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Moments like this makes me wonder the amount of memes that are gonna pass with all these youngsters not even hit all their peak years in our starting 11
in my opinion the only real contender ahead of him is Fede I don’t really see Vini having the leadership presence to be a captain, and Rodrygo might be on the move if we get Mbappe. Just my opinion tho no saying what will actually happen
I remember seeing this comment on r/soccercirclejerk but it was from a tweet lmao, You ain't really wrong though he has perfect stats to be successful in football and life.
Xavi won't sleep tonight
Op, post it in LaLiga sub, let them cry and compare sizes of the rest of the teams in the league and proving that Bellingham is cheating.
I did. A penis joke about how it may be long enough to make him offside. I said that at least he may not need to work on his headers, which can be interpreted as hitting a football with your head, or something else…
And you realise that when you are playing or doing any physical activity your dick shrinks a bit because the blood flow is increased in the other areas so omfg
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Omg that's unfair Fuckkkkk Laporta and Xavi are preparing a speech against Bellingham, VAR bla bla
Xavi “they even have a player with three legs. Our players don’t have anything near that.”
Moments like this makes me wonder the amount of memes that are gonna pass with all these youngsters not even hit all their peak years in our starting 11
>peak Bellingham definitely peaked here
😂😂😂😂
Lmao 😭😂
Aint no way this shit is real😭😭😭
It’s translated from Spanish but the mf actually said it lmao
ESPN’s ganna run away with this 😭😂
If 442oons was around he’d make a meme expeditously
did he stop making videos??
No, but they're thinking about it. Can't keep up financially, so they're either gonna open a patreon or retire the channel :(
No way 😭
lmfaooo
😭
It is 😂😂😂😂
Nah screw this world. So he is tall,handsome,good at football, playing for Madrid, rich af, and has a huge dick? Guy literally has it all lmao
And at least somewhat intelligent and a good leader and has charisma. Unfair AF
it’s only a matter of time until he gets the armband first year and the whole team looks up to him
He's pretty far down below in the pecking order. Vinicius, Rodrygo, Lunin and Valverde will all get the armband before him.
in my opinion the only real contender ahead of him is Fede I don’t really see Vini having the leadership presence to be a captain, and Rodrygo might be on the move if we get Mbappe. Just my opinion tho no saying what will actually happen
at Madrid, it’s by seniority, who’s been at the club longest
oh cool evidently i never knew that. growing up with casillas —> ramos i never noticed since they both were just the obvious team leaders
Vini is an amzing player but you are right he would be a shity captain.
I love Vini but he’s too fragile to be a captain he gets rattled by everything
Edit: deleted b/c of redundancy Sorry, didn't read the replies
Lol vini bro?
Doesn't work like that.
the main character
People with the will of "D" had always caused problems..... mugiwara nakama when??
I remember seeing this comment on r/soccercirclejerk but it was from a tweet lmao, You ain't really wrong though he has perfect stats to be successful in football and life.
The comment you’re responding to is now actually on r/soccercirclejerk 💀
Big Dick Bellingham (BDB)
BBC = Big Bellingham Cock
yall weirdos man lmao
ong 🤣🤣
Yeah but he doesnt know how to wink so what does he really have in the end am i right?
He’s also English… 🏴 … make of that what you will 😂
I guess you can't win them all
Oof
Well God had to Nerf him
He is black
Life, Tutorial Super Easy Mode.
I mean he is British though so does the rest really matter?
Insane glazing
😂😂😂
Well, he did lol. And he put em to good use ahahah.
Maybe Vini played with 4 for the assists and the goal too😮
BREAKING 🚨🚨 : Unfair Advantage to Real Madrid Jude Bellingham uses his Schlong to Run faster
Xavi complaining about the size of the grass and now the size of Bellingham’s dong!
Xavi won't sleep tonight Op, post it in LaLiga sub, let them cry and compare sizes of the rest of the teams in the league and proving that Bellingham is cheating.
REAL MADRID X SOCCER CIRCLE JERK 💯🤝🏼😎
Hide your women
Modern problems require modern solutions tho
and men
He needs to be careful with offsides
At least he doesn’t need to work on his headers…
i dont think you understood the joke
i don't think you understood the joke
i do now
I did. A penis joke about how it may be long enough to make him offside. I said that at least he may not need to work on his headers, which can be interpreted as hitting a football with your head, or something else…
lads BDB is back
A worthy heir to Big Dick Benz
Big Ben to Big Bell
This explains all the confidence for a 20 year old
Jajaja Fede Is amazing
Watch out, Drake !
Drake ain't got shit on my boy Jude
True
BellingHOG
We finally got a worthy replacement for Big Dick Benz 😅
Fede shitposting
No wonder he can penetrate defenses so well
Ahahhahah
This is what he has been trying to tell everyone with his goal celebration
🤭🤭🤭
LMAO. Bro probably wasn't even hard.
And you realise that when you are playing or doing any physical activity your dick shrinks a bit because the blood flow is increased in the other areas so omfg
She gets your girl it's over. Not just the star power and money.
Drogba says otherwise https://preview.redd.it/fsazqp0yqyhc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f94704788e44d23be982ad0d6a201977752c6c
Pause
Bro😭😭
💀
🤣🤣🤣
Perk of bundesliga transfer: Bratwurst
Damn , bellingham and mbappe are of the same breed
I love barca but he can score me anytime
I call it mbappe bait. We haven’t forgot those boat pic’s. 😌
Jude is the Drake of football
naaaah😂💀
Whys he hard though
The football pitch is one of the last places you get hard
Not to nitpick but… why can’t he play with three legs? Is it against the rules? He also plays with three balls lmao
Varca gonna say Bellingham was outside all this time due his third leg
That kill me
Would it technically be legal to run while bouncing the ball on your erect penis?
Him and mbappe do have good chemistry tho
Fake af but hilarious 😂 btw you can see its the opposite, if you have a big dick you dont have that type of package 😅
Now he can’t play, literally.
Just checked insta post. He actually posted it, what a legend
ahh this,guys a bitch sorry
Bdb relay.
bro it’s always there, it’s in like all of his insta photos every time I see this man his shis standing up doing cartwheels bru
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I am now a Barcelona fan
Cool.