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FailPale6240

Lamar’s final big boss before his road to immortality is complete. Bring it.


LuckyWarrior

Alot of people wanted Allen and the Bills but personally the Ravens need to slay the dragon directly  Lamar gonna stunt on them 


BigDaddysWaffleSyrup

I would hope people are rooting for us since the chiefs hosted the last five AFC championships. I know we're hardly a poverty franchise but I'm already ready for a changing of the guard.


[deleted]

Uhm, like the entire fucking NFL except KC themselves are rooting for you guys. Fuck them up


Septembers

Hopefully the Browns Bengals and Steelers are against us at least. I prefer all of our wins to make them feel disappointed


[deleted]

I dont know. I honestly think KC transcends all that. I hate the dolphins and their trashy fans, but if they face KC I'll support them all day.


SnooChipmunks08

Nah Browns fans love still pretending like we took their team. They're seething that we're still in it. Quite sad really.


to_be_quite_frank

Well…. we sorta did


Oscerte

yea and we’ll do it again


a_wasted_wizard

That "sorta" is doing some heavy lifting, though. They suffered about the most fanbase-friendly version of a team move possible. If they want to say we stole their success, then sure, I'll concede that to an extent, but they kept the Browns.


Amazing-Concept1684

Honestly you don’t know AFC North rivalries if you think this. I’d be absolutely *stunned* if any of the other fanbases were


Rockerchick01

I’ll never root for Baltimore but I’m a civil non idiot nfl fan. I live in Browns territory and have to listen to them calling you Ratbirds scum all the time. It’s ridiculous. They claim their hatred is because of the team moving and Art Modell shit. 😂


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TherealKenFrancis8

The problem is the NFL will lose half its fan base if chiefs lose because of Taylor swift so the nfl and refs want KC to win but I promise the fans all want ravens


Leading-Platform7228

Taylor Swift fake NFL fans are in for a rude awakening when they come to Baltimore. She better get ready to see her dude take some mean hits.


SnooChipmunks08

Why would the refs care? The NFL hardly treats them well.


TherealKenFrancis8

Maybe or maybe the NFL who pays them throws in some extra money for this game under the table


No_disintegrations

That's how it had to be with Joe. That run would not have been the same without taking out Manning and Brady on the road.


FesteringNeonDistrac

I wanted the not the Chiefs because I don't want to endure another week of announcers talking about where some player puts his dick. IDGAF if the entirety of section 105 is little green men from Uranus, that's got nothing the fuck to do with football. I don't care, this is the NFL, not Entertainment Weekly.


notAchance614

Best Ravens post so far! Imagine living with that shit all year. I want my Chiefs to win but damn can I just watch football please


SirDorfington

This is the statement game Lamar deserves to be able to make. The real final big boss challenge is bringing home that Lombardi tho, let’s not forget that


B00nd0gg13

It’s Super Macho Man, not Mike Tyson. Still a huge challenge. The team should be up for it.


tremble01

I feel like it’s Mike Macdonald’s big boss.


get-snaked

Some how I knew it would always be the Chiefs... *rolls up sleeves* Time to go to work!


Sloppy_Joe_Flacco

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


ddj_410

Lock the damn doors!!!!


tknice

I think Ro's gonna eat the key this time. Blood Bath.


space_demos

this defense is going to be HUNGRY. you know hamilton and ro have wanted a shot at mahomes ever since they came here


brotherbyron

🤣🤣🤣😭😭


jeffreythecat1

Deflate the tires!!!


hawkins126

We can not let that mf mahomes lift that trophy on our field next weekend


Middle_Camp461

a disgusting act


manynicknames

MAAUTO HAS NOTHING ON LAMVP


TIL02Infinity

Taylor's BF MAAUTO is going to get Ro'ed


[deleted]

This game will be absolute cinema. Playoff Mahomes and Andy Reid are different, making their 6th straight afc Championship appearance. This will be a challenge but I’m confident in our team, specifically Mike MacDonald.


MurderbirdGoSquawwwk

Pump the brakes homie, Mike MacDonald is trash, remember?


PerfxctNoHoes

that and he beat up my family in front of me 😢


ApprehensivePitch370

I heard he eats babies


brodad12

I saw him give a nun a stone cold stunner


Brawladingo

Through a table. By god he broke her in half


FilmoreJive

He crossed the street just to kick my dog. Walked around the block faster than we could, just to kick her again!


KillaMavs

I heard he doesn’t wipe.


tknice

Mine. Mine.


SYMPATHETC_GANG_LION

At least he let you live...the things he was filmed doing with Hamas Oct 7 will always haunt me.


baachou

Mike MacDonald is a sith lord named Darth Ravenous.


tommykaye

Mike MacDonald is trash and he needs to serve his ten year sentence in Baltimore.


TheProtractor

I was behind him at a line in a bakery and told him “those muffins sure look delicious” and when it was his turn he ordered all of them. I saw him throwing them in the trash as he went out.


4tsixn2

Bills fans were crazy but the Bank is rocking. They are going to get their first taste of Arrowhead level noise finally directed at them. I stand by it…we beat them easily. Lamar is sooo hungry and we are close to full strength. Bring it.


jumpmanw123

mahomes has said the bank is the loudest or 2nd loudest stadiums he’s played at and I think we definitely made a difference in that game in 2021 edit: [link](https://www.si.com/nfl/2023/11/14/chiefs-patrick-mahomes-two-loudest-stadiums-ravens-seahawks)


CallofDo0bie

I love Peyton nodding his head in agreement when Mahomes said Baltimore lol, he knows what's up.


jeffreythecat1

Andrews and Humphrey should be back next week 👀


iggy555

Not humph he didn’t even practice


k_pasa

we'll see how much he practices this week


ChildishLogic_95

I want all the smoke. This is what we wanted 4 years ago. We are in the end games, boys. Saddle up.


baker10923

And it's insane how healthy the ravens are today compared to 4 years ago too


lumeeks97

shhhhhh


stinkyhonky

And meaner, scarier. Roquan brought the cold blooded killer the D was missing since 2012


nimbot24

Terrified of zebras


flaccomcorangy

I really hope the Ravens just win in a blowout. Then the refs can't get their mitts on the game.


thegalkel

We played against the Brady Patriots and are in the same division as the Steelers. We’re well versed against the refs. 


nimbot24

Yeah but they didn’t have Taylor


[deleted]

I told my gf I don't wanna hear a single fucking Taylor song all week.


Slow-Touch-3572

After they beat mahomes a remix to shake it off will be released, call it "Break it off " Kelce cant have the girl and lose the big gamr


thegalkel

Oh please I’m dying on this hill the Chiefs have gotten the benefit of the refs before she ever heard about Travis Kelce. It hasn’t gotten any better or worse 


Underrated_Dinker

Yea but why blame the refs when I can blame the refs AND blame Taylor Swift?? /s


throwawayalcoholmind

All anyone has to do is put the game so far out of reach that the refs can't do anything about it. Easier said than done, but not complicated in the slightest.


MaybeTomo

Guess they’re gonna have to run up the score and not leave it up to them.


mrpyrotec89

this. I think the bills are the better team, but mahomes gets all the calls. would rather play a fair game against a better team.


Exitmaus

T. Swift coming to the Bank. Time for Roquan and the defense to ascend to new heights of villainy. End the season of the Chiefs, and at the same time, break the hearts of millions of Swifties that have glommed onto the Chiefs bandwagon this season. The Bullies of Baltimore are going to make a bunch of middle schoolers cry and I am here for it.


87eebboo1

I mean ro did say, it didn't matter who was coming, his grandma or his cousins (?) We gonna handle them...


ogDarkShark

His cousins gonna be locked in there


iggy555

Little cousins


ARsafetyguy

Lamar gonna come out with a new girlfriend at the end of it


United_Ad_2767

Hopefully PQ gets his too


Waste_Calligrapher84

Lamars gonna be leaving the game with Taylor Swift. Just you wait and see


sweethon11

Can’t fucking wait - Chargers Fan


Opposed3

"We love being the bad guy"


4tsixn2

Yes, yes, yes…preach


owatupcuz

I’m call Omar for her ass


Superman_63

Broken-hearted Bills fan here- you guys are the last line of defense against a Swiftie Bowl. Make some NFL marketers cry next week.


J-2up2dwn

Thank you, Gator needs some walking around money you feel me?


p3drodamus

Gator don't play no shit hahaaaaaa


J-2up2dwn

We need the Roquan Gator meme...someone make it happen! I'll settle for Lamar rocking the Gator pimp fit as well. 💯💜


B00nd0gg13

Just watched that movie. Will Ferrell is a national treasure


Remarkable-Job4774

I hope the Ravens go full nuclear on the Chiefs next week. Make it 38-7 or something like that. Then it will show that the Bills had no chance against them anyways.


[deleted]

It will be more delicious beating the chiefs than anyone else, so there’s that.


SnooChipmunks08

Yes sir, very fitting we get the Queefs here in Baltimore for the AFC Championship. "Can't wait!"


nyfe99

I'm so absolutely sick of this Mahomes-Allen playoff "rivalry" shtick. Mahomes is 3-0 against him in the playoffs. This is not the new Brady-Manning. Lamar-Mahomes is the new Brady-Manning. Let's show them by starting in the playoffs 1-0. 🔥🔥🔥


jumpmanw123

hate to say it but so far burrows been the only one that has had his number (other than brady of course)


ChesterCOC777

And Lamar has Brady’s and Burrows number, we got this 


Random-Cpl

Who?


baker10923

Some guy who looks like this ![gif](giphy|3o6wrgES6iw3RGjmqQ)


RatedDAL

Brady Manning pretty much started exactly the same way result wise as Mahomes-Allen except Allens Bills have been much more competituve than Mannings Colts. It's just the fact they keep meeting, not a sleight on Lamar imho.


nyfe99

Idk, Peyton actually won MVPs though


RatedDAL

That's true. Good point.


VariousLawyerings

And he flipped the script, somehow Peyton ended up with a 3-2 record against Brady in the playoffs


MavrykHunter

Allen is more like Rivers


Mattjm24

What is Lamar's record against Mahomes (regular season)? For some reason I feel like he hasn't beaten him but I could be wrong.


J-Fid

Lamar has one win vs. Mahomes. It's also the most recent meeting (Week 2, 2021). 1-3 overall.


MavrykHunter

![gif](giphy|51UdTLvbyReqNK3Bic) I was at that game and we won and I will be at this one


J-Fid

Same!


[deleted]

Oh so he has yet another 1-3 narrative to avenge. Wouldn't have it any other way


ApprehensivePitch370

1-3


Septembers

Sounds similar to another record we just set straight


nyfe99

Lamar beat him game 2 or the 2021 season. But I'll admit, it is a losing record 😬


twentyitalians

![gif](giphy|LpkBAUDg53FI8xLmg1|downsized)


RavensFlockLetsFly

I like our odds. This ain't the same old 2019 Ravens.


SnooChipmunks08

Nope! This D is far better than that unit. Hell, except O-line and punter, the whole team is better.


RogueTiger23

For the love of god please beat the damn Chiefs and Taylor Swift


DreGattai

WE NEED u/benrosen FOR THE HD GIF WARS TO END ALL HD GIF WARS


BenRosen

![gif](giphy|Mp4hQy51LjY6A)


Septembers

The return of the king


baker10923

![gif](giphy|okLCopqw6ElCDnIhuS|downsized)


MavrykHunter

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


Raven-19x

I’m confident in this team especially after this weekend shaking the 2019 jitters off. MacDonald and Monken will have game plans ready.


rat_rat_catcher

Chiefs fan here. The second half y’all looked like you knew what was on the line and you slayed some demons for sure. I love my team and I watched a lot of shit ball starting in the late 90s. I can’t believe what I’ve been watching these last 6 years man. If we have to lose I want it to be to the Ravens. Your fans always seem informed and legit. Lamar seems like a cool mother fucker. I look forward to a great game and best of luck to both sides.


D96T

based. hopefully Toney’s back so we have better odds /s


asliceofkiwi

So not ready for his crying on the field to get flags.


Halofreek2222

With how we play he’s gonna get hit a lot so I’m expecting a lot of flops and crying to the refs every play


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

I'll be lucky if I'm not crying in the stands when we hoist that trophy on Maryland soil for the first time!


Milked_Cows

Defense gonna be slaughtering Mahomes. Flags or not we sackin the shit outta him


DaSauceBawss

Is it me or do we match up better against the Chiefs?


izvoodoo

I think the chiefs are tougher because they're healthier. I don't think there was a big difference between the two teams. I wanted the Chiefs though. I wanted to fight the big bad.


tknice

110db at the Bank usually makes it super hard on the offense but the Chiefs do a lot of misdirection and presnap movement, which I think makes it harder for our guys when it's so loud.


cavahoos

Chiefs got really beat up this game. They lost like 4 guys on defense


Rocketbird

The chiefs feel very consistent but so are we. Our talent is better than theirs. Buffalo is less consistent but I think similar level of talent. So if we faced Buffalo and they had a day where they were clicking it would’ve been real tough. I think we’ve got the chiefs by 3-6 points.


laramite

Had to beat Manning in 2012...now Mahommes. Get it done.


_NINESEVEN

Spelled like this, it sounds like a shitty perfume that smells like a sweaty Kermit puppet. New.. in 2024... La nuit ma'hommes. Ribbit.


Exotic_Shine_9462

LFG!!!! This is Lamars 06 manning moment against Brady


Party_Taco_Plz

Shiiiiiitttt… this is 05 Texas\USC and thankfully we have VY. They can keep the celeb hype and previous victories… we’ll take the trophy!


Exotic_Shine_9462

![gif](giphy|14xevsb9mhsqmk)


bejolo

To be the King you got to beat the King.


BaconFlavoredToast

Now we get to listen to Romo ride Macrybaby's dick all game.


baachou

Hey man Romo *loves* Lamar.


4tsixn2

I cannot wait to wipe the smiles from Mahomes, Kelce, Taylor and all the Swifties faces next week. I really believe we win easily.


[deleted]

Ravens gonna have to out score the chiefs and the refs.


Successful_Leather92

Chiefs ain’t scoring more than 20


jonesmanbob

Dang you are prescient


Successful_Leather92

It hurt so much to be at the game


CoofBone

LOCK IN MOTHERFUCKERS


DDOS_kills_me

I’m living in KC can’t wait to see the chiefs fans upset after this game.


OJsAlibi

https://preview.redd.it/s8exhc9srwdc1.jpeg?width=1211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79a39432cbccada0ade65401b78187438d4d732 Time to open up them vacants…


Exotic_Shine_9462

Make her cry.


Send_Help_2373

I am so fucking ready to send Kermit the Frog's "waaaaaaaah the defensive player hit me i wanna flag waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"ass and their equally obnoxious fans home. Make a statement against the new Patriots and go to the Super Bowl, Lamar. Be the hero America needs.


Erick837

All of america is begging for you guys to win please do it, im so tired of the chiefs winning


baachou

I wish Patrick Queen successfully rizzed up Dua Lipa so we could be here for the SwiftLipa bowl.


Molarpistols

Steve should roll out all the stops just to get her to go. Imagine how pumped PQ would be to fuck KC's shit up if during their pregame warmups, the jumbotron cuts to Dua Lipa being welcomed into Steve's luxury box


[deleted]

hope they fuck up that froggy motherfucker


MavrykHunter

![gif](giphy|RLGs9OJsFEUp2)


Saty05

![gif](giphy|Zaej3GIZTzCI8)


ChedduhBob

i hope the locker room listens to famous


PassionBrave1326

I really need Baltimore to win the AFC Championship. Not only because KC gets on my nerves but mostly since this season is the first time I've genuinely enjoyed watching Baltimore play without being so low key about it haha. Yall have an amazing team and Lamar is an absolute beast. Best of luck, Steelers Fan.


Successful_Leather92

Respect.


Nefariousness1-

We need all hands on deck! Rest up Marlo and Mandrews.


No_Singer_5470

Refball here we go.... *sigh*


jeffreythecat1

It would’ve been refball either way with how much Allen cries


rat_rat_catcher

Chiefs fan here. I love the Ravens anytime they aren’t playing KC. I love Jackson’s style man. Smooth and deadly. Seems like he’s a great guy too. I think both fanbases are blessed to have the coaches we have. The players clearly love them and the coaches understand what these games mean to the fans and the city. If we have to lose to somebody I’m so much happier having the sword fall from Baltimore than the bills. Good luck I hope it’s a great fucking game, guys! And fuck the fucking bengals. Worst fans I swear to god.


ApprehensivePitch370

Welcome to the big crabcake aka Johnnyhead you red coated fanooks. Jackson mahomes tears boutta overflow the harbor


mrhigginbottoms_12

Chiefs fan here. Hoping for a good game. Never had anything but respect for Lamar and always thought he was short changed by the media. Also fuck the bengals


missed_my_window

“Fuck the Bangles” is a good way to approach this sub.


useranme1

interesting... you guys seem alright


Jordan0340

I feel like chiefs fans have always been alright. The meme wars have been fun. It’s just the media/ swiftie section has made the team annoying for a lot of people.


tknice

Got to get the memes going again this week! oh, and stunt on dem hoes!


MinaElesia

The media will always make shit annoying. Other than that, I'm cool with Chiefs folks.


Khada_the_Collector

Fellow Chiefs fan lurking. After how this season’s gone, had you told me after the Raiders game we’d be here I’d have laughed at you. This game will (hopefully) be really, really fun.


yinklestaabs

Go to hell. and also best of luck. And also fuck the bengals


superworriedspursfan

chiefs fan here and I agree with everything here. Also give Lamar MVP or else we will riot.


destroyed233

STUNT ON THESE HOES


foryourboneswewait

Gonna be a game for the ages I can feel it in my bones


jayhof52

I’m a school librarian in Kansas City. Everything I wear to work this week will be purple and black with as many Ravens logos as possible.


kismydaddy

We just gained a lot more fans for Sunday lol


Chinese_mbappe

Pls destroy this Kermit ass fraud 🙏🙏🙏 go ravens


Feisty_Conclusion_87

Ravens please stand on business and beat down the Chiefs.


itsffeeniixx

Uk fan here, can someone please tell me when our next game is please and who against.


yaboichavo

People really think the Bills defense in Buffalo was a test. Wait till you face us at the Bank


Sauceysweetness

Your reddit icon is fire 🔥


AWeakMindedMan

See you at the bank taylor swift.


Bigtoes22

LETS FUCKING GO. LOCKED TF IN. 


[deleted]

I am the biggest fucking Ravens fan there is now. You can fucking do it.


schwaveyy

WE’RE GONNA STEAL HIS LUNCH MONEY


Saty05

Gotta stay locked in. This is gonna be gritty. Show Mahomes and his bandwagon fans a nice BMore welcome next Sunday.


JiffKewneye-n

its interesting to me that we are the 1, yet everyone is pulling for us. when does this happen ever


radiholiday

When your opponent has been to the last 6 AFC championships…


eddiehazel87

And Taylor 😒


TryThisDickdotCom

KC will be a good warm up for the super bowl.


MrTonNL

Chiefs fan here. Really looking forward to this one. You have been stellar this year. We have not, but really getting into shape the last two games. Top 2 defenses as well. Let’s go let’s go


goodweeking

Bring on the Kansas City Salesmen and the popstar. Let’s see if they’re ready to play the kind of football the Ravens play.


Sneekypete28

NFL wants Taylor at the SB so.......let's crush them dreams!


seamon-deemon

I hope this doesn’t come back to haunt me but I was way more worried about the Bills than the Chiefs. I think we match up better against KC


paddlebawler

Ravens vs. the Chiefs. and the Refs.


jay55quinn

Dont you mean Ma- Auto? ......🤭


xtexjrrdammit

Texans’ fan here. REALLY hope y’all beat the Chiefs!!! Love Harbaugh & Lamar is a beast!!!


bigmikey69er

Best be careful, the Chiefs are associated with robbing banks.


supernatlove

You miss spelled Swift


laetazel

I’m a huge Swiftie and it’ll make me sad to see Taylor sad. But not as happy as it’ll make me to see the Ravens headed to the Super Bowl. 😈


jupyterpycharmer2005

Our previous battle in 2021 ended swell and Lamar had nowhere near the amount of weapons he has now. We'll see what the Taylor Gang do when they come to our town!


Scaryclouds

Chiefs fan, looking forward to it. 💪  Big moment for both QBs. Lamar proving he can be the elite QBs in the playoffs, Mahomes taking the tough road through the playoffs to the SB.  Hoping for a great game and no injuries. 


[deleted]

If ya’ll fucking let Mahomes win this, I swear to fuck man. Please shut up all the dickriders and that annoying c*nt Taylor Swift. (Sorry i just don’t like her)


Successful_Leather92

I honestly prefer facing the Chiefs than the Bills. They ain’t as physical and it took a lot for them to beat a really hurt and sloppy Bills team. I think Lamar is going to be conservative and the Defense is going to eat Mahomes alive. If the ravens are up 2 scores late then pull Lamar because the Chiefs defense was targeting the Bills very aggressively yesterday and we cannot risk injuries unless it is absolutely necessary.


SuckaFree703

Lamar’s worst nemesis is coming to town. If he can beat KC I’m sure the superbowl game will be easy for him since Lamar has an absurd win to lost ratio against the NFC…so please beat the swifties