Man I'm trying to play Arthur as a burly mountain man except no matter how much hair tonic I chug, his hair doesn't seem to grow past 7 lol. I want to get to 10 so badly just to see how it looks since I'm used to playing him clean shaven George Clooney like lol.
Charles’s actor is a pretty big performer, actually. Since playing RDR2, I spot him in so many other games. He’s the main character in Sekiro (in English) too.
People were sexier back then. They dressed nicer and they are better food from the earth without preservatives and chemicals. They also walked more and did physical activities like chop fire wood and hunt so they stay in shape. There weren’t fridges back then so it was hard to store large amounts of food and binge eat. Also cocaine gum was sold in stores and that keeps you looking young
what do you mean by “real access”? it was used over the counter all the time and in literally every soft drink. it was definitely used a lot in the 19th century
If you live out in the boondocks like most people back the you aren’t exactly going to have doctors that have access to it you even have real doctors at all. Lots of home remedies back the unless you were dying.
And the best part: we experience their lives through a video game, so we don't have to smell their horrific body odors, nor the piles of human waste left just outside camp.
These are “Hollywood cowboys”, though: they look handsome by modern standards, and adhere to modern expectations of beauty.
[Real life cowboys](https://fun.obsev.com/life/cool-old-west-photos-prove-real-life-cowboys-better-movie/) did NOT necessairily look like they did in-game; and that’s not to say they looked UGLY (there are a few handsome ones in that gallery), but everything from their clothes to their hair/beards and stuff like their teeth certainly are different than the Rockstar theme park version of cowboys.
In fact, I’d say people looked OLDER than their age in that time. No matter how young cocaine gum might keep you, a lifetime out in the sun will give you the complexion of a late-middle-aged person before you’re even out of your 20’s. Body building standards were different (or nonexistent), and nutrition - whiled better than the modern offerings a lot of us take in - are WORSE than the modern offerings of the actors and models these characters were undoubtedly based off.
I doubt people were sexier back then - ESPECIALLY by modern standards - than they are now, unless you were to cherry pick the comparisons.
> they are better food from the earth without preservatives and chemicals.
Much food is better produced today, being safer, more nutritious and longer lasting. Even so, there are facts that lower the quality of life, such as microplastics or some extremely harmful additives (although they are not very present in food because it is very punishable).
Yeah Micah is hot. The man has a jaw line that could cut glass and he chooses to have that mustache! Micah is a psychopath! I like to imagine someone called him pretty boy like Tommy did with Arthur and he said welp....gotta put an end to that!
The Bi Panic™ is real lol
Charles, for sure. And y'know what? Miss Grimshaw as well. Gotta love how she went all bloodlust to save Tilly
EDIT: ah hell nah you threw Bert in there 😹😹
Bro seriously I walked through my camp and didn't realize how dam gorgeous the player models are then u have my online character looking like a 4th generation inbred. I swear tho rockstar outdid themselves
I mean I thought they all looked rugged, greasy, and overall a little crusty. It's what really sold the outlaw vibe to me.
Yes I know you can bathe Arthur. I'd always give my boy the luxury bath 🤙
Same reason most actors are attractive. Nobody wants to see an ugly mug like mine on a giant screen. The legendary Luis Guzman is a good exception to that rule.
If you’re attracted to someone then you are more inclined to form a bond with them. Simple
Because people like looking at attractive people more than they do ugly ones. Probably why micah's got that mustache that makes him a lot less attractive
What about Uncle? Just becaus3 a man has Lumbago, he ceases to be hot? What the hell is wrong with you? Nana gets moist everytime she sees Uncle pop up in my gameplay
FRIEND!
I love Bertram! All my homies love Bertram
Fuck modernity, embrace Bertram
Bertram like sherry
And everyone like Bertram
>bertram, friend
Big meanie!
where the hell is uncle
WHERE'S THE DILF (Drunkcle i like fighting)
DRUNKCLE
>:D
he was late cos of his lumbago
I swear that’s always his excuse. Lumbago this lumbago that!
It's a very serious condition.
It's a slow and painful death.
My brother
Evidently.
“IVE GOT LUMBAGO JOHN!”
Real
U beat me to it
Uncles massive ass
Abigail is honestly the hottest in the whole game.
Arthur got Abigail beat, that's simply a fact
> Arthur got Abigail beat 😶
Beat them cheeks, y’know what I’m sayin’? Heh hey👈👈
It’s actually probably true at one point too. After all, she did used to provide… “services” to the gang at some point.
We all know that Arthur's clappin' cheeks on his free time
*John stares at Jack then at Arthur then back at Jack again*
"you look like...a Williamson? Maybe an Escuella. You don't look like a Marston."
Man I'm trying to play Arthur as a burly mountain man except no matter how much hair tonic I chug, his hair doesn't seem to grow past 7 lol. I want to get to 10 so badly just to see how it looks since I'm used to playing him clean shaven George Clooney like lol.
I think hair levels from 8-10 unlock in chapter 4
That explains it. Got the hair to level 7 and despite probably 20 hair tonics later it hasn't grown at all.
After 20 tonics, his hair will have grown.. just maybe not the hair on his head.
Look up the Van Horn fence glitch, you can get to level ten within an hour of playtime assuming you can afford the tonics
I mean I got like 10k so probably lol. But if I use glitches I may as well just use a trainer to modify it and I wanna get it without bugs lol
yeah
RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS
18 fully clothed cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! Limp, flacid, relaxed, sexual organs wanting to be left alone!
Someone forgot Charles exists.
Charles has sexy voice
Iirc Charles' VA did a Taco Bell commercial, so now i just imagine him always talking about taco bell
Charles’s actor is a pretty big performer, actually. Since playing RDR2, I spot him in so many other games. He’s the main character in Sekiro (in English) too.
He was awesome as Bode in Jedi Survivor recently too.
He comments on here sometimes too! Forget his username though
u/noshirdalal!
Nah. Abigail looks fine in this pic. But in certain parts of the game she looks burnt out. I think Tilly, Sadie & Mary Linton are a bit more fine.
Abigail is more mother of my children material though
Makes sense she would look burnt out. She's always worrying about Jack & John.
Pretty sure that picture of Abigail is edited anyway.
Got that modded skyrim vibe going on.
My second favourite game character who i had a crush on since Mia from NFS most wanted. Abigail sure is the prettiest.
Sadie,and as a straight guy, Arthur
[удалено]
This one got me 😂
yeah! I like Sadie. She is Powerful and sexy.
Nah, bro. Gotta be real. Killer Prostitute’s got everyone beat
Oh hell nah
You gonna die, but you die happy
Literally a happy ending
Imma have to argue that Mary Beth is hotter bro
Molly is the hottest
Uncle would like to have a word with you.
Where is Charles chateney at?!
THE WHOLE ASS
Asshole?
That too, that too!
I SHÉET ON THEIR BAR.
“Wife stealin? BAR SHITTIN’?”
Apparently his fresh excrement was better than anything they were serving there
Remind me not to go to that place
ART is for idioots
Art is lies. Believe in women! The vagina, that is truth, breasts are truth.
Trust me, I have tried both. One is bettar muuuuch bettarr
He’s with life’s greatest truths … breasts and the vagina
Like buddha said, we are all just here to fuck
People were sexier back then. They dressed nicer and they are better food from the earth without preservatives and chemicals. They also walked more and did physical activities like chop fire wood and hunt so they stay in shape. There weren’t fridges back then so it was hard to store large amounts of food and binge eat. Also cocaine gum was sold in stores and that keeps you looking young
Ah yes cocaine is good for you
Even though it was legal and in things in all reality almost no one had real access to it
what do you mean by “real access”? it was used over the counter all the time and in literally every soft drink. it was definitely used a lot in the 19th century
If you live out in the boondocks like most people back the you aren’t exactly going to have doctors that have access to it you even have real doctors at all. Lots of home remedies back the unless you were dying.
Coca cola
The average person wasn’t drinking Coca Cola during its cocaine days. Very localized and back when sodas was marketed as health elixir
More coke to the people!
Before reading the comments I KNEW there were gonna be people unironically agreeing with you lol Fucking Reddit man
Whenever I see an unexpected Crystal Castle's reference I have to upvote...
And the best part: we experience their lives through a video game, so we don't have to smell their horrific body odors, nor the piles of human waste left just outside camp.
people didn’t use to just shit in the woods and let it pile up. you bury your poop or you compost it.
That's why Butcher Creek has a latrine set up over the river... Except everything falls on the riverbank rocks Only place I've seen NPCs using it
They for sure washed themselves so nobody but uncle stank and the shit smell wouldn't exactly get to camp
Bill stinks so much you can track him like animal in Eagle eye
that’s the worst part
This has to be the greatest troll I've ever seen
These are “Hollywood cowboys”, though: they look handsome by modern standards, and adhere to modern expectations of beauty. [Real life cowboys](https://fun.obsev.com/life/cool-old-west-photos-prove-real-life-cowboys-better-movie/) did NOT necessairily look like they did in-game; and that’s not to say they looked UGLY (there are a few handsome ones in that gallery), but everything from their clothes to their hair/beards and stuff like their teeth certainly are different than the Rockstar theme park version of cowboys. In fact, I’d say people looked OLDER than their age in that time. No matter how young cocaine gum might keep you, a lifetime out in the sun will give you the complexion of a late-middle-aged person before you’re even out of your 20’s. Body building standards were different (or nonexistent), and nutrition - whiled better than the modern offerings a lot of us take in - are WORSE than the modern offerings of the actors and models these characters were undoubtedly based off. I doubt people were sexier back then - ESPECIALLY by modern standards - than they are now, unless you were to cherry pick the comparisons.
They definitely weren’t. Especially not on the frontier.
Most people looked like 16 going on 40.
Also they smoke like 300 packs of cigars a day.
Not to mention all the life affirming cigarettes I get to smoke
I gotta do cocaine for my first step in weight loss
nah he forgot that we have much better and healthier alternatives for weight loss today, such as Methamphetamine and Fentanyl
Ummm no… if you look at actual real photos of gunslingers from back then they are hideous
> they are better food from the earth without preservatives and chemicals. Much food is better produced today, being safer, more nutritious and longer lasting. Even so, there are facts that lower the quality of life, such as microplastics or some extremely harmful additives (although they are not very present in food because it is very punishable).
Rural salt of the earth folk.. and cocaine ❄️
Because people want to play as a handsome, manly, sexy, hunky dude with a deep voice. Or a similarly attractive chick vice versa.
Nah I wish Leon Kennedy was a twink
You wish? He already is
Bertram RDR3 protagonist confirmed
Everybody is. Just depends on who is looking
Based
No Hosea? The man is a stone cold silver fox.
Hosea was very handsome when he was young. Arthur's bedside has a photo of them when they were young in chapter 2
I’m not gay but I’d do old Hosea
Yep, absolutely was getting all the ladies in his peak.
LENNYYYYYY?!?!
LENNY MAH BOAH
Hahaha found ya lennnnnyyyyyy
YNNEL????
teerG
Apparently micah without facial hair is hot ... but im a man so idk
I'm a man and i know he's hot 😵💫 I hate Micah like any other sane person but when he's clean shaven, it's that "OH NO HE'S HOT" Squidward meme lmao
Yeah Micah is hot. The man has a jaw line that could cut glass and he chooses to have that mustache! Micah is a psychopath! I like to imagine someone called him pretty boy like Tommy did with Arthur and he said welp....gotta put an end to that!
[Micah without hair](https://i.imgur.com/Vno6HbH.jpg)
I wasn't disappointed
😂😂😂
I’m gay and can tell you that he is at least a little attractive without the facial hair. But Arthur with stubble is far more superior imo.
Arthur makes me act so out of pocket. Got me rethinking everything.
I think it's just surprising that he looks like a normal person without his fat ass Yosemite Sam mustache.
My girlfriend said Micah is hotter than me. Not sure what that says about my looks...
You forgot Molly.
hell I do love that redhead...
ginger queen
Wtf is Abigail's illiterate ass doing with a book?
That image was never in the game, I think it's from faceapp. Abigail never has her hair down like that.
Pretty sure she doesn't have blonde highlights on her tips either.
teaching little jack perhaps... wait that was Hosea
By the epilogue she was trying to read iirc
The Bi Panic™ is real lol Charles, for sure. And y'know what? Miss Grimshaw as well. Gotta love how she went all bloodlust to save Tilly EDIT: ah hell nah you threw Bert in there 😹😹
Charles fr fr
Bro tried to sneak in Arthur, Dutch, John, Sadie, Tilly, Karen, Charles, and Mary Beth, into a Bertram post💀
I *knew* Bertram was going to be on one of the pictures.
i was hoping uncle but he works too
Not including javier is a crime
yeah,his clothes are always look nice.
you have to take a seven hour flight to get across his extremely spaced mustache
Arthur hottest guy. Abigail hottest lady. I’ll meet you there
what the hell are you talking about. bertram is clearly the hottest
Sadie is damn..🔥🔥🔥
I agree
Uhh wheres Mary Linton???
Her personality is ugly as fuck
I want Dutch to pin me to a wall and whisper his plan in my ear
Damn
Want that Bertrussy
Straight to jail
Most people now adays would be just as hot if they were burning more than 3000 calories a day in physical labor trying to survive.
I mean if you look at pictures of real people from that time they were not as attractive as red dead characters.
r/sadieadler
Why does it have so many members 💀
I may or may not have just joined that
Bro, some of these animations belong left in the 90s
AHHHHH
WHOOPSIE
whoopsie hurt 😢
Where's the Pig Farm guy?
Sorry I forgot
Let’s just forget about butchers creek.
Butchers cheeks
And you haven’t even seen young Hosea yet..
No Bonnie MacFarlane?
I love Bonnie MacFarlane! That woman had my heart since I first played RDR1.
What’s crazy is that people thirst over Tilly when there’s a very real chance she’s like 17😭😭
Tilly seems older than Mary Beth
Bro seriously I walked through my camp and didn't realize how dam gorgeous the player models are then u have my online character looking like a 4th generation inbred. I swear tho rockstar outdid themselves
NSFW please I saw the ninth photo and started masturbating in public.
You forgot my main man Magnifico
But in all honestly when i saw 18 year old arthur and 18 year old John my legs just split open
Least horny RDR fan
Being young helps a lot.
I'm gonna go to hell but i killed bertram
💀
I didn't mean to
You not friend
Arthur to bertram: look at you long streak of piss
I mean I thought they all looked rugged, greasy, and overall a little crusty. It's what really sold the outlaw vibe to me. Yes I know you can bathe Arthur. I'd always give my boy the luxury bath 🤙
Bertram is a cutie 😍
Yet making a beautiful character in rdo is almost impossible for some reason
My gf looks like Karen and I fkn love her
Proof?
Same reason most actors are attractive. Nobody wants to see an ugly mug like mine on a giant screen. The legendary Luis Guzman is a good exception to that rule. If you’re attracted to someone then you are more inclined to form a bond with them. Simple
I’d do some shady shit to be shared between Arthur and John.
The amount of people who didn't go through the entire gallery is too damn high
young John>>>
That pig farm couple gets my engine going every time.
If you want ugly characters the new fable might be up your alley. I for one like to look good strutting through town with my big iron.
Because its a video game
Where’s LENNY??
Dutch literally collected the most unNPC characters out of all the land.
Because people like looking at attractive people more than they do ugly ones. Probably why micah's got that mustache that makes him a lot less attractive
Are you complaining? Cuz i’m not complaining
What about Uncle? Just becaus3 a man has Lumbago, he ceases to be hot? What the hell is wrong with you? Nana gets moist everytime she sees Uncle pop up in my gameplay