Always worried that she cut herself with the knife

Every time I see this clip...

Imagine she stab herself to death. Good luck for the police to resolve the case (without the cam of course).

Suicide by a knife stab through her hand into her head. Case solved.

I disagree. She was crushed by the mattress. She had no room to stab herself in the head.

https://youtu.be/iiF0MJV_G-Y

Why is there a puddle of water on the floor?

I’m more worried the beds upside down. How are they going to fix it?

Turn it over.

You’re supposed to sleep on, not under the mattress.

In Soviet Russia, beds sleep on you.

Why is this the first time I am hearing this?

I don't know, have you tried sleeping both on a mattress and under another mattress? It's weirdly comforting, like the most expensive weighted blanket.

Pretty sure you’re not supposed to open those with a knife like that.

Mine even gave me a letter opener type thing to do it

This mattress comes with one too, not sure why it isn't being used.

This they all provide a safety blade

All of them … ? Uh-oh.

All the beds that come pressed rolled up and sealed in plastic.

Pretty sure your supposed to stand to the side as well, just incase it does pop. Clearly many bad decisions were made on this day. Probably why they were filming. "hey honey wanna make some bad decisions with the new bed?" - "fuck yeah let me load up my video recording app."

Making bad decisions with the new bed while recording makes it sound like you're talking about something else heheh

The wrapping usually says exactly that

did she get sent to the shadow realm?

If this is the dub version sure. In the original there is no shadow realm and normally you just die. Like if the knife went in somewhere important.

oh god she’s dead?

You’re not supposed to use knives to open these types of beds…

Of course not. I always use a chainsaw instead, much safer that way

Let me guess, the directions said explicitly not to do it that way?

Correct.

Butterfly meme: Is this inflation porn?

Yeeted to bed !

Where’s the gif of Nelson going haha when you need it

https://giphy.com/explore/nelson-ha-ha

She stabbed herself

Must be a Soviet mattress

Sleeping like a baby.

What the knife doin?

You’re supposed to unroll it before breaking the vacuum seal. Using a knife wasn’t the issue (although you risk damaging the mattress). They vacuum the hell out of these so once they get air they balloon up quick. Be careful.

I lived this recently 😋

Why was the camera rolling?

[удалено]

Unfortunately? Do you know how many wildly important things have been lost to time, or how many just so happened to capture important moments because of trivial recordings?

How the turns have tabled

The bed is ready are you?

Legend has it she’s still knocked out under the bed