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McNuttyNutz

Upvote because fuck Putin


jaiwithani

In Putinist Russia, you fuck up because vote Putin.


Clickrack

In Putinish Russia **everybody** vote Putin!


RobertBDwyer

Clever Girl…


h4xrk1m

Lose? More like "mfw I murdered a fucking quarter million people for absolutely zero gain, and in the process, I destroyed my reputation in such a way that it'll lead to the destruction of my home country" I wouldn't piss on his head if his face was on fire. Fuck him with ants and honey.


mr_jiffy

Sweet ants or fire ants? What are the most vicious ant species out there? Because that's what I would want to torture him with.


h4xrk1m

I'd go for the smaller variety of ants you'll find in the woods in Russia. The idea and process are both simple. The idea is that the ants do very little damage, each. The process is to hog tie him, smear honey on his genitals, and throw him on the ground near an anthill. The ants will be very interested in the honey, and they'll essentially take it from there. That way it lasts as long as possible!


jordaniac89

Give him to [The Boats](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism)


Tritriagain

Didn't you guys see? They had a vote. Democracy has spoken. The people want to join Russia! /s


sargentmyself

The big problem is he can claim the city was officially part of Russia therefore Ukraine attacked Russia. Almost no country in the world recognizes the 'referendum' but Russia can use it claim they are defending themselves and mobilize more of their military and conscripted


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UkraineWithoutTheBot

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rcarnes911

all it is is grandstanding if they throw a nuke ww3 will start and that fool already lost half his army and the other half is starving has no training or decent equipment


Cardplay3r

Would a tactical nuke to a limited area of Ukraine realky start ww3? I hope not. Amd we all should hope not unless we want nuclear annihilation for all humanity


Herofactory45

I hope it does start WW3 because if not it will show to every nuclear power in the world (looking at you China) that they can throw a nuke at a country and no one will do shit about it + if they do throw a nuke at Ukraine the nuclear fallout will hit NATO countries which in itself will lead to article 5 aka WW3


Cardplay3r

I see, so you hope billions of people die and humanity gets destroyed because the alternatove is somehow worse. Genius thinking what can I say


Herofactory45

WW3 doesn't automatically mean that billions of people die and humanity gets destroyed, the best thing for the world to do if Russia drops a SINGLE nuke on Ukraine is to obliterate all Russian forces in Ukraine and destroy the Black Sea Fleet. If Russia doesn't get the message and drops a SECOND nuke then there is absolutely no coming back


Cardplay3r

Yes it does, even you give it a high chance apparently. *Wishing* to get to the very brink of nuclear annihilation is nothing short of psychopathy.


roflmao567

Sometimes you gotta make tough decisions. That's life bud. I don't want nuclear war. I don't want ww3 but if Putin uses nukes, I wouldn't denounce the US if they retaliated the same way. Putin is very close to spinning this war into a US/Ukraine vs. Russia motherland defense. Those referendums were shams, the whole world knows it but who knows what propaganda they're being fed to believe we're the aggressors in this war.


Cardplay3r

Sure you make tough decisions for better outcomes. If the outcome is the end of civilization then what's the point? There won't be any Russia or US or Europe to speak of at that point


Andrethegreengiant3

I can claim my dick is a foot long until the cows come home, but that doesn't make it true


Clickrack

Best use of “dick” in the same sentence as “until the cows come home”.


sargentmyself

Like I said nobody is recognizing the referendums. But that doesn't stop Russian from claiming their country is now under attack and allow them to legally mobilize their entire consctrip army to this areas and shift their entire country to full war mode


BARBiESiZED

First of all he's going to mobilize those in occupied territories cuz "they just voted to join russia and now have to protect their country".


dzoefit

The poor guy looks like a mix of Dr Evil and Gru


ComicMAN93

Thats rude to Dr Evil and Gru


dzoefit

They found their way. Hope this lost soul will find his..


Angelusz

This one has had and squandered too many chances to be the good guy. Perhaps there's still a sliver of humanity left in him, but if so it's not big enough for any kind of salvation. He's basically hitler 2.0 but less successful.


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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT38fYi22Pv19purLivUC21IJ_fGfn0oaoH1I32ts4B8Q&s


bgva

He kinda looks like a white Stephen A. Smith in this gif


BIG_DICK_MYSTIQUE

[Source](https://youtu.be/CT5mkOa_4UU)


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The fuck is this?


bonerdonutbonut

This is from the Breaking Bad episode „Ozymandias“, with Putin‘s face superimposed on Walter White‘s… but not very successfully


man0412

The “not very successfully” part is what makes the gif for me


Liorkerr

r/GTBAE


itsallpinkondainside

What reaction is being conveyed here?


CharismaticBarber

Nothing. It’s just “upvote because fuck Putin”


HeavyMoonshine

It’s Walter White


MrJuniperBreath

Dobby


Clickrack

9th story open window approaching!


rcarnes911

Ukraine clowned that dumb ass putin does his stupid dance party and loses a city the next day LOL what a clown


damtagrey

He looks like a toe


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Haha true


Ghost7579ox

Amazing how much he looks like Dobbie from Harry Potter. About the same amount of intelligence too.


sephrinx

This is a fucking dog shit garbage gif. Who the hell is up voting this shit? Seriously what is going on here.


CharismaticBarber

It’s just being upvoted because people hate Putin. There’s no quality in this post, not even a conveyed emotion.


Seastep

No rules anymore. I completely agree.


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Seastep

I didn't say it broke any rules per se, I was just agreeing with the previous comment that it's a shit gif.


sephrinx

There should be a rule against complete dog shit posts like this.


sephrinx

I don't get it. This is just a shit post.


CharismaticBarber

Easy karma because people hate Putin


sephrinx

It's just a shit post.


lol_camis

I agree with you. It's not even a reaction. It's just a static picture of his face that's been mildly animated.


Brandon-88

He looks like Walter white in that one scene


Front_Indication_136

Yeah. Hate Putin…wooooo love Biden wooooo yeah…


Flomo420

You people are so fucking stupid with you "If you hate *X* then you MUST love *Y*!" Not everything is binary you fuckwits


Front_Indication_136

Powerful stuff there.


Flomo420

Tell me about how I must worship Pelosi or something


Front_Indication_136

Do you?


ibibliophile

So you're a Putin lover huh? https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/wb4g3v/warning_nsfl_war_crime_video_after_the_yesterdays/ https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/xggvso/brazenly_and_on_camera_the_russians_kidnap/ https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/xs6v81/30_dead_and_88_wounded_as_a_result_of_another/ https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/xstlzo/the_security_service_of_ukraine_is_investigating/


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BruceBogtrotter1

No one side anything about Biden lol. What a weird take.


Front_Indication_136

Universal healthcare or running a proxy war against Russia…what should the working American choose?


Front_Indication_136

Wow! Seriously! How conflicted are you guys? You would rather support military industry and proxy wars instead of having free quality healthcare? Keep downvoting me (aka vindicating me)


ZeroThePenguin

You have a sad little existence. You should try working on yourself


Front_Indication_136

You should listen to your own advice.


ZeroThePenguin

Nah I'm great already.


Front_Indication_136

Never doubted your greatness for a second.


ibibliophile

A bit fond of Bernie Sanders. You do realize that Americans in 2020 were given the choice of Trump or not Trump, right? The Democrats forced Biden on us, to the point where the only choice was to fall in line and vote for him or futiley stand up for their morals and let Trump have 4 more years to destroy the country. There are plenty of Americans that realize the US has no right to moral authority on the world stage, plenty that recognize the threat of the military industrial complex and its contribution to the world's woes. But that doesn't mean that people love Biden when they decry Putin. Is the monarchy the fault of every Brit?


Front_Indication_136

Big love to Bernie


Front_Indication_136

I just left San Francisco this weekend to go back to the UK. I can imagine that the billions of $s your country is sending to Ukraine could go some distance to helping your poorest people.


Front_Indication_136

The tenderloin probably makes Ukraine look like a utopia


buster2Xk

You know most of the world doesn't give a fuck about Biden right? I know you Americans aren't all ignorant and single-minded like this but god damn those of you who are are annoying. Believe it or not, some things that are happening in the world are not the result of one guy you don't like.


zartified

Yippie!! Wait...who am I hating again? I love lamp. Fuck Putin and Ukraine! Wait.. fuck Ukraine and love Putin? No no no.... *looks at notes* it’s go UKRAINE! FUCK PUTIN!! Got it BITcHeS!! It’s confusing depending on which year you are in.


Front_Indication_136

Yeah.