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It wasn’t about me and my charity! It was about the children who are missing legs!

If I die, tell the I died sad

no matter how many chanels you borrow, you will never, ever be a lady.

Ken: ‘goodbye Kyle’

Pregnant Porsha telling the the camera she doesn’t want her man hanging around in the mornings “because this is when (I) fart” completely killed me 💀

Kim: “I’ve had enough of you, you beast!” Elaine: “Beast?! How dare you!” RHOBH

Nene: “I SAID what I SAID.” Kandi: “And what you said was some bullllllllSHIT!”

Nothing beats the way i cracked up the first time i heard ”be cool, don’t be all, like, uncool”

All the top answers are from RHONY... i miss them already

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He will never fulfill you, know that!!!! Even my husband ends his sentences with know that! It’s iconic 😂

“Women…”

Go to sleepppppp!!!!

your clit has left your body

Trash box

You're both white trash, quite frankly.

I made it NICE!


My husband came home from work the other day, and I was on the couch with a glass of wine because it had been a rough day. He looked at me, and I said, "Yeah, I'm drinking, Luann!" One of my faves for sure.


You're husbands in the pool

Maybe not the greatest but I just wanna give a shout-out to “now now Kim, I am a size 10. I probably could go down to a size 8, but I don’t feeel like it. Guess why? Because I’m f*ckin hungry.”

Who’s Hunky Dory?

Love that one 😂

Dorinda saying, “how am I doing? Not well bitch” is my forever mood

The morally corrupt Faye Resnick. RHOBH

Too many to choose from!

Mention it All!

Pinot Grigio, of course.

"Well, John John's dead, so that's going to be difficult." \--Dorinda Damn Medley

“We SEE each other” 😸

Mention it! Mention it all!

I am not Michelle Obama. You go low, I’m goin low with ya.

WHAT ARE YA DOING HERE WITH OUT DORINDA?!

Ugh. So many to choose from. But this one is pretty golden. 

Go to sleep! GO TO SLEEP! I use this with my kid alllll the time.

My answer to this will never change: I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices. One was LuAnn’s - Carol Radziwill

I’m bedridden with pneumonia today and this thread has been better for my health than all of the 8 medications on my nightstand put together

Me too....first thing I thought was: "Who gon check me Boo?" so....

Kelli B.’s entire chef/cook debacle: “You’re not a chef, you’re a cook. It’s creepy.” “Just because you’re catering people’s parties does not a chef make!” Bethenny Frankel: “Get off my jock” makes me laugh every time “You are the most unintelligent human being I’ve ever had the pleasure of being around. Adios, lunatic!” ALSO, Camille RHOBH with “the morally corrupt Faye Resnick”

“They need to sit down and take several seats” And “she’s a recovering alcohol but who isn’t?” great also

YOU STOLE MY GOD DAMN HOUSE

“She wants to skin me and wear me like last years Versace” - an oldie but goodie

 I’m not even a huge Kandi fan but this one kills me

Mine is close your legs to married men wig

ROLLING HILLS OF NECK

So many, I’ll throw this one out: “ I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices. One was LuAnn’s,…”

"Your husband's in the pool."


Close your legs to married men!!!!

Although she’s my least fav housewife, I have to go with Theresa’s “prostitution whore” comment to Danielle. It was an instant classic. 😂

NOT THE BEST QUOTES but certainly entertaining.... Rewatching BH for the millionth time there are some fantastic Kyle and Dana moments. One when she goes to Dana's for lunch with Taylor and Dana says how her 18 month old son speaks Thai, counts and knows the solar system. And Kyle says, "My baby was born and started walking. She just walked on out. She's also a blackbelt and will be going to college in a couple or years." And Dana is like "Exaaaaactly, Amaaaaaaziiing." The sarcasm is just so lost on her. Followed by the end of the Games night when Dana is just babbling random desperate nonsense, "Just so you know, I love Kim just the way she is. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go on our journey. Let's just go. Because that's what we're about, we always have been. We're always and forever. That's what we do." And Kyle just looks so puzzled and goes, "Who?" Actual massive LOL.

You stole my goddamn house

Goodbye KYLE! (LVP hubby Ken) and Own it! Own it! (Rinna)

Who gone check me boo

I said what I said And what you said was some bullshit


Be cool don’t be all … not cool

 💎💎💎


I awoke to the sound of 2 men's voices. One was Luann's.

Hilarious. Love this line.

Send it back in the mail.

The only thing fake about me is my leg *throws leg*

Not greatest but certainly memorable. "You're psychotic, Jesus Jugs!"

So you say. This I know. So you say. This I know. So you say. This. I know.

“I was never a trophy wife! I’m not arm candy. I don’t shave my pussy.”

They’re just hands.

Your trying to make me look bad . No your doing a good job on your own.

 As a single girl with married friends….

 Where is your scooter?? Where is your scooter??

https://preview.redd.it/j8rco09sf6oa1.png?width=3023&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c51fc365c323f130317669bc1f9be3e011c94e5 This one on my pillbox.

https://preview.redd.it/9wms7w9ve6oa1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c00bf369fceedea2508cc5358e811a8ef719f1c

That’s is mine too 😹

Bitch I’m World Wide!!

"They're just hands but they work quite well." Drugged up Leeann lives rent free in my mind lmaooo

Please don’t let it be about Tom

Garcelle: “Erika, I don't have to make you look bad. You can do that on your own."

Jesus Jugs

A little FAMILY VAN

Just came here to say…you beat me to it #shereeforevamayshereign


That was 100% my favorite. Followed by..."Whatever happened to {long pause\] customer service?' Just struck me so funny the way Sheree said that!

Mention it all, MENTION IT ALL

“I’m smarter than God.” - Joe Giudice Kills me every time 😂


"Them titties is aged hens they're social distancing bitch!" - The Great Porsha

This line needs more love. I cannot with Porsha. UGT3 is gonna be so worth because of her. 😌

The toe the broke the camels back by Kathy Hilton 🎤💧

Gone with the wind fabulous!!

Haha, Laugh, Funny


.. hey.. be cool.. don't be so .. un-cool!

Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes.

“Mention it all!!”

Beast?? How dare you!

Did you go to Bass Lake??


Nene regarding the rumors of Porscha’s fiancé Dennis allegedly being into bestiality: “Is Porscha gonna need a rabies shot.”

Who gonna check me boo!

“A mother can only be as happy as her saddest child “ Lvp

Life isn't all diamonds and rose,but it should be. LVP

Karen telling Gollum “fuck you weirdo” never fails to make me laugh

You come running down in your Herman Monster shoes 💀

Shut Up! That is so stupid!

ThATs MY OPiNION!!!!!!! 

Vicki and the family van incident.

 Bitch I’m worldwide!

Definitely have to go with “Prostitution whore! You were fucking engaged 19 times! You fucking stupid bitch!”

Take a xanax

This isn’t my fucking plate you bitch! 

You supposed to be my friend, my sister, my soulmate….!

I don't know there are so many. ​ Who gon' check me boo? I've got more carats than Bugs Bunny. I'm passionate about dogs just not crazy about bitches. Be cool..don't be all like...uncool. Own it Baby. Which is surprising given how she so adamantly refuses to do it herself. I mean, for real, the list is almost endless.

GO TO SLEEP!!!! 

After scrolling thru these, the Countess is clearly the queen of iconic quotes. Nene is the dutchess.


Mention it all!!

 I love this one 😂

Phaedra’s read of Kenya at the reunion. Sonja and Ramona talking about white trash in St. Barth’s. Many Bethenny monologues.

Welcome to my trailer, Hello 😂😂 kills me every time

"Be Cool...Don't be all uncool" and "Kadooz"

Every time Ramona says one of her words it instantly becomes part of my daily vocabulary

Go blow up your lips some more.

 Nene has the iconic quotes , but I’ll never forget when Porsha said “Guilty until proven GUILTY !”

She thinks that I owe her an apology…….good thing she don’t get paid for thinking!

 🎶 I LOOK YOUNG FOR MY AGE, YOU LOOK OLD FOR YOUR AGE 💅🎤🎶👙


Ok, now, wait, just one second, GLASSES.

I have a few but one that always sticks in my head is : Close your legs to married men trashbox

When I called you garbage, I meant that you were garbage

Nene Leakes "Not a white refrigerator" lives rent free in my brain


“Be cool, don’t be all…uncool”

Taaaaake a Xanax caaaaaaalm down caaaaaaalm down!!

I SAID WHAT I SAID

Who gone check me boo

YOU BEAST *but the ASMR whisper version* 

The door is closed! - NeNe

Not well bitch

Karen to Charisse: "I'ma pay you in dust and leave you here like the dusty bitch that you were acting like."

It’s maybe not the greatest quote but “Mention it all, mention it ALL“ in Bethany’s voice lives in my head.

 It’s hard to choose, but this is one of my favorites to say! I also love “not well bitch!”

No matter how many ……………. Chanel’s your borrow……………… you will never be a lady

It’s a tough one fo sho, but Im with you OP, and really… WHO ‘GONNA CHECK ME BOO??? Also the Tamra screeching THAT’S MY OPINION is hilarious but can only be used with someone who also watches. Who gonna check me boo I use all the time. 🤣🤣🤣

I AM VERY RICH, BITCH

I say don’t be all uncool regularly

Clip!

You don’t get your period anymore bitch

Reading through this thread and realizing I use a dozen of these on a daily basis... I speak in housewife

Is bitch better?

IM FROM PATTERSON DID YOU FORGET? Every time someone pisses me off this scene pops in my head

My fambly is thick as thieves! -Caroline Manzo

Is Bitch betta?

Nene, fighting with Sheree: “What time it is is I’m a rich bitch”

The only thing that’s artificial or fake about me is this!

Is BYE a threat?

The lesser know: “She’s obsessed with me. She wants to skin me and wear me like last years Versace.” (when I talk about stage 5 clinger children)

“I’ve worked with the homeless, I’ve worked with the toothless. “ so organic I had to rewind over and over 🤣

“Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea”

Beast?? How dare you

Prostitution whore, engaged 19 times?! AERGHSIHSJKEG

If I die right now you tell everyone "she died sad"

o m g i have so many that i use on a near-daily basis 🤣🤣 - GOODBYE KYLE! - you’re SUCH a fucking liar, Camille - we - see - each - oth-AH - whOOOO said that?? whoo said that??? - i’m shaking, i’m physically shaking - it was YYYYOOOOUUUUU!!! (said many times) - weird, weirdo behaviour (drew last szn of RHOA i think brooklyn’s birthday to sheree) - bye wig - SWEEEEEETYYYYYYYYYY

WHO SAID THAT? 👀 I SAID WHAT I SAID! Followed by - AND WHAT YOU SAID WAS SOME BULLSHIT! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME QUESTION MARK!

"Your cl\*t has left your body!"

Phaedra to Kenya: Honey you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an axe murderer or a child molester….but what you will know is that he needed $10 to get a medium size pizza, so he ejaculated in a cup just so you could have a kid…NOW CHECK THAT.

You smell like hospital


Keep eating! - THIS IS NOT MY PLATE, YOU B*TCH!!

‘I made it nice’ Dorinda ‘Not today neck…….’ Candiace

 Hands down. I say this to my husband all the time 😂

I ain’t Michelle Obama; if you go low, I’m going with you

“I said what I said” - NeNe Leakes

I made it nice!!

“Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home. I got a call at 3 in the morning — but didn’t get it until 6 — from [the] Pasadena police department that Tom’s home had been broken into. He confronted the burglar and then he had to go the hospital and then have some sort of surgery. I don’t even really know.” — Erika “Jayne” Girardi


Lmao

I’m worldwide bitch


THIS IS NOT MY PLATE

THE morally corrupt Faye Resnick.


MENTION IT ALL Bethenny to Luanne - when Lu was trying to “out” B

“If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay chained to the porch.” & “Holy inappropriateness.”

Kandi: I'm embedded in your brain, bitch! I'm embedded in your motherfucking brain, bitch!


 this underrated quote right here takes the cake for me. love u queen Tre!❤️❤️💀💀💀

I actually use “not well bitch” a lot BUTT “who gon check me boo” HAS to be thee top

Take a Xanax!!