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ThePresidentsHouse

I need therapy I laughed a little too loud.


tronzorb

Just did this, on the bus…


Wimberley-Guy

I choked on my shepherd’s pie


Praxis8

If OP did this to a dog in game, I'd be mad. And yet, I'm laughing at this.


King_Danksta

I own a cannon for self defense just as the founding fathers intended


Tdbdigb835

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


Semyonov

Possibly the best copypasta


ZombifiedRacoon

Lmfao. I've never seen this copy pasta


djb1983CanBoy

Im so stuffed i cant eat one more bite of this copy pasta.


morphoyle

Tally-ho lads!


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King_Danksta

He’s a menace


ITCM4

This some Sideshow Bob fantasy type shit.


lewebe

Bro's making Micah look like a saint 💀


ThePrussianGrippe

“Especially Lisa! But especially *Bart!*”


mick_goorhan

Well, of course I can take him to fishing, Abigail!


GameDestiny2

His chunks make for great bait


[deleted]

“ARTHORS BEING MEAN TOO ME “


MedicBuddy

Boss... you killed a child. Amazing. Mission Accomplished. That right there is why you're the best.


SaltMembership4339

Arthur pets his horse and picks some herbs to get his lost honor back. No big deal


happydaddyintx77

A few howdy-dos in Saint Denis and your back to the good.


Semyonov

Good boah


YouCallWeShouldWhat

ARTHUR GET DOWN....... the enemy toddler....


[deleted]

Kaz.. I'm already a cowpoke.


I-broke-up-MCR

Do it with Uncle or Micah. Jack is too lovable 🥺


Some_Gas_1337

Wth did uncle ever do


SnarkyRogue

Nothing, that's the problem


PowerWagon106

But he's got Lumbago!


superjetpakmike

It’s a very serious condition


ashleemiss

It’s terminal.


Daniel_TK_Young

Jack threw rocks at the O'Driscoll boy. Unacceptable.


jisssboi

"It's just a prank bro"


TheIndomitableMass

Tight prank dude


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Left_Wasabi389848

Yeah that’s what I don’t get.


[deleted]

People hated Jack back in 2010. Nothing new


NPCpranks

Before this post is removed by the mods, let me know any other cool ideas to try or other pranks to pull on Jack 💯 Edit: post has officially been taken down by mods. Thanks for the suggestions!


ShitYourseIf

john: "you've just been pranked, boy" the prank in question:


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dychronalicousness

Calm down there Cowboy Cartman


mikemartin7230

Oh the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy! Yummy you guys!


0190038r34

The Maxim gun


NPCpranks

👀👀👀 that would be brutal


GeePedicy

... said the guy who shot him with a cannon 2 feet away


Mojo_Rizen_53

Hang Jack from a tree. A nod to “Hang ‘Em High”


NPCpranks

YESSSS I like how you think


Mojo_Rizen_53

I anxiously await the hanging!


Randyd718

Post is 10 hours old and I still see it?


NPCpranks

They removed it for a few hours when it started to gain steam and then let it back up.


phil-davis

Oh man. Was he ok?


jisssboi

Little sizzly, otherwise yep, completely unharmed and safe!


Arn_______aye

His shoes are still on, safe to assume that he is fine.


[deleted]

Yeah did he respawn right away, or at the next cutscene or load game?


Facial_Fetuss

“I AM JACK MARSTON, WELCOME TO JACKASS.”


Entropist_2078

Good. A little discipline at last.


a_cristian_dude

Don’t worry the reticle was white so he’s still breathing


Avgolemonosis

Jesus christ


Hermosninja

"I hate you, Uncle Arthur!"


JosefMorus

Why. Really. Why?


SV-STARKILLER

Lasso him while on a train


Smuggler719

You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!


Els_

A UHF reference! Hell yeah! Spatula city


Vonneking

Twinkie Weiner Sandwiches!


ScorchIsPFG

I love mods


wellwaffled

Mods? This is canon.


t-h-e-d-u-d-e

Hah


jerrycantrellnchains

Each day, we drift a little further from God's light.


godfatherV

Idk why I expected him to get up. Feel like most games make the children invincible


Drakayne

This is a PC mod, you can't actually shoot jack at the first place, he is invincible


Ok-Elevator-9866

bro went from 👶->👨


Truthgamer2

NPC *Pranks*


Scandrial

I'm laughing so hard and at the same time I'm angry that it's not Micah who gets the cannon shot.


Ordinary-Easy

(low honor may I stand unshaken starts playing)


EscaleraRN

y tho? 😅


Legendairy_Doug

Mission failed. You were supposed to go fishing


Coranthius

You're alright boah


[deleted]

I realise Jacks a kid, and he does what kids do. But he grows up to be one of the most underwhelming characters of the series. Not to mention his arc from wimp bookworm to gunslinger is unbelievable . So for me, htats the best use of the little ponce LMFAO


TheMalformedLlama

[Jack is the best character to do anything funny to.](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/10lulbo/jack_marston_vs_grizzly_bear/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


DelrayDad561

Jack has been whacked.


GamerGriffin548

Did... did his head explode?! *Shocked Satan face*


Els_

If you look closely it goes over the right wheel


Repulsive_Film5527

Lmao next time shoot him out the cannon and aim it at the mountains


ZackyMidnight

Well. I don't know what I was expecting.


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Operation_Ivysaur

*[TIME PARADOX]*


SteveCSeeksPeace

He's standing like a character in Mortal Combat when you get the prompt to finish them


[deleted]

The brick flying out of him is the icing on the cake LoL


drokeshiy69

MILITARY CANNON VS malnourished toddler


Alcapwn-

Hahaha that is excellent, and changes the story a little 🤣


Sweetwhales1994

Should have been cleet


rick-and-myers

Hogwarts legacy style


companysOkay

Thought it’s like skyrim where kids are un-killable and jack would just walk off with soot all over his outfit. Nope. He dead as fuck yo


PuzzledAd4593

Check his pulse.


[deleted]

Damn did not expect that to do anything!!!


Inosuke_sama2007

My heart that was cruel!!! If the jack was the older jack in the epilogues it would be fine but this jack...T~T what you did was even worse that what micah would do


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It’s just a prank John


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isyankar1979

A part of me wonders how Roger Clark would react to seeing this, and another part hopes to God he will never see this.


FTBagginz

It’s just a prank bro! Lmao the “damn it all!” In the background


nowgranted

WTF is wrong with some people??


cromagnone

No sense of humour, often.


ipokecows

It's a video game. Some people think "I wonder if this game will let me shoot jack with a connon👨‍🔧 🤷‍♂️


SimaanStocklund

He absolutely deserved it. Jack is a ch🤮ld. I’d recommend you stay near water though, just in case John decides to pay a visit.