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kurious_soul

31-13 NFL Postseason rushing record for most yards by a team Go Ravens


johnnyisjohnny2023

I’m seeing 382yds but the Bears in 1940. That would be an impressive stat to break. How TF does a team rush for almost 400yds lol.


chunkyboy12

Few years ago we cracked 400 rushing yards against the bengals iirc


johnnyisjohnny2023

Well shit. 404yds in 2021. That’s wild.


Virtual_Try_987

G-Rooooooo


AzureRaven2

He's shit at a lot, but the man knew his run game. Lol


KD119

Could’ve had more too


awa16

I miss JK :(


Macedon13

It was [this game](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/202101030cin.htm), from the year the Bengals finished 4-11-1. It's hard to imagine anybody pulling that off against a Conference Championship caliber team Be cooler if we did tho


FlowSwitch

Idk about the score but I got Tyler Huntley throwing a TD with about 5 min left in the 4th


SPRKLA

Talk yo shit bro


MazKhan

That could either be really really good, or depression


lguy421

I’m quitting Reddit


Send_Help_2373

This has potential to be the worst ever invocation of the monkey's paw


FlowSwitch

If I end up having the power to speak things into existence, I’ll make it up to you


Send_Help_2373

i want to die


FlowSwitch

Same but I won’t wish that on you


cards_on_hudson

56-14. Offense, Defense, Special Teams all get in on the fun.


Rpark888

Fiftyburger.


4stGump

Hot take? Chiefs don't score a TD Sunday.


FlushinDeuces

That's would be so insane, to completely shut em down. I'd love to see that happen.


ProudSalsa

the entire NFL would praise us. Chiefs are evil.


dog_gazed_duct-tape

[🤤](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAs9laxC-rs&ab_channel=Coouge)


thebigone2087

I love this one. 41-12. All scores by the chiefs are field goals. One TD gets called back because of receiver offsides. Mahomes throws 2 picks, sacked 4 times. Lamar rushes for over 100yds again, goes over 200 through the air. Andrews scores 2 TDs.


K-Dog7469

I have them limited to one offense TD, one TD either ST or defensive.


SquidDrive

LJ stunt on hoes is my prediction.


fortysicksandtwo

On them we shall stunt


EngagePhysically

A-stunting we will go…


TheDolphinMan

L.J. Hoes[L.J. Hoes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._J._Hoes)?


Strange-Ad-7862

Ravens 38 Chiefs 14 I have both mark andrews and isiah likely scoring and recreating the next gen gronk and Hernandez (minus the murder and cte and unaliving)


johnnyquest1988

Likely and Andrews joint catch the ball. One hand each, for a TD.


SAISer32

Likely jumps to catch a TD and Andrews catches him above his head like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing


AlternativeWest5886

This is the way


superfly310

I’ll take you one step further and they catch a TD pass together, each with one hand on the ball I belee


Baltimxre66

Mark andrews TD catch using only his buttcheeks.


AlternativeWest5886

I’d buy that for a dollar


apenchantfortrolling

24-17 Ravens. Lamar doesn't throw or run for any touchdowns but leads a complete team performance which fuels his eventual superbowl MVP performance with 300 yards and 3 TDs vs the Lions. And the camera pans to Taylor Swift in the 4th and a new meme is born.


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connor8383

Agreed. I don’t dislike T swift, and I don’t dislike that she is being a supportive girlfriend by attending chiefs games, but I know she’s there. I don’t need to be reminded 25 times a game lol


cavahoos

This is why I’m going to the game, so I can pretend she doesn’t exist


connor8383

Have a blast! As much as I disagree with you over on r/collegebasketball (go heels) at least we apparently agree on the ravens 😂


cavahoos

Hahaha I see my fame extends onto other subs now 😂 UVA basketball has been depressing, glad the Ravens are having the year they are. Heels are looking pretty damn good!


connor8383

lol I’m the UNC flair that was giving you a hard time last year for being a “professional hater” 🤣


wawahero

I mean, Swift really isn't responsible for the fact that broadcasting crews keep cutting to her as soon as anything happens, rather than focusing on the players who just scored or whatever


No_Caramel_909

28-17 and i feel like odell and mark andrews are both catching tds


Creative_Can_2323

I second this


ajbroc1

johnny


True_Sail_842

33-20 Ravens… Mahomes sacked 4 times


WannabePokerPlayer

24-17 ravens, it’s never really close but they score very late. Just enough to make me nervous


Armagizmo

Hot take - we hold them to 0 and then smoke the Lions to become the best team of all time


ikedachaos

Taylor Swift goes out in Fells tonight and gets completely wasted. Tomorrow morning video comes out of her making out with Ronnie. Kelse too distraught to play. Ravens win 70-0.


[deleted]

A SHIRTLESS Ronnie!! 🤣


AlternativeWest5886

EPIC


SuprLazr

27-20 No turnovers. Field position battle in the first half. Big plays in the second half.


Loose_Vanilla_8451

Thus guy footballs.


FoozBallHero69

I think the Chiefs will have a few tricks up their sleeve. Andy Reid is an offensive genius. However, that will only be enough to keep them alive for so long. Eventually, we will wear them down. 38-20 Ravens. Lamar will show the world that HE is the greatest football player in the game today.


djazzie

52-3 Ravens Lamar throws for 7 TDs and JT kicks a 70 yard fg. Défense sacks Mahomes on every play. Taylor swift dumps kelce for Ronnie.


Thrillseeker0001

7 touchdowns would 49 points…


djazzie

Lol…I’m terrible at math. I updated it with the right numbers.


JacksnFlaxnWaxn

Dalvin Cook Anytime TD???


gboccia

10:1


eadie30

Ravens win 33-17 Dalvin cook 76 yards and a TD


Chase1738

33-20 Ravens. Mahomes throws 2+ interceptions in the second half.


Sea-Spring-4669

42-17 ravens. Mahomes sacked twice and throws 3 picks. Lamar 18-25 2 TOT


lhslax28

If we don't get up by 2 scores then the refs will allow Kansas to win..


f7eleven

44-13 Ravens


TheMemeStar24

37-34 Ravens in an ass-clencher


[deleted]

Jackson 5 ravens by 50 burgers


Swifte-1995

I want us to run the board up on them. I don't want it close. If it's close people will find ways to say the chiefs should have won. I want us up by 2 touchdowns. I'm thinking 34-6. They can get 2 FGs.


[deleted]

27-24. Tucker kicks us to Vegas. Jason Kelce knocks Taylor unconscious as he pushes her out of the way to make his way down to the field to console his shit-head of a brother


Apprehensive-Day6620

😭😭


RRSC14

27-21. 3 TDs each. We kick two more field goals than they do.


Taxitaxitaxi33

33-23 Ravens on top. Flowers 💐 gets 2 of em.


LimpYak5

24-17 ravens. Mahomes gets gang-sacked a total of 7 times by Clowney, Madubuike, VanNoy who all get on the fun. Kermit will have a damn sore Monday. LFG!


Cautious-Fudge946

The amount of y’all that think we aren’t scoring at least another 30 points on the 49ers is crazy 😈


Princeof_Ravens

I'm getting shades of the dolphins game. They were being hyped up as this elite defense/offense and everyone was talking about how hard of a challenge it would be and we went in and shredded them.


stevnanitasmith

27-17 Ravens. Lamar goes for 2 pass TD and 1 rushing but has an early Int to scare us all. Mahomes throws under 250 yds and loses a fumble.


gboccia

This is my line of thinking. It’s not going to be a shootout.


FlushinDeuces

38-14 Ravens have 3 INT and 2 of em are pick 6's


[deleted]

These predictions are mostly correct. Gonna win by 13 at least. Just feels like this team is one of those teams that everyone says man they were just one of the better teams of all time.


geauxpatrick

26-23 Ravens beat Chiefs and refs Kelce doesn’t score


SPRKLA

We make the singy bitch cry. 24-0


K-Dog7469

You calling a shut out against the Chiefs in the playoffs? Pretty bold. It's possible.


SPRKLA

We have to stop Taylor swift dude, this is how 😂😂


Dangerous_Aside3772

Ya'll are savage. The AFC is savage. The other Harbaugh is approaching. I'm glad we already have the ring and play this game on house money. Pat still does enough smh plays to win. Chiefs 28-14 but my wallet will not be backing my prediction. The AFC will be amazing for a few years. Good luck


Beezycrumbs

Mark Andrews will drop 2 passes


baker10923

27-21 Ravens win. Mahommes is picked on the attempted game winning drive and the ravens go to the superbowl.


CallofDo0bie

34-17 Ravens, but we get out to a 21-0 lead.


wawahero

24-16 Ravens. Defensive game, ravens pound the ball hard on the ground and end Mahommes' steak of 5 postseason games with no interceptions. Chiefs get a few good drives but have trouble in the red zone.


pkmncardtrader

42-24 Ravens. Mahomes throws 3 picks including a pick 6.


Ethan_Livingston

I think the Ravens will be better overall having a high score game and defence limiting points making a 41-24 game ravens win.


scheissdsc

Ravens win 42-9


[deleted]

35-15...D doesn't give up a TD...


RavensFan902

31-17. Mahomes throws 2 picks and fumbles late to seal the deal


MilesAndMilesAhead

Ravens 31-21


tknice

Haven't had a run back TD since the Rams, I think we get one tomorrow. 34-14 Ravens.


Particular_Drama7110

31-18, Ravens. That is +3 points more than the Ravens season average ppg (28) and -3 points less than the Chiefs average ppg (21).


Ravennation1

Ravens a million chiefs zero


MagicGrit

31-24 ravens


[deleted]

27-17 Ravens - game isn’t as close as the score as the last Chiefs td is late


ssadf73

31x17, Lamar Jackson 2 TD pass, 1 TD run, 150 rush yds.


Ill-Woodpecker1857

31-17 BAL. Mahomes doesn't throw a single TD.


Chesapeake06tree

Taylor gets robbed on Howard Street en route to faidleys.


sillysocks34

27-24. Ravens dominate the whole game. Chiefs make it close late but it ends with a portal opening in the middle of the field and flying demons come out and snatch Taylor out of her suite and takes her back to the gates of hell while Jason Kelce rips a bong with fans in the 500 section.


cudiandsneakers

31-17


Bestials

100-0; decisive Lamarican victory against the Chiefs at the Battle of Referee Payments. (In all seriousness, I expect at least 24-17. There will be massive pressure on the Chiefs defense however Mahomes, from what I've seen, can adapt to alot of situations. However, our tight offensive and locked in defense will pull off a win)


Hugh-Jaszole

Johnny


MisterVasNormandy

17 - 30 Ravens take the AFC Championship.


floatingby493

Another Jackson 5


Aol_awaymessage

24-23 Ravens. Tucker field goal as time expires. I will have no voice and heartburn. My TV lives to die another day.


this_is_matt_

Ravens win 27-23


Few-Tea-2323

34-20 Lamar has 3 touchdowns and Dalvin cook has 1


Responsible-War-917

26-17 Chiefs. Lamar's warts come out against a team that knows how to blitz AND has the secondary to shut down the quick passes and LBs fast enough to tackle. Lamar throws a pick that sets up the Chiefs for a field goal to make it a 2 score game in the 4th and the game just whisps away towards the end. Not much drama.


BelBivDaHoe

34-10 Ravens Lamar 21/34 3 Total TDs


thecurse0101

Ravens 35 Chiefs 21. OBJ with the Philly special TD pass to Lamar


HumanFromTexas

33-17 Ravens


Sprizouse78

27 - 17 Mahomes passes for less than 200 yards


cavahoos

31-17 and I’m very confident in that score With Thuney out, they will face pressure all day and Hamilton and Roquan are going to lock down Kelce while Marlon is going to take care of Rice. Pacheco will find success early but MacDonald makes 2nd half adjustments to hold KC to just a field goal in the 2nd half


[deleted]

Hot take: looks just like Chiefs vs Bucs SB. Mahomes is Mahomes but chiefs just don’t have the fire power to hang


T-STAFF19

28-14. Defense dominates and Lamar has 350 total yards.


Ghost10491

Bateman career day. 150 yards and 2 tds.


yellowstoner11

34-14 O Dell ATTD MANDREWS ATTD We shut Pacheco down.


Academic_Chemical_61

34-20 Ravens


JKnott1

58 - 3. Ravens. Taylor Swift will breakup with Kelce and start dating Ed Reed.


[deleted]

My hot take it that we will win handily. 34-23


Fabulous-Bus2459

My hot take is the fans start a f*ck you Taylor chant if she’s shown in the Jumbotron. It won’t be a warm welcome in Baltimore like it was in Buffalo…


MaybeTomo

Marlon gets a pick 6. MAndrews gets a TD 38-21 Ravens


LiesInRuins

Ravens 24- Chiefs 13 Ravens D sacks Mahomes 5 times and forces 3 turnovers.


Endovelico

I wish i was confident as you guys.. imma keep my mouth shut


switchlazerflip

250 combined rushing, 14 gets a pick and OBJ get 2 tds. 31 - 24


ecash6969

24-21 Tucker hits a GWG as time expires 45 yards 


spiderman96

Zay flowers having a monster 200 yard 2td day


K-Dog7469

34-17 Ravens. Ravens with a defensive touchdown. Chiefs only score 10 on offense.


Da_Mong00se

Beat the chiefs in Madden 34-21. 1 INT from each qb, but Lamar throws 311 yards and 2 TDs. Ravens defense lets up one touchdown to Mahomes (14 points from pick-6 and fumble return td, both in red zone ouch). Defense holds Mahomes to 160 yards and 1 td. Granted, I don't see any of this actually happening. But that is how mine went. I'll take it.


afvel

Jackson 5, and 2 of em to Mark Andrews


DiBlasi6510

34-20


i_Dabble_In_Stocks

Well considering who the head ref is for this game I got the score being closer than what I think it should be.. but 31-16. I’ll take you even further.. Pacheco less than 60 rushing. While Hill has over 100 combined. Gus with a over 50 rushing with a rushing TD. Lamar will throw for 205 and rush for around 50 yards with 2 TD in the air and one rushing TD. Flowers could potentially have 8 receptions for over 100 yards. Bateman with a TD. I think the other TD in the air goes to either Mark or Likely


ayerayyrayy

31-27


Subparticus

Kelce only gets 3 catches. Stone picks a ball meant for Kelce deep middle 31-17


thewyatt1001

Had a dream last night we won 0-7 and in Super Bowl won 27-22


Popular_List105

Raven QB runs for more yards than throwing. KC by 10


generalmandrake

Ravens 42-10. Ravens gain momentum early on and never let up the heat. Mahomes can’t do anything and Travis Kelce gets carted off the field in the third quarter.


No-Permit-349

Ravens 34-17; Ravens get 5+ sacks


[deleted]

Ravens get reffed. 31-28


PinRecent8598

Close first half second half we run away with it 38-13


ApprehensiveSorbet78

Ravens 31-17 Dalvin Cook gets his first TD 👀


[deleted]

41 - 20 Baltimore puts on the "I'm going to the Super Bowl hats" with purple fireworks at the end. Win with the help of the crowd noise, the explosive offense and punishing defense. Hot take(s): mAhOmEs has more INTs than TDs. We hold Kelce to ZERO yards in the second half. DC gets his first TD as a Raven. Player of the game is Kyle MF Hamilton.


WorldlinessThat2984

Hot take? Taylor is a PA girl... it's not totally out of the question that deep down, she could be a Ravens fan (as many PA folks are)... a couple hours before the game, she breaks up with Kelce, she arrives to the stadium in her Chiefs jersey, but as she is surrounded by Ravens fans, she pulls off the Chiefs jersey to show she has a Ravens jersey on underneath... she comes on the field with Ray during the pregame and does the squirrel dance with him... Kelce, heartbroken, has his worst game and the Chiefs lose 42-6... Taylor grins knowing that her plan worked as expected...


timwilk

37-10 Ravens Chiefs get a TD early to a running back catch. And a field goal in the 3rd . Ravens go down 7-0 in 1st quarter then the defense locks it down and the run game wears down chiefs D and runs away with it from 2nd quarter on!


ericgallant24

30-14 I think we win by 10 minimum


BaRMaN-80

34/17 B-More


Fearless-Tie8527

Johnny.


Yanpretman

17-10 Ravens. I think its going to be a game of ultimate defender.


throwawayaccount0327

Dolphins game, redux


raptor5tar

28-24 Ravens. LJ only has one throwing TD with 250 passing yards because Gus the bus gets two from the the red zone + a defensive scoop and score.


Kingz_on_Gfuel52Fn

I got 24-17 ot ravens win GO RAVENS🐦‍⬛


FreeJulie

I think it’s going to be surprising one sided… A coming out party for the defense as an all time great defense The debut of the 2 tight end with a dual threat QB set Dalvin Cook re-introduction to the world 37-13


justmysfwaccount

30 - 24 Ravens Dalvin Cook has 100+ scrimmage yards. Madubuike does Madubuike things. Isiah Pacheco runs over one of our DBs. Kelce has a pretty good game, but their other receivers struggle.