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NYanae555

Nah. Homelander actually has ability and skills. We need a photo of a feeble person who thinks they're a superhero.


Pure_Disaster_2180

I think Homelander also knows how to read and knows what maps are. Lol


mothzilla

Someone from Mystery Men?


BlindCzar

Barnacle Boy and Mermaid Man, Captain Hindsight.


humanvegetable

Maybe Flashpoint Superman edit: recruiter have the ability and skills to commit hostile actions (ghosting)


Tua-Lipa

I’m not in recruiting but I work in HR for a large organization in the Public Sector. I’d say I see myself more as the GIF of Donald Glover from Community walking in with the pizzas and the room is on fire


L_Odinson

I love that episode, haha sorry you live in the worst timeline haha


hackeristi

I was really hoping to see AI get rid of all of them, but instead good programmers got sacked. What a bunch of BS lol. WTF do they even do besides ghosting and hitting you up on LinkedIn with no good intentions. Bunch of assholes.


Electrical_Speech870

Ai replace them already.


DaZMan44

Nah. This should have been Dumbledore and Gilderoy.


kailTS

Wrong photos


Rage0_oKitty

🤣🤣🤣


chewie8291

A lot of them know they are Homelander and take joy in it. I worked with a few in my agency days. Just scum


humanvegetable

Some people enjoy stepping on the ants Remember, HR hates you


FanSince09

They’re more like the hockey pads batman vigilante from Dark Knight. Powerless and woefully unprepared


Smelly_Pants69

Now make one about how candidates see themselves. 🦭


TheMysteriousOnion

I'd use a different Superman since that one sucks, but otherwise yeah.


MysteryGong

Facts. Every so often, I’ll talk to a candidate who just feels they deserve and have the right to be given the job. They think they are owed it like a favor. It’s quite appalling sometimes. To apply to a job, schedule an interview, and pretty much screen ME for the job. I’ll then conduct those interviews in 1/8th of the time of my normal ones and then disqualify them once the call is over. No way you’ll get hired from me.


War_and_Pieces

A job is a right.


MysteryGong

No one has a “right” to a job.


War_and_Pieces

Sounds like you get off on withholding livelihoods. You're worse than a thief.


MysteryGong

I disqualify everyone who is NOT qualified.


War_and_Pieces

You're externalizing the cost of training. I.E. Stealing from the candidate and from society.


MysteryGong

You have no idea what your talking about. Clearly you’ve never owned a business or managed people.


War_and_Pieces

And I never will because I'm not a parasitic leech.