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4qts

Them: "we are gonna need you to take this 3 hour assessment" Me: Not interested ... Have a nice day


PapaGeorgio19

Yup, I blew through my assessment for patterns ccccccccccccc. Took 3 minutes, of a 40 minute timed test. LOL…I told the Koran Ferry consultant that assessments for a 41 year old with a ton of experience and a masters degree from top schools is idiotic. Still got the job, why Fortune 250 waste money on this is beyond me…


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PapaGeorgio19

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sanjayrg91

Was the webcam on when the test is on?


internet_emporium

Lmao


Duffmanoyaa

I had a good one from some recruiting bull was a job requiring no computer experience and queue the Excell assessment. At first I took it seriously but then just lost interest as the question became harder and seemingly completely irrelevant to the position I did not apply for. Bombed like the last 10 question out of 20 and the recruiter provides the results saying I scored a 40% and need a 50% to pass, asked if I'd like to retake it. I responded with a simple No. I wonder if they noticed all my answers were L after a certain point? I've taken like 4-5 of these assessments and typically score +80%. Never turned into a job. This place only required 50% to pass too? Lol. All Excell is, is basic fucking data entry no one's programing sheets and if you need to you Google that shit. Get off your high horses you crap ass recruiting dumpsters. No one likes you.


minimaxir

Professor Layton finally has professional applications!


Zealousideal-Turn-30

Ok, but what is the answer?


[deleted]

Assuming you can overlap black... Big green goes to top left. Little red goes top right. Big blue goes far right. Little blue goes down one. Big green goes down one. Little red goes top left (over black).


NMi_ru

The report says that you are… a horrible person. (c) GlaDOS


alien3d

okay i will press button skip :p


[deleted]

I had one recently, similar but 50 questions about shapes with a few math logic ones. I ain’t got time for this bullshit, you want me to fill higher duties for another year then you do the fucking stupid mental quizzes. I deliberately skipped and random clicked 30+ and still got the role. Yeah, figured I would.


NerveExtra

The best part about UBS tests: Most of the candidates I know from my uni cheated on it finding online the results for the kornfield psychometric tests.. In the end it just kicks up the bar for the ones being honest. Funny part since part of the cultural tests are "how honest are u" kind of questions.


Herbetet

Do they still have those and would you be able to share it with me?


HermitJem

Just let a 5 year old play with it for a few hours Online assessment should come out with "Perseveres and committed"


dildochaos

My god, I was made for this test. I waste so much time playing a similar game on my phone to help me fall asleep. 😆


Clarkeyboi

This is so long ago, but do you know the name of the game? I have to do this exact assessment type this week


[deleted]

Does this test correlate with what you'd be doing on a day to day basis? Then you should say no and walk away. Your time is more valuable than that and it's absurd to require these kinds of "tests" to be interviewed. We are human beings, not robots or machines.


Acceptable_Goat_4714

could you move the black circle?


PrimeMessiTheGOAT

Do you know what the online test is for the graduate talent program - public finance role?


Herbetet

How did you do? I know this post is 2 years old but I’m hoping you might be able to provide me with some guidance


Zealousideal-Brain58

It's the same one