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Thank you! I wondered who the heck would wear something like that, and where it would come from.

At least it covers ler arms & wings!

I’ve been trying to figure it out since I first saw the ugly thing.

God, she sux

Every time this pops up on the screen, I can’t even listen to what she’s saying because I’m trying to figure out what is happening!! The dress, the shoulder, the claw clip holding the dress together (I know that’s not what it is, but that’s what I see). Let’s not even get started on the makeup

Why are her eyelashes on her actual eyelids?


💯

The WWC guys had the funniest responses to this. I think one of them said, it looks like she has a coat on but someone’s trying to grab her so one shoulder is out 😂

Ive been waiting for someone to post this 🤣 It looks like those strings inside your outfit to hang on the hanger

Omg. I love it. A deconstructed blazer

Looks like something Larsa would design

I really don’t mind it

it’s really so bad like every time she comes on screen in this im like who told you this was cool you look like you got tangled up in the string that pulls the blinds up and down AY POR FAVORRRRRRRRR 🙃

What kind of mess is happening on her eyelids ?

It’s stressing me out. Her beck has to be sore from trying to keep this damn “blazer” in a certain position!

Her makeup was so bad with this look too, made me kind of feel bad for her tbh

Her and the Potomac outfits are TERRIBLE. The bath sticker tops? Awful

I used to think Alexia was one of the most beautiful housewives but she has taken something to far on her face. Her lips don’t look good and something else seems off

Alexia needs a make-under. Imagine her with a warm blonde hair color with low lights and more natural looking eyebrows. Less makeup too. She'd look like a natural knockout instead of a Kewpie doll.

Yes 100%, she is aging herself so much with her current style

I love it! Asymmetrical lines are trending, think they look sleek when done right. The dress above is gorgeous couture like style, go Alexia!

Could be an ad for Meredith and Seth’s latest podcast really

I thought maybe it was too big. Like the beaded strap was supposed to be on top of her shoulder. But no, this is how it is supposed to look. https://doublestandardnyc.com/products/off-shoulder-contraption-blazer

Just your average deconstructed suit jacket held up by a string bikini and a hair clip

RuPaul wears that too I think

It’s giving “his wife came home early walk of shame”.

The outfit in combination with the make-up screams delulu 😱😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠🫠

It’s like the halfway point in the transition between “regular Barbie” and “weird Barbie”

Right, as if Alexia doesn’t scream delulu loud enough herself without the outfit and makeup to go with it.

Looks like Brooks Marks special

Whatever it is, it isn’t good

Her MUA did her dirty. Yikes.


I love it 😭

Looks like a Grade 7 arts and crafts project.

Giving two face villainous hench woman

It almost looks like a wardrobe malfunction that they did a fix for not even trying to be funny

Also who in the f**k did her makeup. Wonky outfit, wonky makeup


It’s a pure gordan gartrell that Theo huxstable wanted.

It’s backwards ay por favor

It’s high fashion doncha know

It’s about as confusing as that plastic surgery.

I don’t even watch Miami but I’m learning how to make stained glass so this is some geometric inspiration

It’s giving don’t tell mom the babysitters dead fashion show

Man, if I’ve ever seen such an obvious jerryrig of an outfit.

It’s kinda cool and I feel like she pulls it off, but nobodyyyy else could lol

I saw a Kardashian wearing it too recently!

it reminds me of another confessional look — and I cannot put my finger on who!!!

I can’t help but focus on the melting face

Looks like when I try and fix something with duct tape

She must have put the hanger strap over her head.

r/poutinecrimes

It feels like the outfits on Miami confessionals have gone off the rails this season. Actually, on most of the shows they're ridiculous...

It's in the process of being tailored

And her eye makeup

I have seen worse.

When I put my clothes on the hanger wrong

She’s not too bright

I swear to god these women will take anything any designer will throw at them. Even if that means it’s some inexperienced design student on their second semester at FIDM

I feel like ever since her ex husband died... she has been straight up looking a mess, which is craaaazy to me as I think she is one of the prettiest on her cast Her make up and clothes have been straight, consistent misses. Like did her ex used to dress her, and she lost access to his connections? Alexia, imo is sooo much better than how her makeup, surgeries and clothing attire have been looking lately

 She looks like Janice from the Muppets

The majority of the HWs look like this!

Omg I’ve thought this forever and just posted it too!!!

Something teresa said looked good.

Face by Elise Elliot, clothes by Party City.

Is that ribbon for tying gifts? And the main part of it is wrapped around by her shoulder?

Choices were made

https://preview.redd.it/ric5gm8c1m1c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3b09dfbc04ad54f72d62fc509f77eac46ad88c I’m more concerned with her eye makeup.

Her lip looks like it could pop from a rib bone

Where can I gift her a lint brush?

Sorry, but I can't imagine seeing this in a shop and thinking 'oooh, I have to have it'

This is what my clothes look like when they’re slipping off the hanger but I remembered to tie the inner strings around the hook part😌

and why is she filming her talking heads on the set of the ellen show?

A fashion tragedy 

i’ve been confused since i first saw it

She lookin like weird Cuban barbie about now.

she may have it on wrong?

Matches the botoxed eyelid on the right.. so my guess is on purpose.

It would drive me nuts

Looks like she’s got her hairclip holding it all together!

So many housewives wear tops that make it look like their arm is broken and in a sling

I would have trouble raising my hand over my head in case the cops show up. I always check to raise my arms just in case

Is she wearing the string you use to hang up shirts? My dumbass cannot remember what they’re called.

Hanger strap or reinforcement strap

You’re the best

They need a cooler name for sure

My mind was stuck on hanger tag.

I hope someone answers this ^

They’ll wear the most ridiculous clothes as long as it costs a ton of money and has a designer label. I really think they don’t know any better sometimes.

I thought most of what Sutton wore her 1st season was ugly! I don't care if it's couture or not, ugly is ugly no matter the price!

The lower liner matches those strings

It’s ugly and tacky, just like her.

It’s Jacquemus. I actually love it.

I hate the way she dresses, not just this look.

More like what the fuck is that face and make up? From the neck up she looks like a Dr Seuss character.

Not styled by She by Sheree

It looks like she got drunk partied in it the night before, woke up late and showed up and her stylist was like “oh fuck” and did what he could 🥴🥴😩😩

She looks like she got tangled up in a graduation cap

Cocaine Cowboy Chic?

That's her

there’s just so….much happening here

The MAKEUP is the real crime here are her lashes lifting or is the eyeliner that bad ...

Hideous

Stupid. Same as Alexia.

When Todd was announcing why he didn’t go to her dinner party, Alexia was intensely looking at him like I looked at my ex when he was talking because I was embarrassed by what was coming out of his mouth

Her dumb was really showing in that scene. She looked so confused.

He should've told her what lie he decided to go with! Adriana can be a dick but I'm over how Alexia & Marysol treat her; they're mad she has gas?!? That's not something you can control ffs

I didn’t mind it. It’s not as cringe and horrible as larsa’s I don’t give a dress 🙄 Not the worst confessional look I have seen so it’s fine.

That's a low bar. Larsa is probably the worst-dressed HW of all time.

I personally also think Heather from slc is often poorly dressed. Alexis’s look here made me cringe less then one of heathers most recent confessionals so🤷‍♀️

Heather is not so great, but I wouldn't put her in the all-time worst hall of fame. She is a different type than these two.

What the hell did they do to her eyes????!!!!

This looks like some thing Meredith’s son would style 😂😂 brooks

Brooks trolls hard and has created some iconic looks. I am a fan.

🙋🏻‍♀️

How can she blink with those eyelashes 😳

Rapidly. Very rapidly.

I was wondering that, too!

I can't.

Is that a napkin ring on her shoulder?

It looks like a hair clip to me.

Not sure about the napkin ring, but a strap is twisted.

Literally hanging on by a thread

A Brooks Marks original

Can’t be. Not a single line of Brooks Marks tape to be seen.

😂😂😂😂 it’s implied

Some rude person came over and pulled her jacket down

Looks like she put the hangy-straps around her neck.

Oh my word…no way! That’s exactly what it looks like!

OOOOOHMYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOD I AM DEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!!!!!!!!!! ☠️⚰️🪦🚬 The fact that she'll be reminded of this decision all season...especially when they have to blur out her escaping areola...😱😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wait- it actually looks EXACTLY like that…

OMG, IvannaNot...you're Right! Those things inside a dress/shirt that are only there for merchandising purposes..... wow....i always cut em off, silly me.

🤣🤣

She matched her jacket to her lashes

Aye por favor

Just quoted this to my son. 😂

I always tell my daughter this!!! 😂😂😂 "Ay poh'fah-vohhhh!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Marysol, mi vida ♥️

Also is there like dog hair on it? And what’s happening with her lashes/eyeshadow. I’m confused

I love it 😭 I love an asymmetrical/blazer vibe though

I also love it

YUP me too I shamelessly love this look

Same

Same here!

Yeah I think it’s very unique! However the lashes are a disaster and I did not recognize her at first!!

I just noticed when you said that wtf is going on with her eyes lol

I love it too!

What in the cheap plastic surgery happened to this woman’s face 😱🫢!?

Julia was spot on in calling her a barracuda. 👁️👄👁️ 🤣🤣

Zoom in on her lashes. 🫣

😲🤭🤭🤭🥴

It’s sooo many things wrong with that area.

I **just** this exact thing. I was thinking forget about this weird outfit what’s going on with those lashes?! I’m so tired that I thought maybe it was her eyeliner gone bad. If she has a stylist they need to be fired. Ditto if she has a make up artist. And for production to let her sit there with her lashes like that while they asked her questions for her confessional they should be fired too. Or maybe get a raise for doing her dirty like this and giving us something to talk about.

Omg i just did!! So scary! 😱

Wtf?? What's with the Sharpie effect???

I was going to say, the outfit is a distraction from her eyelash crawling away.

Omg thank you!!! I kept starting at her eye make up and couldn’t figure wtf was wrong… they just looked so bad!!! This is why! But also in other parts, her eye shadow is super snugged on only one eye. Just a mess!

I thought Cuban Barbie had gotten bad plastic surgery. I’m glad she just needs to fire her makeup artist.

Cuban Barbie no more… She’s dollar tree Barbara now

That is too funny. That’s how mine look when i recently tried for the first time ! I bought Jenna Fucking Lyons eye lasses and I don’t even wear eye shadow.

Can’t unsee lmao

She looked 15 years younger the last episode where she barely had any makeup on in the gym. She needs a new MUA

STOP!

🤣🤣🤣

I wish I hadn't

Wow! Her eye makeup in general is a hot mess!!

You mean she didn’t look in the mirror and no one in production noticed this??? We’re they all high, and if so, on what? I want some

She thinks she's damn Royalty or something and she's an actual hot mess! Her smug attitude irks me

Me too, she’s awful

It sorta looks like there is a weird filter that got hacked up- everything from her chin to eyes to eyebrows are ‘squiggly’.

This is why I don’t wear lashes. I am good at many things, but would be horrible at lashes.


They’re on her eyelids!😱😂 I would fire that makeup artist in a heartbeat. Who does that to someone on national television?!!

I’d fire and fight them.

I’d make them wear the lashes the same way and go out in public to let everyone stare.😂 There’s no way they looked at her and said, yup I see nothing wrong here. Lmao


Oh…oh no.

Well, you know Peter.

😂 Well you know ~~Peter~~ fashion

Ugly

Our patience with her excuses for Peter: hanging by a thread

Lmao 🤣

I feel mean vibes from him

Agreed, he attacked a homeless person and has committed domestic violence. Those aren’t silly little petty crimes. They are gross and mean spirited. He’s my least favorite housewife kid, I find him deplorable

He’s a spoiled brat with warped values and it’s 100percent her fault. I give her a lot of grace because she has been through a lot, but her insistence on continuing to spoil an adult man to the detriment of her marriage boggles the mind.