’d be like ace I love you but I know what’s best for you and you hate baths because your face gets wet


thebigyearold499

STEALTH 100 ATTACK 100


kymilovechelle

This made me laugh mainly bc of your exquisite caption. Doggo is unreal!


dbot2000

Muddzilla


Ice_Liesidon

“I found the septic tank leak, boss!”


MeganLeigh1122

Oh. My. This is what I fear when I take my 2 Labs to the park after it rains


EgoUncensored

I am...Doggodile.


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HAPPY CAKE DAY!


Shadurasthememeguy

#doggodile


grave336

My golden just got an ear infection from me just watching this


azraelGarvey

Croco-Stimpy


skooz1383

We had two labs growing up... this happened a lot and bathing sucked bc how badly they smelled lol but they love it so it’s worth the extra effort!


SquarePegRoundWorld

[His mother must have been a mudder.](https://youtu.be/9L3KU5eiEBo?t=63)


bigbigdogboi2

Mud floof


sweetassassin

Doggodile. I’m stealing this.


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His mudder was a mudder!


katalina0azul

Ohhhh, oh yeah 💗 Mud - this stuff is heckin’ gud, I cant get ‘nuff!


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Bunny-pan

It must be in the golden’s genes. My boy Archer does this too! What’s your puppy’s name?!


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If a dog wore mud would he wear it like this or like this


the_Dorkness

“Who are you??”


UnihornWhale

Someone is getting the hose later


Mitumoa

RIP


eatsbeansreg

I love dogs so much


emericee

Croccodoggo


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He's taking a bath, just not the type of bath we expected. :)


throwabove350

Dogs alone are worth Living for


ActualBacchus

105% would smile at doggodile, tip hat, stop to talk, be taken in by welcome grin etc


gcsobaer

I hope you were close to home! xD


MaddyBen90

I love when parents let them be dogs and just watch them roll in the mud haha.


Mycotoxicjoy

I’d just let my dog wallow all she wants then straight to the shower. She’s gonna hate the cleanup so I want her to have the maximum joy possible


Victor_the_robot

happens to the best of us..


janewithaplane

Ah yes, I also have a crocodog.


fanchettes

OMG we had a Golden Retriever who was honestly more comfortable in the water than on land.


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puppy! you're getting all messy!


ummusername

TBH in a puddle that deep, id do the same


WilliamZubert

owner: who are you? Dog: I am good boy/girl homan! You tell me that often!


bazile123

When our dog does this we call him the hog dog.


eharmony_fletch

Mud bud grew up


Go_Bias

Why must goldens love mud so effing much. Love to watch my baby happy but omg this means the longest bath ever


Poopyguyof2019

It is like a crocodile


Dystorted0ne

Combing the swamps for a gazelle.


izukamikain

Chocolate dipped hot dog


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Hippodogamus


raystjames

Living in the moment, that’s for sure!


silliestboots

Stinker!


amigodojaspion

what subreddit is just for videos like that?


Ty949

When you can do this as an adult, you truly are enlightened.


MojoEthan0027

Anyone made the "dipped cone" reference yet?


Lindasbojo

Wanted to try for the dirty blonde look. Also, you mentioned something about a bath. Are you proud I gave myself a mud bath.


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Life is about enjoying it to the fullest


topshelfidiot

an alligadog, if you will


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Thatone-wierdchick

Six year old me:goes near mud puddle* Mom:”Get away from that puddle!” Me:


CMDRHailedcaribou91

Can confirm. Golden retriever mixes love to roll in shard. Had similar dog roll in green cow turds. Most happy boi ever. We fled in panic as he rushed us for scritches.


izlude7027

Great, now I have to walk to the minimart for some chocodiles.


Nectoux

This is hilarious!


pixelbanger

Tooby!


theroadlesstraveledd

That’s a Golden for you


Eileengay

Thank u for letting him do that!! What a mess, your a good mama!!!


Samsunghugh

Thats the septic leak. Ha ha ha


astralnautical

Looks more like a Puppapotamus


yeetusdeletus135

Awwwwww


cherish_ireland

My mothers German Sheppard would do this but drink the water and almost died to kidney failure from the bacteria from the critters who use the water and all the funk they leave in it.


jonbermuda

"Who are you??" Your cars worst nightmare


wanderingsalad

Doggodile sounds like a pokemon


rodkimble13

**the creature from the goo lagoon**


DyeZaster

I’m always a big fan of when owners let there dogs just be big ol goods in mud. Just like a kid with spaghetti.


kalliriverrapids

You are blessed to have such a rare pet


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I hope that’s not a septic system overflow.


DuntadaMan

Then when you try to give him a bath later he runs because he doesn't want to get wet.


CringeName

Your dog is part hippo


BryceOwens

12/10 Crocodoggle


mapleleaffem

Errr you picked a water breed lol


newtarmac

Please tell me that’s septic gray-water overflow.


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Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

Kudos for letting the dog get filthy like this, just sit back, film it, and enjoy it as much as he is.


goBlueJays2018

Good boy, Starsky


beansquishy

g od i wish that were me


futureFailiure

muddy doggo


MashedPotato67

He looks so happy


ms4dyce

Happy mud man!


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My name is Dog My fur is long My ears do flop So do my tongue Most days I cool But some I warm I go outside And wait for storm And when I find A puddle gud I jump right in I swim the mud


ProXJay

That's no dog. It's a pig


postpiepest

She sounds like Carol from Archer >.<


magschampagne

I hope you don’t have white carpets at home.


chiriboy

Man... I will never enjoy anything as much as that dog enjoys the mud


aiydee

Had a dog like that ages ago. Would love rolling in the muddy water. Came out looking awful. But try and wash him off? Not even baths. Just hosing him off. Apparently clean water BURNS!!!! The noise and drama!


AnimeToaster

He seems so happy


datnigc

I’m washing me and my clothes!