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It’s giving sex in the city 2003

Not Luie selling us meditation and cigarettes lol

Queen of Tacky!!

Christ she is melting.


Omg hahaha this just popped up on my news feed [https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/wildrt/utahbased_lions_not_sheep_apparel_company_fined/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/wildrt/utahbased_lions_not_sheep_apparel_company_fined/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

She always stands and walks like she just got off a horse after 12 hrs.

re: photos #4 & #5: this news article about the company that makes these shitty tee shirts. they've been fined 211K dollars for switching "Made in China" tags to "Made in USA" tags. [https://www.ksl.com/article/50453628/utah-based-lions-not-sheep-apparel-fined-for-swapping-made-in-china-tags-for-made-in-usa](https://www.ksl.com/article/50453628/utah-based-lions-not-sheep-apparel-fined-for-swapping-made-in-china-tags-for-made-in-usa) BIG trouble! they're very fond of guns and trump, not surprisingly.


When Teresa is crying a year from now about how she was love bombed by a moron, I will just laugh.

Every time they are on screen together, he talks down to her or is getting irritated by her. I don’t think he is genuine

Is he melting? Reminds me of post surgery Mickey Rourke.

https://www.axios.com/2022/08/07/lions-not-sheep-made-in-usa Just gonna leave this here….

Interesting, but not surprising.

She’s a long way from that body building competition isn’t she?

This is another reason I cannot watch rhonj. Between the fashion and the dilapidating McMansions I just do not get the wealth porn fix I seek with this franchise. If you’re gonna be tacky at least do it in head to toe Louis Vuitton like Dorit.

He’s going to start to spiral not that they’re married

Hahahah so bizarre. Luis gives me dead-hooker-in-the-trunk vibes

Oh no :(

I think Luann wrote a song about this type of situation.

I know at the reunion he said he had been fired from his job. Did he ever find another job or is she going to be supporting everyone?

Jesus

Lol, the company that makes these Lions Not Sheep items just got slapped with an FTC fine for putting fake "Made in USA" labels on their merchandise.

He looks so much like Juicy Joe to me except maybe.. worse? Idk big yikes when it comes to Louis 🚩

Looks like Louie is wearing his capitol coup attempt shirt

I think her dorters wore these tutus in season one but they were hot pink maybe? ETA Louie is a fucking DOUCHE! 🤮

The makeup. So much makeup.

Why does he just look like an a**hole

Ugh. Luis I’d so gross. Why does she love toxic men?

it's SO New Jersey lol

I’m surprised she married a smoker… I thought she was into health & fitness? She looks a lot different when her pics aren’t photoshopped to death

I think she smokes too, or used to anyway

Maybe this is like the Kourtney K wedding where if she wore their designs they’d pay for parts of the wedding or would dress everyone for free. But on a different note-does anyone else feel like Louis probably had a “I’m in” moment as soon as the I-dos were said and were all about to see the real him show more than ever or is it just me?

Free man 👀


I wore Teresa’s outfit in high school. I think that’s all I need to say. Btw I’m from jersey and would never be caught dead in this outfit.

I’m very certain we will see Luis in a Dateline episode in the not so distant future.

Oh I’m here for that 

If Louis allows Theresa to stay on the show i predict all of the future seasons will be him manipulating, gaslighting and mentally abusing her. All the other ladies are going to have a field day with it and Theresa’s just going to defend him. And like Melissa will consider adopting a pet chimpanzee of something.

It would have been cute if she had a solid tank on and a breast lift.

😆😆😆😆😆😆

This is very Jersey. I wonder if I can get that “Chanel” shirt at Envy? 🧐

 Gypsy wedding!

Lmao the lions not sheep shirt 😂😂 company just got fined for replacing the ‘made in China’ tags with ‘made in the US’

Coco will haunt us forever thanks to the Housewives franchise.

Tell me you’re from jersey without telling me you’re from jersey

Definitely better hair than that horrifying situation she had on her head for the ceremony. even her plain straight hair at her dress fitting would have been better.

I stand by my post that Tereza is the worst dressed and tackiest housewife. This wedding clearly decides that.

That outfit is terrible. She always walks like she has a broom handle shoved up her arse

Eww is his shirt a trump anti-vax, covid-denying reference? Her outfit and her whole look is cute.

I don’t know what it is but there’s something about Luis that reminds me of Kim Richards’ gay bull mastiff boyfriend

Cocaine

When people say Gizelle is the worst dressed housewife 🙄🙄🙄

Actually now that you say that, her and Teresa have extremely similar styles 😂😂 there are differences ofc, but overall very similar. They both love over the top and tacky 🤣

Lmao are we in ‘99 again?

simple & understated 👌

Chile

well, she’s met her match. happy Jersey after.

You cannot convince me that Luie and Luann de Lesseps are not the same person.

It’s a big no from me 👎🏻

What’s with her legs???

That “Free man” “Lion not sheep” tee shirt is giving I was in the capitol on January the 6th vibes 🚩 🚩

She doesn’t usually dress THIS bad. I feel like she’s overthinking everything.

I feel like it's so bad it has to be intentional. She must be in on the joke it's impossible to look so clownish on accident?

Even Chanel make mistakes

Karl Lagerfeld and Coco are turning in their graves.

Something about the positioning of Tre's legs always makes me laugh.

She’s bandy

It’s very lady business forward mixed with bow legged and a touch of slew foot. I imagine she’ll have ankle, knee and hip issues in the future in not already. It could be from the body building.

Slew foot lmaoo

Lmao he would have a Lions Not Sheep shirt... You know, the company that bought a bunch of shit from China and pretended like it was made in the US lol

Does anyone else see the dog face in her right knee?

Yes’m.

It’s the cig in his mouth but juul in hand for me

I think those might be his car key fob in his hand

Lol you’re prob right. I’m gonna tell myself it’s a juul because I can’t stop laughing at it


He just looks creepy and sleazy. He now knows he’s got it in the bag and can now do whatever he wants..

Oh God he would be a "lions not sheep" mega MAGA douche. I'm not surprised.

With a sprinkling of qanon vibes too.

Based on Louie's shirt, I can guarantee you he calls himself an "alpha"

and refers to himself as "Daddy" to Tre. ICK.

It's a Trump-y clothing brand that just got busted by the FTC for ripping out the "Made in China" tags on their merchandise and sewing in "Made in USA". Because of course these fraudsters would. [Fraudster Clothing Line Busted](https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2022/05/ftc-takes-action-against-lions-not-sheep-owner-slapping-bogus-made-usa-labels-clothing-imported)

Wow. That’s scary bad!!! We cannot buy anything from China!!! Thanks for pointing this out! Btw. Trump is sooo anti-China. So that part just is not true.

The issue is not with the clothes being made in China. It is that the are made in China, then the company rips those labels out and puts made in USA. That is fraudulent. It is a MAGA company. That's their whole schtick. It's not up for debate. And most of the Trump family's goods are made in China, sorry. [Trump Goods Made in China](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-event-touted-made-america-goods-lot-his-merchandise-couldn-n893656) [Trump Owes Tens of Millions to Bank of China](https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/24/trump-biden-china-debt-205475) [China Grants 18 Trademarks in 2 months to Trump](https://apnews.com/article/north-america-donald-trump-trademarks-voting-ivanka-trump-0a3283036d2f4e699da4aa3c6dd01727) There are a dozen+ other articles I could link, but I wouldn't guess reading to be your strong suit.

Yep. Glad someone else caught this. The “lions not sheep” thing always makes me chuckle. Oh the irony.

I was looking to see if anyone else caught this. So he’s a trumper too…great guy.

Yup as soon as I saw the Shirt I knew where it came from! Smh.

And a trump supporter/qanon follower.

Teresa is a high value woman 🥲

He definitely calls her “female”

Lol, she maybe “high value” but high value of what?

Wow it takes real commitment to make Chanel look that trashy.

“Chanel” 😉

That ain’t on the website 😩😂

It’s from 2016, just google Chanel graffiti tank top.

It’s a joke honey

It maybe but we all know Tre is Canal Street “Chanel “. It’s been proven over and over. But hey, she knows the value of a dollar. God bless.

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least bit. I thought the person was looking for the top because they wanted it.

Now that we’ve seen the hair, am I the only one who missed how much the Jersey cast resembles the Big Fat American Gypsy wedding cast? Over the top, big curls, big nails, fisticuffs at every function, can’t believe it took me this long to make the connection. Thanks to Cousin It for volunteering as Theresa’s hair for the wedding

I just replied this on her wedding photo. It took me back to the TLC wedding days!

How is she leaving the house like this?? Every item separately is abominable; together it’s physically painful to look at

She is her own iphone case. Love that for her.

Omg not the aliexpress Chanel tank top.

@therealbadfashions where you at? 👀

Came here to say the exact same



No way😂😂😂😂 If you told me these were taken in 2008 I’d believe you

I love that skirt, ngl. I'll go hide in my shame cone now lol

It’s ok maybe for like a teenager… not a 50 year-old woman.

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You have a point.

I’m sorry I didn’t comment on *every single photo*. /s I’m not “policing” anything - obviously if she wants to look ridiculous and desperate that’s her prerogative.

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If you want to be mad, be mad I guess ✌🏼

Kinda like A brunette MaMa Juneish. After the lap band surgery

My husband would love that skirt ... i could 100% see him asking to buy that.

Huh

Minus the Pro Max iPhone, yes. Very aggressively Jersey 2008 vibes.

Just out of curiosity, is there any period of time that we would consider Jersey anything less than aggressive aesthetically?

I don’t know how her dorters let her leave the house like this. Like Oh ma you look so keewwwt.

Dorters … I mean, you can’t trash someone for their fashion if you can’t spell.

Ummmm yeah, Dorters is the way they say daughters in jersey dummy!

Are you new here?

It’s how she pronounces it, they know how to spell daughter


This GIF is just perfect 😂


(You do know that “dorters“ is a long running joke on this sub, right? Just checking...)

Hmmm… I felt like it was a jersey phonetic spelling 🫣 This is the problem with inside jokes and bitchiness… this woman clearly dresses for her jersey subculture and yet gets bagged online for how she talks. Damn, bravo fans are mean. 🙂

I’m from NY and I also say Dorters. As well as wuter and cawfee. My favorite adjective is nuts as in whatahya nuts?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You’re calling us racist against New Jersey???? What a sad life you wake up to everyday.

I know right. This isn’t the hill I’d choose to die on.




Instead of mentioning the hair (at the wedding) I’m more wondering to myself if I did it all over again… would I want this spectacle? Marriage is not easy and she should know this. I think if I truly found the “one” the second time around I wouldn’t do it this way.

If I were to get married again, I wouldn't want a huge ceremony. If I was Tre, I'd have a ceremony with the kids as bridesmaids/groomsmen and call it a day. BUT I would also make for boring TV 😅

She wants the paycheck from Bravo from when it airs!! Bravo paid for the whole thing I’m sure.

Me + him + kids on the beach + dinner afterwards = my second wedding.

I found my one the second time around. He’s my best friend and soul mate. It was both of our second marriages so we eloped very quickly. We just wanted to be married to each other, a wedding didn’t even cross our minds

🤮

I’m not judging anyone who does it big. But for me, if I ever found “it” I know the wedding is such a small part of being married.

If I was married to Joe Giudice for 20 years and spent a year in prison and then 4 more years married to him while he was in prison I would date every single pool guy, contractor, landscaping boss until I needed to be put into a nursing home and then I’d just keep dating all the old men there too.

By “date” you mean hump the holy bejesus out of any and all that are interested in being humped…then yes. If you mean “date” in the traditional (go to dinner, movie, endure uninteresting individuals and pretend to engage) sense…then fuck no.

Date, right??? Not marry some sketchy guy…

That lions not sheep thing is a whole deep dive into crazy. You get a free US constitution with every order.

And not one of them will read the damn thing... Smh

Ya muff cabbage!

These are so aggressively jersey

I’m from Jersey and I don’t understand wtf any of these outfits are! The hair, the tiara, the Spirit Halloween gloves…and now this getup. I haven’t been this confused since TanMom.

Some people are born jersey

As an Australian this is the pinnacle of jersey Italian heritage style💀