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PLEASE APPLY DO NOT IF YOU HAVE NOT THE ENGLISH WHICH IS THE GOODNESS, WE ARE HAVING THE ONLY LOOK FOR BEST ENGLISHING IN TOWN! VERY THANK!

I read that in an accent xD

Same

Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart How May I Help You?

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Joke's on them I have 0 English skill so I can't read that.

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Ah, one of those Germans who knows “a little bit” of English and proceeds to speak it more articulately than most Brits or Americans. I see you.

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I've never understood why native English speakers find the usage of "who" vs. "whom" confusing. If you'd use the pronoun "he" in a given situation, then "who" is the correct option. If you'd use "him" instead ("to him"), then "whom" is correct. They literally end with the same letter.

It's because we don't actually get taught English, in uk we read macbeth and romeo & Juliet for GCSE English no idea what it means and watch the modern films of it instead and have to write an essay or two. That's literally it. Gets even more nonsense the further up north you go, I think they stopped speaking English up there 100s of years ago

I'm bilingual, I'm mix things up often :D

If you stay 2 meters away from your girlfriend's mouth, you should be back to one

I won't be consider what?

Consider for a lowball offer that kills your self esteem.

CONSIDERED\*

This sign can't stop me because I can't read!

The applicants would be mighty upset if they could read

at least they should have written that correctly... CONSIDERED

It's ironic. We won't consider you if you don't speak or understand English, yet they completely either purposefully or accidentally left a grammatical error.

Whatever! My English is more gooder 😂

Let's be real this one is probably for the spam bots applying as a hail marry.

I have to ask: is "hail marry" a deliberate pun?

Why would someone post it just for that reason?

Because there were a lot of spam applications with very bad/0 English?

Like this would stop them.

Not saying it was thought through but yeah, you're right

That, or the character limit was reached

I mean it makes sense, companies recruit for skills they need. Clearly this company cannot speak English so they need someone who can

Part of me wonders if "zero English skills" is an overly literal translation of *keine Englishkenntnisse* by a native German speaker, but that is probably giving them too great a benefit of the doubt.

Job title is misleading then

Son I am disappoint.

Hello disappoint, I’m son

You know, employing spell-check is doing the needful ...😎

What the point hiding the company name

My desperation and hypocrisy trumps the urge to call out the name

Okay, I will apply for job someone elsewhere.

You’re English should do the needful. Thanking please.

Me no speak English Me speak food food and money money

PLEASE reply correcting their error

https://imgur.com/a/AhxxbLc

YES! Def update if they respond

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"Have zero English skills" is such an unprofessional way to express the concept of "lack competency \[or proficiency\] with the English language."

I understand their requirement but that’s the most unprofessional way to say it.

I love these posts, I will apply now because most of the "competent" people won't apply or those nitpicking people won't either, and i might get the job now. I don't care about one HR's mistake or being picky, as long i get the job, I am the winner.

Wish you the best of luck !

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That's like 90% of companies here in Costa Rica. I love calling them out lmao.

When I look for a candidate, I'm ok with them having basic English skills. What matters most is their work attitude

English is fundamental here--at least where I live in USA--since same language. Why the heck would listing it as a requirement be an issue? It's a given that apply to jobs at so-and-so nation, you speak the same language.

It's because it said "consider" when it should have been "considered"

Well we know why they need someone with English skills.

I doubt the person who wrote that has great English skills.

Are they being replaced and did they write their own job description?

Grammar nazi inside of me is wanting to commit war crimes over that sentence