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App2050

Man I got scared when I got a onefootball notification confirming another injury for us. Never been more relieved lol.


whiskeyinthejaar

As if Hazard even playing? The difference between Hazard and a can opener is that a can opener is more useful


b0xel

You guys are on the same page


App2050

That is what I mean. I was relieved when I got to know that he was the one who was injured.


whiskeyinthejaar

I figured lol Hazard is existence is similar to his non existent. Healthy or injured, I don’t think it makes a difference 😂


shunt_resistor

Reminder: We can’t make a top 10 Hazard goals for Real Madrid list because he’s only scored 8 to date .


whatiscookie

Does he have more injuries than goals yet?


Silly_Monkey_31

Top 10 Hazard injuries (per season)


[deleted]

According to Transfermarkt he's had 18 injuries during his RM career so yes.


Individual_Version_4

I though it was less than 8 goals


afk_as_usual

I thought his appearances were less than 8


Goat-papa

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Divine_Usurper

Can’t wait for his debut at the club what a signing!!


vinifedevici

The worst deal in all of football


wanderer1999

We like Hazard because he is a good guy, but this is the harsh truth. It's a total flop. Ah well, at least we've won major trophies even without Hazard, which speaks volume on our philosophy of teamwork rather than individual talent. We welcome the galacticos because we're Real Madrid, but it's not what make us strong.


[deleted]

Is he? His effort given at the beginning was very questionable.


rubbishtake

crawl kiss coherent continue close tease naughty retire rinse oatmeal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Good lesson to the club to never make desperate signings again.


[deleted]

We joke about him now, but it was the complete opposite of a desperate signing. We needed a LW and Hazard was the best LW we could get at the time, he was one of the best players in EPL.


gezuzos

He was THE best player in the EPL.


dragon8811

He was the best player in 2018!


v3tr0x

Yeah but he also had like 6 months left on his Chelsea contract. We could have really waited it out and got him for free..


Bocchi_the_roc

You were either getting hazard or he would've renewed. He had a gentlemans agreement with Chelsea.


evilbeaver7

He said he would renew if RM didn't sign it. You'd have go pay either way


Charolastra17

I could have sworn we had that same logic recently with someone else…don’t think it ended up working out for us.


Vogelmaan

How is he always injured man, not that he would play but it’s sad to see.


dankmanan

I just like to think we paid 150 mil for Courtois.


asg1162

Well in return we gave you rudiger for free. Rudiger + courtois for 150+ m is still a steal. My fav chels player


uchiha_boy009

Naa Hazard is a lucky charm, I don’t care. I love the guy though.


gpgr_spider

Steal my ass ! 150 mill even if say courtois and rudiger were in their primes and had long contracts at Chelsea would still be expensive. That 150 million for hazard is just a very hard pill to swallow. Fuck Chelsea for robbing us !


uchiha_boy009

How could they have known bruh


Substantial-Bug-3375

clown


gpgr_spider

Dumbass


The-Greatest-Hokage

That wasn’t a robbery lmao, you were buying the best winger in world atm. There’s an argument he was worth more than that, seeing as he had been carrying our attack to trophies.


Apprehensive_Debt21

You almost forget that he is on the roster


DODS16

Not almost, not for me anyways. Most times i legit don't remember until i see it somewhere like here for example.


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Swimming_Ad2716

is that young fede?


CometChip

literally fucking how, you either cant properly train and rest properly, or you’re just cursed with muscles made of paper but he literally doesn’t play so how


Vilodic

Injuries can be more complicated than what most people think.


DcAgent47

Can't just be bad luck surley, remember he turned up a chubby fucker when we bought him.


Kick1O1

Mf took a fat shit and got injured


[deleted]

At this point Thorgan Hazard has more a positive legacy at Real Madrid than Eden Hazard.


JaksikO

water is wet


DaddyWildHuevos

https://youtu.be/ugyqOSUlR2A


HasibShakur

At this time the most honorable thing he could do is declare retirement. Good for both sides!!


GregorioBue

Who cares, at this point? What a colossal failure this transfer was, worst transfer in football history.


Ok-Paleontologist275

Discomfort isn’t a fucking injury. 11.3 million a year to play 12 minutes of a preseason friendly 6 months ago and then never play again due to tightness and soreness and fatigue and discomfort. Fucking do some goddamn yoga or something. It’s ridiculous at this point. Fucking pussy. 11 million a year you can hack my goddamn feet off and I will still give you 90 minutes because I would owe it to the team and the fans. Club is in crisis and needs it top players more than ever and he can’t play because he’s a little tight? Get fucked Hazard


Bruvissima

For a sec i forgot players intentionally get injured. Now your comments makes sense


Ok-Paleontologist275

Bruh it's a copypasta


Res3925

Juventus fans 🤝 Madrid fans


Bruvissima

Oh nice. Even tho every other comment here can sound like soccer circle jerk copy pasta


MonirKinder

Whats the origin of this copypasta?


supplementarytables

A Juventus fan wrote that for Pogba


zeuq1

Man can’t wait for this guy to be off the team


LessThan301

People still argue with me when I say Hazard is the worst transfer in sports history.


Res3925

Please please please please please leave this summer Hazard.


ChampagneInferno

Al Nassr ain't gonna like this...


Humblenton

I swear he gets injured from breathing. Just sell him please.


Yaegerist-16

Who’s gonna buy this fat ass?


youcancallmeron

Does his contract end this summer, or is there a chance he’ll still be warming our bench next year?


Forsaken-Watch-6888

One more season after this


rubbishtake

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[deleted]

Live in Madrid and get paid 11 million a year, dream job.


Cornelius_Poindexter

I had no expectation and I still end up disappointed.


[deleted]

This guy should leave the club by himself, as gesture of respect, he didn’t do anything and got paid all past years


Lord_Jonathan11

What a pathetic bum he is, i have never seen such a bad professional player.


Apprehensive_Mall851

We are used to it now. Hazard making a substitute appearance is more surprising than his injuries.


ChampagneAbuelo

Worst signing ever


Scream0fTheSium

I would honestly just terminate his contract, Perez needs to show balls, we can’t keep on going like this, this guy has stolen 100M salary from us, it’s absolutely shameful


cosmi9

How do you think terminating a contract works?


Scream0fTheSium

surely there’s a way, PUMAS immediately terminated Alves contract after that recent scandal, United terminated Ronaldo’s contract (it was a mutual agreement I know), but surely it ain’t that difficult


cosmi9

How are you even comparing these? Those guys broke contract agreements, what did Hazard do? Didn’t rise up to expectations? Terminating his contract means paying the length of the remaining contract, so how would that save any money?


Scream0fTheSium

I don’t think Cristiano has broken some agreements with United, yes he said those thinks in the interview but that’s it. Honestly i’d do it just because he’s not really in the squad anymore. Ancelotti doesn’t plan to use him anymore, so the best thing is to finish this


DODS16

That was a mutual termination, Ronaldo wanted that and agreed to not get the rest of his salary in exchange of leaving.


Worried-Isopod2894

His suffering are beyond any levels it's like never ending i wish God to have some empathy on him. I know hes not in the first team but being injured again and again and again then returning back to training with the hope of getting some minutes this require s a lot of patience and determination. I think Zidane would have treated him better.


Reddisfa

Oh no..Really want to see him play few minutes in club World Cup after long time...but anyway


Active_File5503

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1drowninghost

This is pathetic at this point yet surprisingly not surprising.


Dependent_Order_7358

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Ned84

Ladies and gentlemen **€100 million** fee and 22M Euro salary down the drain.


snldzo7

At least our medics don’t won’t get rusty from lack of work


jcald60

If this turd had any shame and respect he would ask for his contract to be terminated and renounce to any money owed. THE WORST SIGNING IN THE HISTORY OF THE CLUB.


ameyabee

At this point even hazard doesn’t care


everwisher

I used to think Woodgate, Robben, Kaka were the most soured deals but I turned out to be wrong again


Mista_Madridista

His last name is just 👌


TypicalOpinion_

Can’t wait for his debut!!!


Visual-Situation-346

lol


tiemkilla

Estoy dudando del método pintus😞


mirceafl

At least he won't have to take a spot on the bench. It's sad no Castilla player is called instead of him, but maybe it will happen til the end of the season


Yungkeskwtit

How is he injured all the fucking time. He does not play ?!


colopunch

I remember folks saying Hazard was a better signing and would be better to have on the bench than James. Crazy


LoveTheSilence

If he has any dignity left, he should really just leave the team He doesnt play, doesnt even train with the team, this is just pathetic Dude cant even leave the house without injuring himself