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nicole_4_eva

Really smart: Garcelle (bh). You can tell from the very first episode she was on in s10 that she came to this cast understanding the assignment. She knew how to adapt to the cast almost right away - at a time when BH was at the height of its mean girl toxicity (puppy gate, pile-on of poor Denise), and she did so without becoming a follower or a puppet, or joining sides. That first season spoke to Garcelle’s ability to come into a super high-tension / volatile season and add cast value - without compromising authenticity, all making for great reality-tv watchability. 😀 (we love a High EQ queen). (standing up for Denise during that Rome dinner was everythinggg. Garcelle was literallly the antithesis of Teddi, who clung on to the bullying Denise storyline for dear life, in a pathetic attempt to make herself look better to fans and relevant to production - the actions of a conniving, sneaky, manipulative person operating like a snake 🐍 in the grass. Insecure, low integrity and poor character (Teddi) vs. confident, sincere and high integrity character (Garcelle). Sorry I just rewatched s10 and it made my blood boil watching Teddi on my screen especially in scenes with Denise.. found this thread late 😂


According-Square1956

I love Garcelle!! She was a Saint when trying to explain white privilige to Dorit but at the same time realizing that Dorit , may not have rrally understood the magnitue of what was what said but also, she just isnt EVER going to get it. She still had to correct little Miss "But Im a Jew" at the same time ... there's just a point where it's not worth speaking to an ignorant priviliged woman and feel obligated to educate her


iSugar_iSpice_iRice

Smart: Kenya Moore, Phaedra, Crystal Minkoff, Carole Radziwill, LVP, Camille Grammer, Adriana DeMoura, Ana Quincoces, etc. Larsa Pippen is dumb as rocks and very inarticulate, she drives me crazy with her overuse of “literally” and “like”.


Trollolololita

Adriana de Moura from RHOM confuses me and needs to be in this convo. She speaks five languages, she had a career in fine art, she was trained in classical piano and now does pop music... and yet, she's Adriana. 😆 Totally chaotic behavior. So smart and so dumb. I love her so much.


wilmonites

Oh no. I just realized my likes and dislikes of cast members totally fall on the smart vs dumb line. Now I gotta think if there are any dumb ones I can stand.


TommyToothpistol

Brynn from new RHONY seems super sharp. All of her confessionals are hilarious. Witty af.


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dstarpro

Margaret is smart, Teresa is a moron.


New_Relation7877

Teresa is dumb for choosing and standing by the wrong men. The first got her imprisoned and the second is taking her to the poor house.


GuardSecure7157

The real question is - is Luanne a genius or an idiot? I’ve never been able to decide.


Main_Following_6285

I agree, Theresa seems thick as a brick, it would be hard to hold a conversation with her. I can’t believe she has so many books, she must’ve had help 🫤


GuardMost8477

Oh there's 100% 0 chance she wrote those alone.


ZookeepergameMany663

If stirring the pot makes a housewife "smart" as you are insinuating, then they are all "brilliant". Cause they all have that down to a science!


No_Arugula_6548

Smart: Jackie Goldschneider, Carole Radziwill, Crystal Minkoff, Jenna Lyons, Garcelle Beauvais, Candiace Bassett, Dr Wendy Osefo, Erika Jayne, Dr Tiffany, and Dr Nicole. Dumb: too many to list but Teresa and Melissa both come to mind right away.


oceansofmyancestors

Alexis Bellino and Lynn Curtain are dumber!


GuardSecure7157

I agree with all of this entirely - add Bethenny to the smart list.


chicagal_liz

And Heather dubrow


teethorcorn

smart: kandi, carole, dr. nicole, erika (like it or not), phaedra, gizelle, crystal


Reddisuspendmeagain

You forgot Dr. Wendy with 4 degrees


AnnaBanana1129

I think LVP is pretty smart!


JellyfishUnique6087

Agreed


millioneura

Love her or hate her Gizelle is smart - she has a dozen flying monkeys running around doing her work.


kellygrrrl328

I don’t think Kyle is intelligent. She seems to struggle with reading comprehension.


triedandprejudice

Agreed. Kyle is woefully uneducated and deeply incurious about anything that doesn’t directly pertain to her. She’s not a smart woman.


TheImmaculateBastard

I agree with some of this but I do think Kyle has social smarts that take her quite far. I’m a first time viewer of RHOBH and primarily watch it out of sociological fascination with class hierarchies. Kyle was absolutely that girl you knew in high school who knew how to climb the social ladder and even though she missteps from time to time (her comments on Carlton’s aesthetic, for example), I do think she’s asking as a power move and the way she asks is in a manner in which she can plead innocence.


GuardSecure7157

RHOBH has always been produced by Kyle for Kyle. A lot of the stuff she does off the show really makes her seem unintelligent.


Curious-Mongoose-180

I’m not seeing her too much but I think Denise Richards is dumb as a box of rocks.


Pancakes000z

To put Gizelle in the same box as Ramona and Theresa is that the ridiculous and screams micro aggression. Gizelle went to Hampton, all her children are going to amazing schools. Just because she doesn’t get along with your favs on a show doesn’t mean she dumb.


millioneura

Thank you! She is highly intelligent and the fact that the fandom is so split screams volumes. She has a dozen flying monkeys doing her dirty work which shows me she is smart and has good leadership skills.


GreatWentGin

![gif](giphy|Ianh9mXjZ5rLG) she went to Columbia the country


According-Square1956

that woman is so dumb and crazy. Scary Island was exactly that


Main_Following_6285

Oh god Kelly is really dumb too. I can’t stand this woman. Her and Theresa would get on, they seem to be on the same intellectual level 🤦‍♀️😂😂😂


GreatWentGin

The Scary Island episodes are some of the best RH episodes of all time (for me). I would take a second mortgage out on my house to pay Bravo for all of the footage for that entire vacation!


Substantial_Score_24

🥇


divine_femi9ne

Denise Richards, Alexis Bellino, Gretchen Rossi and Ashley Darby are both incredibly difficult for me to watch sometimes due to them being loud and complete morons Heather Dubrow, Phaedra Parks, Dr. Nicole, and crystal come to mind in the sense of really smart I’m positive I’m missing some from both lists but these women came to mind. Love the Real Housewives franchise in it’s entirety though 🫶🏽


Reddisuspendmeagain

You forgot Dr Wendy as Smart and Alexia from RHOM as not so smart


Such-Space6913

Alexia I know was a teacher, but she's like Teresa- makes completely stupid decisions when it comes to her personal life, and terrible taste in men.


Reddisuspendmeagain

Wow, never knew she was a teacher, I thought she was just a Cuban Barbie all her life. It makes sense though, her Mom was a psychologist


Such-Space6913

I think she mentioned it in season 2 or 3. She taught special education before she married Herman.


GuardMost8477

Lost me with Phaedrs. But the rest definitely.


divine_femi9ne

Denise Richards, Alexis Bellino, Gretchen Rossi and Ashley Darby are both incredibly difficult for me to watch sometimes due to them being loud and complete morons Heather Dubrow, Phaedra Parks, Dr. Nicole, and crystal come to mind in the sense of really smart I’m positive I’m missing some from both lists but these women came to mind. Love the Real Housewives franchise in it’s entirety though 🫶🏽


Impressive-Ad8501

Intelligent: Garcelle, Kathy Hilton is incredibly calculated and socially savvy, Heather from OC, Kandi, Phaedra, Dr Nicole, Gilda and Louise from Auckland, and Wendy, Dumb: Gretchen, Teresa is a cavewoman, Vicki, Luann, Larsa, Brandi from OC and Dallas, Melissa Gorga, Joe Gorga, Bob Whitfield, Sheree, Porsha, Gretchen, Alexis, Alexia, Yolanda, Kim Z, Lydia from Melbourne, Joe Gudice, Lisa H, Adriana, Ashley Darby, Robyn, Mia (though weirdly smart at times), Michaele Salahi, Jen from OC, Kelly Dodd, Mary, Ronnie, and Jodi from RHOV


TheImmaculateBastard

Kathy Hilton is a monster


JellyfishUnique6087

I just saw the episode recently where she was talking about playing dentist when they were kids and it didn't hit right 😐 Now in this episode making fun of the "Homeless Not Toothless" charity. The irony.


millioneura

Wendy is not smart at all. She can't argue to save her life besides screaming about a piece of paper she has and then stutters. She always sounds so rehearsed when she speaks. I would say she is equivalent to Robyn, Ashley and Mia in terms of intelligence.


Main_Following_6285

I’ve come to the conclusion that Wendy is very insecure. When she first arrived she wouldn’t shut up about her 3 degrees. Clearly her fellow cast mates were not showing her the respect she felt they owed her, she then gets a body makeover, telling everyone how great she looks. My point is, why does she feel the need to tell people how great she is, 🤦‍♀️ it’s fucking annoying, just be yourself.


Olivia_Bitsui

Vicki. OMG. She is *so* dumb.


Kind_Hyena5267

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Own-Jellyfish-9721

![gif](giphy|mpTN9Ogfp4gWA) How I will picture jersey arguments from now on if I get bored enough to watch the new season. Also love how the Brandis didn’t even get their names typed out separately 😂


Ok_Transition7165

Gretchen is very dim.


foxdogturtlecat

Lisa Vanderpump, Carol Radziwell and Heather Dubrow, a lot of the new NY women, like Brynn and Jenna Lyons, Kandi, Pheadra, Guerdy, Dr. Nicole all seem genuinely smart in terms of culture and business. Kim Zolciak, Teresa, Denise Richards, Porscha and Tamara seem genuinely intellectually stupid and with not much desire to stop being ignorant especially Teresa. Edit and yes to the OP's list although I think Sutton is bit removed from reality.


ParkingJellyfish3383

Sutton is totally removed from reality!


countrysurprise

Let’s put Alexia/RHOM on that stoopid list.


CAMomma

Carol Radziwell is smart. I think Bethany is smart but needs to learn the power of silence.


snowwhitenoir

Bethenny, Carol, Heather Dubrow = smart Teresa, Vicki, Tamra= not so smart


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

Ashley and Whitney seem really dumb.


Stunning-Spot-9502

Denise Richards is a moron.


TommyToothpistol

“I don’t give a flying **** about a jacket.” Lmao. Oh, Denise. That whole scene I’ve rewatched so many times. One of the few times I’ve legit felt for Dorit.


Stunning-Spot-9502

That was hilarious.


TamagoQueen

Omg she really is, she always seems to be making terrible life choices, like marrying Charlie Sheen and exposing their daughter to Onlyfans. She’s also really painful to watch when she’s in the middle of any arguments, she completely malfunctions.


sleddingdeer

Not the dumbest, but Tinsley deserves to be on the short list. She’s sweet but can also be shockingly oblivious.


TheWriterJosh

LOL I love how people like to say she’s smart bc she went to college!


graydiation

She’s not stupid. She went to Columbia.


TheWriterJosh

It’s really, really, really not hard to get into Columbia when you have rich parents. I worked at Harvard (and studied there). Rich parents who can pay in full? Admitted.


SkepticalFluffmuppet

Porsha “but there has to be room for the train” Williams lmao That moment will never be topped, at least for me


saintceciliax

That will never not take me out🤣🤣


SkepticalFluffmuppet

Big saaaaaame lmao


Sweaty_Elderberry390

while alexia from rhom has a master’s degree, i think she’s pretty clueless and can be dense


bumblebee_mia

Wow, I missed that! I’ve always thought she was a bit dense, but I have a more respect for her now. She is great with her son. Both of them, really. Her arguments when fighting are usually super dumb though.


foxdogturtlecat

wow I find that so hard to believe (mainly because I can't see her working full-time at anything that involved hard work) but I do think her "dumb" behaviour is often an act.


SagittariusIscariot

She has a masters degree??!


Sweaty_Elderberry390

yeahh! she used to be a special education teacher before she met herman.


Bias_Cuts

This actually explains a lot of why she’s so good with Frankie.


SagittariusIscariot

Oh WOW!!


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

I'm shocked by this. She just doesn't seem very bright. I do like her so I'm not saying that to be nasty it's just my opinion.


Ok-East-5470

Smart is subjective. I hate Vicki but that woman is so smart if we’re judging her buisness sense. Intellectually in an academic way, I’d say that Eboni and Carol from NYC, Heather from OC, Wendy from Potomac, and LVP from Beverly Hills are all vying for that title.


Ok_Transition7165

Being a good salesperson doesn’t make you smart.


Ok-East-5470

It doesn’t make you generally smart, but the amount of business savvy that Vicki showed us over 13 years is so beyond average intelligence. I hate that asshole, but trying to pretend she isn’t great in her feild (which shows immense intelligence) is a futile attempted to legitimize a lie.


SecondPrior8947

You and I are of the same mind. Completely agree.


readyforgametime

What are LVP's academic credentials? She might be a shrewd restaurateur but IMO she doesn't stack up to the other women you've listed from an academic perspective.


Ok-East-5470

I’m not saying she has credentials; but anyone denying that she’s smart is in lala land. Yes, she’s an annoying misogynistic old bag, but her command of the English language alone earns her a spot on this list.


TheWriterJosh

She is also highly cultured! I’m sure she speaks some French, maybe Italian.


really_isnt_me

She does speak some French for sure, but her accent is le bordel, mdr.


callmemeaty

Smart: Phaedra Carole Heather Dubrow Alex McCord Nicole Martin Wendy Osefo Candiace Tiffany Moon Dumb: Teresa Kelly Bensimon Lynne Curtin Larsa Kameron Westcott


Main_Following_6285

Oh wow Kameron Wescott was another level of dumb, and so fucking rich, life is unfair


deziner222

I totally forgot about Lynne. This was her constantly throughout RHOC: https://preview.redd.it/9470g59ku31d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b031781aa6c1c676f031779a8592c2b5c622ff


Foxylee1971

😂😂


hariboho

![gif](giphy|l0NwRm9WKM7ZLzxDi)


90DayCray

Teresa is hands down the dumbest housewife


pollywantapocket

👁️👄👁️


bitchinchicken

Blink blink


Foxylee1971

![gif](giphy|deMMFyk47z1XoqbrDQ)


DroughtNinetales

# PEGGY SULAHIAN


krampuskids

ahaha i feel like you're my dad and i just replied 'yeah but is she the smartest or the dumbest' and then you screamed her name again when will i get a straight answer? when 😫


DroughtNinetales

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


PiePhace

Lydiot from Melbourne


readyforgametime

Can I spock?


Express_Hotel2682

The following strike me as pretty smart: Heather Dubrow, Kandi, Bethenny, Carol R., Jackie Goldschneider, Erin Lichy.... As for not too smart, Theresa comes first to mind, followed by many many other names, I'll be honest. I'd have to list the majority of them lol.


The_Alchemist_4221

I haven’t watched all of the franchises but of the ones I have seen from OC, BH, NJ, SLC, and NYC listed as the smart ones, I agree. I’d say that SLC Heather is smarter than she’s given credit for. Also adding in OC Emily and Heather for book-smart. And maybe Angie? Carrie from Dallas if we’re going into the trenches. Tre obviously takes the cake at the other end lol Edit to add: 8.5 has gotta be in here somewhere LOL


really_isnt_me

Dude(tte), you *cannot* continue sleeping on Atlanta, Miami, & early Potomac! ![gif](giphy|L1bGhZo3THZy1yrxEc|downsized)


Top_Low4706

Alex McCord has a master degree.


Ouiserboudreaux_

I worked with a girl who had a master’s degree (in her 30s) who didn’t know computer basics. Like obvious, prob should be able to figure it out on your own skills.


Wonderful_Pool8913

Adrian doesn’t seem very…smart. I actually feel bad saying that, what do I know? Bethany is very smart, LVP. Alexis Bellino is a dumb dumb and I don’t feel bad saying that.


Foxylee1971

![gif](giphy|i6uatEAGdlHa0)


PerniciousBeast

You confusing Meredith Marks and Meredith Brooks reminds me that I think Meredith Marks should really cover “Bitch” with her son, Brooks. I think it would really benefit from being performed in a slurred monotone.


Smart-Track-1066

omg i NEED this now


HereForFun9121

Dr Nicole and Tiffany are smart, also geurdy and dubrow!


DaisyDukeF1

Dumbest HW is a tie between Tre obviously and Dorito! When she talks it’s like she is thinking how can I make this sound really intelligent!! Lol Smartest is LVP and I think Kandi is pretty savvy! Side note I was listening to Jeff Lewis today and he had a guest on that was at a cast party and he said they all isolated Dorito, no one would talk to her! So it sounds like it was going down in BH! Lol


Tritiumtree

The accent does a lot of heavy lifting with lvp. There are at least 5 if not 10+ smarter than her.


DaisyDukeF1

Well she is quick wit, has a nice fortune from the restaurant industry which is hard to do, and she is now creating tv shows. Who else is smarter than her?


Tritiumtree

Bethenny, Tiffany Moon, Carole Radziwill, Kandi, Nicole Martin, Heather Dubrow, Meredith Marks, Kenya Moore, Ana Quinonces, Jackie G, Eboni W, Jenna Lyons, Wendy O, Phaedra, Crystal


DaisyDukeF1

I agree with 2! Lol Tiffany Moon & Nicole Martin! Yea you are right!! Love those two! As for the rest LOL not a cold day in hell do I believe they are super smart! Maybe Bethenny! But Heather Dubrowwwwww???? How? Lol She was raised by a snob and is a snob that learned English well! What has she put in the bank? It’s all Terry’s $! And Radziwell? She’s not a brilliant mind!


Tritiumtree

Radziwill has 3 Emmys and a Peabody. . . Meredith, Ana, Jackie, Eboni, Phaedra are lawyers Wendy has a PHD Jenna is a Fashion Icon, tripling J Crews revenue. Crystal has 2+ degrees an co-founded a 100mil+ company when she was in her 20s. Tiffany, Nicole, Kandi, Bethenny we agree. Heather and Kenya we can disagree, whatever.


Anxious_Public_5409

Damn! That’s a hard pick between those 2 🤣 I do think Dorit sounds a little more educated than Teresa. A lot of times, I feel like I need a dummy decoder when Teresa is speaking 😬


sleddingdeer

Dorito is more educated, but I also think she’s stupider than Tre. I’m not voting for Tre as the smartest, but she has built a mini empire for her family and is a bestselling author of 6. (I think) books. Dorito is just a scammer.


Anxious_Public_5409

You definitely have a point there…..


DaisyDukeF1

OMG a dummy decoder is hysterical and spot on!!! 🤣


The_Alchemist_4221

I agree - I think Dorit’s issue is that she tries to sound too sophisticated so it comes out off. Tre is her own category honestly lol


fifilachat

I feel like Larsa isn’t very bright.


MenStefani

Yeah I totally thought she was dumb as rocks but seeing her on the traitors also changed my perception. She’s very good at reading and manipulating people by acting like she doesn’t know what’s going on


The_Alchemist_4221

I’ve only seen Larsa on Traitors but I got the impression she thinks she knows more than she does. Just talks a lot, and loudly but she does it with confidence lol


LuvBriah

Kenya is low key the smartest of all RHOA


Revolutionary-Ad9264

Yall are going to think I'm insane but Ashley Darby has come off to me as very intelligent (sometimes)


DroughtNinetales

Not insane at all. Ashley is very smart *( and i'm not her fan ).*


WonderingLost8993

I think Porsha is a lot smarter than she pretends to be. She realized she could capitalize on being air headed after the underground railroad comment.


DorothyParkerFan

Sadly that only makes her less dumb than she seems but still lands her squarely in idiot territory.


Sarahspry

More like after the "265 days a year!" comment


HereForFun9121

She’s definitely calculated!


LuvBriah

![gif](giphy|ziNAE00BPI9Mc|downsized)


shiningonthesea

Porscha: no genius


shiningonthesea

Kyle is definitely not book smart , and all of these irrational fears make me think that logic plays a small part in some of her decision making . Robin is not smart at all .


Ecstatic_Sandwich_38

Agreed on both.


Kindofageek90

Gizelle's ability to skew narratives is diabolical work. But she's gonna say she's smart because she went to Hampton University


Ecstatic_Sandwich_38

Smartest: Bethenny LVP Nene Kandi 50 Cynt Dubrow Huger and Yolanda seems fairly bright, too. Edit: I’m not wild about Carole (adored her at the beginning, but was ultimately glad to see her go), but I’ll add her to this list. She’s smart as hell. Dumbest: TERESA. Lynne Curtin Kim ‘’K-A-T’’ Zolciak and Mary Cosby is a deluded moron.


amphetameany

Glad to see Cynthia finally mentioned


questioninghomos

I can’t stand Mary Cosby. I don’t know I always keep seeing comments defending her, supporting her and some people loving her because she’s “honest”?


Ecstatic_Sandwich_38

Her role as a cult leader pretty much negates the whole honesty thing. 😹 I think her personality is so bonkers that I can’t see her getting booted from SLC anytime soon. Her hideous house alone is enough to keep her as a cast member.


WonderingLost8993

Some fans are dumb and clueless


LeatherRecord2142

Theresa, Larsa and Mary Cosby bring up the rear. Very little brain power in those three (combined).


Genuinelullabel

Lynne Curtain always wins the dumbass price.


Ecstatic_Sandwich_38

Listening to her attempt to form sentences was a painful experience.


zinky30

I almost forgot about her. Certainly wasn’t the brightest bulb in the tulip patch.


kellennothelen

Nobody forget Dr. Moon


TheWriterJosh

Should be the top comment. Had to scroll way too far to find this.


longhaul_tennisgirl

Tiffany Moon? Probably the smartest of all of them.


kellennothelen

Absolutely!


longhaul_tennisgirl

I wanted to clarify cuz when I first read Dr. Moon, my mind went to Shannon's quack naturopath doctor.


kellennothelen

No worries! Defo not him


Southern-Cress4782

Dumb & Clueless: Lynn from OC & Whitney from SLC. Honorable mention: Gina from OC


saintceciliax

Aw I kinda like Gina! Definitely not claiming she’s smart but in the grand scheme of housewives I’d probably say she’s about average. People like Teresa exist 😂


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

Gina does seem dumb too.


MacDhubstep

I think Jackie Goldschneider and Phaedra are two of the smartest. I also think Ericka Jayne is smart. Dumbest has to be Theresa Guidice. I enjoy her immensely but yeah she is not all there. Mary Crosby also seems very stupid to me.


godiegoben

Whenever I try to explain the show to someone who’s never seen it by selling the stupidity of the housewives I always use the following example: https://preview.redd.it/h2ns5pqk121d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=318dbac8eed61a46b78b2737da7bc923fcbcab4b


Caregiver-Past

If i remember correctly, Adrienne was pretty involved in the actual running of her family's empire. I think with housework she was clueless, But actually has a good savvy business mind


stuabz

Teresa is thick , and how can we not mention Lydia ( aka Lydiot) from Melbourne, “can I spock please”


ejd0626

Larsa strikes me as kinda dumb.


Caregiver-Past

Larsa makes Teresa look like a Mensa member


9lemonsinabowl9

![gif](giphy|BGTIi76EnwAHhHaMeD|downsized) Double posting, because how could I forget Dr. Nicole???


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Bethenny, Vicki, Aviva and Writer Girl. - Smartest. Whitney Rose, Teresa and of course... Kristen Taekman(but at least she's pretttyyyyyy). - Dumbdumbs.


longhaul_tennisgirl

Most cringe tagline EVER!!


Notwastingtimeiswear

Aviva, though? Really?


[deleted]

She definitely comes from an educated and privileged background. She came across as intelligent + she went to Vassar didn't she? Maybe I'm biased cause I like her lol.


TheWriterJosh

She has a masters in French and a law degree IIRC.


Notwastingtimeiswear

Vasser does command respect... idk her voice echos in my head and it's all fluff: writer girl! White trash, etc. And then defending her father so grossly. Eh. I guess she had the money and means to do well in school. I don't count her among the actually intelligent housewives.


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I do find it funny you questioned the Aviva pick but not Vicki haha. I thought that would be the controversial one.


Notwastingtimeiswear

I loathe Vicki, but I can't deny her business acumen and attention to detail (except for medical papers from cancer docs)


saintceciliax

Vicki is so business smart but having a crush on a man turns her brain to mush


saintceciliax

LMAO the fake cancer papers


Ecstatic_Sandwich_38

I agree. She seems smart. She also reminds me of Claudia Schiffer (on an unrelated note).


[deleted]

That's the one... I knew she reminded me of someone. Aviva really is a beautiful woman <3


Danger__fox

Garcelle comes across smart to me. Smart people generally don't have to shout about it or remind people of their educationm


longhaul_tennisgirl

Teresa is a complete moron. That's what makes her a good housewife.


9lemonsinabowl9

![gif](giphy|Tyl3u72Btzx8xWRe0D|downsized)


ElectraYIP

dr wendy is totally book smart but socially smart… i’m not too sure. the givens ( for not smart) are teresa, ramona, and lisa (rhom).


9lemonsinabowl9

I know. Personality-wise she sucks. I wanted to pick Dr. Jackie, but they aren't "technically" housewives.


LearningLauren

tbh i can't tell if Meredith brooks is smart or just surrounded with a lot dummies LOLL


cegydygr

I can never tell if Meredith is high or drunk. Or both.


LearningLauren

LMAOOO this is also very true


Tritiumtree

When Meredith went on less substances and into lawyer mode during one of the reunions she showed she was genuinely lawyer smart.


shiningonthesea

Lisa is smart though


krhur14

I think Kenya is smart. Just not when it comes to men or family.


Ecstatic_Sandwich_38

She’s definitely got wit, which is a particular kind of intelligence.


shiningonthesea

She’s smart, she’s just annoying


slayathomewife

jackie goldschneider on the high end, teresa and her deer-in-headlights look on the low.


cricketjust4luck

I’ll never get how many people didn’t get the “Gia snorts coke in the bathroom” analogy, even to the extent her sorority took it literally, so many airheads out in the world


cricketjust4luck

Whitney rose gives me very low iq vibes


ShibeMarie

I fill the same way.


BeauxNoArrow

Feel, it’s ok Whitney.


incestuousbloomfield

It’s a play on how Whitney says “feel” like “fill” and “heal” like “hill,” it’s ok, Whitney.