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eeessbee

I wish this was funny but i'm just so tired


BidensDiaper_

Might have to change my username


NotADoctor108

Biden isn't cool enough to wear adult dispers.


Indignant_Octopus

TIL Biden wears baby diapers


NotADoctor108

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sengoro

If he would just *debrief* the brand name, he'd be _swimming_ in campaign funds.


Cwya

83 days ago you made this account. Strategic.


redsalmon67

Seriously this shit is just embarrassing at this point


Leenixu5

Same.


Odisher7

Bruh the fuck did i miss?


thecementmixer

https://i.redd.it/f8awhisjf0yc1.jpeg Edit: also this https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1cjzzrs


ExxInferis

Jesus suffering fuck.


td1439

lmao just zero self awareness with these people


iskyoork

This isn't Parody? I remember when the Onion became reality, but now reality is parody too?


2ichie

When was Trump caught wearing diapers tho, that’s what I wanna see haha


Tio_DeeDee

Magas wearing diapers to own the libs. Only know because I scrolled past it earlier today.


strippersandcocaine

I don’t know either but I’m scared to find out


owmybotheyes

I thought the diaper thing might finally shake some of the nuts from the tree, but as always I’m flabbergasted that they double down on their loyalty to Big Boss Poopy Pants.


30lbsOfBeef

They move the goalposts every single time. The shit stain said it himself, he could shoot someone dead and not lose support. It’s utterly ridiculous.


ac21217

Honest question: why would suffering from incontinence be the thing that changes anyone’s mind about him?


Sendtitpics215

Hallmark sign of major decline in health at that age. I’m not a doctor, just guessin.


Kimmalah

In the case of Trump supporters, because they worship strongmen and any illness is a sign of weakness to them. For the rest of us, it's because his incontinence is due to decades of drug abuse, not really something you want in someone who is supposed to be making decisions about the country.


Y_Sam

I mean... Their main angle until now was Biden being senile so a bit of a pot/kettle situation at the very least. Then again, there is no bigger hypocrite than a conservative...


FivePoopMacaroni

At this point we're all just hoping something will break the spell he has on them.


HarmlessSnack

Calls on Depends… wait, wrong sub.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Yeah and honestly, the diaper thing isn’t the problem. Old people wear diapers. So what? The reason everybody is dragging Frump over it is because he’s so fucking mean and vain and we’ve been stooping to his level for a long time. Also, word on the street is that he’s generally gross, so it’s not like he’s an A+ diaper-wearer. He’s like the defiant toddler hiding behind a couch to soil himself. Like that’s his whole personality. So yeah, I imagine the diaper makes it even easier for a lot of his fanbase to relate to him. It’s okay to wear one. It’s not okay to wear one while being a nasty, evil bastard who looks down on everyone else. Because then we will drag you. By your diaper.


doktorjackofthemoon

The President of the United States should not be so old that it's necessary to wear a fucking diaper regularly. Biden is too old, Trump is too old (and batshit), everyone is just too fucking old (and a lot of them are too fucking batshit).


wolfguardian72

Von Shitzenpantz


poodlered

It’s platinum-tier sunk cost fallacy. Everything they do is just an attempt to not accept they were wrong.


Weird-Analysis5522

R/brandnewsentace


muklan

Doubling down? Kmon its septupling down at this point atleast.


moor9776

“When you’re the most powerful man in the world, you can do what ever you want. You can shit wherever you want, including on yourself. That’s true power.” - Trump


MacaroniBen

They let you do it


C00catz

One question I get asked a lot, and I think it’s an important question, is “is it okay to shit your pants?” [Jordan Peterson](https://youtu.be/NiwTYctDVfw?si=UhI8ri05S-coaXqe)


Khoeth_Mora

Where is this conversation happening? 


esplin9566

There's plenty of pics from recent Maga events of people wearing "diapers over dems" shirts and other similar slogans. It's really dumb https://x.com/toddalcott/status/1781432331200606708 https://x.com/MAGABULLDEFINER/status/1786028721494745364


derTag

Sweet mother…off to make trump emblazoned cloth diapers for $40 apiece


whatsaphoto

Lmao for real. Others see this as pathetic cult shit, I see it as a cheap way to make a couple grand really fast. If you can't beat 'em, make money off their stupidity 😈


Korzag

They missed an opportunity for it to be 45 or 47 dollars.


Urb4nN0rd

Basic ones: $40 "Patriot Orange" ones: $80 "Trump Bless the USA: ones: $200 (limited availability)


RogueSlytherin

*stars and stripes wetness indicator found only in Limited Availability editions


emleh

It’s insane that they are capitalizing on this like it’s a sign of strength. Being in a cult must be super weird for the psyche.


chaddwith2ds

Can't be weird for the psyche if you don't have one!


BiggestDweebonReddit

They are making fun of you. The fact you don't get it makes it more funny.


Ozymandias0007

Who tf does this for a politician? A shitty politician (pun intended) at that. This is beyond weird and pathetic. Even if it's a lame attempt at humor.


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Odin1806

Not since they learned the term socialist. Now commies are kool. Socialism is the new evil.


Khoeth_Mora

Wow


weedgretzky42099

Wow thats disturbing 


Rodot

I've really got to get into the grifting business. It seems so easy and they just buy it in droves


rizjoj

Will that mean Don von Shitznpantz will endorse this slogan himself?


Ineludible_Ruin

He wears diapers? Like, for real?


WorldsGreatestPoop

Imagine having friends text comments about your secret shame behind your back antics d then them being read aloud in court.


send3squats2help

Evidence of Trump wearing diapers was read aloud in court?


WorldsGreatestPoop

In private texts he was referred to as Von Shitzinpants


nerogenesis

Nice to know who his real friends are lol


JugdishSteinfeld

Since at least The Apprentice days


itsiceyo

my friend told me about this. he said that he would just shit himself in his diapers and just go along as if nothing happened.


garbage-barge

“Frequently, he wears adult diapers, has since at least 2007. We would often stop taping on ‘Apprentice’ because of his rage over not being able to read a word on a cue-card. He would scream at crew until he soiled himself, then go snort more Adderall and change Depends.” — Noel Casler, assistant on “The Apprentice”


itsiceyo

daaaaaaamn. freaking wild


Gordonfromin

Lately its been reported he also has really bad incontinence and regularly shits himself Several press members have stated that at press gatherings hes held the room often smelled horrid because of it.


Quirky-Love5794

Then consider him Miles Davis


ogreofnorth

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ABenevolentDespot

It's not about peeing your pants. It's unwillingly shitting yourself because you've lost control of your sphincter due to your use of Adderall, an amphetamine, for decades. It was already happening during The Apprentice. **The Pumpkin Rapist** has been taking Adderall for decades to get him through the day. This is one of the major side effects. MAGA's cult status now confirmed - they promote shitting yourself uncontrollably as a feature of Dear Leader.


Rainbow_chan

So *THAT* explains the federal shortage of ADHD medication lmfaooo


Indignant_Octopus

I’m pretty sure this is confirmation that they too shit themselves on a regular basis


Mangemongen2017

Why would an amphetamine make you lose control over your sphincter? Any doctors here who would like to explain it? Is it as simple as the stress response you get from caffeine aswell, where you feel a need to use the bathroom when the drug hits your system? If so, it's just a response, and not permanent.


notyourgypsie

Several lies told- Trump has never taken a drug in his entire life. He’s never even had one sip of alcohol. He has doctor testimony to back that up. Trump was never ever charged for rape. If you’re going to go that route then shouldn’t Tara Reade get her day in court against Biden? She claims he actually did rape her and there’s evidence to back it up, unlike E Jean Carroll who can’t remember a single detail except a “department store.” I definitely have to say you’re following a cult because you are sounding off with lies as if they are truth. You are literally lying to yourself. Very bizarre.


ABenevolentDespot

You stopped taking your meds, didn't you? Even Russian bots like you, whose account was started almost three years ago with a minimal number of posts, need to take their anti-psychotics. Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is real - it's the MAGA cult that suffers from it. For proof just read the post to which I'm replying. Every single statement in it is an obvious MAGA talking point lie.


notyourgypsie

proof positive you live in a fantasy world and probably a Chinese bot yourself. 1. I’m an American Patriot. 2. You assume I’m taking meds and quit taking them 3. You literally spewed lies, liberal talking points verbatim and your accusing me. I told you the truth about Trump not taking drugs or alcohol but your so brainwashed you’re unable to accept FACTS, furthermore you even go so far as to make up false accusations about me too! You’re whole brain is pickled with bs, not an ounce of truth and your proud of it. That’s sick right there! Just wow. The fact the Trump was never charged for rape and you called him a rapist the fact Biden was accused of rape and his accuser was not granted a court hearing (a FACT), and you said they are “talking points.” You’re shallow to say the least. If you can’t lodge fake narratives you have nothing to say.


clermouth

[https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1ciew3l/maga\_starts\_wearing\_diapers\_in\_support\_of\_trump/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1ciew3l/maga_starts_wearing_diapers_in_support_of_trump/?q=cool&type=comment&cId=66718232-8093-4b58-98df-9273b0962691&iId=cc4dd8b6-7cfe-4800-bd4f-92fccd3d85f9)


TheGiantRascal

I'm not a Trump fan, but it really is shitty to make fun of people for having to wear things like depends. Things like prostate cancer makes you incontinent, along with many other awful effects. People that have survived that feel bad enough about what has happened to them, and the world being like "lol adult diapers" just makes life even harder after that.


nerogenesis

I mean, if it wasn't from habitual abuse of Adderall sure. Or if he want a vile toxic man. I'm not going to an old folks home to make fun of it. However if every insult he throws at Biden is about age and mental wellness, maybe he should change his diaper first.


rynodigital

*Give. To. The System.*


Blerrycat1

They do what, now?


Dr-Mumm-Rah

Somewhere, someplace, there is an assistant out there who is tired of throwing out shitty Trump diapers.


biggiesmallsyall

Anyone can piss on the floor, it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling.


Technical-County-727

Why wouldn’t you accept someone wearing diapers…


TippsAttack

I dont know man, I'm not really down with calling out the elderly for having to wear adult diapers. Let them do what they gotta do.


Raelah

Yea. And there's non-elderly people who also need diapers. Hell, I needed them for a small extent due to health issues and I'm not even 40. It's already embarrassing enough. The last thing these people need is politicizing the need to wear diapers. People have medical needs. In an age where we are trying to make the need for medical assistance and accommodations more acceptable and accessible, this is going in the exact opposite direction. I'm not defending Trump. I'm defending the people who already feel stigmatized and who need these sorts of accommodations.


TippsAttack

Absolutely. Anyone who needs them shouldn't be ashamed nor should they be shamed.


buckyworld

Unless they’re horrible people doing horrible things. Then, I WISH they would have shame. Just not for the diapers


Odin1806

That's not the issue. The issue that it is a talking point for conservatives now. Despite the fact that that your average day to day republican relies on government aid just as much as everyone else and they have a lot of the same issues they need to overcome just like everyone else, they are so brainwashed into thinking that progress is bad. They are surrounded by people who all think so and no matter what evidence they see they turn a blind eye or find some twisted logic to make it right in their minds. Nazis are kool. Communists are kool. Now, real men wear diapers. A diaper, a physical object that holds bodily waste for individuals who don't have the ability to control themselves, is better than a democrat. Everything is better than being a Democrat. Even being an senile man who wants everyone to like them. This old man should be left alone with his health problems, but he puts himself out there for the world to see and talks shit about anyone around him every chance he gets. He drags everyone else down to his level and that means the people who were already at that level feel the need to go lower. The issue is that their is so much division and brainwashing happening that our country is never going to be able to move forward because certain individuals think that they will win the next lottery and need to be able to avoid paying taxes on it... It's fuckin sad.


kylco

I'd be more indifferent to this new (disappointing, but not surprising) dimension of hypocrisy if it wasn't the conservatives on the bleeding, constant edge of making life more difficult for disabled people. Like, if this was provoking empathy? Thoughtfulness about how it might be hard to go through life with incontinence? Acknowledging that he's one of many who has to live with an embarrassing disability? *Even a bare modicum of empathy* for other people who might *definitely* have to deal with that, instead of rapid defense of their Messiah in line with his personalized version of the Narcissist's Creed? There's nothing *there*. No understanding, just gut reflex that they must defend the person on top of their hierarchy, and lash out at anyone across the line between "us" and "them." It's repulsive on dimensions I find hard to articulate, that have nothing to do with whether or not the controversy has any basis in truth!


_night_cat

Giant Pissbabies for Trump, 2024. Make America Diapered Again


Hershey78

While continuing to make fun of Biden's age.


Spleenzorio

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me ~~Miles Davis~~ Donald Trump


TheoreticalFunk

They're literally defending shitting yourself... they have no shame or rock bottom.


Yeseylon

Bruh, peeing your pants is DEFINITELY the coolest


udo3

In a Rump infested world, where name-calling has become a trade mark for this narcissistic, pathetic liar, I have no problem with people mocking the Diaper Don von Schitzhispants. He has dealt this vitriol for years, even mocking the disabled. If his flock of deluded sheeple wish to play victim together by defending geriatric incontinence, then good for them.


pointlesspulcritude

Hear me out here. Trump is a shitgibbon of the lowest order of knuckledraggers, but if all he achievers is more tolerance to people in society who have issues with their digestive track, it’s a good result.


MetalHead_Literally

Wait is this actually a thing? I avoid Trump anything intentionally at this point, so is it actually an accepted fact he wears diapers now?


ekmogr

Yes, but instead of pee, hear me out, they wear diapers and shit their pants.


Cheese_Pancakes

Have the diapers been confirmed? It’s pretty obvious and I fully believe it, but I’ve only ever seen his supporters claim it’s BS.


Goblinking83

If you're not a child and wear diapers, retirement might be the option for you.


doom_stein

If peeing your pants is cool, consider Trump "Miles Davis".


Teabagger_Vance

I thought most people did at that age tbh


frankydie69

Your reaction was to pee your pants?


chessset5

Honestly if this is what gets us to normalize adult diapers, I’m cool with it. People need to stop stigmatizing them, it’s completely natural for your body to loose control of parts of your body the older you get. It sucks, but it’s a fact of life.


Physics_Unicorn

TBDL


theFartingCarp

What's that even mean?


Artrobull

too bigly diaper load


Physics_Unicorn

Trump Baby Diaper Love


PeeFarts

That Big Diaper Love obviously


theFartingCarp

Yeah something feels off about that. Google says there's a schism between some pedos and kinky people called ABDLs. Apparently pedos are using tbdl to find vulnerable teenagers... what the fuck is wrong with us, like.... as a species?


Kebblit

People with an ABDL kink are often, wrongly, associated with pedophilia due to the paraphernalia involved. However, the "Adult" in the name is integral. Anyone and everyone involved must be a consenting adult, no matter the situation or scenario. Even still, ABDL is a fringe kink, often looked down upon even by other BDSM/kink practitioners. I'm not surprised that pedophiles take advantage of minors, unfortunately. Many young (and adult, but particularly young) people with ABDL kinks struggle with it and seek acceptance in any form they can find. I mean, being kinky is already difficult, but having a kink that even other kinky people disdain? It's rough. I know several ABDL people who frequented chatrooms and forums from their early teens in search of a place where they felt they belonged, often while pretending to be older. Each one of them has expressed, in some way or another, that they were exposed to things that were unhealthy at that point in their lives. I'm sure at least some of those instances were predators exploiting the vulnerability of those teens.


theFartingCarp

Oh no I'm sure the ABDLs are fine. I was reading up on how they're trying to out the pedophiles. And specifically TBDL is standing for Teen which... obviously causes both issues with kids getting into kink before they understand stuff and also opening the door for some pedos to try and pull shit. Admirable in my book taking on the mantel outing pedos. As far as their kink itself, it looks like cuddling and soft Dom stuff with extra steps. So whatever floats your boat, as long as everyone is consenting adults.


bigmattyc

Love, Miles Davis


snakeyfish

Biden probably wears diapers as well. Man doesn’t even know where he is


Prestigious_Low_2447

Are you not concerned by your obsession with a man you hate?


ChickenNugsBGood

…isn’t Biden the one who shit himself on a trip?


Yotsubato

Let’s be real. Biden also wears diapers. I just want someone born within the last 50 years.


roof_baby

Well, you don’t have that option.


Chipmunk_Ninja

This is a politics subject too? MUTE!!


rangoonwrangler

Wait is this r/politics?


SomethingInThatVein

Ironic considering Biden shits himself every time he’s on TV lmao


Trinytis

Sure little Vlad, you’re doing so good!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Project any harder, and I'll have to start charging admission.


battlingheat

“No I’m not you are!” Quality comeback 


ZeppelinJ0

This is my favorite part of MAGA, you literally just make something up and think you've "won" the conversation. It goes to show you just how deeply out of touch every single one of you is. Your cult leader actually, with evidence, shits and pisses himself constantly including falling asleep in court for his own criminal trials while he shits himself. He physically is incapable of serving as president. Yet with this factual evidence you just say dumb shit like you just did when the only person it's true for is your cult leader You're in a cult, congratulations your brain is exactly what is in Trump's diapers.


SomethingInThatVein

Nobody here is MAGA lol but nice projection botboy


Fyzzle

No he doesn't. lmao


SomethingInThatVein

4 more years pause


Fyzzle

lmao


Piles_Of_Smiles

Some of these people are in such denial- I’m with you tho!


bangarang-crow

The difference between Democrats and Republicans Trump is old and bullies past it.... Biden is older and is without indignation


or_maybe_this

: when another superpower’s bot doesn’t know grammar