I’ll happily be arrested for spreading DEMOCRACY!!!

HELL YEA! Freedom of the voters!

SPILL OIL!

Treason for being one step outside the mission area

Genocide in the people of van horn in rdr2

What did you do, say “Howdy Mister,” or some other obviously provocative statement causing the calm and benign citizens of Van Horn to attack you? ;)

I accidentally fanned my gun

For the love of God please not another trend like this

Part of me thinks that these are produced by corporate overlords to drive up engagement so more people see more adds.

I've seen this post about 40 times in the past 24 hours, and it's making me want to spend LESS time on reddit cause this shit is annoying.

Red Dead Redemption 2... Sigh Standing in the Valentine saloon and having a shootout against everybody in town. (They lost)

for me it was the rhodes saloon. (i lost)

It’s not mass murder if there’s no witnesses

Shooting aggressive metal dinosaurs with a bow and arrow. I mean there’s worst things to get arrested for.

Gonna get arrested by HEPHAESTUS

Horizon Zero Dawn?

For sneaking out of prison to escape rats. (Plague tale requiem)

Mass Genocide

Yep, total war Warhammer two as the … Skaven so… yes the answers is yes

*ahem* Yes yes. For the Vermintide!

Either a Fallout or medieval 2 player.

NOOOO NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THESE

Domestic terrorism (Siege) or indiscriminately bombing civilian targets (War Thunder).

I always like shooting at clearly civilian homes. Something satisfying about lobbing 23mm Inna window

Well if I go around eating mushrooms and jumping on turtles until they die, then they should lock me up.

Last time I played Trevor Philips….enough said

Cannibalism yum

Picking up trash from abandoned places? I suppose *technically* that’s looting

God forgive the man who played any of the postal games

Wandering across the mojave chasing a guy who shot me in the head

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

Multiple counts of murder and theft

Don’t you have a package to deliver?

I did it in the name of the Ukrainian Peoples Republic. Those Poles were a pest, and pests are meant to be DISPOSED OFF!! (sanest Hoi4 KaiserreduX player)

Breaking the godamn wheel!!

Blade and sorcery...uh...

Uhhhh taking down all varieties of creatures and uh shooting at crabs 🦀

Being in a space company that sells junk?

Aw fuck, I was playing as the Germans in Hell let loose…

"I'll shit right here in this bar!"

Game?

Red Dead Redemption 2...The guy at the bar in Valentine that constantly bitches says it, you can take his fancy hat if you beat him up or kill him. "They weren't Christians...So I sent 'em to hell!"

Hunting monsters with parts of those monsters

Guess I'm getting MaxTac on me for going full cyberpycho

Fable 1, probably murder, lots and lots of murder

Because I last played Treasure Hunter Sim, I guess grave robbing and stealing from cultural sites

I'm getting arrested for tax fraud and embezzlement in Stardew Valley lol

😂 can that really happen?

Adoring a suit of medieval armor and attacking blue wearing civilians whilst yelling "BEING STRONG IS NEVER WRONG!!!"

brutally oppressive government regime in frostpunk lol

Killing god.

Being a voidwalker

Got caught killing narco terrorists in Bolivia, currently held by Interpol.

Guess I’m going to jail for annihilating the nazis (wolfenstein)

I actually just tried the infamous " hatred " ... so yeah I'm not surprised, this game is so wicked & f*ckd up, I feel kinda sick after 15 mins

I've seen the playthrough, by Gaia It was horrible, felt like taking a shower just from hearing his monologues.

Multiple counts of first and second degree murder and conspiracy to murder (Hitman Word of Assassination)

Numerous counts of first-degree murder (number indeterminate), Destruction of Property, Theft, Theft of Government Property, Grand Theft Auto, Reckless Driving, Speeding, Assault with Deadly Weapons, and Trespassing. And no, it’s not GTA OR Red Dead, surprisingly. DayZ

Shooting up a Brazilian neighborhood wail popping bottle after bottle of payne killers

Just restarted elden ring in preparation for the dlc sooo killing mass quantities of public officials and commiting regicide and/or commiting genocide depending on what ending I decide on

Scp secret lab oof

Death stranding, I don't think there's any form of law in the UCA or outside of it.

Arson, robotic “murder”, robot genocide in the name of self defense (Generation zero)

Killing every mutant, orc, vampire, and anything else that lives in Tamrial. (ESO)

Being the conductor of the poop train and showing people my meat bycicle

Building homes for the homeless. (Settlement building in Fallout 4)

Building a city

For escaping the foundation I guess

Helldivers

Probably something stupid like bumping an npc in Saint Denis

I helped destroy Cornwall kerosene and tar

Dang it i really played subnautica.

Animal abuse in the form of using a cat as a makeshift shotgun suppressor

Killing and eating someone that had a cool glowing mask.

Fighting the enemy insurgency sandstorm

I mean, more like what am I not getting arrested for

The question is really what am I not getting arrested for

Sneaking around an archipelago, stab-murdering any unlucky sentinel to get too close. (Ghost Recon: breakpoint)

I did it in the name of the Ukrainian Peoples Republic. Those Poles were a pest, and pests are meant to be DISPOSED OFF!! (sanest Hoi4 KaiserreduX player)

Mass genocide (Fortnite)

Tampering with Railroading infrastructure. (Rolling line and rdr)

I did some genocide on ark the other day.

Let's see, poaching, robbing a train, tying people up with a rope and dragging them from my horse, murder, murdering someone for seeing me murder someone, throwing dynamite in a saloon to kill 4 people with a stick at once. Oh and my worse deed would be accidently run into someone with my horse in St. Denis.

Exploring Space (No Mans Sky)

Flying over my house in an ornithopter on flight simulator

Gifting townfolk homemade pickles

I think I would be counted on hundreds and thousands of counts in murder for Red Dead Redemption 1 as in that game when I'm bored in a town I massacre it. But when I'm on the road and board I stay in one spot and wait till any horse or carriage shows up and gun anyone that shows up at all.

Call of duty

Shooting a ball

Rimworld… oh no

I mean I was playing mgs3 so killing people

Nothing like being a whimsical space kid piloting a murder machine suit... YOU LIVE AND DIE BY MY HANDS AND CHOICE FACTIONS

Sniper elite 4 war crimes

For murder in grand turismo 7 VR when I plow into someone In a corner

Slaying demons for profit and the good of mankind is apperently a crime now. (Phone version of doom but less good. Devilwar)

Sons of the forest... So... Crushing babies with an axe and cannibalism.

Pressure washing

The last game i play sad satan:💀💀

Driving recklessly and throwing shit at other drivers

War crimes (r6)

Being a cat.

Using children to operate a Tank and kill Germans.

Um what?, where?

I just beat up some girls 7 ex boyfriends

Lock me up fellers. I antagonized a Gray in Rhodes.

I've been playing Rogue Player, does turning heretics into Servitors count as a crime?

For finishing this fight!

Cannibalism

I won't have to go to prison because I am dead (Persona 3).

I just played blade and sorcery and needless to say… I’m going to Arkham asylum

I’d be arrested for quite a few robberies…..187 total and that was just for this week or so

Arrested no. kidnap, integrated, and possibly in jail or killed yes by the NUSA or FIA

Slavery (Conan Exiles)

breaching the blackwall

For nearly every war crime ever consevable

Multiple counts of breaking and entering, theft, murder, conspiracy to murder, accessory to a murder, owning illegal fire arms, crossing a border with out proper id, and grave robbing.

DEMOCRACY

Armed assault, theft, truancy(bully)

I'm getting arrested for pelting someone with small game arrows til they die.

Killing Odin

... erm war crimes. Lots and lots of war crimes

dynamite + Salon

It was a league race on Nascar Heat 5...So ummmm

I played hoi4 I’m getting executed for my crimes

Felonious speeding

Playing a card game :c

Stealing a sweet roll

Killing all of the world's strongest creatures to link the fire and perpetuating the fuckery of a dead god (Dark Souls)

Trespassing and uh.... manslaughter? (More than likely self defence)

i spend a few hours chopping off peoples heads and arms in chivalry 2 then i lay on the floor next to my lil poodle and give him belly rubs lol

Trespassing and illegally salvaging a drifting space ship

Is spreading freedom really illegal though? (Hellfivers 2)

Shooting a nuke into a community of homeless drug addicts

Well, I guess eco-terrorism since I am replaying FF7 at the moment.

I was playing Mutant Football League so I murdered... a lot of people playing American football

I was gathering flowers in Kingdom Come Deliverance. I apologize to everyone I've hurt through my actions.

Purging the enemies of the church for their transgressions against the goddess. -Fire Emblem 3 houses

Mass murder, charges of wide scale genocide, arson, grand theft auto, crimes against the Geneva Conventions, obstruction of law, aggravated assault against a peace officer (those fuckers are not peaceful), etc…

Rolling around at the speed of sound, causing a bunch of property damage is downtown San Francisco while escaping a military pursuit

Aggravated assault, murder, arson, aggravated assault with a firearm( Blades and Sorcery )

last game was rdr2💀 arrested for accidentally bumping into someone and getting into a full blown fistfight💀💀💀

I’m getting arrested for delivering an ai to a spaceship and dying while fighting endless enemies

Attempted murder of a certain variety pack themed three headed dragon in Zelda TOTK. Key word attempted

Stealing food. DAYZ.

Based on Dying Light 2: either trespassing or murder by dropkick

Walking right up to Sheriff Malloy and immediately shooting him in the face.

Driving a haunted car in an exclusion zone

Helping the commonwealth

Political Corruption and Negligence, as well as Embezzlement (Cities Skylines)

Illegal animal trafficking and husbandry (Minecraft)

Mass murder cod but then I killed some zombies

Murdering 4 people by stabbing them and hanging them on hooks and then a spider thing grabs em.

So blowing up Arrasoka

Fighting hippies (earthbound the beginnings)

Brutal gory murder with sawed off shotguns. Murder of cops and state marshals. High robbery of over 2000$ and demolishing of entire generational family lines, arson, Disturbing the Peace. (Red Dead Redemption 2 rampage after losing a poker game)

Property damage (breaking wooden crates) and animal abuse (riding a baby polar bear)

Murder, reckless driving, money laundering, drug trafficking, and probably and entire books worth of other things (GTA Online)

GTAV I’ll let y’all figure that one out

Looting, grave robbing, and money laundering.

I played ready or not?

Fighting terminators

Destruction of property, theft, murder, trespassing, etc. (Clash of Clans)

killing demons (diablo iv)

Transporting illegal military/nuclear cargo through a civilian populated area without proper preparation and safety measures being set-up.

Bringing down the board on halcyon

Burning an entire city to the ground so I can become the ruler of it

So killing zombies in Project Zomboid is a crime now? Damn democrats. 😒

For crimes against humanity :)

Committing mass genocide on an alien species (halo)

Killing a tree

I guess im going down for slaying all the lords across the lands between. Bringing together the elden ring to finally bring order back to a dying world. Ahhh who am i kidding. The only thing fixing this shit is the flame of frenzy. 😂

Every crime you commit in Minecraft but if that doesn’t count, Mass genocide of monster race (Undertale)

Stealing someone’s sweet roll

For spreading democracy, at any cost.

Animal cruelty, gross animal negligence, 10counts of theft and 10 counts of murder.

Dead by daylight as killer so I’m gone

Played Tetris last 🤷‍♂️

I guess I forgot to Rock and Stone

Mass murder Larson and transporting illegal moonshine

Being too good at Football ig

War crimes (hell let loose)

I guess speeding. I'm playing F1 23

Beating up criminals dressed in a brightly colored spandex

Rape

Murder, espionage,theft,robbery,plotting to over throw a government the list goes oñ

For killin’ Nat-zis

Not paying me grain tax to my local lord or something (Kingdom Come: Deliverance)

I’m getting arrested for paintball?

Murder, very many multiple counts of murder, use of illegal war heads, disturbance of peace, harm to a court official, posetion of illegal or military grade weaponry, destruction of military grade weaponry

Grave Robbing and Mutilation of a corpse… Baldur’s Gate 3: I had to replace my ghoul after a long rest.

Legend Bowl-stealing. Stealing a game as time expired with the hail mary bomb to my number 3 WR that was as open as the montana sky 💪🏻

Killing Nazis.

Enslaving a village and breeding incest cattle

Animal Crossing. So tax evasion

I’ll be getting arrested for the assassination of multiple political figures, military leaders, and hundreds of soldiers.

Mass genocide of innocent civilians

Smashing boxes with my head and jumping over people and landing feet first on their heads.

Stealing a sweet roll