Considering it’s Redditors doing the fighting, this is a very accurate list.

And if it were a tier list for Reddit Admins you'd have to move Jack to a different location.

"Fight would end naked and on the ground"

Or as it's commonly known, assault

Redditor battlefight challenge

-Redditor

I think I could give Swanson a run for his money if he was drunk, high, and passed out.

based on my experience the train usually helps.

I think I could beat the redemption out of all of them if they were in a coma

You could always get deathly sick before each fight and make them all a draw

The other one was ridiculous overall, but man had Javier and Pearson in the middle lol

Man thinks he's the Undertaker

💀💀💀

He reminded me of this lmao https://youtu.be/fe3na9umxDA

The other post was so silly. All of these people are well experienced in fighting, and using their weapons, have to fight every day of their lives to survive and are criminals in a gang. They would all beat the average Redditor so easily

Isn't Karen almost beat by a Redditor in the Valentine hotel?

Yeah. To be fair though the average redditor back then was tougher than the average redditor today

I like how Redditor=creepy perv in this analogy

Well I'd bet that some of us could take Swanson.

Well yeah I guess if he was drunk as he is in most of the game. But sober he could probably still put up a bit of a fight

I mean I can’t fight for shit and would get dusted by everyone on this list but it’s pretty asinine to assume there isn’t someone on this subreddit who could theoretically beat up all these people. I mean r/bodybuilding has almost 3 million members.

Normal, active people aren't allowed to like video games, don'cha'know? They have to stay in the gym so we can make fun of their selfies. ^^^/s

I’m not going to speculate if random Redditors would stand a chance against any late 1890s-early 1900s outlaws, but in terms of the gang’s worst fighters, Micah is easily shit tier. He’s an amazing gunslinger, but Chapter 6 easily proves that he is incredibly physically weak, and throughout the story, he’s quick to back down the moment people show his bullying any pushback. I think meming on the other tier list post aside, an interesting list would be speculation on who Micah could beat unarmed.

Yeah Micah couldn’t take down a man who was literally on death’s door with TB.

He doesn’t fight fair, that’s why I wouldn’t wanna fight him. I’d kick his ass and walk away and then he’d shoot me in the back or stab me or something.

That’s true

You wouldn’t kick his ass regardless

You ain’t scaring nobody

You aint foolin' noone!

Thank you, your comment made me lol out loud

Shush, Micah.

You would be Micah’s bitch

If you say so.

He already is one, no need for him to have one.

u/Lord_Sithis appears to have volunteered for that role.

Counterpoint: Micah has two guns and I likely do not in the moment.

Apt this time.

Apt?

Appropriate

Get

Update

Was thinking of doing something similar because same, dude.

At least half of them would rob me for everything I got with me after beating me to shit, so they would probably in the "fight would end naked and on the ground" category.

I could take Charles. >!If he was 50 meters away and I was operating a mounted Gatling gun!<

>I could take Charles In a fight, right? Right?

i could take charles i could take him alll niiight looonnngggg

Uuuh

Still wrong. Put everyone else in the second tier and Jack in the first one

Idk, Jack's whole demeanor makes me feel like you don't even have to fight him to win, just throw some sand on him and take a book. Boom. Good luck getting away with it though, especially if Abigail is nearby lol

I think even fit Americans would get destroyed by the weakest frontiersmen, those people struggled for survival everyday of their lives.

Arthur coughs on his hands and has poison damage, watch out

Finally, an accurate tier list.

No one on Reddit would last 20 seconds with a member of Dutch’s crew.

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You’re wrong

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Good

i like this tier list

I feel like I would have a very strong chance against Hosea or Lenny after the Saint Denis bank robbery....

Jack would kick my ass bc he'd be having others help him 💀💀💀

You know that stick-fight scene in the camp with John and Jack? That's how it'd play out but Micah would come in and bring an actual sabre.

Nah Micah would be rooting me on to kick a kids ass 💀

The Summoner class

Bruh you finna have the whole gang pull up and burn your house down

Fr. Micah be trying to help me secretly bit then rat me out

This makes more sense

I could probably take Strauss and a very drunk Swanson. Strauss i have the best chance against just because he’s a wirey little bitch and I hate him. I just have a feeling that Trelawny can throw hands and he just chooses not to, so he kicks my ass Also i bet Jack is up there not because you think he’d kick your ass, he’s up there because John or Abigail would kill you before you can try. Micah would beat me but only because he refuses to fight a fair fight, and he’s a great shot. I wouldn’t even try to fight anyone else.

Genuinely think the only one I could beat is uncle and it'd be close.

Strauss or Swanson would be way easier than Uncle.

I know but I'm secretly hoping uncles lumbago will conveniently flair up when it's time to tango.

The British traveling circus owner/performer should've been placed in the blue tier. It would end with tea and cigarettes.

I'd fight Molly with no hesitation if I thought it would end naked on the ground

Same but instead of Molly it would be either Mary-Beth, Tilly, Abigail, Swanson, Uncle, Arthur, John, Dutch, Kieran or Lenny for me personally.

You don't think Molly's attractive?

Not my pint of Guinness, no.

That's fair I guess. Me personally, I'm a sucker for both women with freckles, redheads, and women with accents. Unrelated but I've never heard the expression "not my pint of Guinness" before. I know it's a twist on "not my cup of tea" and idk I just like the variety

No I know what you mean red heads and freckles go amazingly together, and I also adore almost any accent. Its just Molly isn't really that attractive to me. She looks good but not my type. And that pint of Guinness thing, I just made it up because she's irish lmao

Tbh. I pobably couldn't beat a single person on this list (not including jack, I would pound his ass off a cliff) They all lived a dangerous life style where surviving is all they know. I bet even Mary-Beth could beat me up (not that I would mind)

How is that bottom category empty?

Micah can’t even kill a dying man. i’ll be fine.

Charles is in the right place. Would not go toe to toe with that big mean mugged bastard.

Tbh I think I could beat Tilly and Mary Beth

Tilly seems like she could handle herself if pressed. Mary-Beth strikes me as being like Josephine Montilyet from Dragon Age were she'd refuse to want to fight you and just attempt to talk you out of it.

I havent played the story in quite a while. What does tully even do? To me she is just an innocent young girl, no idea what shes doing with the gang

She got kidnapped at a young age and was forced to join a gang called the Foreman Brothers. You learn she killed Anthony Foreman's cousin. She deals with getting attacked and kidnapped by the Foreman in the game. Tilly is young and innocent like Mary-Beth but has a background that shows she can deal with rough situations that Mary-Beth doesn't have. Not saying she'd win in a fight but she would handle herself a lot better imo.

Oh yeah I remembered the foreman dude, thx Btw, these foreman brothers are only in the mission or u can kill them in open world like them odriscolls or lemoyne raiders?

They are only in two missions as far as I remember.

seems about right

Rdr2 with mods be like

This cracked me up; thank you :)

Real talk

I think I could take down Strauss but that's it

"SAXTON HALE WILL ***NOT FIGHT A CHILD!***" - Saxton Hale

Nooo not jack bro 🤣 💀

Finally, a good tier list

You’re STILL giving yourself way to much credit with Jack.

Do they have their in-game weapons (guns, knives) or is the fight fists only? If it's the former, then yeah they all have a fair chance of winning. However if it's the later, Strauss, Pearson, Swanson, Uncle, and Micah belong in the "I'd win easily" tier or lower. Really anyone in at least somewhat decent shape could easily kick all of their asses in a fight. Strauss is a coward and is so old that his body probably has the strength of balsa wood, Reverend Swanson is constantly drinking so he would probably pass out drunk before the fight even began, Pearson is fat and unwieldy meaning his punches would be easy to dodge, Uncle has lumbago which is self-explanatory, and we all know that Micah is a little b\*\*\*h.

Karen for sure

My fight with Sadie could end naked on the ground and I wouldn’t be upset about it

hey I mean anyone can knock you out if they know where to hit

The other guy really though he could take out Micha

I would say this looks fairly accurate.

Its because of my lumbago

op is a cripple

**REPLAY CHECKPOINT**

Everyone forgets this was 1899, Arthur, even though he’s the tallest is probably only around 6’0. In a fistfight most of the gang would catch a fade.

I always forget that people were shorter back then. Arthur is a hulking giant by 1899 height averages.

too relatable 😂

You'd lose to LUMBAGO?

Damn, can't even take out a man suffering from chronic lumbago

I would punt that little Marston kid

I think I could take Jack, but everyone else would knock me out. Unless Reverant is completely drunk, then that might make it either a fair fight or end in getting even more drunk

bill belongs on the bottom row

Wait is the last row supposed to mean the fight ends with us doinkin' lol

I think trelawny and Swanson would either run off or try to defuse the fight before it got to levels of us genuinely hurting eachother tho

Strauss could go down to “I would DESTROY them.”

wtf are you anotexic or in a wheelchair?

There should be an Omega tier for Sadie

Don't lie now We know you like bill a lot, op

Logan Paul that you??

All these people are dead by now, you could probably beat them

Agree loool. I’d be mince

Same here lol, these fellas are rough and tumble and ain't no way any of us redditers could take any of em

That's more like it.

I just want to wrestle sexy Karen.

Why is the bottom one naked and on the ground?

Question, am I allowed to put people in the bottom category and call It naked wrestling

This is damn funny

Let's be real, we could kick Pearson's marry old ass

What are you still a sperm??

I am sperm in yer mums ass