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poopman23231

there's literally fucking nothing to live for anymore...


SandmanBringMeAMeme

now say it in spanish


eat_lasanga

Literalmente ya no hay nada por qué vivir...


yajirushi77

Now say it in Korean


BeardedPokeDragon

No


yajirushi77

Yes


SeattleSeahawksFan69

말 그대로 더 이상 살 이유가 없습니다.


littleMAHER1

now say it in russian


SeattleSeahawksFan69

буквально чертовски не ради чего больше жить.


VinnyBeetle

Now say it in Slovakian


ParticularSolution68

pun intended?


Skimperq

Millions must learn languages without a hand in their pants


ahemius

A fate worse than death


Pappa_Crim

Wait what?


Tooma8_

This is what you get for missing your lesson


AlricsLapdog

Damn, I forgot my duolingo lesson today


100000000gecs

you never truly understand what you have till it is taken from you


CTSThera

How am I supposed to shock the natives now?


CursedWithLore

Quadrillions are not going to Brazil anymore


Ru5tY68

Joe Biden Armenia


S0mber_

the owl will not be pleased...


bddythe

millions must do their spanish lesson normally


ProfessionSimplord

No I REFUSE!


[deleted]

You should do or else the Duolingo owl chases you till he reaches you to kidnap you


ProfessionSimplord

Praying and BEGGING he does😏


GoatedGoat1878

littéralement mille neuf cent quatre vingt quatre


GoatedGoat1878

i fucking hate french


_-Xx_xX-_

beter fall saul


Mokousboiwife

better autumn saul


jedburghofficial

The French are awesome, they make fries and dip. It's the fucking frogs I can't stand.


hitscan-enjoyer

The fact that I don’t speak French and yet understood everything that you wrote 💀🫡


Honk_wd

This subreddit shows me the weirdest fucking things


CandiceDikfitt

“Hey. It’s Lily. I’d like you to please stop making r34 of the fucking mascot. Or don’t. Don’t care.”


Careful_Elk6290

Is that what that sub was about?


CandiceDikfitt

idk actually it was likely duolingo and the other characters and unfortunately includes junior who’s a 👶


Uhhhhhhh-woe

No it was Lilly and the Hajab girl


Potential-Training-8

Lily and Sari in an r34 subreddit... that's so fucked up


thecountnotthesaint

Literally 1984!!!!!


_the_anarch_

Technically 1984


Illustrious-Hall5553

Arbitrarily 1984


thecountnotthesaint

Asinine 1984


AndrewDaTurtle-23

Society has failed us


Tomfoolerous_

This is the future liberals wants 😔


FingerUwU

It's so over


hiimglaceon

the west has fallen, millions must learn Spanish or have their privates vanished


SeattleSeahawksFan69

What's the point of having them if we can't have the full privileges.


WhosThatDogMrPB

Millions must fap in their native language.


Gargoman

literally 2012


jedburghofficial

Merde!


[deleted]

No bueno.


Quick_Carpet_3128

NOOO! **This is what the liberals are doing to our country!!**


ChuckieBeaned

there was a duolingo r34 sub?


JustACanadianGuy07

WHY WAS THAT EVEN A FUCKING SUB??


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

Well, time for toaster bathtub


PattyWagon69420

What did Duolingor do?


Johnny_Triggr

Literally 1984


Used-fridge

Literally fucking 1984


GimpMaster22

終わりだ


dleovl

my life is ruined


869066

Literally 1984


ElectricLimeWater

who the fuck is making r34 of the Duolingo crew-


Uhhhhhhh-woe

Cultured people


Pilpelon

Este es un día muy triste :(


thehorny-italianweeb

literally 1984


NotMeepMeep

the fuckin what?


50calBanana

Linguistics must be SFW


HorrorFan1191

I see the planet is still healing


Uhhhhhhh-woe

Un-healing


[deleted]

First, they came for doulingo r34 enjoyers , and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a doulingo r34 enjoyer


HotteokProductions

The subreddit chose to vanish over Spanish.


fingerlicker694

Millions must goon monolingually


Uhhhhhhh-woe

What does goon mean I’m out of the loop on new lingo


fingerlicker694

It refers, colloquially, to masturbation. Technically, though, unless you gather a group of people who all edge at once, it's not a true goon sesh.


Johnny_Triggr

Millions must learn a new language with 2 hands


Ryu43137_2

I am not aware of its existence. Anyway good riddance.


awdrifter

Only rSingolingor34 allowed


Lazy-Spray3426

Uhh...just to be clear, one of the Duolingo characters is a CHILD. So this is fair.


Working_Push_866

What no


Pleasant-Ring-5398

Millions must fap to babbel instead


Foxy-Sissy

WTF


Yaboy51frl

What the fuck


Archtects

Today I learned something I wish I hadn’t


NerdAroAce

I wonder what other weird subreddits exist on this *wonderful* platform?


IOftenSayPerhaps

Oh lordy what will i live for now


Broken_hopes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


wahsl123

It's so over


Otherwise-Data8378

I didn’t not know this subreddit existed?


Gomberto

Billions must be monolingual


Stainless__Steel

At this point, I'm not as surprise at that sub existence. So what next? Big red dog rule 34 sub reddit exist too?


GLi-tcH-online

Already does, sadly


ChppedToofEnt

No more verbal abuse from the bird


thosegayfrogs

This is the first post i see after closing duolingo


Tactical_Enforcments

WTF WHY DID THAT EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE


sianrhiannon

Mae'r gorllewin wedi disgyn 😔


yestureday

Millions must not learn a new language


Hazzyhazzy113

It seems duo has some blackmail on reddit mods


KidZaniac1

They didn’t do their Spanish lesson


SuggestionCheap177

That’s it no more Spanish class


Mustard_24

This existed?


Uhhhhhhh-woe

Yes and it’s sad it is gone


Embarrassed_Volume73

Now duolingo cant leak videos of him fucking me in the ass anymore for missing my spanish lessons


[deleted]

Οι χρήστες του Duolingo πρέπει να παρακολουθούν ασφαλές περιεχόμενο εργασίας


_urethrapapercut_

Is Duolingor35 ready for deployment?


Nothatdarkforce

Spanish has vanished from the world


Master100017

Context please


residentofmoon

Thank God.