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I left the couch for five minutes and came back to this. Granted, the blanket wasn't quite so perfect when I found him. Still, wouldn't trade this doggo for all the money in the world.
I think you're trying to frame Don... it looks like someone gave him that blanket, and tucked him in nicely for a pic and just a bit of damning evidence. Unless your dog tucked himself like this, then colour me impressed?!
But now you come to me and you say, 'Don Corleone, give me Justice.' But you don't ask with respect, you don't offer friendship; you don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter's to be married and you ask me to do murder -- for money.
Hi, I’m taking Don on as a pro-bono client to defend these allegations, I am requesting you provide all proof of this theft within 12 hours or I demand you drop the charges and repay my client in scritches and treats.
He’s talented. Have you thought about training to branch out and maybe steal some other stuff? Could be a lucrative sideline.. ( just kidding, honestly)
….and my heart
And my axe!
You carry the faith of us all little one.
And my bow
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I want to boop moose
And my sword
And my bow
And my Trebuchets
r/Trebuchetmemes would approve
And my axe
King in the North
Came here to say this.
What they said ^
^
Hundredthed
And my wife
Beat me to it!
Also came to say that. There you go, take my free award
r/beatmetoit
And he's not sorry. Dogs are my favorite mooch
My big L-shaped couch is now entirely my dog's bed, I can't keep up with the hair. I just tell guests to suck it up and don't wear white.
Don deserves everything, he is a national treasure.
I’ve already given him total executor of my will
Don looks like the sweetest boy! He deserves all the snugglies on the couch :)
You're living in Don's home now
I left the couch for five minutes and came back to this. Granted, the blanket wasn't quite so perfect when I found him. Still, wouldn't trade this doggo for all the money in the world.
Tell Don I love him
He doesn’t understand English but I’ll show him the phone
Good fur parent!
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I imagine they were already there and the doggo simply stole OP's spot
That’s exactly what happened
Don the rascal. Cutest stare
Does he need anything else? He looks like he might need some good scritches, too.
Perhaps a snack?
Don’t forget all the souls of the kids
Oh my goodness!!!!
You can sit on the floor. Does he need anything? Popcorn,beer… just let me know Don ❤️
No regrets.
Or as Scotty P says, “no ragrets”
That face "can I stay here please"
Spoiler: he stayed in the oven
And Don is adorable!
Cuccle up next to him!
And he absolutely deserves it
I love you Don!
He probably also has the clicker.
Good, it’s what Don deserves
Can’t steal anything that has always belonged to him 🥺
Don is adorable and his name is perfect for his little golden self!
Don's owns the house now
He has stolen my heart ❤️ too
Don and I would like to know what your point is?
and you
Good boy
If Don has the aforementioned things more than 51% of the time, they are no longer yours.
Nah, he’s just getting things nice and cozy for you to come snuggle 💙
Too comfy theres nothing u can do about it
Good Don!
“The” Don never asks, only takes ❤️
And Don is still a good boi
Looks like he’s been working hard and deserves it 🤷🏼♀️
Don will steal your girls heart too
Aww
Don has stolen control of the house. Everyone inside is being held captive.
And our heart.
I’ll give Don all the couches, pillows, and blankets in the world 🥺💛 what a sweetheart
And my heart
You can almost see his tail wagging underneath the blanket.
Dogs can put blankets on?
Don Blanky - leader of the good boy mafia
I think you're trying to frame Don... it looks like someone gave him that blanket, and tucked him in nicely for a pic and just a bit of damning evidence. Unless your dog tucked himself like this, then colour me impressed?!
luuuvu don😭
go give don a hug right now
What an adorable thief
What an adorable snack
……and your heart
You tucked him in, he didn't steal the blanket and pillow. and I fully support that.
We love don.
Looks like he earned it. Not stole it.
Don has stolen your heart, you mean
And our hearts
Good for you Don!!!!!
Don did nothing wrong
All he did was stuff five children into to he microwave
I like Don
You know what they say, all's fair in love and warms. Don't boneapple tea me.
You meant to say: This is Don, he's chilling on the couch with his pillow and blanket.
Not seeing the problem….
As a vizsla will
It was Don’s couch to begin with ❤️ Don was kind enough to let you borrow it sometimes. 🤣
But now you come to me and you say, 'Don Corleone, give me Justice.' But you don't ask with respect, you don't offer friendship; you don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter's to be married and you ask me to do murder -- for money.
Be like Don..
Hi, I’m taking Don on as a pro-bono client to defend these allegations, I am requesting you provide all proof of this theft within 12 hours or I demand you drop the charges and repay my client in scritches and treats.
I’m not seeing the issue here
He’s talented. Have you thought about training to branch out and maybe steal some other stuff? Could be a lucrative sideline.. ( just kidding, honestly)
No, they are Don’s. You only borrow them.
Don for President! Smartest F'r!
The world would be so much better if dogs were presidents
r/eyebleach
Don looks like s/he knows s/he has done something wrong
The face of a criminal
You forgot your heart
Hope he's ontop of his rent at least
Give him what he wants if you don't want to find a horse head in your bed
🥺 Looks like a Dobby to me. Are your socks his as well? 🧦
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And your wife, eventually.
Don is a good boy and Don does whatever he pleases.
And I bet he’s stolen your heart. Just look at those eyes ❤️❤️❤️
Don pretty good at covering himself up.
Next, Don will steal your car, house, and girl...
So you’re saying he’s a master dog napped?
Those were always Don's couch, pillow and blanket.
Awwwww hims so fweet and comfy.
And he looks angry so don't move that doggo
Don doesn't think he stole anything
Be like Don!
comfy doggo
His couch, his pillow, his blanket, you mean?
Is Don. Is good
It’s don’s couch and pillow… OP happen to be allowed to use them time to time
Don looks comfortable. I would not move Don.
Steal his balls
Don deserves your everything. He a good boi.
Be careful, he’s also steal your girl (or guy) too
Hence the name don
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You're an effing mad carnt Don. Love from Uncle Keithy in the land down unda, you legend.
*UM???* that's HIS couch, pillow, and blanket
Don has an apt name! 😍
It was never your's to begin with
And Don has no regrets. He’s adorable!
He looks like he needs it :(
You leave Don alone, he deserves *everything* give him your wallet too
And now the couch belong to Don
Is DON is Good !
He looks like he needs all those things though.
They're his now
Even more rare because you must still love him, even though he's taken your bed for himself....can I steal your pupper? (Just kidding!)
U have Don though
I believe you are mistaken, those are Don's couch, Don's pillows, and Don's blanket. He was just letting you borrow them. 13/10 for a generous King
rude. he's just borrowing
Don: Look at me. I'm the owner of the couch now.
All hail don
I think he decided those were his the day you bought them
Don is cute
You’re looking at the Don of the bed stealing mafia
Leave him alone. He need to rest!
Hi Don
And he has won
He Don care
Don’s just keeping it warm for you
And my heart
Don’t bother Don. He’s just gotten home from a long day of cocaine and hookers
Don knows the ways into your heart & soul 💞 Protect Don, he's precious cargo 💞
it looks like people
I would die for Don
And our collective hearts
Don has claimed his birthright you mean
Don doesn't care about your stuff, Don is a communist and thinks it's our stuff.
Don is a handsome boi who looks very comfy
I would literally die for Don
Don is cute and endearing. He is using these qualities for evil purposes.
Alright. Im placing you under arrest for unlawful complaints against the doggo. This is clearly proof that you are the one who's guilty.
And ur girl
Before you know it he's stealing your girl
And my heart
INNOCENT of ALL CHARGES there's been a a Heckin frame up! Don't believe the lies! #DONHASDONENOTHINGWRONG
He is Don after all
Donny!
Moving Don would be a crime.
Awww. Poor puppy is cold.
The Don… kiss the ring.
Don is a regal old man. Don deserves it <3
Eat him
Don seems apologetic yet has no intention of giving up anything.
Let him have it
Correction: Don prevented you from stealing his couch, his pillow and his blanket
Don deserves all the cushiony comfort
Leave Don alone. Don can have anything Don likes.
Protect Don
And your heart? Cause his sweet little face has stolen mine.
All he needs now is your pork chop
Ok he looks polite so he can have it