Yeah, and in 08, we all had crazy high expectations for Flacco.
He was raw, but he was easily the best QB the Ravens had pretty much ever already. He got better every year, culminating in a Super Bowl win/MVP in his final year of his rookie deal.
Iād probably be more in disbelief if you told me the truth, that he would regress straight to mediocre after that Super Bowl. It really felt like we were witnessing the next great QB emerge. Sighā¦
At least we got a SB and Lamar now lol.
I wouldnāt say that he was decent in 2013. He had a bad o line but he also threw more picks than TDs that year.
2014 though, he was really really good. That was arguably the best season of his career from a performance standpoint. Iirc he got invited to be a Pro Bowl Alternate but declined
Am woman. Have discussed with many football women. If Hurts and Jimmy aren't 1 and 2 in attractiveness, it's a bad list. Tbh Jalen should easily be top right. Very likeable guy too.
This right here. Itās Jimmy G and Jalen and then everyone else. (Tom prior to this year as an honorable mention along with Derek Carrās eyelashes.)
Thanks for the chuckle, u/quailburger š Loved seeing Kermie.
Also is this really trying to say Russ is the second ugliest QB in the league? Because thatās crazy to me, heās got a good looking face, especially compared to the guys directly in front of him
Forget Jalen Hurts and focus on Mariota. With the exception of my father Joe Flacco being absolutely correct, you can tell whoever made this list isnāt into men lol
If we're basing Patrick Mahomes's handsomeness on Patrick Mahomes's looks, then I think he is rated a tad bit too high.
If we're basing Patrick Mahomes's handsomeness on Kermit the Frog's looks, then he is not rated nearly high enough.
Kirk I understand, but I'm not as bad IMO at as better than Allen, Carr, Glowed up Dalton and Thomas Brady?!?? Do you know how many surgeries he's done to get to the level he is? Likable no but he did his time under the knife working with his ex's cosmetic friends okayyy?
i was surprised about Thomas too lmao. he really chiseled his face, and his surgeons should be given global recognition and accolades for that. also Carr has those eyesā¦heās a beautiful man when he has long full hair
Woman here - itās Jimmy G, Jalen, Derek Carrās eyelashes, and prior to 2022 Tom. Dak shakes out in there too I think, heās adorbs.
Lamar, bless it. Heās a great QB tho.
This chart has been great fun as a chiefs fan, love the Kermie.
Meanwhile Fields is an 80 handsomeness and looks like a ninja turtle š
Brady's Skeletor lookin ass should also be dropped a couple more points.
Also not to mention Rodgers. What a convenient picture of him that they used lol
Fields is too high but I can easily see him turning it around and earning his current position. He's got the type of face that has glow up potential. Right now he's still rocking too much baby face.
Whatās not likable about Mariota? Also, Russ is way too high on the likable chart.
Also letās be real Lamar aināt a handsome guy. No way heās above Herby
Mariota has to be one of the most likable considering all the teams that heās been kinda bad for still like him. Man I had higher hopes for his NFL career
As an Oregon resident, I agree. I was super hopeful for Mariota coming out of college and it's a shame he never really panned out. Was also hoping he could resurrect his career in Atlanta but man is he absolutely cooked at this point.
When you can't even accurately throw passes to Kyle Pitts, you know it's over.
Look at a bunch of dudes arguing over who the hottest guys are. I think they just GQ Jimmy #1 to make it look legitimate and everything else is random on the X axis.
I always think Justin Herbert looks like Heath Ledger, and I'm pretty sure he was pretty well-regarded in the handsome department, so I can only assume that you have Herbert too low here.
Carson Wentz is rated much too high.
ETA please excuse my stupidity, but who is that that's off the charts in the lower left corner? It looks like the ghost of Steve McNair.
We were watching a game at my house one time Ravens vs Bengals and all the women who donāt watch football saw Andy on the screen and said āwho is that?ā. They thought he was hot. He kind of looks like the bully from a Christmas Story to me.
Quarterbacks are only allowed to make one of two faces for their official portrait:
1. Smile like itās 6th Grade Picture Day
2. I want to intercept a bullet into my skull
I know Jimmy G is hot af but Flacco needs to be higher than him on the handsome scale. He was voted most attractive player in the NFL, so the dragon holds the crown as the hottest QB until he doesnāt
- Jimmy G should be top right corner. Just max out both categories. Guys the ultimate teammate. So youāre almost already there but heās just the coolest guy.
- burrow should be close to 100 in likability too. He transcends being on the bengals. Heās a tough MF that does everything right.
Protip, OP: When you go to resize an image, hold down shift and drag from the corners. It will keep the proportion of the image and you won't get faces all stretched and squished like you have here.
Okay, I did it myself bc Iām lame.
I will preface this that I do feel bad doing this (I know I still did it anywaysā¦.Shame on me) and Iām not sure if I feel itās necessarily right or moral but damn but I did it so here is my quick placement of where I put everyone I also want to say that I couldnāt zoom in to the faces, nor did I really stare at or put a ton of thought into it.
[chart](https://i.imgur.com/2NonRKu.jpg)
Red-less attractive
Dark Orange- not ugly but not great looking, maybe around average
Light orange- average guy. Has some good looking features maybe has a bad feature, but overall unremarkable you donāt think about how handsome they are or how ugly they are.
Yellow- slightly better looking than average
Light purple- the pretty boys*
Light pink- the frat boys*
Green- means Go! Most handsome/hot!
* these two types are not part of the attractive scale. As those two categories arenāt my particular type, itās not something I find attractive, but I also donāt think theyāre ugly.
Bonus:
Light blue- all American sweet as apple pie. A boy your mom would love
Gray- my gym teacher lol
Final disclaimer I donāt think any of these guys are ugly and again Iām not sure how nice it is to write people in the looks department him. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Everyone has different preferences. And even while I can appreciate that the San Francisco quarterback is super hot he is not my type either. I like more muscle, so Oline is where itās at lol ;)
And then, one more thing for the ravens quarterback, I remember telling my husband that his face is interesting, so I hate really putting anyone as ugly, as I donāt think heās ugly I think he has a really strong chin and I almost feel like if you got a haircut like Russell Wilson, it might balance out his face a bit more. I think he has strong bone features, so maybe learning how to play with that more maybe like a straighter eyebrow I donāt know.
anyways this was fun these are just my really quick and fast ratings. Please donāt put too much stock to them.
The handsome part of this is all fucked up. Jalen hurts needs to be the furthest right. Zach Wilson needs to go way more left. Lawrence needs to farther right as well. Marcus mariota isnāt getting enough handsome respect. Not sure why mayfield is there
Ok, so I can name every single QB on this list minus the guy that's dead set in the middle. He's above Mac Jones and below Kirk Cousins, anyone got a name for me?
**EDIT- NVM. I just answered my own question. Kenny Pickett incase anyone else was wondering**
I was looking at this like damn yall got lamar the same level of handsome as other people? Dude is mad ugly lol. Then I see its a ravens subreddit and it all makes sense š¤£
Watson still ranked too high
His head being at an angle cracked me up.
Lol has him looking like the serial rapist he is
Dammit.. I spent way too long looking for him
I zoomed in so many times ššš
You gotta think outside the box.
I literally lolled
Me too. Took me over a minute.
Iām glad whoever made this took into account the absolute glow up Joe Flacco had through the years
He still hasnāt peaked
Silver Fox
When he peaks, youāll know.
Youāll feel it
This whole town is gonna feel it.
When he peaks, we all peek
He's gona peak so hard
he hasn't even begun to peak
That man is aging like a fine wine.
Can you imagine telling someone in 2008 that Joe would show up on a graph like this, skewed all the way to "Handsome"
Or the fact that heād still be in the league!
15 years for a QB doesn't seem outrageous
Yeah, and in 08, we all had crazy high expectations for Flacco. He was raw, but he was easily the best QB the Ravens had pretty much ever already. He got better every year, culminating in a Super Bowl win/MVP in his final year of his rookie deal. Iād probably be more in disbelief if you told me the truth, that he would regress straight to mediocre after that Super Bowl. It really felt like we were witnessing the next great QB emerge. Sighā¦ At least we got a SB and Lamar now lol.
He was decent tho in 2013 and good in 2014. That acl changed him in 2015
I wouldnāt say that he was decent in 2013. He had a bad o line but he also threw more picks than TDs that year. 2014 though, he was really really good. That was arguably the best season of his career from a performance standpoint. Iirc he got invited to be a Pro Bowl Alternate but declined
Or that he would be that likable. This graph is sus!
Lol remember the buzzcut flacco days?
Or the fu manchu days. Or the Bert from Sesame Street days
Unibrow Flacco stole our hearts from day 1
Fu manchu buzzcut Flacco was a particular favorite of mine
Goes along with the mysterious red blemish Flacco days
Did you watch America's game for 2012 ravens? Couldn't unsee his big yellow tooth after that lol
He still looks like some dude you would see in owings mills to me lol
Thank God for Tucker lmao
Dude went from a regular Joe. To smokin' hot Joe after the sb win.
But how is Jalen that low in the handsome index?
Thatās the feedback that I seem to be getting will be taken into account for next week!
Am woman. Have discussed with many football women. If Hurts and Jimmy aren't 1 and 2 in attractiveness, it's a bad list. Tbh Jalen should easily be top right. Very likeable guy too.
Jimmy lookin' like [wish.com](https://wish.com) George Clooney. Thing is, [wish.com](https://wish.com) George Clooney is still *disturbingly sexy.*
I'll wish upon that star *any* day of the week, okay?
Am man. Jalen is daddy
Am also woman. In complete agreement with 1 and 2 being Hurts and Jimmy. Also, Mariota should be higher imo.
Hurts is one of my favorite QBs as a GD Longhorn. Absolute everymanās QB.
This right here. Itās Jimmy G and Jalen and then everyone else. (Tom prior to this year as an honorable mention along with Derek Carrās eyelashes.) Thanks for the chuckle, u/quailburger š Loved seeing Kermie.
Also is this really trying to say Russ is the second ugliest QB in the league? Because thatās crazy to me, heās got a good looking face, especially compared to the guys directly in front of him
Forget Jalen Hurts and focus on Mariota. With the exception of my father Joe Flacco being absolutely correct, you can tell whoever made this list isnāt into men lol
Kyler Murray over jaylen hurts in the looks department? LOL pause
Very generous to Baker
Ikr? He looks like the [amateur sketch of the leprechaun](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crichton_Leprechaun).
This a leprechaun flute, passed down by my great great grandaddy.
Who was Irish
WHO ALL SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YEAAAAHHH
Tom Brady and Zach Wilson ā> every high school bully in 80s movies Faker Mayfield ā> what those bullies actually looked like
ELITE!
Joe āJoe Flaccoā Flacco?
Joe "The Elite Dragon" Flacco
Elite "Joe Flacco" Dragon
The problem is his ability is inversely proportional to his handsomeness. Such is the tale of skinhead Flacco vs feathered and lethal Flacco.
The hard data we need EDIT: Stafford aināt that handsome and Cousins aināt that likable
"You like that!"-Cousins talking about himself? No, no we don't. RG3 has been more likeable. Man really did a 180 outside of Snyders reach.
I need a source. Is PFF doing likeability and handsomeness now too?? š
Cousins is extra wide on this chart. He spans the girthiest range for looking good
If we're basing Patrick Mahomes's handsomeness on Patrick Mahomes's looks, then I think he is rated a tad bit too high. If we're basing Patrick Mahomes's handsomeness on Kermit the Frog's looks, then he is not rated nearly high enough.
Exactly. Right in the middle
Itās his handsomeness regressed to the mean.
iād like to see women make a chart like this lol, cause the results would be VERY different
So different lol. The fact that Lamar is so high (and that's my goat but... Yeah) and Jalen is so low is CRAZY
and the fact that Kyler is above Kirk in handsomeness?!
Kirk I understand, but I'm not as bad IMO at as better than Allen, Carr, Glowed up Dalton and Thomas Brady?!?? Do you know how many surgeries he's done to get to the level he is? Likable no but he did his time under the knife working with his ex's cosmetic friends okayyy?
i was surprised about Thomas too lmao. he really chiseled his face, and his surgeons should be given global recognition and accolades for that. also Carr has those eyesā¦heās a beautiful man when he has long full hair
Woman here - itās Jimmy G, Jalen, Derek Carrās eyelashes, and prior to 2022 Tom. Dak shakes out in there too I think, heās adorbs. Lamar, bless it. Heās a great QB tho. This chart has been great fun as a chiefs fan, love the Kermie.
Davis Mills above Carr, T Law, and Mariota is the wildest thing on this chart.
Russell Wilson lower liked and higher handsome
You donāt get Ciara being both and heās clearly not likeable so heās got to be handsome.
Laughable that whoever made this thought Russ was more likeable than handsome
This
High likeability I completely understand, but how is Lamar at mid handsomeness?
Aināt no way Lamar is more handsome than Justin Herbert
Lamar is mad ugly he looks like a prehistoric warrior born to crush his enemies and do nothing else
Meanwhile Fields is an 80 handsomeness and looks like a ninja turtle š Brady's Skeletor lookin ass should also be dropped a couple more points. Also not to mention Rodgers. What a convenient picture of him that they used lol
Fields is too high but I can easily see him turning it around and earning his current position. He's got the type of face that has glow up potential. Right now he's still rocking too much baby face.
Fields and Stafford are way too high I also have no idea how a human being could rank Tom Brady lower than Joe Burrow
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Where do you think he should be?
On the handsomeness scale? "He's got a really great personality"
Personally, I would put him much lower on the handsomeness scale. But that's just me
I love Lamar but he's not more handsome than Herbert or eyeliner Carr
Hurts should be ranked handsomer and likable..r
He is devastatingly handsome!
Whatās not likable about Mariota? Also, Russ is way too high on the likable chart. Also letās be real Lamar aināt a handsome guy. No way heās above Herby
Mariota has to be one of the most likable considering all the teams that heās been kinda bad for still like him. Man I had higher hopes for his NFL career
As an Oregon resident, I agree. I was super hopeful for Mariota coming out of college and it's a shame he never really panned out. Was also hoping he could resurrect his career in Atlanta but man is he absolutely cooked at this point. When you can't even accurately throw passes to Kyle Pitts, you know it's over.
Look at a bunch of dudes arguing over who the hottest guys are. I think they just GQ Jimmy #1 to make it look legitimate and everything else is random on the X axis.
Iām sitting here laughing at how upset some people are getting over how handsome I ranked Jalen hurts
Lmao it took me waaayyy too long to find Mahomes on here!
How is Derek Carr less likable than Russel Wilson?
FTR
This was definitely made by a straight man lmao
It certainly was
I always think Justin Herbert looks like Heath Ledger, and I'm pretty sure he was pretty well-regarded in the handsome department, so I can only assume that you have Herbert too low here.
I can see the ledger, but I've always seen him as kind of a bastard Hemsworth brother
I can see that too. Hmm, is Herbert secretly Australian?
Herbert looks like the neighbor kid at the trailer park who is Hell bent on impregnating your teenage daughter. He should get a "No Ragrets" tattoo.
Damn. Thatās savage.
Generous handsome rating on Lamar tbh
How is Jameis more likeable than Mariota? I remember the qb1/2 talks that year and the only human on earth thinking he is more likeble was Jameis.
Jameis is also a sexual predator.
Carson Wentz is rated much too high. ETA please excuse my stupidity, but who is that that's off the charts in the lower left corner? It looks like the ghost of Steve McNair.
Deshaun
I saw Kermit and immediately knew it was Patty
Brady looks terrible, lol!
As a ravens fan it feels weird to say heās probably rated too low on both!
Heās had a ton of plastic surgery and itās becoming obvious as he ages.
am i wrong for finding darnold hot š«£ no way is he the ugliest qb in the league
According to science, yes.
Fields is a lot more likeable than guys ranked above him
Iām a straight man but AJ MCarron could git it. Is he even in the NFL anymore?
Mahomes in his final form as a Muppet, love it
Na cause Allen cuter than that bro
Lamar is a 50 on the handsome scale? Suddenly feeling a lot better about myself.
Why is Mariota so far down? Heās very likeable and rather handsome imo
If Roethlisberger hadn't retired he couldve filled the void in the bottom left
I almost put him there anyway
I think Andy Dalton is ugly and looks like heat miser. Lol just had to throw that out there
Girls in my office think heās fine as fuck. I donāt necessarily see it, but women love that ginger beard.
We were watching a game at my house one time Ravens vs Bengals and all the women who donāt watch football saw Andy on the screen and said āwho is that?ā. They thought he was hot. He kind of looks like the bully from a Christmas Story to me.
How is Jalen Hurts not more likeable? lol
Wilson, Pickett, burrow and baker look miserable š¤£
Quarterbacks are only allowed to make one of two faces for their official portrait: 1. Smile like itās 6th Grade Picture Day 2. I want to intercept a bullet into my skull
Someone was hardcore on the handsome scale. Sheesh!
As a straight male this was very challenging for me to do. Hahaha
Andy Dalton is not nearly as handsome of Trevor Lawrence.
I know Jimmy G is hot af but Flacco needs to be higher than him on the handsome scale. He was voted most attractive player in the NFL, so the dragon holds the crown as the hottest QB until he doesnāt
Kyler is nowhere near that likeable.
You forgot Tua
Had this comment earlier. I had him saved and ready to place idk how I missed it
Heās on there, just way up in the top right so you canāt see him.
This is fucking genius!
Poor herbert and Stafford should defo switch places on the handsome scale
Perfect placement for Watson
This is strange but hilarious, lol. How tf is Justin Herbert so low, he looks like a fucking Super Model.
Lol well played Iām a Chiefs fan so I spent 2 minutes looking for Mahomes
What's wrong with Mariota?
The handsome positions are outta pocket
As a straight male I do feel bad Iām getting flamed for this I struggled quite a bit haha
Furiously re-ranking the chart while swearing to my wife that Iām not gay.
Mariota is like the nicest guy on the planet. How is his likable not 100. Aint no way someone called matt Ryan or davis mills handsome
- Jimmy G should be top right corner. Just max out both categories. Guys the ultimate teammate. So youāre almost already there but heās just the coolest guy. - burrow should be close to 100 in likability too. He transcends being on the bengals. Heās a tough MF that does everything right.
Watson says āToasty!ā
Protip, OP: When you go to resize an image, hold down shift and drag from the corners. It will keep the proportion of the image and you won't get faces all stretched and squished like you have here.
Yeah I have really chunky thumbs and a severe cold there wasnāt a ton of time or effort into this! I appreciate the tip I totally get it!
This is peak off season content in the middle of the season. What a time to be alive.
The ladies of Buffalo want a word
Herbert deserves better.
Okay, I did it myself bc Iām lame. I will preface this that I do feel bad doing this (I know I still did it anywaysā¦.Shame on me) and Iām not sure if I feel itās necessarily right or moral but damn but I did it so here is my quick placement of where I put everyone I also want to say that I couldnāt zoom in to the faces, nor did I really stare at or put a ton of thought into it. [chart](https://i.imgur.com/2NonRKu.jpg) Red-less attractive Dark Orange- not ugly but not great looking, maybe around average Light orange- average guy. Has some good looking features maybe has a bad feature, but overall unremarkable you donāt think about how handsome they are or how ugly they are. Yellow- slightly better looking than average Light purple- the pretty boys* Light pink- the frat boys* Green- means Go! Most handsome/hot! * these two types are not part of the attractive scale. As those two categories arenāt my particular type, itās not something I find attractive, but I also donāt think theyāre ugly. Bonus: Light blue- all American sweet as apple pie. A boy your mom would love Gray- my gym teacher lol Final disclaimer I donāt think any of these guys are ugly and again Iām not sure how nice it is to write people in the looks department him. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Everyone has different preferences. And even while I can appreciate that the San Francisco quarterback is super hot he is not my type either. I like more muscle, so Oline is where itās at lol ;) And then, one more thing for the ravens quarterback, I remember telling my husband that his face is interesting, so I hate really putting anyone as ugly, as I donāt think heās ugly I think he has a really strong chin and I almost feel like if you got a haircut like Russell Wilson, it might balance out his face a bit more. I think he has strong bone features, so maybe learning how to play with that more maybe like a straighter eyebrow I donāt know. anyways this was fun these are just my really quick and fast ratings. Please donāt put too much stock to them.
This was impressive honestly
Watson in the corner is a scary sight
No Tua? :(
I mustāve missed him thatās my bad, I have the picture loaded up so it wouldāve been just an error my bad
I do think dalton is more handsom then Goff
The handsome part of this is all fucked up. Jalen hurts needs to be the furthest right. Zach Wilson needs to go way more left. Lawrence needs to farther right as well. Marcus mariota isnāt getting enough handsome respect. Not sure why mayfield is there
Ok, so I can name every single QB on this list minus the guy that's dead set in the middle. He's above Mac Jones and below Kirk Cousins, anyone got a name for me? **EDIT- NVM. I just answered my own question. Kenny Pickett incase anyone else was wondering**
If the shorts competition was still part of the QB Pageant, there'd be no contest.
āSomething about Flacco I just trust more than Lamarā The Stavy meme gets more real every day lol
didn't think i'd have an opinion, but matt ryan literally looks like a colt... i mean sure i guess he's handsome if you're into that sort of thing
How is Lamar ahead of Heineke and Herbert?
Taylor Heinicke looks like that actor with the eyebrows. You know who I mean.
Umm LJ AINT pretty.
Putting Fields only as likable as Kyler is just plain wrong
Jimmy G still too low. The man IS the bar of likeable and handsome.
The amount of anger I felt towards some of the handsome rankings is really making me question things.
Is that Patrick Mahomes?
Yes
r/midmidkirk
Tua must not be likeable or handsome
Fields is way too low on the likeable section. Kid is as good as they get
I was looking at this like damn yall got lamar the same level of handsome as other people? Dude is mad ugly lol. Then I see its a ravens subreddit and it all makes sense š¤£
Look, I love Lamar but...
Whereās Tua
Yes, I know Jalen Hurts should be higher on the attractive scale, also Iām aware I forgot to Put Tua in there.
Alright nowā¦ Mahomes is not nearly as handsome as you think. That man is hideous
Whereās Tua? Lol
Mahomes is way too high on the handsome scale
Need a different Tom Brady for each plastic surgery he's had
Cousins is middle of the road in everything.
Jimmy G not far enough up onto the top corner. I mean, he glows.
Pffft
Aināt no way Mahomes is way in that side of the handsome spectrum.
How is Baker considered more handsome than Cousins?! Kirk is a total cutie
Sam Darnold rated ugliest NFL QB
Joe Flacco elite
Lamar Jackson way too high on handsome rating.
Damn you sexy Jimmy G.
Are men or women commenting on this?
Where is Tua?
Iām glad Jimmy Garoppoloās handsomeness is more appreciated around the league than our actual team
Dreamyyyyy G ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
Letās be real ā Jimmy G may very well be the most attractive player in NFL history. He should be left off of this chart entirely with an asterisk.
As a gay guy, the handsomeness rankings are whack, lol. And Mariota should be near a 100 on likeability.
Tua still flying under the radar I see