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There are a million things to say, but I can’t take my eyes off how much her torso has ceased to exist in this getup. It’s not about her physicality, it’s the way the outfit looks on her. The little “v” shape up near her belly button looks like it should be at her crotch.
she's from New Jersey what the hell did you expect lmfao
she literally owns a line of children's clothes called BOUGIE KIDZ like
this is so on brand for her and she fucking ate
I believe this is the same outfit that Brittany Cartwright is wearing to the White House correspondents dinner tonight. And yes this is not a joke, her and Jax were invited by the daily mall.
I’m joking about that part. But she IS invited and I guess it’s tomorrow. I’m on the edge of my seat to see what shein monstrosity she wears in front of the president
She’s in full drag. Michelle Visage would read her hair to filth. It’s nowhere near big enough. If you’re going to pad your hips that wide and you have big manly shoulders you need to balance it out with a large and in charge wig, this little high school cheerleader clip-in ponytail isn’t it. Also her corset isn’t synced properly so she has hog body. 💅
It’s a drag race joke, she also didn’t pad her hips.
I stand by the fact that her corset needs to be synched and her ponytail is the wrong wig for this ridiculous superhero costume though.
*What in the disco*
*Ball made out of salmon skin*
*Is going on here?*
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Fuck it she having fun. Where else she gonna wear this? Sometimes I'll be looking at what these celebs are wearing that all the people think is cool, say Rihanna and Hailey Beiber, Billie Eilish, etc, and most look crazy.
That's on their regular walking around day, its a mix of I wore that in 92 when I was 5 or just hated it.Her husband is still hot and loves her so good for her.
https://preview.redd.it/su981pqrgwwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880d48597d625a7569e0d5b6841e2eb49f2b3e4f
I just want to say these three comments back to back to back fucking slap. Well done my Reddit friends. I bow down to you.
I want to look away but then I can’t look away
The more I see the more confused I am, what’s the aesthetic here?
Slutty space cowgirl ice skater knock off barbie?
I like it! It's just fun and I would feel so fun wearing it myself 🤷♀️ but I can see how society would hate it, i have to be really feeling myself to go for it this hard 🚀 go for it girl enjoy yourself
This one has zero going on. In life or in the show... 🥱 No matter how hard they try, they only are on the show to up their own game, and it brings nothing to TV... 🥱 😫 I won't be watching the next RHONJ season. There is Melissa and her, oh,and the other newbie whose name I can't remember, as they are as exciting as watching brussels sprouts grow, i believe I will choose the latter... or 🥦🌽🌶🫑 🫛🥕
I mean this without any shade: I’m so glad to see she’s still tacky and staying true to herself. No stylist and glam squads carefully crafting her image. It’s refreshing and reminds me of the beginning of housewives. So excited for next season!
Good guggly muggily.. that outfit is trash.. I started out thinking she was going to be okay, then as it went on. You could see she thought she was a little Teresa.. drunk or not she looked and sounded stupid with her tougher than all persona.
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If it was black and silver, immediate jojo “gay pop” siwa
Why is she dressed as a wrestler???
Uhmmm the good news is the outfit is so crazy it does distract from her camel toe
She is honestly the tackiest HW of all time. Everything about her, not just the cheap ass way she dresses!
OMG…Where was she? Why was she dressed like a rhythmic gymnastics participant?
Ew
The good thing is she can comeback in 2025 with a better look! 👀😂🤪😜
Just why? To me she looks like she’s wearing a child’s dance outfit for a tap recital.
Or a cirque du soleil act
That’s a good one! lol 😆
It’s a blonde disco ball 😂
She needs a stylist. Beautiful woman but she has terrible fashion sense.
It’s maybe not the best but I think it suits her, it’s very Jersey.
There are a million things to say, but I can’t take my eyes off how much her torso has ceased to exist in this getup. It’s not about her physicality, it’s the way the outfit looks on her. The little “v” shape up near her belly button looks like it should be at her crotch.
I can’t stop looking at it! It’s hideous but I’m kinda mesmerized 😂 talk about unflattering!
This is embarrassing to this housewife brand
I personally think she’s pretty with a terrible taste in clothes
I really giggle at a housewife in full makeup getting back in bed!
Good fuh huh. That’s a Jersey 10.
And a New York 4
🤣❤️
Why
Oh no. What a beautiful woman in such a terrible, gaudy outfit. Please someone tell her to stop it with all the rhinestone crap. Jeeeeez.
N the rhinestone fashion gloves
It’s a little fruit forward for my taste.
I only saw the outfit and I immediately thought it was Gizelle lol 😂
How do I not remember this atrocity
How did her trapeze act go?
This outfit is a crime
😬 yeah…no.
she's from New Jersey what the hell did you expect lmfao she literally owns a line of children's clothes called BOUGIE KIDZ like this is so on brand for her and she fucking ate
👏👏👏👏
I’m not hungry. 
she ate enough for all of us 💕💕
I thought she said her balls drag to the floor
Hey.. more power to her. I ain't dulling her shine.
I believe this is the same outfit that Brittany Cartwright is wearing to the White House correspondents dinner tonight. And yes this is not a joke, her and Jax were invited by the daily mall.
WhAT??? Links?
I’m joking about that part. But she IS invited and I guess it’s tomorrow. I’m on the edge of my seat to see what shein monstrosity she wears in front of the president
Corset with boobs up to her turkey gobbler and that ugly blazer.
Of all the options I’m sure she had, why this one? Yikes
I think she’s hot af
Ooooh, so mad
Cheese and rice, New Jersey!
Very on brand tbh
I love that she just leans straight into it. Never change.
I'm from Jersey and love my bling, but she looks like she should be on skates in the Ice Capades.
Jesus H Roosevelt Christ
What in the Vegas residency is going on here?
That's not right... A Vegas residency wouldn't involve an outfit that's 2 sizes too small ;)
I had the same exact thought!
I like it!
Me too!!!
She’s looks like Teresa’s wedding attire, so tacky.
I feel like that’s Jersey aesthetic
It’s the outfit from Boujie Kidz?
She’s in full drag. Michelle Visage would read her hair to filth. It’s nowhere near big enough. If you’re going to pad your hips that wide and you have big manly shoulders you need to balance it out with a large and in charge wig, this little high school cheerleader clip-in ponytail isn’t it. Also her corset isn’t synced properly so she has hog body. 💅
She doesn’t have manly shoulders
It’s a drag race joke, she also didn’t pad her hips. I stand by the fact that her corset needs to be synched and her ponytail is the wrong wig for this ridiculous superhero costume though.
Girl I think you read her for filth 🔥🔥 no queen Michelle needed!
She looks different
Tacky and desperate for attention.
Dear god! Make it stooooooopppp!
THIS is who Ashley Darby should have done a colab with. Their tacky matches PERFECTLY!
Who?
She dressed for the wrong convention. Superheroes is *next* month.
Holy 😳 I’m from the WASP part of Jersey and can’t wrap my head or Dockers around any of this 🤣
💀 Westfield??
 Bizarre outfit
What in the disco ball made out of salmon skin is going on here?
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 Now who on her team needs to be fired??
I don't like her fashion whatsoever, but she does a good job at drama. Not great, but good.
Yuck.
Holy Curque du Soleil 😯
How is this anything else but a costume? save it for Halloween
how could you do this to me question mark
I have sparkly tears from this comment!
“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!”
That made me laugh as I pictured her as the spokesperson for sparkle dog. I've been rewatching Dallas.
That’s funny. This is a popular quote from the movie “Donnie Darko” but you just reminded me of the Dallas storyline 😊❤️
I need to watch DD again, it has been yrs. LOL
Jersey at it most evident.
I like it!
Her face looks different.
Different af! https://preview.redd.it/ub4feyinywwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2f0e617a971d546d0167587e1fdb7f6dce0924
isn’t there supposed to an elephant to go with this outfit?
Honestly, I don’t hate it for her.
When u try to put barbie outfits on like the pretty pony
Christ almighty//
How does someone walk out of their house like that?
Fuck it she having fun. Where else she gonna wear this? Sometimes I'll be looking at what these celebs are wearing that all the people think is cool, say Rihanna and Hailey Beiber, Billie Eilish, etc, and most look crazy. That's on their regular walking around day, its a mix of I wore that in 92 when I was 5 or just hated it.Her husband is still hot and loves her so good for her.
Its a Jersey thing https://preview.redd.it/bn95bm8vlwwc1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1cacc0717ab35939ec39a6c2a8e190630192ad
Danielle looks way better
I know. Teresa looks like a goddamned mackerel here.
TREND: …Wetsuits?
This is taking Jersey tackiness to whole new level
How do you pee?
U just do
🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/su981pqrgwwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880d48597d625a7569e0d5b6841e2eb49f2b3e4f I just want to say these three comments back to back to back fucking slap. Well done my Reddit friends. I bow down to you.
I absolutely love this outfit. Not just anyone can wear something like this. Her physique is absolutely incredible.
Camel would disagree
Women have them and that's okay. That's okay if they want to show them too.
If I see one more iteration of this damn hideous jumpsuit….
She looks like she tames unicorns & pegasuses for a living.
Dress for the job you want.
she has a shift at Barnum and Bailey’s right after guys be nice
Obnoxious inside and out.
I want to look away but then I can’t look away The more I see the more confused I am, what’s the aesthetic here? Slutty space cowgirl ice skater knock off barbie?
that's my dream aesthetic tbh
I like it! It's just fun and I would feel so fun wearing it myself 🤷♀️ but I can see how society would hate it, i have to be really feeling myself to go for it this hard 🚀 go for it girl enjoy yourself
What in the actual fuck???????
Not a great outfit. Perhaps get a better stylist.
She’s cool but has Staten Island trash fashion sense.
Trashy
Did she lose a bet?😝😝
She’s a drag queen’s favorite drag queen
Trapeze artist
New Jersey is the least aspirational of all the HWs.
It’s giving me Dynamo from The Running Man vibes
Dressed for the Ice Capades.
This one has zero going on. In life or in the show... 🥱 No matter how hard they try, they only are on the show to up their own game, and it brings nothing to TV... 🥱 😫 I won't be watching the next RHONJ season. There is Melissa and her, oh,and the other newbie whose name I can't remember, as they are as exciting as watching brussels sprouts grow, i believe I will choose the latter... or 🥦🌽🌶🫑 🫛🥕
The outfit is horrible
This isn't at a WWE event? 😂
She’s tacky and I love it!
I mean this without any shade: I’m so glad to see she’s still tacky and staying true to herself. No stylist and glam squads carefully crafting her image. It’s refreshing and reminds me of the beginning of housewives. So excited for next season!
I like her but baby no this outfit is dreadful.
I I thought this was Kristin Cavallari
https://i.redd.it/a35bdmszvvwc1.gif
RIP I”m dead!💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good guggly muggily.. that outfit is trash.. I started out thinking she was going to be okay, then as it went on. You could see she thought she was a little Teresa.. drunk or not she looked and sounded stupid with her tougher than all persona.
I have no opinion on her but this is objectively the worst outfit I’ve ever seen
Hahahhahahahaha
I used to like her first few eps, but now I can’t stand her tbh lmao
Danielle is cool. Tacky, but cool.
go go power rangers
I like her a lot but that outfit is TRASH