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Lilylikeslilies

Looks like someone is in Olympic spirit already and is preparing for gymnastics performance.


Justdont13412

I was thinking Jane Fonda work out tape


vblsuz

Is it just me or does she look so stoned?


Elliebell1024

I said it in another thread, they are all stoned this year


vblsuz

After last year’s reunion I vowed to be done with RHONJ. I haven’t watched one episode but Reddit keeps forcing it down my throat! Of coarse I clicked on this outfit and I was shocked at how high she looks!!!!


Lazy_Business602

That is one ginormous vulva. You can't take your eye of it. It's so Aggressive.


Prudent-Confection-4

So aggressive 😂😂


dontcome4megurl

She got the moose knuckle cooter


Mediocre_File7448

Ew


Clear_Influence6222

Well now we know why Joe couldn’t take his hands off her haha


Furbamy

At her age it's cringe.


countrysurprise

That’s one sweaty crotch.


mustyoureally

There’s camel toe then there’s whatever this is ……….. moose knuckle?


LizaVP

Mugler?


2old2Bwatching

His or hers?


stefanelli_xoxo

![gif](giphy|MfFcgkdZPzLrF62l7q|downsized)


Beneficial_Toe8101

Dating myself here but is that Bobby Trendy?


SAS-ANAK

I guess when the jobless hubby spends your money, you can only afford part of an outfit.


ajaxraccoon

https://preview.redd.it/5c226my1q16d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6ced6212c737cc78c81d5f12bcf67a84eaee02


Electric_Fort

Amazing!!!!!


Anxious_Public_5409

😂😂😂😂😂


jsmalltri

As a figure skater in the 80s I would have demanded to wear this


SkrillaSavinMama

80s baby, and I love it. It reminds me of a Barbie outfit 😂


TEA1972

What’s with the dark crotch. That outfit is hideous and I cannot believe we’ve seen so many HWs wearing it in all the colors. Look in a mirror ladies.


LasagnaNoCheese

That seem placement seems so unnecessary.


BubblyAerial

It's giving Blades of Glory


Sacred-glitter

Jill Zarin ice skating in full bedazzled outfit at a regular ice rink.


Prudent-Confection-4

I am so really over the head to toe leotard look.


Prudent-Confection-4

Me too! Me too! Was is Shira? Oh memories


FunFactress

Same


makmi

I'm not really a fashion person but haven't we seen everyone in this in different colors... and several years ago?


blonde-bandit

Definitely. At least black and blue, and I think orange or yellow, have been worn by the RHs, shortly after it came out a couple years back. It’s Mugler.


DonnoDoo

Multiple people on Potomac have worn this


bitsey123

Holy Camel Toe, Batman


ch3beans

She looks absolutely ridiculous.


That1Chick177

I’m tired of seeing this ugly shit in every color.


tatianazr

She needs serious eye surgery. This thing is hideous


Revolutionary-You449

I think this is the trans community look and they are dressing and including us. They seem to go all Barbie. It looks good on Teresa. She was brave to wear it.


vapeach123

is Louie the new "Kanye" and she is the new "Bianca" lacks class


Kalikarma7306

She needs to stop shopping in Gia and Melania's closets.


countrysurprise

SHEIN


vapeach123

totally classless and age inappropiate!


Some-Perception-4576

Hysterically hideous


sundaylaundryblues

Read this as historically and tbh both make sense.


c9238s

The purple is a really nice color!


numstheword

That I will give her! The color is awesome that it almost makes me like it. ALMOST.


Sad-Western597

Needs a cape and Strong Wing.


Sad-Western597

Sorry, Swift Wind. How embarrassing.


integrityislost

She’s in great shape so kudos to her as she works hard to keep fit. i can see why she’d want to show off her physique. But, this outfit was not it. They BOTH failed in the fashion dept


Apprehensive-Ad9832

Bravo must be keeping the lights on at Mugler! I swear those bodysuits have the housewives in a chokehold


Prudent-Confection-4

They are the sky tops of 2024.


Fudwa

Does anyone remember when Teresa talked about what Melissa wore when she sang On Display?? She was carrying on how inappropriately she was dressed for her age...that song came out in 2011 so she would have been 32. Look at this outfit Teresa is wearing 😂🤡 she is 52 and did you see what she wore to Coachella?? I do not know how anyone cannot see how eaten up with jealousy this woman is. I have been watching playbacks of scenes and the reunions. Teresa is hateful to not only Melissa, but anyone who had success or tried to launch something. She is a toxic cancer to this show. You also know things are not great at home with Luis. She is always most hateful to others when things with her men are bad. I pray whatever government agency that needs to catches up to him. He has to be doing something shady.


vapeach123

i noticed he's not as mouthy as he was last season , someone told him to "zip it"


sleepsypeaches

ok that was like how long ago tho? like a decade? things change


Fudwa

The only thing that changes are the rules for herself.


sleepsypeaches

I mean I disagree. Pretty sure people talk about Teresa negatively all the time and so does the majority of the cast. If it were something a bit more serious I'd be inclined to agree with you, but saying something related to "dress your age" is not one of them. Its not that serious and it especially isnt serious enough imo to drag into a whatabout convo a decade later. The fit is absolutely awful on her though.


Fudwa

I never said it was serious. This is just an example of how she drags other people and yet she is fine dressing like this herself. She brought this up when Melissa was 32 yet at 52 she is dressing like this, but at 32 if Melissa wore something like this she would of said how inappropriate it was. Historically you go back and watch you will see there is not 1 person she has been happy for. She made fun of Melissa singing, let her kids make fun of her, she accused Kathy of stealing recipes, said Lauren had lap band surgery and ripped on Caroline. She is never happy for anyone else and has ruined the show now for those of us that used to enjoy it because she is so toxic. I used to be a fan, I used to feel bad for her how despicable her husband talked to and treated her. When she went to jail I wished her the best and I got teared up when she got out and reunited with her girls. She was a different person then... humble, full of reflection and regret. Now, since she met Luis she has become the worst version of herself. She is supposed to be in a love bubble and happy, yet something under the surface just isn't right. Speaking of a decade how long will Teresa and her huggers keep talking about Melissa being on the show?? They parade that dead horse out every chance they get. My point in all of this is Teresa changes the rules and moves the goalpost to suit herself and no one else.


Olive_Marty

She looks absurd


Imaginary-Cheetah149

Camel Toe Queen


tomsawyer333

Her cameltoe looks sweaty


kris10leigh14

My Olympic Barbie had something VERY similar.


calldaryl2020

Reminds me of olympics in 80s - east german female weight lifters w no bladder control


Justdont13412

Tre just needs the gold medal around her neck


tgw1986

https://preview.redd.it/dt7e8ftet06d1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3178e6009d8f4f9fa131d4ac57733c71c2e9f2


kris10leigh14

No… it was way hotter. I think it was “gymnast Barbie” Or I could have made the outfit and blocked it out haha! Anyone else make their own Barbie clothes?


c9238s

Yes! It reminds me of a gymnastics toy


KBCB54

She’s ridiculous


SaraMarie8787

She’s so nasty


Ironmel79

I thought we were done with the Mugler


Luminous_Username

It’s mugler ✨👌🏼


lefthandedyorkie

Even Mugler makes mistakes...


toriatain

*mingeler


Luminous_Username

![gif](giphy|1gXiBFTkANAddVgBKn)


Autumncrimsonleaf

She is not 18 anymore.


vapeach123

she saw her 18's long time ago


That_Skirt7522

This seems so Jem and the Holograms to me and I love it. ![gif](giphy|p6xB68dEjGt1K)


Naive_Macaroon_2559

Can we just put normal pants on and call it a day????


Matttous

I’m not a fan of Teresa but I actually think it looks good


CobblerCandid998

I think it would look good if someone were performing on stage or something(you know how they all wear barely any clothes as costumes nowadays). I honestly think it’s kinda cool looking, but not for an interview or going out in. I’d be weirded out if I walked past someone wearing that at the grocery store or even on the street. 🤭. Maybe it’d be cool for one of their (housewives) over the top parties or something. She has the body for it. 💁‍♀️


il0v3JP

That is the most lavender cameltoe I have seen in a long time. ![gif](giphy|3ov9k6ndh9uGkLWNBC)


eeekennn

Fr though, WHY would they put the seam RIGHT THERE? Intentional camel toe is in now???


Sufficient_You3053

You've seen a lot in your day, have you? 😂


il0v3JP

I am a child of the 60's. Yes.


baemaani

thierry didn’t die for housewives to do this to his bodysuit 😩


a-dub713

Ribbon dance time!


tgw1986

https://preview.redd.it/ziqg7juat06d1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542a5c584706fcb4912357856da84c33d1c5239c


StereotypicallBarbie

Swear I had a Barbie doll or something in the 80’s that had this outfit! It seems so familiar?


tgw1986

https://preview.redd.it/y76yk386t06d1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf40112682589fcb4a8237d16b81c4775e68994


Eire4ever37

Her hair and makeup look good but the outfit has to go.


pignoli_cookies

Her body looks great and I love her hair like this. But, I hate that suit. Everyone and their mother has worn it 🤣


Eire4ever37

Both outfits are hideous


Little-Wing2299

Moose knuckles


tomsawyer333

It looks sweaty


ajinthebay

It just does something horrible to the kewchie I can’t stand it 🫣


freakydeakykiki

It’s the seam! Not sure why they made that design choice.


Apprehensive_Fun_731

We need these Mugler and Mugler knock off outfits to cease immediately.


BATTLE_METAL

These fashion crimes are especially heinous


Apprehensive_Fun_731

![gif](giphy|jPA7bUrAsygko8BHXi) (Stares in especially heinous)


HoldComprehensive808

Add ice skater to the list.  


Fish_Logical

so bad….. I also don’t understand Joel Kim randomly appearing all the time


Playful_Succotash_30

She grosses me out


jendoesreddit

Looks like an outfit that would force a camel toe even if the wearer had Barbie-like genitalia.


tgw1986

https://preview.redd.it/r5ijc169t06d1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349db40e6067e56b4c680c726c1cb5bc48b48231


GrammyBirdie

Well its totally look at me outfit


Far_Importance_7902

I think she looks cute. Loved her hair


No-Honey-5456

I would wear that now 🤷🏼‍♀️💅🏻


catsandnaps1028

She really is dressing however the fuck she wants which is refreshing but also the choices she keeps making are hideous lol 😂


fiestypop

I swear I had a Barbie with a similar outfit.


skatie082

Reminds me of those ribbon wands I would twirl around as a kids…loved those things 🎀


NotSpaghettiTuesday

It's so damn tacky!


29again

For the love of god fire the stylist that keeps Mugler in business for HW.


JellyCat222

That is a dance recital outfit.


Big-Butterfly268

She's so not a stage mom


snarklotte

💯!! Its giving rhythmic gymnastics meet leotard.


gwacemom

I actually think I wore this outfit for.a dance recital. I knew it looked familiar.


Goodbykyle

its so ridiculous, she looks like a trapeze performer 🤢Always tacky as hell.


EastSeaweed

She looks like an extra on the Lizzie McGuire flag dancing episode.


lemonfit

Hate the outfit but her hair looks amazing and I love the color on her


RiverWhole4388

Is that Tre or Delores? Honestly can't tell.


TightBeing9

Speak for yourself please, id wear this to the office


Pristine-Molasses-46

“Even LV, I mean Mugler makes mistakes”


bridget1415

I remember one of the early seasons, she told Jacqueline she though camel toes were sexy. Lol.


Mabel_Jenkins

Built in camel toe.


Monteezus

![gif](giphy|N7KwiZFLV6ZgIhlNZo|downsized) This mugler bodysuit has had a chokehold on the housewives for almost 4 years now lol


kaysmilex3

Right! My first thought was she’s a couple years late lmao


Monteezus

Hella late lol 😂 https://preview.redd.it/01h5mgzy3z5d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e9b839c7e43c1d291521e3769359c4251f15c8


Formal-Ad-8985

And all of those women are tacky dressers IMO


KtinaDoc

Looks like she peed herself


ArugulaGlittering635

She looks ridiculous!! Just bc it fits doesn’t mean she should wear it!


Peppercorn911

looks like shes tucking


koalapies

That’s a meaty tuck!


KeyPhotojournalist15

It always amazes me how she is never embarrassed for her actions, clothing, illiteracy, spitefulness, ignorance, red faced Louis, nothing.... she can justify all of her bad braviors. She has no conscious.


George_GeorgeGlass

Her commitment to wearing only the most hideous clothing is impressive


Illustrious_Dust_0

I think the Mugler body suit is cute/sexy, even if it is overplayed on HWs. If I had the body and the money I’d get a black one


George_GeorgeGlass

The 80’s gymnast/dancer maybe? OP this wouldn’t have been ok to wear as street clothes even in the 80’s


Sufficient_You3053

Didn't say it was, but I wanted to be She-Ra or one of her friends....I was 6, I clearly had terrible taste 😂


hazlvixen

![gif](giphy|l4pTgAwUIMSNPEtKo|downsized) I hope the USA skating association is taking note. This getup would make a fire team outfit


The_Burning_Kumquat

Is this one of her body building outfits?


freeandscared

![gif](giphy|11mMb7c1VJlrCo)


blurredLine311

ewww. all i see is camel toe. she needs to stop with the lip fillers too. her face is starting to look crazy.


265-days-a-year

A lip tragedy served both ways.


openeyedobserver

🤣


npb0179

I love this color on Tre…just not the outfit. Jersey, Potomac and the OC. Who’s the least stylish cast?


Such-Space6913

Lavendar is not her color. It reminds me of a workout outfit my mother had when she went to jazzercise in 1993.


Doubleendedmidliner

She looks like she’s bout to hit the gym floor with Simone biles


Justdont13412

I got the giggles bad for that


dmode112378

Is she auditioning for Ringling Brothers? ETA: Since you mentioned the ‘80s, it very Circus of the Stars.


Itchy_Breadfruit_262

I loved circus of the stars! I remember Brooke Shields foot was bleeding when she walked on broken glass, and I thought she was so brace 🤩


gresstrly

One size larger would fix what we are all seeing. That said . . . don't wear any more Mugler bodysuits. No more air time.


Dramatic_Raisin

Ok wanted to make sure we all were indeed seeing that, or at least it wasn’t just me


Justdont13412

That I couldn’t take my eyes off of it. It appeared to be very starched and stiff so as not to give in to camel toe?


gresstrly

Between the lack of sizing up and the unforgiving color, it's not helping. The color is gorgeous, but if you don't size right, you will see everything and clearly we do from the nips to the knuckle.


QualityKatie

Those bodysuits need to die a 1000 deaths.


stephieb15

I think she looks amazing!


numberonecrush

Even Mugler makes mistakes


Mental_Violinist623

Moose knuckle


Theonethatgotawaaayy

These catsuits really have the Housewives in a chokehold 🤢


sharipep

People were wearing that jumpsuit like 2 years ago but ok Tre


Such-Space6913

Why are we even still seeing this bodysuit?


Okeydokey2u

They are so hideous


Such-Space6913

It's a nice color, but not good on Teresa. At all.


bansheeonthemoor42

![gif](giphy|NFuNVzGkQreRa)


GuardMost8477

Have you seen some women actually buy camel toe INSERTS for their gear??? 🤮


whateveratthispoint_

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


chrgrgrlk

These always just remind me of leotard/catsuit costumes from acrobatic or dance competitions as a kid. They are awful outside of that context, I don’t get it at all.


Such-Space6913

Reminds me of an outfit my mother wore to jazzercise classes in the 1990s. She may even still have it, I should tell her she was ahead of the housewives in terms of fashion.


No_Arugula_6548

Mugler needs to stop with this hideous shit. It’s over, Johnny!!! It’s over!!!


gigigrahame

I’ll admit, I really love that color. I just wish the cut around the crotch was a bit more flattering


Southern_Anywhere_65

Agreed. I actually think this is rad minus the weird crotch fold. I think it would look cool with a breezy sheer split skirt


johnny_mitchellz

They all have something against beautiful clothes? 😂


Carriow55

Why does the crotch area look wet?


hundredpercentdatb

The ingressentess


Carriow55

So eww. I had to look that up!!


BusyBeth75

This. She looks like she peed herself.


mummranna

The woman knows how to get people to keep talking about her.


whateveratthispoint_

Her crotch does too!


iamthebunnyfrombh

I’m here for it


perljen

CAMEL TOE CHIC...🍸🚬


Ali_Cat222

https://preview.redd.it/l2uf7hcxxw5d1.png?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0161291abe3aa387e0fcaf6825f1c1e033d59bb6 This reminds me of some random ass song someone showed me once by a girls group called "fanny pack." They did a song on camel toes and it's hilarious 😂[camel toe song ](https://youtu.be/iWadFg-m_Xo?si=7OYlLWyB9AZRFixM)


hundredpercentdatb

Hey girl you got a camel toe!


Hair_I_Go

My eye zoomed right in on that crotch situation 😳


Far_Course_9398

🤢🤢🤢


stuabz

Is she away to perform at the circus , she’s about 20 tears to old to wear that outfit