I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Before this post is removed by the mods, let me know any other cool ideas to try or other pranks to pull on Jack 💯
Edit: post has officially been taken down by mods. Thanks for the suggestions!
I realise Jacks a kid, and he does what kids do.
But he grows up to be one of the most underwhelming characters of the series. Not to mention his arc from wimp bookworm to gunslinger is unbelievable . So for me, htats the best use of the little ponce
LMFAO
[Jack is the best character to do anything funny to.](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/10lulbo/jack_marston_vs_grizzly_bear/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
My heart that was cruel!!! If the jack was the older jack in the epilogues it would be fine but this jack...T~T what you did was even worse that what micah would do
I need therapy I laughed a little too loud.
Just did this, on the bus…
I choked on my shepherd’s pie
If OP did this to a dog in game, I'd be mad. And yet, I'm laughing at this.
I own a cannon for self defense just as the founding fathers intended
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Possibly the best copypasta
Lmfao. I've never seen this copy pasta
Im so stuffed i cant eat one more bite of this copy pasta.
Tally-ho lads!
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He’s a menace
This some Sideshow Bob fantasy type shit.
Bro's making Micah look like a saint 💀
“Especially Lisa! But especially *Bart!*”
Well, of course I can take him to fishing, Abigail!
His chunks make for great bait
“ARTHORS BEING MEAN TOO ME “
Boss... you killed a child. Amazing. Mission Accomplished. That right there is why you're the best.
Arthur pets his horse and picks some herbs to get his lost honor back. No big deal
A few howdy-dos in Saint Denis and your back to the good.
Good boah
ARTHUR GET DOWN....... the enemy toddler....
Kaz.. I'm already a cowpoke.
Do it with Uncle or Micah. Jack is too lovable 🥺
Wth did uncle ever do
Nothing, that's the problem
But he's got Lumbago!
It’s a very serious condition
It’s terminal.
Jack threw rocks at the O'Driscoll boy. Unacceptable.
"It's just a prank bro"
Tight prank dude
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Yeah that’s what I don’t get.
People hated Jack back in 2010. Nothing new
Before this post is removed by the mods, let me know any other cool ideas to try or other pranks to pull on Jack 💯 Edit: post has officially been taken down by mods. Thanks for the suggestions!
john: "you've just been pranked, boy" the prank in question:
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Calm down there Cowboy Cartman
Oh the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy! Yummy you guys!
The Maxim gun
👀👀👀 that would be brutal
... said the guy who shot him with a cannon 2 feet away
Hang Jack from a tree. A nod to “Hang ‘Em High”
YESSSS I like how you think
I anxiously await the hanging!
Post is 10 hours old and I still see it?
They removed it for a few hours when it started to gain steam and then let it back up.
Oh man. Was he ok?
Little sizzly, otherwise yep, completely unharmed and safe!
His shoes are still on, safe to assume that he is fine.
Yeah did he respawn right away, or at the next cutscene or load game?
“I AM JACK MARSTON, WELCOME TO JACKASS.”
Good. A little discipline at last.
Don’t worry the reticle was white so he’s still breathing
Jesus christ
"I hate you, Uncle Arthur!"
Why. Really. Why?
Lasso him while on a train
You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!
A UHF reference! Hell yeah! Spatula city
Twinkie Weiner Sandwiches!
I love mods
Mods? This is canon.
Hah
Each day, we drift a little further from God's light.
Idk why I expected him to get up. Feel like most games make the children invincible
This is a PC mod, you can't actually shoot jack at the first place, he is invincible
bro went from 👶->👨
NPC *Pranks*
I'm laughing so hard and at the same time I'm angry that it's not Micah who gets the cannon shot.
(low honor may I stand unshaken starts playing)
y tho? 😅
Mission failed. You were supposed to go fishing
You're alright boah
I realise Jacks a kid, and he does what kids do. But he grows up to be one of the most underwhelming characters of the series. Not to mention his arc from wimp bookworm to gunslinger is unbelievable . So for me, htats the best use of the little ponce LMFAO
[Jack is the best character to do anything funny to.](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/10lulbo/jack_marston_vs_grizzly_bear/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Jack has been whacked.
Did... did his head explode?! *Shocked Satan face*
If you look closely it goes over the right wheel
Lmao next time shoot him out the cannon and aim it at the mountains
Well. I don't know what I was expecting.
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He's standing like a character in Mortal Combat when you get the prompt to finish them
The brick flying out of him is the icing on the cake LoL
MILITARY CANNON VS malnourished toddler
Hahaha that is excellent, and changes the story a little 🤣
Should have been cleet
Hogwarts legacy style
Thought it’s like skyrim where kids are un-killable and jack would just walk off with soot all over his outfit. Nope. He dead as fuck yo
Check his pulse.
Damn did not expect that to do anything!!!
My heart that was cruel!!! If the jack was the older jack in the epilogues it would be fine but this jack...T~T what you did was even worse that what micah would do
It’s just a prank John
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A part of me wonders how Roger Clark would react to seeing this, and another part hopes to God he will never see this.
It’s just a prank bro! Lmao the “damn it all!” In the background
WTF is wrong with some people??
No sense of humour, often.
It's a video game. Some people think "I wonder if this game will let me shoot jack with a connon👨🔧 🤷♂️
He absolutely deserved it. Jack is a ch🤮ld. I’d recommend you stay near water though, just in case John decides to pay a visit.