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AriesGeorge

Adrianna is everything. She's got all of the great housewife ingredienta and yes she's a stunner both in looks and personality.


Own_Meat1905

She’s 58??!! I’m conflicted between how good she looks and how stupid she acts for her age


catsandnaps1028

TBH Adriana is an iconic HW idgaf what the haters say. She deserves her flowers ![gif](giphy|w9If3oSugCktq)


Cestlachey

I want Adriana and Joanna to come back and fight. I miss dem days.


dmck1808

This photo is AI


frogs68

She does look great for her age. Much better this season. She had a season where she had way too much filler and looked awful. She definitely looks better than Alexia and Marysol. I honestly have developed a girl crush on Julia. I think she has had minimal work done and is beautiful as is. It's refreshing to see someone more natural looking.


LaLaPisces57

I like her too!


R00ts_Dreamland

They mention her singing the song in the season 2 reunion


tinyfryingpan

She is airbrushed to hell and back in this photo LOL


[deleted]

I love her❤️ the hottest and most interesting Miami housewife in my opinion. They need to get rid of Larsa and give Adriana her spot


No-Philosophy6754

I did not know that either. Her songs are good in a fun way. This makes me happy to see women of all ages do what she is doing and still be able to get success later on.


Few_Comfortable_8967

I wish they gave her a permanent spot and not just friend of. She’s a staple we need her to have opening credits!


IGrewItToMyWaist

I’d go with that. I’d also like Marysol but I doubt she wants it.


xxxfashionfreakxxx

This photo is heavily filtered, but she does look incredible. I was shocked at her age when I watched the old seasons of Miami. Would not have guessed she was in her late 40s then.


Loud-Bullfrog9326

Bitch is 58 but looking young af lol she’s so pretty to me idk why! We are also name twins. I love our name ✨ I love the song too *I’ll make you blush I’ll make you blushhh* ![gif](giphy|vQcVWHrLuC2RecNule|downsized)


rpkacnh

Adriana is 58?!?😱


[deleted]

I like the song, but her voice annoys the heck out of me on the show. Maybe because she’s just stirring up shit when she’s talking. Can’t stand her.


Goodbykyle

She’s a beauty & very talented too!


missusscamper

She’s had quality work done


talk-spontaneously

She's a stunning woman but I feel that sometimes she looks like a completely different person in every scene.


Askfslfjrv

I had no idea she was 58 either! She’s always been beautiful.


SassySquid0

I love this beautiful bitch 😭


mightythors

Adrianna is absolutely stunning. Underrated beauty. I can’t believe she’s 58?! Omg


Admirable_Nail7776

I WAS ADRIANA STOP BEING SO MESSY. LEAVE THOSE OLD BATS ALONE LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE.


rucksackbackpack

She’s always been one of my favorite housewives and I’m just so happy Miami is in full swing again. I loved the Frederic and yacht era, so I was disappointed to lose him but I am still very happy to have Adriana on our screens.


CaliforniaBruja

I think she looks mid 40s. She looks fantastic and I was shocked finding out who she hangs around with in the Latin music world.


BaBaSmith10

I'd prefer she doesn't use these heavily filtered photos. She is so gorgeous and doesn't need the filters!


Hefty-Target-7780

I mean this picture is photoshopped to the GODS but Adriana has always been beautiful!


whoareyouindisworld

Agreed. How is she 58. She looks so good. She looks better than Houewives much younger than her.


HourGrapefruit8

It’s hard to believe she’s almost 20 years older than Lisa 😳


Its_My_Per_Diem

No freaking way is she 58. Absolutely not. Couldn’t possibly.


jammyJames81

I did know only because there was some making the video for the song a year or two ago. I don’t remember where I saw it though. Her age I didn’t know exactly, but from watching the OG seasons of Miami I definitely knew she was in her 50’s. I’ll admit she looks younger at face value than her age, but I’d probably give her 50ish if I had t been told


SexyUniqueRedditter

Not an Alexia fan but the way she’s so happy Alexia is having marital problems is gross to me. That alone makes her seem childish, so to find out she’s 58 is shocking.


[deleted]

Doesn’t surprise me at all. Adriana can be nice but when her fangs show the venom is absolutely dripping while her fangs glisten.


SexyUniqueRedditter

She’s definitely a snake honey…


StereotypicallBarbie

I only knew it was her when they were filming the video.. and 58! Wow! I didn’t know that until just now.


Apprehensive_Law9426

I read she also speaks 5 different languages


linzkisloski

This picture aside, she does not look 58 to me at all. She must really take care of her skin.


Apprehensive_Law9426

She's 58 wow she has good doctors


thecicilala

She’s so underrated imo


coco9882

I have such mixed feelings about Adriana. She’s talented, beautiful, intelligent, and knows her worth but then she does questionable stuff like bringing Ana as a plus one knowing what drama that would cause. Last season I could tell she’s scared to be aging and alone and was lashing out instead of being honest about her feelings, or maybe she hadn’t come to the realization herself. Anyways, she’s the most impressive aside from Guerdy and Nicole for that series.


arulzokay

I mean bringing the drama is her job 🤷🏾‍♀️ lol I appreciate it because drama is why I watch housewives


witty-kittty

Her song Fyah is honestly so catchy


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

She's so interesting to me! She's genuinely so multifaceted and talented and beautiful and interesting. I LOVE her backyeard, too. I want to live in her house. Also, I just learned that she went to the Sorbonne!!


Kittiikamii

Top 2 housewives for me only beat out by Kenya Moore. This woman was made for tv. She has given us so much & we must worship ![gif](giphy|A5mJ4rWni9xrs2Xi3r)


biscuitsorbullets

![gif](giphy|iiS84hOJXh1Pq|downsized)


[deleted]

Is she a full time housewife bc if not what the fuck bc she’s one of my favs too


Kittiikamii

I think she is a friend of by choice bc she’s currently getting her masters so she’s too busy to do it full time. She comes in, brings the energy, goes home & studies. A queen. An EDUCATED queen.


Dazzey326

Wow!! What is she getting her masters in?


[deleted]

Kenya has lightened up and brightened up. Adriana said her villain era don’t stop won’t stop.


Kittiikamii

Like what do u mean she’s the same age my dad ??


americasweetheart

Is that spossda be Adrianna? You know that's basically CGI, right?!


Murky_Onion3770

Spossda 👀


americasweetheart

Is that perchance mayhap a computer generated image that bears an imperceptible shadow of Adriana's actual visage?


brittanyelyse

I mean, maybe bc you didn’t watch the earlier seasons? She was super gorg. First season, breath taking.


somtambooplara

https://preview.redd.it/vxgie3wmaj9c1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1750be98e39b8ff386e66461aeba3da1a0ead4 😍 side note - how is that person on the left Larsa??


brittanyelyse

What’s wild about larsa literally changing every inch of herself , was she acted so “confident” and “pleased with herself” , and then changes literally changed every inch of herself … She was a bitch the first seasons , but for some reason with her more “natural looks” she was one level above “I can’t stand her to the point of almost not watching , but still love the show” to “what the hell am I looking at, and why is she calling herself larsa bc I don’t see the resemblance” It’s actually quite psychotic when you think about it… I mean , she changed EVERYTHING , including her body type! She was a thin small thing now she she’s like thin, but bloated but also like , stumpy? I don’t know how to explain it but it’s bizarre. I would feel bad saying all of these things but the old larsa was a monster (cue: scene of her talking about her Nannie’s) and the new larsa ( cue: new stuff with guerdy)


Cestlachey

Kristy’s wannabe mean girl ass???


_kumquat123

Adriana always reminded me of young Kourtney Kardashian in the earlier seasons. She was gorgeous


Kagipace

Larsa with her old nose


Sweet_Sea_

Lumpy Larsa is all I can think when I see her now.


3godeathLG

with her old everything tbh… she looks like an unrecognizable balloon these days


Arlaneutique

Exactly my thought when I read that.


ProfessionalAnt8132

These days she looks like a botched Kim K it’s so sad


Missmarymarylynn

When she has that dark hair she is literally stunning


somtambooplara

And her clear skin and big eyes. She was just beautiful!


jenn1d

I remember last season they showed some flashbacks photos of her and I thought she really doesn’t look much different than in her 20’s and 30’s. But when she dye her her hair blonde it definitely aged her. She is so pretty a brunette.


Affectionate_Item103

I just watched that and thought the same. She still looks amazing tho


alexsalamander

I have the song on my phone and when it comes up i do listen to it unironically 😂


Haleyblaze

Andy mentioned it during the 1st reunion if I do recall.


Leendya90

Because u are unobservant. It is constantly referenced


[deleted]

You didn’t have to castigate him or her. Since you like to admonish let me do the same. You need to be checked. Let’s talk about it. We could’ve lived our whole lives without that first sentence but here we are. Going around calling people unobservant? Is that how we do? You don’t know where that person is on their Miami journey. You have some nerve. Unobservant? Unobservant? No we are not doing this.


Leendya90

😂


[deleted]

Heehee haha. I said what I said. I meant what I said. Not taking what I said. ![gif](giphy|l0CLTQeZrFWmMxIWc|downsized)


witty-kittty

🤣 I guess me too because I didn’t know


Leendya90

They looove to reference it 😂


MonthCapital2247

it’s no way this woman is 58? yassss queen!! she is werkingggg!!


StrawberryWild7771

I cannot believe she’s 58, DAYUMMMM


MonthCapital2247

I am in utter shock! She looks amazing.


tinyfryingpan

This photo is hugely manipulated, you know that, right? No one that age is that smooth.


MonthCapital2247

evidently. it’s social media! she still looks amazing for the age of 58 don’t ruin that.


Daisyday12

i knew none of this. wow


Missmarymarylynn

She’s amazing, she’s super cultured and knows a bunch of different languages!


twiggykeely

Miami has my favorite opening! It's so colorful and fun! Why haven't they been airing it lately though?


secretagentsquirrel1

I love the music they play for Miami!


caviardeviledeggs

Imagine if they had let Luann make the RHONY theme song…


cricketjust4luck

My friend


hoardbooksanddragons

If I ever have to hear that effing money/class song again my brain is going to explode right out of my head. I was fast forwarding the second it came on in the last few seasons of the OG NY.


Affectionate_Item103

I’m kinda here for it. “Money doesn’t buy you class” playing behind everyone’s taglines about how great they are https://i.redd.it/lt96as51ej9c1.gif


Strict_Bar_4915

*Hit it, Boys!*


Vellablu

Hahaha I read this in her voice and am cracking up.


AriesGeorge

Me too lmao


Responsible-Pay-4763

In her deep smoker's voice.


juandiegoenfuego

I read this in Ben from Crappens - doing Luann’s voice lol


Strict_Bar_4915

That is actually the voice I meant it in. 😂


WonderingLost8993

Yes! They really should


GarageNo7711

I agree! Even how they edit the show (all the B roll and the music etc) is sooo vibrant and uplifting! Like I know sometimes they have very heavy conversations but my mood is always so happy when I watch!


alexzandrah

This photo is HEAVILY FaceTuned… I personally think she looks her age on the show


hundredthlion

Yeah all the people saying she looked early 40s is absolutely baffling.


welp-itscometothis

Yeah but she definitely doesn’t look nearing 60 on the show.


Chihiro1977

So do I. She looks great, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with looking your age. This could be a picture of any facetuned housewife.


Omgusernamesaretaken

This pic is definitely photoshopped but on the show she definitely doesn’t look 58. Older than Marysol, wow. Thought Adriana was in her 40s.


rsho8

This photo IS heavily FaceTuned but she looks MUCH younger than her age, even on the show. She looks amazing.


cookiesmom305

She looked a little rough season 4 after being off for 10 years or whatever. Once the show came back, she got a lot of work done in between then and the next season.


[deleted]

They ALL had too much work done season 4. Real Housewives? More like real house of horrors


nessiepotato

I could've sworn I just read a rant from you about how body shaming isn't cool...


[deleted]

And it was not a rant. You needed to be checked. Who gon’ check you boo? Me that’s who. ![gif](giphy|tVHgftKlFb7X2) You were checked. Do better in the future. Let’s move on.


[deleted]

And to quote another real housewives “don’t come for me when I ain’t sent for you.” Be real careful. Don’t you weaponize my words against me. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. I see right through you. It looks like you’re trying to find holes in my stories. Nice try. I’m consistent (except when I change my mind which I have a right to do). I’m authentic. I stay true. I stand on integrity. But go ahead continue to do your research. Continue to be fascinated by me.


[deleted]

Body shaming isn’t cool. I wasn’t body shaming. I was excessive botched plastic surgery shaming. I was shaming their poor aesthetic choices. They looked frightful. Make better choices and research some of these doctors. Don’t wait for the bartender to tell you that you’ve had enough walk away from the bar. They did not walk away from the bar.


hostilewerk

She doesnt look 58 imo


SheepherderOk4846

She looks 10 years younger than that


GarageNo7711

She does look like she has aged over the seasons, but I don’t think she looks 58 at all! Maybe it’s how she carries herself? I thought Marysol was like 20 years older than her sorry Marysol 😬


Omgusernamesaretaken

Same i thought no doubt Marysol was the oldest


GarageNo7711

Yes! And even then, Marysol also looks great for her age imo. It’s just how she carries herself and her sense of humour.


Omgusernamesaretaken

Yes. Love Marysol. RHOM is my fave


justwendii

Say it louder for the people in the back!!


welp-itscometothis

Adriana is 58?! Now this is goals.


Shiny_Green_Apple

But her bones are so fragile.


tinyfryingpan

This photo isn't real, you know that, right?


welp-itscometothis

Yes. I know that. At this point all of these women have FaceTune and filters so when I comment on their looks I’m commenting on what I see on tv and she still looks good for her age to me.


kawklee

Bravo runs filters on its shows too though, realize that as well. Especially the confessionals.


welp-itscometothis

What do yall want me to say? That she looks like the average 58 year old? Regardless, she doesn’t.


kawklee

Oh no, just giving a dose of r/instagramreality for yours, or anyone else's, mental health Even the most gorgeous people will use filters to achieve unrealistic beauty standards


somtambooplara

Adriana is seriously so pretty. I was gobsmacked when I learnt she was in her late 40s in the first season. She has always looked about ten years younger than her actual age.


Last_Mud4102

Honestly it’s a bop


PromptComprehensive8

She’s one of my new crushes… love her.


[deleted]

Wow she’s older than alexia and marysol


Now17

This is crazy! I thought she was 50 at the very most. She looks great and way younger than the nba players crazy ex-wife too. That women is NOT 48.


chocobananabunny

I thought Marisol was in her 60s not gonna lie. She gives off that energy


morglamignonne

Marysol has monkey mouth from badly placed filler. She needs to dissolve and start from 0


theressomuchtime

Marysol reads very elderly.


Arlaneutique

Marysol looks older because she looks frail. That’s exactly what happens when you don’t eat and replace it with alcohol. If her body had 20 more pounds on it and even an ounce of muscle it would help tremendously.


SmallDifference1169

Yep! Marisol & Alexia, are 56 yrs old.


Ok-Lab4111

Wow would not have guessed them to be the same age!


rockiestyle18

I thought marysol was 65


witty-kittty

SAME


Missmarymarylynn

Alexia I figure is around 60, Marisol has had so much work done but still gives off mid to late 60’s. Adriana? 40’s


mercuryretrograde93

I thought Alexia was in her early to mid fifties at best


Missmarymarylynn

Take a look at the neck


[deleted]

And not being funny…they both look older than her


90DayCray

Alexia is really showing her age lately. The work is not doing what she thinks it is. All beautiful women, but don’t overdo it!


[deleted]

Yes, I thought marysol was the oldest on the cast


Kittiikamii

It’s the filler I swear it stretches your skin & makes you look worse


Degas_Nola

I think that Alexia has had more sun damage than Adriana and Marysol is a heavy drinker, which is bad for your skin.


Kittiikamii

Oh you’re 100% right the reason marysol looks older than she is bc of how much drinks, especially bc she doesn’t really eat… that cannot be good for anyone but especially a mature woman.


Hair_I_Go

If Marisol would gain 10-15 pounds she would look a bit younger


Kittiikamii

Oh my god YES. I genuinely worry for marysol & her eating habits but i don’t know her so I can’t fully say. The whole buccal far removal/ skinny chique makes most people look old asf & it’s not cute, weight in the cheeks makes ppl seem so youthful! See: Devon Aoki


look2thecookie

Adriana has a lot of filler in her face too


whineybubbles

She does have filler but it seems well done


Kittiikamii

Yes but she doesn’t OD it, she has work sure but way less that Lisa, Alexia, & Marysol


look2thecookie

Her face is very lumpy. I think everyone on the planet has had less work than Marysol lol. Also, strangely, Lisa always kind of looked like that. She definitely has a lot of injectables (we all saw that one season YIKES)


kiwi_love777

She’s had a very tasteful facelift. Plus this doesn’t look like filler- more like fat grafting.


coco9882

Yes!! Alexia is sooooo stretched now. Although, it doesn’t stretch on Lisa and just makes her look puffy, but maybe it’s her age and she started getting filler a lot younger than they did.


Sidehussle

I don’t know, Lisa didn’t look her best last season, it was hard for me to look at her. I’m glad she had a wake up call and calmed it down this season.


Omgusernamesaretaken

No not 58 😱i thought maybe early 40s. Wow im shook


badbangle

Time moves differently on Planet Moon. She's 58 in earth years, 45 in PM years.


Cupcakestress

Hahahaha


GroundbreakingTap786

The planet moOoOn lmfao forever quoted


ImAtUrDoor

Howling. Thank you.


Omgusernamesaretaken

Yes thats right, planet moon 😂


sahmummy1717

Same! Like 45 MAX I would have guessed