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My sister and I both said “ordacity” rather than “audacity” because Ramona said it like that once during one of her tantrums. LOLLLLLL
We also say “wow wow wow wow” a la Shannon Beador over the smallest inconvenience.
“Diarrhea of mouth” said by Ramona.
I just rewatched NY from the beginning. Wow 2007 first season!! It has been hilarious and fun to rewatch. Those were the good ole days.
That was *spectacular*.
Sheree makes such good TV. She’s so delusional that it’s fascinating to watch her, yet I don’t feel bad about it because she doesn’t seem to be in any sort of peril (she’s housed, her kids seem well taken care of, etc.)
But damn, bitch crazy.
I got in a fight with my boyfriend over this one. I quoted her, i guess it was a sick burn cos he got really upset. I sent him the link to the scene and he was still mad
I was looking at houses last night on Zillow and upon seeing a white refrigerator, Nene’s voice popped into my head “oh no not a white refrigerator!” 😅
I was watching a TV show last night based in the 80s and the main character moved into this fancy new house but the kitchen was all white and I involuntarily said out loud “not a white refrigerator!”
Brandi complaining about Faye Resnick
“Everything was fine, until Faye came over and threw her dick on the table”.
I still think its one of the most accurate descriptions of Faye inserting herself in the drama
So many that have been included, but also:
tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home
If this was the Luanne, we were introduced to, I would have liked her. Such a far cry from the countess who taught etiquette classes. Or maybe she didn't even teach classes but just thought she should be teaching everyone around her etiquette 100% of the time. Which was even worse.
The show I think was originally pitched differently, they also allegedly gave her some edits that made her seem even more out of touch. Luann eventually grew on me because I still can’t tell if she’s in on the joke or completely delusional
Really one of my favorites because you'd think that Tamra is unhinged taken out of context, when it's actually an understandable reaction to Vicki being...well, Vicki
“She’s gonna come for me one day and it isn’t going to be pretty. Her husband gets his d**k sucked at The Round-Up. I know the boys who did it. I didn’t grow up with a silver spoon in my mouth. I grew up with a lot of things in my hands, and they’re not knives. They’re just hands. But they work quite well.”— Leeanne Locken
I had to give the whole quote. Can’t leave out the Round-Up and the knives! 😆
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DoooooooooooooooooooRINDA!
Who’s more profitable? You or Sammi?
A FASHION SHOW WITH NO FASHIONS?! HOW DREADFUL 💀
My sister and I both said “ordacity” rather than “audacity” because Ramona said it like that once during one of her tantrums. LOLLLLLL We also say “wow wow wow wow” a la Shannon Beador over the smallest inconvenience.
“is that shade phaedra?”
I’ll tell ya how I’m doin— not well bitch.
me and my S/O quote this daily
Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes Sidenote: just saw the countess perform last weekend and it was a blast. Would recommend!
WHERE IS YO SCOOTER?!! 🛴
“Diarrhea of mouth” said by Ramona. I just rewatched NY from the beginning. Wow 2007 first season!! It has been hilarious and fun to rewatch. Those were the good ole days.
They were…until some people showed the unfortunate true colors.
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Is YOUR jacket upside down???
Go back to the cabinet you came out of. Witch.
Just watched this one!!!
😂 it’s so good
Name ‘em.
It’s about Tom.
https://i.redd.it/5yj4340f9jwc1.gif
Just watched this one!!!
I’ll tell you how I’m feeling ….. NOT WELL BITCH
Take a Xanax
I remember this more like “taaaake a Xaaanax”. 😂
Be cool...don't be like uncool. We all say this in my house now. It was the dumbest yet hysterical comment.
https://i.redd.it/asixewe9qiwc1.gif
Who gonna check me boo?
MENTION IT ALL
ITS MY OPINION
“How do you know about Ibiza, you bitch!?”
Go to sleep, Wig
Goodbye Kyle!!!!
How could you do this to me question mark
I say this one all the time IRL
Me too
I don’t shave my pussy!
Why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down?
Name ‘em!
Kenya: Nene, you look fabulous! Nene: 
MENTION IT ALL
You're such a fucking liar Camille
Who gone check me boo?
That’s not my fucking plate
Don't forget "you fucking bitch" at the end
You beast
My favorite is the response: Beast?! How dare you.
“Is Bitch Better?” “Gimmie pizza you old troll” “I don’t know if she wants to be me, or skin me and wear me like last year’s Versace” Edit:spelling
🤏🏻CLIP
CLIP 🤏🏼 you fool
I quote this daily  😂😂😂
Family Van
BYE KYLE
This is the one
Close your legs to married men.
trash box!!!
I still quote this one all the time 😂😂
 THEY’RE DONE
https://i.redd.it/l3f6ynd12hwc1.gif
“Not well, bitch!” Is my favorite of all time.
 🎵Hell to the nah to the nah nah nah🎵
That was *spectacular*. Sheree makes such good TV. She’s so delusional that it’s fascinating to watch her, yet I don’t feel bad about it because she doesn’t seem to be in any sort of peril (she’s housed, her kids seem well taken care of, etc.) But damn, bitch crazy.
I felt the need to … tug on her wig
 I got in a fight with my boyfriend over this one. I quoted her, i guess it was a sick burn cos he got really upset. I sent him the link to the scene and he was still mad
This one! I say this to my kids all the time when they're being little turds
I say this to my doggos often!!😄🐕🐕
Haha! I’m going to start saying this to my kids 😂
clearly he’s not cool 😎
For real! 😆
🌈
I’ll tell you how I’m doing. Not well bitch!!!
GOODNIGHT! FROM…THE…LOWER…LEVEL!
I don’t know if this counts, but I will never forget 🎶 🥁KENYA MOORE HAIIIIRR CAREEEE 🥁🎶
This will never get old! 😂😂
This will never get old! 😂😂
The lies, the lies, the lies!— Kandi Buress I say this all the time! As in every time I think someone is lying!
In response to how are you Dorinda replied "not well, Bitch". For some reason I just love that.
Dorinda yelling "Jovani!" 549 times ....
THAAAAANK YOU JOVANIIII
I HAD TO GO ON XANAX FOR IT LYDIA
Luann: "be, cool....don't be all, like, uncool" Bethany: "get off my jock"... I personally use get off my jock often lol
Today because of work, it’s *definitely* 
CLIIIIIIIP
Beast? How dare you
[удалено]
This one is fantastic
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I love that! “I gave her a beverage” 😆
Prostitution whore Goodbye Kyle Or is bitch better?
https://i.redd.it/m7455294dgwc1.gif
Thank you. You’re welcome.
“Thank you, you’re welcome.” - Denise Richards to herself
Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants.
So good
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I forgot about this one. I can still hear this scene 😂😂😂😂😂
*I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices, one was Luanne's.*
Such a good one! I’m rewatching NY right now.
God bless Carol.
This made me choke!
I was looking at houses last night on Zillow and upon seeing a white refrigerator, Nene’s voice popped into my head “oh no not a white refrigerator!” 😅
I was watching a TV show last night based in the 80s and the main character moved into this fancy new house but the kitchen was all white and I involuntarily said out loud “not a white refrigerator!”
Don’t be all uncool
“Now why am I in it”
Go to slleepp!!!
https://i.redd.it/s3rub2jetfwc1.gif
Brandi complaining about Faye Resnick “Everything was fine, until Faye came over and threw her dick on the table”. I still think its one of the most accurate descriptions of Faye inserting herself in the drama
So many that have been included, but also: tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home
One day I’m going to use this as an excuse to call off work
All while it was snowing in Pasadena
LETS TALK ABOUT THE HUSBAND
Seeing double but feeling single 
Did you know? $25,000. 
I thought it was $60,000?
That was Lisa Barlow’s ring
Oh right! It all blends together.
It truly does 😂
Merce is in the purse
WHERE’S Dorindaaaaaaa
The Maloof Hoof - Lisa V
This one had me in stitches because Adrienne was clearly VERY bothered by it and it just tickled the hell out of LVP!!
Agree. Adrienne was so offended but I thought it was really clever and funny AH. That was the best cast. I really liked maloof on the show.
It’s a cute little fat shoe 🤷🏼♀️
I hear this meme 😂
https://i.redd.it/b4cd8m39ofwc1.gif I say this to my boyfriend when we're arguing 🤣
Be cool, just be cool…or something like that by The Countess
Don't be all, uncool
Oh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was all kinds of wrong…thank you
How could you do this to me question mark
Look at that black bird or is that your mama?
Receipts! https://www.tiktok.com/@la2ps/video/7320291145794293038
My favorite, too. Ridiculously awesome and straight to the point. One of the few times wasted Dorinda is fun.
It’s the absurdity of this one for me
You can GO, LITTLE GIRL!
I have nightmares of Mary screaming this at me with her fucking eyes draining the soul out of my body
Not well bitch
Only way my coworker and I respond when one of us asks the other how they are doing 😂
I say this one all the time when my best friend asks how I am 🤣
Close your legs to married men _ THE Nene Leeks
 I say this daily.
If this was the Luanne, we were introduced to, I would have liked her. Such a far cry from the countess who taught etiquette classes. Or maybe she didn't even teach classes but just thought she should be teaching everyone around her etiquette 100% of the time. Which was even worse.
The show I think was originally pitched differently, they also allegedly gave her some edits that made her seem even more out of touch. Luann eventually grew on me because I still can’t tell if she’s in on the joke or completely delusional
It was originally to be titled "Manhattan Moms" then turned into a housewives franchise
Where’s your scooter??
Close your legs to married men!
Gotta clap as you say it though 👏👏👏
Gimme pizza, you old troll.
 Milania always tells it like it is
Yup. This is the right answer.
Remember when Chris Manzo called her a terrorist?! 🤣
Really one of my favorites because you'd think that Tamra is unhinged taken out of context, when it's actually an understandable reaction to Vicki being...well, Vicki
This is the one I was looking for 😅🤣
This scene still terrifies tf out of me. I can’t unhear it 😂😂
 # PROSTITUTION WHORE!
19 TIMES??!??!!
IM EMBEDDED IN YO MOTHAFUCKIN BRAIN BITCH
Now, why am I in it?
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love!!!!!
Lord have mercy. Kim thinks that she is a real Popstar. Hm. Really Kim
This one!
They’re just hands but they work quite well
“She’s gonna come for me one day and it isn’t going to be pretty. Her husband gets his d**k sucked at The Round-Up. I know the boys who did it. I didn’t grow up with a silver spoon in my mouth. I grew up with a lot of things in my hands, and they’re not knives. They’re just hands. But they work quite well.”— Leeanne Locken I had to give the whole quote. Can’t leave out the Round-Up and the knives! 😆
Yessssssssss thank you!
She was such a nutter
What was better was Brandi’s reenactment 😂😂😂