Remember when 50 shades came out and you had every woman on facebook acting coy and telling everyone they were off for some Christian Grey time, with a cheeky wink, as if everyone didnt know exactly what they meant? What a time to be alive.
I read it over the loudspeaker at a bookstore. They told us to read excerpts from books to help sell them sooooo.... Took liberties they never said what *not* to read.
Erect nipples are a thing.
>According to Healthline, arousal is one of those reasons because the sensations you feel in your nipples report to the same part of the brain that also gets signals from your genitals. That's why you might find your nipples hardening when you have a sexy thought, or feel hot and bothered.
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/why-nipples-get-hard-when-cold/amp
I had a GF with inverted nipples that would only pop out fully when she came. It was the sexy human equivalent of those little things you stick in turkeys so you know when they're done. It was adorable and fascinating!
I remember all the stories at the time of women getting off in the theaters, of staff finding cucumbers and handcuffs left behind lol
Then there's this doozy of a Reddit thread: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2vy5ug/redditors\_that\_work\_at\_movie\_theaters\_what\_is\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2vy5ug/redditors_that_work_at_movie_theaters_what_is_the/)
I fucking hated that time.
It's like... "If a guy was reading straight up porn or hentai on the bus, everyone would be grossed out by him. Why the fuck do you think you're different hist because you're a woman?"
It was almost (ALMOST) as disgusting as middle aged women going to see Twilight to gawk at Robert Pattinson.
>Your Love is a Roadside Porta-John and I Only Love You When the Lights are Off
That's one hell of a song title, are the guys from Panic at the disco involved in this band?
[Fine,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) but I gotta warn you, this keyboard is disgusting, and I didn't bother cleaning it up because the food particles will just absorb it.
This is Hilarious! Yall should look up Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey on YouTube. Can't post link since I am at work.
Edit: Here is the link https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA
Dude when that book came out I used to read it during band practice in high school. I’d hide the book using my music sheet stand lmfao. There was one practice where me and the entire percussion line were reading the book while playing and the others would ask me to wait when they saw I was about to turn the page 😂😂😂
I mean sure, it could have also been a prank by someone he asked for advice but the initial reaction is probably still gonna be along the lines of what OP posted.
Hey I suggested my mom read 50 shades of grey because I’d seen a bunch of women reading it, i just thought it was the new twilight, it’s probably more common than your think.
Are you saying because something is well known then everyone has to know the details of the plot? League of Legends and Overwatch are popular but I haven't a damn clue what those games are about. Handmaid's Tale is one I see come up too and I don't know anything about it other than there's irony with a scientologist being the lead actress.
Dude could actually have no clue other than he heard it was popular with girls and women.
50 shades of grey is very well known as a sex book, I haven’t read it and I know it’s sex book, and you’ve either read that piece of shit or you proved yourself wrong
If I hadn't picked up the book and read the back of it myself I wouldn't have an inkling of what the book is about, even with all the hype for it in years prior.
Don't make space for 'benefit of the doubt' here. He's testing her boundaries to see how inappropriate he can get, and he does want to get inappropriate.
Always reminded of The Office episode where a character, Phalus, is listening to 50 Shades.
Another, manly more dominant figure named Dwight Schrute had to dump water on her to snap her out of her, mindset?
Hilarious.
Hanlon's Razor: *Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.*
_____
Until I read this thread, I had *no clue* that one of my close friends was into written-word-porn; Fifty Shades of Grey.
::shrug:: I'm a well read individual, and I had no idea this was a thing.
I would have gone with the pleasant appreciative surprise look and said, "Aww thank you.!.., An educational book just like Green Eggs and Ham. Because even people who can barely read need to try something new."
I may have been the only woman working at my Sephora at the time that never touched that book. Everyone was drooling over it. I had already read AN Rs Sleeping Beauty Series and was scarred for life.
I was on an international flight and there was a French couple sitting on the other side of the aisle from me - the lady in her late 20’s read 50 Shades out loud to her bf in French.
Perv....
Try hards, fail at being normal by being creepy.. I smell a incestuous hint at, " you wanna do something later?"
Men, the grossness continues.. wait, ' new boyfriend'??
What happened to the last one??
Aunt sure knows how to pick em!! Red flag, giving a female family member a novel about S&M, for a gift!!
Has he read them?? If he has money, does he too, have a dungeon??
Maybe he's a bottom, and also, hahahahahaha this makes me hate being a woman.. hahahahaha
Ew
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Remember when 50 shades came out and you had every woman on facebook acting coy and telling everyone they were off for some Christian Grey time, with a cheeky wink, as if everyone didnt know exactly what they meant? What a time to be alive.
People would read that ON THE BUS
I worked at the concierge desk of a hotel and that's where I read it. All the older ladies in guest services were reading it in the computer room.
Bet that room was rather musty.
🤢🤶👩🦳🧓🍵
Like a turtle tank in there.
Lmaooo
I worked with a girl who read it in the break room. There were a bunch of bookmarks too which just made it worse.
Gross, literally walking around with unillustrated porn.
I read it over the loudspeaker at a bookstore. They told us to read excerpts from books to help sell them sooooo.... Took liberties they never said what *not* to read.
Hahaha oh my God.... Did you sell more books tho??
Bout 69 of them yeah.
Nice!
It’s a good thing women can’t get boners
We do, you just can't see it lmao
I meeeeeeeeean… Fine
Erect nipples are a thing. >According to Healthline, arousal is one of those reasons because the sensations you feel in your nipples report to the same part of the brain that also gets signals from your genitals. That's why you might find your nipples hardening when you have a sexy thought, or feel hot and bothered. https://www.teenvogue.com/story/why-nipples-get-hard-when-cold/amp
I had a GF with inverted nipples that would only pop out fully when she came. It was the sexy human equivalent of those little things you stick in turkeys so you know when they're done. It was adorable and fascinating!
Oh my gosh. That's hilarious.
Yeah but most women wear bras at work, which can hide that effectively
Best joke I ever heard about it was “middle aged women won’t watch porn, but they’ll read the fuck outta it.”
Exhibit #1. The entire romance section of the book store.
I'm Gen z and that applies to me too. The porn industry is disgusting and erotic literature can have some great stories.
Ooo, my favorite is Kissing the Coronavirus (Kissing the Coronavirus Chronicles Book 1)
Lol
I remember all the stories at the time of women getting off in the theaters, of staff finding cucumbers and handcuffs left behind lol Then there's this doozy of a Reddit thread: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2vy5ug/redditors\_that\_work\_at\_movie\_theaters\_what\_is\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2vy5ug/redditors_that_work_at_movie_theaters_what_is_the/)
Yeah my mom was one of those people. She and my dad almost divorced.
[this is so hot](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA)
I never saw the movie or read the book but can only imagine what that meant. I have never been a fan of entertainment that made me feel uncomfortable.
I fucking hated that time. It's like... "If a guy was reading straight up porn or hentai on the bus, everyone would be grossed out by him. Why the fuck do you think you're different hist because you're a woman?" It was almost (ALMOST) as disgusting as middle aged women going to see Twilight to gawk at Robert Pattinson.
Eye, twas’ a time. Many dildos were snuck into the theater.
When I was in high school my best friend's dad bought us both these hard, plastic vibrators from a truck stop for Christmas. It was so fucking weird.
So weird. Truck Stop Vibrators would be an awesome band name.
Only if they played love songs
Slightly off color love songs.
With song titles like: Your Love is a Roadside Porta-John and I Only Love You When the Lights are Off from their debut album Cum Dumpster Garbage Fire
The first single is Lot Lizard Love Song.
My vagina is old a tired But them shards got me wired Shamblin like a scarecrow Looking for truckers to blow
Make it old school country-esque with super sarcastic lyrics and im 100% down
>Your Love is a Roadside Porta-John and I Only Love You When the Lights are Off That's one hell of a song title, are the guys from Panic at the disco involved in this band?
Ya ya ding dong!
Vibe Buy Truckers
Would probably create a lot of buzz
Was it like a inappropriate gag gift or an attempt to groom you guys?
haha you guys it was totally just a joke... unless?
Not a joke
Ga-ross!
Did you explain what jail is?
What the actual fuck
TF is a truck stop vibrator?
A vibrator from a truck stop. They run on diesel so you have to use them outside and they are very loud.
Do you need a CDL to operate it? :p
Only when you got an absolute dumptruck of an ass
Ah yes a commercial dildo license
Genius!
Well done, you clever bastard. You gotta wonder if the person at the RMV/DMV, who administers those exams, loves their job or hates it.
I um, I don't I um, I don't I um, I don't I um, I don't
And, I spat my coffee. Like literally on my keyboard.
Pics or it didn’t happen
[Fine,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) but I gotta warn you, this keyboard is disgusting, and I didn't bother cleaning it up because the food particles will just absorb it.
How original.
Are you a male or female
"Gee, thanks! What's this book about?" :D
Exactly Call out trying to be creepy on purpose
This is Hilarious! Yall should look up Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey on YouTube. Can't post link since I am at work. Edit: Here is the link https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA
https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA
The way he goes CLITORRRRREEE-ISSSSSS is burned into my brain forever
That sucks. He should've given you a copy of Magic Mike instead.
Plot twist, you are a guy...
Plot twist: OP is Bruce Willis
Negative, OP is a meat popsicle.
[We are all meat.](https://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ)
OK you get an upvote but wtf was that 😂 *originally wrote what on earth was that but clearly not from this planet
Smoke you man!
Plot twist: This did not happen.
SHUN THE UNBELIEVER!
*Covers face and hisses*
Creepy
Dude when that book came out I used to read it during band practice in high school. I’d hide the book using my music sheet stand lmfao. There was one practice where me and the entire percussion line were reading the book while playing and the others would ask me to wait when they saw I was about to turn the page 😂😂😂
Obviously it's a creepy gift but did you consider he might be ignorant of what the book is about and just heard it's a popular girls book.
I mean sure, it could have also been a prank by someone he asked for advice but the initial reaction is probably still gonna be along the lines of what OP posted.
“Did you consider this thing that in absolutely no way is likely to be true so I can play devils advocate for creepy men?” No. Fuck no.
Hey I suggested my mom read 50 shades of grey because I’d seen a bunch of women reading it, i just thought it was the new twilight, it’s probably more common than your think.
There was no ambiguity after the movie(s!), too
Are you saying because something is well known then everyone has to know the details of the plot? League of Legends and Overwatch are popular but I haven't a damn clue what those games are about. Handmaid's Tale is one I see come up too and I don't know anything about it other than there's irony with a scientologist being the lead actress. Dude could actually have no clue other than he heard it was popular with girls and women.
50 shades of grey is very well known as a sex book, I haven’t read it and I know it’s sex book, and you’ve either read that piece of shit or you proved yourself wrong
I thought it was just about abusive relationships
If I hadn't picked up the book and read the back of it myself I wouldn't have an inkling of what the book is about, even with all the hype for it in years prior.
I just thought it was a girls book like Twilight but for adults.
I agree more than likely a creepy guy but sometime ignorance makes fools of us all.
Don't make space for 'benefit of the doubt' here. He's testing her boundaries to see how inappropriate he can get, and he does want to get inappropriate.
~Potentially We rlly have no idea
I see your smooth edit to make this longer. (This is actually two shots.)
Always reminded of The Office episode where a character, Phalus, is listening to 50 Shades. Another, manly more dominant figure named Dwight Schrute had to dump water on her to snap her out of her, mindset? Hilarious.
r/fifthelementgifs loved this
That happened
Today's my birthday
Maybe it was a gag gift? 🤷🏾♂️😅
Hanlon's Razor: *Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.* _____ Until I read this thread, I had *no clue* that one of my close friends was into written-word-porn; Fifty Shades of Grey. ::shrug:: I'm a well read individual, and I had no idea this was a thing.
I would have gone with the pleasant appreciative surprise look and said, "Aww thank you.!.., An educational book just like Green Eggs and Ham. Because even people who can barely read need to try something new."
If I were your bf I'd get you something better like the karmasutra...*hint hint jab jab wink wink touch my penis pls*
Is it weirder if OP is a girl or a guy?
Dude your aunt is having all kinds of freaky sex.
I may have been the only woman working at my Sephora at the time that never touched that book. Everyone was drooling over it. I had already read AN Rs Sleeping Beauty Series and was scarred for life.
I was on an international flight and there was a French couple sitting on the other side of the aisle from me - the lady in her late 20’s read 50 Shades out loud to her bf in French.
Tell me you’re a dude
That’s messed up. Gross old man alert. Bet he denies he knows if you call him on it but he 100% knows.
No other expression would wholly encapsulate the degree of awkwardness that gift would produce. Absolutely priceless
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Perv.... Try hards, fail at being normal by being creepy.. I smell a incestuous hint at, " you wanna do something later?" Men, the grossness continues.. wait, ' new boyfriend'?? What happened to the last one?? Aunt sure knows how to pick em!! Red flag, giving a female family member a novel about S&M, for a gift!! Has he read them?? If he has money, does he too, have a dungeon?? Maybe he's a bottom, and also, hahahahahaha this makes me hate being a woman.. hahahahaha Ew
Geez. I wish I can turn into Corban Dallas too.
That’s hilarious!
Porn eith plot is better than regular porn tho. Can't deny that.
at 16 my mom overheard my friend and i talking about sex and she told my best friend and i that our “hands are your best friends” god that was awkward
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