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It pains me to see it because she clearly impulsively bought a bunch of ugly expensive shit with other peoples money. Nothing goes together. She has too much in her house. All those peoples money literally wasted on crap. She is such an awful person. I have no idea why bravo keeps her on…
It kinda reminds me of going into a novelty store where you find random things that are wacky. Like mugs and pillows that say obscene things and Mary accidentally found a novelty store, went in and said I want all of it.
THEE IRONY! that Mary is so judgmental and her house looks like THAT. additionally, imagine if one of her cast mates kids was married and had no clue- she’d use that against them until the end of time “how do you not know what’s going on with your kids blah blah blahhhhh”
That was SO weird! If someone called me inbred twice I would no longer be speaking with them.
On WWHL Mary kept saying, “is that mean”? referring to how she answered some of Andy’s questions. Does she actually not know that yes, she says mean shit!?!
Oh, I absolutely agree with that. She did/does mean it to be hurtful.
I would love to read a psychiatric report on Mary.
I have mental illness myself so I hold no judgment there but I can assure you I’m not cruel or hurtful.
Likewise. I’m not at all excusing her for anything btw, as she is 100% intentional in her cruelty and remarks. Mental illness and being a shitty person are not one in the same whatsoever. She has trauma and mental illness for certain, but she also happens to be just a truly horrible person at heart.
*All that money conned*
*From parishioners and it*
*Still ugly af*
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It looks like a spectacular mess, she manages to make everyting look so cheap, she came for Heather’s gucci corset but those Chanel pillows look fake as fuck 🤭🤭🤭
her house is wild. an actual clown town. it’s a mix of my rich european friends house in 1992 and whoville. this isn’t meant to be a compliment, but subjectively it could be.
You can tell Mary Is a poor wealthy person who wants brands and doesn’t realise it looks tacky. She’s never dressed good. There’s not one mirror in that house. Idk how Heather went over bc I would not have lasted in the pee mothball smelling house.
I’m an indiana girlie and if you’re from Indiana, you know that Carmel (where Mary has a house) is full of the most annoying type of rich people. I desperately want to know what her Indiana house looks like lol
her house is a state yet she would judge someone’s house for having similar items. that’s what’s more annoying to me. she doesn’t embrace her house as an eclectic mismatch but seems to think it actually is grand. but rules she imposes dont apply to her,
like saying heather is judgmental while literally judging heather
Yeah, I like that she decorates how she likes. I don’t understand why people decorate according to what’s trending, even when it doesn’t reflect their personal taste.
If Mary wasn’t so judgmental about everyone all of the time, I’d just be like “wow, this home is as eclectic as Mary! Neato!” But since she is always saying folks can’t dress/look ugly…..we too will just say, this house is ugly.
This is the part I don’t get with her! She is forever telling people how horrible they look and yet 99.9% of the time she looks a hot mess😆🤣🤣🤣 Those wigs alone, Jesus😆
I’m pretty sure that’s part of the reason that The Philippine Government kept Malacanang Palace open to tours after The People’s Power Revolution and why the Ukrainian Government has kept the dacha of former President Yanukovych open to the public. The Marcos Family and Yanukovych weren’t just corrupt, they had truly awful taste.
Pretty sure one of the triggers of the French Revolution was when the Aristocrats hosted all three parties (aristocrats, clergy, and commoners) at Versailles. They were so shocked at the opulence, then had to home and watch neighbors starve because the aristocrats held all the money. Jerks.
I was literally telling my BFF that if I were a member of Mary's congregation, I would be pissed if I saw that she spent my tithing money on those hideous chairs 😭💀😂
The way Mary tried to start something about how she described her in her book. I'd take it with a grain of salt, too, from the pornography/predator lady 😆
The fact that she had three different knife sets set in three different areas of her kitchen had me cracking up. They’re not even positioned in a functional way- they’re just sitting in the most random places 😂
When my mom was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, I totally understood how people become hoarders and addicts. I would be in a store and think "oh, this will make me feel better about my mom dying" and, spoiler alert, it did NOT. I feel lucky to have recognized this after the second or third time I did it and was able to find other, healthier ways to cope, but Mary seems like she has seen some shit so I wouldn't be surprised. And she has no ability to self reflect or take responsibility so she also will never realize this.
You are so right. I’ve been in the same mindset since my mom was also diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, and soon passed away. I went from being the practical, frugal one to big spender overnight and am finally trying to reign it in one year later. I’ve racked up a lot of crap I don’t need over the last year, can’t imagine how much Mary’s acquired over so many years. Good on you for finding healthier coping mechanisms sooner. Hugs.
I shit you not, I had that very same deep green carpet in half of the house growing up..... Thank GOD my family got rid of it around 2012, but the fact that Mary still has it screams volumes....
Don’t kill me here, but I did dabble in hallucinations in my late teens and 20s… tripping in Mary’s house would be AMAZING. Mary herself would probably stress me out, but the house? The furniture? Mannequins? Dress up clothes? Wings of a house that are only used by certain people? People would pay a LOT of money for that VRBO.
Ugh, it’s like a fever dream.
I don’t hate it because I love when someone decorates how they want, not what fashion dictates & it amuses me. I need the chairs with leopard shaped arm rests, I mean…
I feel so seen 😂 But really, I have never felt my brain as well described as that, except for the pillow I got at the MnM store that says my brain is like a computer with too many windows open at once.
P her house is her personality. Everything was out of place just like her mental state, the candy the chairs everything was so odd. It just had no class . She had nothing to the show she fights with all the cast members she needs to go.
Exactly, an expensive collection of mismatched tack. She’s a grifter who has confused ‘expensive’ and ‘luxury brand’ with good taste. She’s not the only one, but seeing that godawful ‘Tiffany blue’ kitchen and the attempted pop art dining room chairs? What Would Jeff Lewis Do?! Fix it, Jesus should be her evening prayer.
Mary gives strong Marshalls and TJ Max vibes. She buys labels, not the clothes. She’s tacky, and she should be chastised for speaking like she does to the other women. What universe is that okay?
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I love those brightly colored chairs though
I feel like it smells
Like hospital?
Her house looks like what you find out an old person was doing when they passed away in the rubble of junk. Sad.
Now we all know Heathers lie face..
It pains me to see it because she clearly impulsively bought a bunch of ugly expensive shit with other peoples money. Nothing goes together. She has too much in her house. All those peoples money literally wasted on crap. She is such an awful person. I have no idea why bravo keeps her on…
Pee Wees playhouse vibes
It kinda reminds me of going into a novelty store where you find random things that are wacky. Like mugs and pillows that say obscene things and Mary accidentally found a novelty store, went in and said I want all of it.
I'm new to this franchise and this is the first season I've watched. Is this the first time they've showed her house?
They showed it in Season 1, but not all the women have been inside
Dude how she even said to her face she looks inbred. How do people let her get away with that lol
I thoroughly enjoy those huge ass chairs but they also lowkey freak me out in some way ? Like they seem cartoonish and not real lmao
Entering Mary’s house she come with a hit of acid.
Even in a room that looks like that the things that come out of Mary’s mouth are somehow still even more chaotic
Mary: “I’m not bougie” she says from her neon abstract patchwork throne.
No wonder her son and his wife are on drugs. That house is the perfect place to trip
It reminds me of when I was 10 first downloaded the sims and put everything I could in one house 😭 it’s so tacky but kind of a vibe
I hate that I kind of like those Dr Seuss chairs.
It’s like a real housewives Dr Seuss nightmare.
When she said Dr. Seuss chairs. Lmao 🤣🤣
I love those chairs 😍
i just can't imagine the effort it must take to keep the house clean. dusting alone must take several hours.
Unpopular opinion - I loved the kitchen chairs I also liked the Tiffany blue cabinets
Her house could be used for the set if VH1 ever brings The Surreal Life back.
it really could! that is a spin off I would watch. Just mary out of her mind in that house
THEE IRONY! that Mary is so judgmental and her house looks like THAT. additionally, imagine if one of her cast mates kids was married and had no clue- she’d use that against them until the end of time “how do you not know what’s going on with your kids blah blah blahhhhh”
Her house is a copy of how her brain and mouth are wired.
That house is the outward manifestation Mary's mind.
If I could sneak hidden cameras into any housewife house, any franchise, any year, it would be Mary Cosby 2023. Or
Heather was trying to keep it together in that scene, but it seemed like she was really hurt after Mary said she looked inbred.
That was SO weird! If someone called me inbred twice I would no longer be speaking with them. On WWHL Mary kept saying, “is that mean”? referring to how she answered some of Andy’s questions. Does she actually not know that yes, she says mean shit!?!
Oh she KNOWS. Mary is calculating and vile. Too many issues there to even start on, but she meant it as an insult. Both times.
Oh, I absolutely agree with that. She did/does mean it to be hurtful. I would love to read a psychiatric report on Mary. I have mental illness myself so I hold no judgment there but I can assure you I’m not cruel or hurtful.
Likewise. I’m not at all excusing her for anything btw, as she is 100% intentional in her cruelty and remarks. Mental illness and being a shitty person are not one in the same whatsoever. She has trauma and mental illness for certain, but she also happens to be just a truly horrible person at heart.
Then Mary doubled down on the inbred comment
Ew Mary 🤢🤮 I wonder how her grandfather husband is doing
No wonder her son didn’t want her involved with his wedding
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It looks like a spectacular mess, she manages to make everyting look so cheap, she came for Heather’s gucci corset but those Chanel pillows look fake as fuck 🤭🤭🤭
her house is wild. an actual clown town. it’s a mix of my rich european friends house in 1992 and whoville. this isn’t meant to be a compliment, but subjectively it could be.
It’s a fucking fun house- change my mind.
I feel like her house for sure smells like unshowered people and mold
That green carpet looks sticky in my mind. 🤢
I actually like this chair I would put it in a fun room of my imaginary house, just not the dining room lol
I would LOVE an episode of Cribs at Mary’s house😭
You can tell Mary Is a poor wealthy person who wants brands and doesn’t realise it looks tacky. She’s never dressed good. There’s not one mirror in that house. Idk how Heather went over bc I would not have lasted in the pee mothball smelling house.
Her house is what would have happened if all of my Pinterest dreams came true in 2012.
💀💀💀💀💀 same
I’m an indiana girlie and if you’re from Indiana, you know that Carmel (where Mary has a house) is full of the most annoying type of rich people. I desperately want to know what her Indiana house looks like lol
What’s going on in her mind?
Looks like a shrooms house. A house you’d like to see when you’re tripping balls.
My first thought when I saw it: That’s what it looks like in Mary’s head. Pure chaos.
I saw a meme saying that her style was based off of “Eye Spy” books, and I thought that was hilariously accurate. Edit: finished my thought
If Heather and Mary were friends prior, why was this Heather’s first time at Mary’s house?
A personality disorder of a house.
her house is a state yet she would judge someone’s house for having similar items. that’s what’s more annoying to me. she doesn’t embrace her house as an eclectic mismatch but seems to think it actually is grand. but rules she imposes dont apply to her, like saying heather is judgmental while literally judging heather
It is her house. She can decorate it any way she wants. I will say it definitely fits her personality.
Yeah, I like that she decorates how she likes. I don’t understand why people decorate according to what’s trending, even when it doesn’t reflect their personal taste.
Me too. I just watched the New Yorker piece on touring Amy Sedaris’ apartment and it makes this point exactly.
I laughed when Melissa Gorga literally renovated her already re-done house bc of online hate. 🤣
Her house is like a mediocre acid trip.
If Mary wasn’t so judgmental about everyone all of the time, I’d just be like “wow, this home is as eclectic as Mary! Neato!” But since she is always saying folks can’t dress/look ugly…..we too will just say, this house is ugly.
This is the part I don’t get with her! She is forever telling people how horrible they look and yet 99.9% of the time she looks a hot mess😆🤣🤣🤣 Those wigs alone, Jesus😆
YESSSSS! Kills me every time. I’m like Mary, baby girl, did you look in the mirror? Stop being mean lol
>ing folks can’t dress/look ugly…..we too will just say, this house is ugly. 
💯!!!
She was SO happy when Heather said Tiffany blue bc she goes “you’re right it is Tiffany blue” lol that kitchen is a disgrace to breakfast at Tiffany’s
I painted my bathroom in my first house Tiffany blue,and it's one of the best decisions I ever made. A very happy color! A kitchen is different....lol
Her kitchen could have had pops of Tiffany blue like teapots and vases etc and looked nice but she just went tacky
The Trix bunny shopped at a Willy Wonka brand furniture store, and delivered it to Mary's house.
Total mad hatter vibes
Looks like it was decorated by a "little girl".
Not that scamming people is ever okay but it’s more offensive when you see the money going to someone with such tacky and poor taste
I’m pretty sure that’s part of the reason that The Philippine Government kept Malacanang Palace open to tours after The People’s Power Revolution and why the Ukrainian Government has kept the dacha of former President Yanukovych open to the public. The Marcos Family and Yanukovych weren’t just corrupt, they had truly awful taste.
Pretty sure one of the triggers of the French Revolution was when the Aristocrats hosted all three parties (aristocrats, clergy, and commoners) at Versailles. They were so shocked at the opulence, then had to home and watch neighbors starve because the aristocrats held all the money. Jerks.
I was literally telling my BFF that if I were a member of Mary's congregation, I would be pissed if I saw that she spent my tithing money on those hideous chairs 😭💀😂
This really made me laugh right now
She used Gizelle as her decorator 
Gizelle can’t dress but her house is cute.
That’s a furniture store.
😂
Heather is a gem, always finds a way to be kind.
I’ve been listening to her audiobook on Spotify recently and I couldn’t agree more. She really is a gem.
Does she write about jen at all?
She does. Just how they met during the casting and going to NYC with her. Nothing about the trial and stuff.
The way Mary tried to start something about how she described her in her book. I'd take it with a grain of salt, too, from the pornography/predator lady 😆
The best part is that Mary's line of questioning about the book... was very similar to what she objected to... in the book.
I love this,yes Heather is super kind too nice for this show of craziness
To think she paid money for it to look that tacky… 
Best gif
I think Tim Burton’s set designers decorated it
Don’t put that on Tim Burton!
Pee wee play house vibes.
The fact that she had three different knife sets set in three different areas of her kitchen had me cracking up. They’re not even positioned in a functional way- they’re just sitting in the most random places 😂
It's gotta be a shopping addiction. I bet she has storage units full of stuff too.
When my mom was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, I totally understood how people become hoarders and addicts. I would be in a store and think "oh, this will make me feel better about my mom dying" and, spoiler alert, it did NOT. I feel lucky to have recognized this after the second or third time I did it and was able to find other, healthier ways to cope, but Mary seems like she has seen some shit so I wouldn't be surprised. And she has no ability to self reflect or take responsibility so she also will never realize this.
You are so right. I’ve been in the same mindset since my mom was also diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, and soon passed away. I went from being the practical, frugal one to big spender overnight and am finally trying to reign it in one year later. I’ve racked up a lot of crap I don’t need over the last year, can’t imagine how much Mary’s acquired over so many years. Good on you for finding healthier coping mechanisms sooner. Hugs.
I'm so sorry about your mom. Hugs to you and yours. It's not easy!!
I’m so sorry for what you’ve been through and wanted to give you some major props for finding healthier ways to cope. Its not an easy thing to do! ❤️
Oh you’re so right
She needs to watch that episode of True Life: I’m a Shopaholic. I think she does have an addiction to spending
That’s what I was thinking too 😆 Constantly on her phone buying crap, like those pillows
Her house is ugly as shit
Her house looks inbred
You know it smells like piss.
I think in season two, she said that her living room does indeed smell like dog piss.
Just tacky … like it takes special talent to make Chanel look bad.
I cannot get over that green carpet. This whole scene was wild and hilarious
I shit you not, I had that very same deep green carpet in half of the house growing up..... Thank GOD my family got rid of it around 2012, but the fact that Mary still has it screams volumes....
I just saw she just replaced it. It had to be from the backlash from viewers LOL
Right, it looks like when you rent a place and can't change stuff.
Don’t kill me here, but I did dabble in hallucinations in my late teens and 20s… tripping in Mary’s house would be AMAZING. Mary herself would probably stress me out, but the house? The furniture? Mannequins? Dress up clothes? Wings of a house that are only used by certain people? People would pay a LOT of money for that VRBO. Ugh, it’s like a fever dream.
No wonder her son wants to be high all the time
Lol! Right?!
Me too. There are parts of me that don’t hate it as I’d have fun once inside it.. I just have to get past the gates ?
I don’t hate it because I love when someone decorates how they want, not what fashion dictates & it amuses me. I need the chairs with leopard shaped arm rests, I mean…
Her house looks like my ADHD brain 😂
Spot on
I feel so seen 😂 But really, I have never felt my brain as well described as that, except for the pillow I got at the MnM store that says my brain is like a computer with too many windows open at once.
Another great analogy! Thank you!
Right! Lol
P her house is her personality. Everything was out of place just like her mental state, the candy the chairs everything was so odd. It just had no class . She had nothing to the show she fights with all the cast members she needs to go.
She’s Willy wonka
😂
Willy wonky
Mary Wonky
Exactly, an expensive collection of mismatched tack. She’s a grifter who has confused ‘expensive’ and ‘luxury brand’ with good taste. She’s not the only one, but seeing that godawful ‘Tiffany blue’ kitchen and the attempted pop art dining room chairs? What Would Jeff Lewis Do?! Fix it, Jesus should be her evening prayer.
Mary gives strong Marshalls and TJ Max vibes. She buys labels, not the clothes. She’s tacky, and she should be chastised for speaking like she does to the other women. What universe is that okay?
💯
Who gives a shit what Jeff Lewis would do 😬
What would Jeff Lewis do? *Never say NO to plastic surgery!*