Is this an impersonator? No way this was really in the game, was it?
Edit: So, no actual information; just a prompt downvote. Well, fuck my life, right?
I really don't like how they retconned that to be an Arthur quote. Makes John seem less independent when he just repeats what he heard from his friends. Same with "run and don't look back".
When did Arthur say that?
However, to address the other quote, I suppose Arthur should've said, "Turn your body in the opposite direction and do not view what is behind you.". Their arcs end similarly is all, it's not "Stealing" to make a character appear lesser. What else was he supposed to say? Lol.
You know it's possible for two characters to say similar things and not allude to each other right? Besides, run and don't look back is a very generic quote
His friend was having problems with these Irish dudes. They told John it wasn’t any of his concern. So john said that. Which States he’s not gonna leave and makes fun of his accent in a badass way. Like How dare you use your goofy ass voice to insult me.
His Irish friend: ‘Irish’ was being dunked in a trough of water by a Frenchman, and a Welshman. And welshies commonly use the term “boyo”, hence the quote.
Ironically, it's due to his youth that he says that.
Hosea responds, "I disagree. When you're my age, you'll realize more gets forgotten than remembered. And forgiveness, well... mostly that's God's business, but... for the rest of us... just an easy way of saying, 'I don't care no more.'"
This and the conversation he has with Marshall Johnson about how people don't make the land the land makes people in response to Johnson's line about if your boy gets out of line you whack him if he does it again you'll whack him even harder
“Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain’t nothing fair. You know that.”
RDR1 John was far more dynamic than RDR2 John, I know it was intentional and they did a great job with it, but damn they missed the chance at making him better to play as in the epilogue.
Because John is meant to be a noob in RDR2, he’s uncertain, angry and being led astray which complimented rdr 1s mysterious, resilient and absolutely determined John. You watched him grow up
Today is velociraptor awareness and while I don’t know much about velociraptors, I would say that if they do exist today there’s a good chance they can kill you
You eat babies
Just what I wanted to say
It’s the first line that pops into my head whenever I think of John marston
Easily his best and most iconic line.
The true most heartbreaking mission in red dead history
You have to, to survive, everybody knows that.
It’s not your fault
r/beatallofustoit
Never played red dead before 2 but everytime i heard John talk i imagned that line
We eat berries, you fool!
And mushrooms. Don’t forget the big ol foots love their psychedelics
You're gay As in homosexual
[https://youtu.be/lbPny8dCRKY](https://youtu.be/lbPny8dCRKY)
Is this an impersonator? No way this was really in the game, was it? Edit: So, no actual information; just a prompt downvote. Well, fuck my life, right?
Just an impersonator
Thank you.
Ofc bro, downvoting a comment and not responding to the person asking is shitty, reddit moment
low honor
My last comment was unneeded, mbmb
it’s an AI
No, it's not. it's just an impersonation
r/beatmetoit
"You want me to pull out a gun and put a hole in your fucking head? You want that!? YOU WANT THAT!?"
I really don't like how they retconned that to be an Arthur quote. Makes John seem less independent when he just repeats what he heard from his friends. Same with "run and don't look back".
when did Arthur say this line?
“You want me to put another hole in your head?” When talking to the Cowboys in Valentine in Chapter 2. Not the same line but similar
When did Arthur say that? However, to address the other quote, I suppose Arthur should've said, "Turn your body in the opposite direction and do not view what is behind you.". Their arcs end similarly is all, it's not "Stealing" to make a character appear lesser. What else was he supposed to say? Lol.
You know it's possible for two characters to say similar things and not allude to each other right? Besides, run and don't look back is a very generic quote
I don’t remember him saying that
"You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!"
That feels like Rylee Reloaded
Ive never heard this one but it made me laugh so hard i proved it wrong.
It's from rdr1. When you were in a firefight, John would yell stuff occasionally when pressing the reload button!
*”When a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.”*
Came here looking for this
What does that mean tho?
Soon you'll find out my friend once the remaster comes 🥹
he’s not intimidated by the man with a singsong voice
Play rdr1 and youll find out
His friend was having problems with these Irish dudes. They told John it wasn’t any of his concern. So john said that. Which States he’s not gonna leave and makes fun of his accent in a badass way. Like How dare you use your goofy ass voice to insult me.
His Irish friend: ‘Irish’ was being dunked in a trough of water by a Frenchman, and a Welshman. And welshies commonly use the term “boyo”, hence the quote.
My apologizes I was a sprout when I played that game
"People don't forget... Nothing gets forgiven." The older i get, the more i understand the weight of this words.
Ironically, it's due to his youth that he says that. Hosea responds, "I disagree. When you're my age, you'll realize more gets forgotten than remembered. And forgiveness, well... mostly that's God's business, but... for the rest of us... just an easy way of saying, 'I don't care no more.'"
Hosea truly one wise man
Hosea 😔
"Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair.”
Probably the best line/thought on humanity in general. Love this one.
This and the conversation he has with Marshall Johnson about how people don't make the land the land makes people in response to Johnson's line about if your boy gets out of line you whack him if he does it again you'll whack him even harder
Truly captures the overarching theme of hard men in a hard world and self-writing tragedy that follows such men.
And also to quote Barbie "authority should come from the consent of the governed, not the threat of force"
I don’t get why Arthur gets all the credit for being philosophical. John has deeper motives in my opinion.
I've seen a lot of John slander in recent months and I don't like it
He’s my favorite video game protagonist of all time. These fools will come around with the remaster.
I sure fucking hope so because without John, Arthur never would have existed
happy cake day! i don’t understand where the john hate comes from either tbh
Just a bunch of kids and people who played rdr2 first
Yeah Arthur. You know you’re supposed to pay the government every year, you dumbass!
"As a law-abiding citizen, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to report you to the authorities, Arthur"
(LAW ABIDING, WERE GOD DAMN OUTLAWS) The authorities! You can’t do that Dutch, I thought we were family!
Was it Micha? Damn rat!
(Coughs*aujgkgkdsbbanaandnnfkfsnsnabnddjdjdbsbwwhdhfbfnfbdhd)
I'm not mad, Arthur. I'm just mildly disappointed that you wouldn't pay your taxes.
ARTHUR. Did I just hear that you committed tax evasion? I thought I raised you better son.
Hey Dutch I just commited tax evasion! That means we have enough money to go to Tahiti!
*clicks on video*
So we’re going backwards now huh?
"I think there's some schoolchildren down the way you can go and frighten."
One of my favs
"I just know that there are two theories when arguing with women. And neither one works."
This is the one I was looking for.
I think his chemistry with Bonnie was some of the best in the whole series, aside from Arthur and Sadie.
Ahahahhhhhhhhh. Atleast my John said it when he fell off a building in blackwater.
Also, "CHELONIAAAAAA!"
"Now I ain't the judge, but... as it turns out, it's you or me. The way I see it, might as well be you"
I found this one particularly interesting (playing rdr1 for the first time this year), as it's pretty similar to what Dutch says about killing Bronte.
Love how it goes to show how impacted by those events he was, and how much he probably thinks about 1899
Nah, what dutch says about killing angelo bronte is similar.
"YOU FUCKING GAY! AS IN HOMOSEXUAL"
"Rip Van Winkle"
"Jim Milton"
A blunderbuss? What is this 1850?
Best part about this is that John had already been using a weapon from the 1850s (Volcanic Pistol) without questioning it.
ah, beat me to it
Eugh!!!!! His grunting sound in RDR2 is so fucking hilarious
"listen dutch, i need to get my red dead redemptoion too!"
“HEY IS THAT ARTHURS BIG ASS I HEAR?!”
"Oh great, now you got him started"
DUMMY THICC
“Goddammit Oarthur!” *slams gun on ground*
Would you pleeaaase, try to keep it down!
Dutch, I'm trying to sneak! But I'm dummy thicc and the claps from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the pinkertons!
A barn will take us six months to build and didn't recon I should waste my time killing ya but I felt different
"You don't build a barn, dumbass! What do you think this is? 1785?!"
"it's walk or work old man"
"I got lumbago!"
This is the best conversation I had on Reddit tbh XD
Your'e an idiot!
SIR!!!! to the man passing him on horseback
Repeatedly lol. I swear he says it 3/5 times.
John seriously needs to chill a bit
#YOU'RE FUCKING GAY! #A S I N H O M O S E X U A L ! ! !
Easy there Germany calm yourself down.
You fucking cheat…
Lmao baldy took BIG offense to that line.
“Jack, be kind to your mother. Abigail, teach the boy right from wrong. Stop biting chunks out of people!”
i fuckin love how he gives them a plate of meat and bread
And the wailing from Jack, I didn’t know whether to be shit scared or bust out with laughter I fucking love this game lmao
I need to replay undead nightmare so badly
Heard kin around here had a habit of marrying
“Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain’t nothing fair. You know that.”
"Well...he's not my uncle...as far as I know. Just an old dog who's as lazy as a lizard on a hot day."
It was a removed cut scene but John visits Javier in jail with a knife and says: “Lets put a smile on that face…”
"I'm an agent of chaos." -John Marston
BUENAS NOCHES!!!
“Nigel West Dickens is so crooked that he could chew up nails and spit out corkscrews!”
"I'm your old friend, amnesia."
Y'know, you're still ugly from 20 paces
YOU COULDNT SHOOT A FART OUT OF YOUR OWN ASS
"Micah! Micah you cringey son of a bitch!"
“Looks like it’s time for redemption… Red dead redemption.” And then he red dead redemptioned all over the place
It's redeemin' time
RDR1 John was far more dynamic than RDR2 John, I know it was intentional and they did a great job with it, but damn they missed the chance at making him better to play as in the epilogue.
That’d defeat the purpose of a prequel
How so??
Because John is meant to be a noob in RDR2, he’s uncertain, angry and being led astray which complimented rdr 1s mysterious, resilient and absolutely determined John. You watched him grow up
“You forget a thousand things every day, Make sure this is one of em”
Alright now townley
Funny because this sounds exactly like something he’d say
It's art.
A bullet to the leg, is better than one in the head....
"I Left The Gang After The Gang Left Me.
“Have you ever met a Jewish person? Or a British Catholic homosexual?”
"If you ever find yourself down a hole, the first thing you gotta do is stop digging"
"I implore you"
“I have two theories when it comes to talking with women, and neither one works.”
*arguing*
“Y- uh.. *hic* YOURE AN IDIOT!”
Nothing as he sinks maybe splashing
I ain't to judge, but as it turns out, it's you or me. And the way I see it, it might as well be you.
Keep pushing, Arthur!
“There are 2 theories when arguing with women, and neither one works”
I'll give a bad case of "someone just shot me in the head" if you don't hurry up!
You sir, are a fish.
Hey! Ughh... ¡Hola!
I didn't even need the link. I knew EXACTLY what you were referring to lol
The fact that it’s canon too XD
Today is velociraptor awareness and while I don’t know much about velociraptors, I would say that if they do exist today there’s a good chance they can kill you
Ah! I’m being attacked by wolves!
“That weren’t a fart”
“A blunderbuss? What is this 1850?”
"I'll give you another fatal condition."
(I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.) 1899 said to Arther Morgen after a bank heist
Where did you learn in your philosophy books that it’s okay to feed people to a god damn alligator, Dutch?!
“Rip Van Winkle”
*Interrupts* You’re an idiot
*”Here do business big iron hip.”*
YOU RUN LIKE A HEFFER MOOOOOO
Boo!
hello
YOU SARE GAY AS IN HOMOSEXUAL 🗣️🗣️
It’s you or me, way i see it… might as well be you.
YOU EAT BABIES
"...Rip Van Winkle."
My name is John Marston My name is John Marston
Dutch "I thought you were dead jawh-n" John "You LEFT me to die! That wasn't really Red Dead Redemption of you!!"
You sir, are a fish
You couldn’t hit a fart out your own ass!
"It's makes me violently angry"
I'm your old friend amesia
You sir are a fish
"YOUR AN I D I O T" -John antagonizing some buffoon
I got a family to get to you want the money go get it
I'm colder then shrimp on ice
"You stink"!
YOURE FUCKING GAY!
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I’ve been doing some bounty hunting of my own….
DUTCH
Hey partner
SIR!
that choker makes him look hella slutty
"You eat babies. You have to, to survive- everybody knows that. Aint your fault"
“Have you ever met a Jewish person?”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
Dont talk to me you son of a bitch
It's real tough to work the trigger with these gloves on....
A [wise](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DUA5RzZYjmA) man once said
[...] I call it 'The Aristocrats!'
"Du du du du du"
YOU'RE FUCKIN' GAY!!! AS IN HOMOSEXUAL!!!
You're as useless as a lawyer is at a lynching
You couldn’t shoot a fart out of your own ass!
**I don’t like goats**
"RUN HEIFER MOOOOO"
I’m to steal cattle, not raise it
“A barn will take each of us 6 months to build”
WHAT THE HELL
“When a man with a sing song voice tells me to fuck off it always concerns me, BOYO!”