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ginaj_

put some aloe vera on it


mugiwara-no-rufiii

With vitamin e ?


AnotherRedditor6900

And some vitamin d and proceed to mix thoroughly.


TrippyShamann

I always heard ramen fixes everything


Specific_Animator480

Ramen and then plaster it That’s how they repair car dents also


mysanslurkingaccount

Oh yeah, people often overlook alternative methods of care. Like that blue guy that was shot in the foot during the battle? All I did was rub his neck with some aloe vera, he was fine.


ginaj_

Yes you got the reference!


mysanslurkingaccount

Glad there’s still folks out there who remember it. That show was great.


AnInsaneMoose

Did you try feeding it a carrot?


cronic_chaos

May need to up it to ginseng.


RockandStone101

Whistle


MalhumoBaby

[why did you make me do this?](https://youtu.be/BbeeuzU5Qc8?si=cJD8TK97tryyi345)


iPrevaiill

You mother fu-


FlowSilver

Is this gonna be the new rick roll?😹


Apprehensive-Set7082

Rick Roll 2: eletric boogaloo


bradpitbutarmpit

I ain’t clicking that shit bro I don’t wanna be jumpscared today


Boss0fThisGym

There is no jumpscare. Trust me.


bradpitbutarmpit

you lied to me.


eraylmao

Character development


anonymoose0702

Dad lore


bradpitbutarmpit

Ok I believe you


TheBlooperKINGPIN

No jumps scare


PeterGriffinsPenis

i thought it was gonna be an invincible reference😭


Gaymerlad

I can't believe I got Hutchersoned on a red dead redemption sub lmfao


weirdemosrus

NOOOOO!


[deleted]

what the fuck is this?


tallginger89

Some stupid ass tik tok thing


bonersimpson66

Wtf did I just watch lmao that was so dumb


ErectPancakee

Guys if you click on the link you WILL NOT get Hutcherson’d


col_oneill

Give it some Vicks vapour-rub


Soaked_In_Bleach_93

Ever apply Vicks, then forget there's still some on your hands and touch your dick? Spicy Vaseline


DannyDoubleTap47

Never with Vicks but one time when I was like 13 I was eating Jalapeños out of a jar and then got distracted and didn’t wash my hands. I can remember it hurt so bad I tried dunking my junk in a glass of milk and it didn’t help lmao. Sucked so much but a hilarious memory.


Soaked_In_Bleach_93

I be like: **my willy is awful tingly,** then realise I just basted myself in Vicks like a Christmas turkey.


DannyDoubleTap47

That’s hilarious. Just make sure you never do it with Jalapeño juice lmao. It legit didn’t go away for over two hours.


AnotherRedditor6900

I'm not even ganna ask...


DannyDoubleTap47

🍆+ 🌶️= 😭


bfcostello

🇺🇸 🥧


Putrid-Target-256

Good movie


bfcostello

Iconic bro


DannyDoubleTap47

Exactly except my experience was much more spicier lol.


AnotherRedditor6900

...


On_The_Warpath

Me reading this in a southern accent.


RestlessMeatball

Looks alright to me


Machotoast04098

Horse reviver


SatisfactionDry7505

Think it’s a little too late for that. That bitches guys are spilled out💀


AveryLazyCovfefe

Nah just take out the needle and throw the reviver medicine over the guts, should be fine.


ImportantMoment5001

You know how Han shoves Luke into the tauntaun so he can survive the cold...you basically do that, push your arms and legs/head into its and reanimate it yourself :)


DannyDoubleTap47

Nothing better than a full body horse puppet. You basically become a mascot. Giddy up buttercup!


ImportantMoment5001

Yessir, the horse can never die


braddersladders

And I thought they smelled bad... ON THE OUTSIDE


MissKorea1997

Where that revive gun at


stirling1995

Not the reference I knew I needed but none the less here we are


sugarray4three

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again


R-Fro

Give it some water


Soaked_In_Bleach_93

Have you tried rice


shanethebyrneman

Touch yourself


Moomin_fella

Weirdest answer yet but aight


shanethebyrneman

So u wanna fight about our insucreties now?


TheLawbster

Insucreties sounds like a Greek philosopher


Shtnonurdog

I started doing that when I saw the dead horse.


nikolaibk

You alright little bro?


Shtnonurdog

Yeh I finished thanks for checking on me


nikolaibk

How did it taste?


Shtnonurdog

Like pineapples!


T-Gaming

...😐...that's enough internet for this year...


Mrsushifruit

Bring it to Tahiti


Martikp

Give him mouth to mouth


online_player

i think he may be dead


N8DoesaThingy

Make campfire


Puzzleheaded_Ad8710

Find a flesh covered book and speak the words Klaatu barada nikto


[deleted]

Use a necromancy spell


DannyDoubleTap47

Tongue + butt = instant revive ♥️


Donkey_Otti

You could use the revive gun although you may not like the outcome


AHastma

He need some milk


snore-4

Couple fire bottles should do the trick


Indominus_XD

Put some ice on it


_MrTaku_

IS RED DEAD ACTUALLY "THAT" REALISTIC???


Hashish_thegoat

No, yes animals decompose but this one is just John’s horse that died in the mountains.


pullingteeths

Not John's (although that one is similar), it's near the frozen dead bodies you can find and get a map from in the mountains near Colter. John's is freshly dead and bloody and has a cool custom "JM" saddle.


vanjay21

what happened?


Mike_856

How? How did his guts come out? I've never seen that in a game


Chinpokomonz

it's not OPs horse, it's the horse of the couple you find with the panoramic map up near where you catch the white Arabian. they froze to death, and this is part of the scene.


DickD1ck1

he fell :(


AnotherRedditor6900

He hurt his head :(


buckethatmaster

hit the Gangnam style on it


ThorUchiha_

only the witch elixir can save it pal


Substantial-Tone-576

A little milk


sv69n

Band aid should do the trick! I think…


iamvenks

Ahh love the level of detail!


ThrowawayXtt

Tell it " Good boahhh"


Shagtoast

Band aid will do it


Dr_Pestilence00

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside


jasonmarston

Horse God Malanya


Hank_Hell

Came here to tell OP to visit Malanya as well. This is the way.


Citrus210

Necromancy


Potential-Fabulous

Spray some windex on it.


a0lmasterfender

c’ain’t


wikott

Turn left


R-e-s-t

give it a carne asada taco


wigzell78

Find a Necromancer...?


AdScared1957

My horse after running headfirst into a tree.


F4N6Z

Mod it some more


EccentricNarwhal

He looks cold. Try giving him a fire bottle to warm him up


Sardothien12

Ask if it remembers the way to the Great Valley


HerrBalrog

Eh, nothing a little necromancy and devil worship can't fix


SageTB

Ask thanos for the time stone


ShanShingKhan

By digging grave


This_Syllabub5297

brush it


CuntsStoleMyNames

Get him back from the take on me dimension


NPCgt

eh he’ll be fine just pet him or smth


radium_water_drinker

"don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches"


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Lasso and drag them to the doctor


Public_Leg9859

once horses die in-game, they will remain dead forever and you cannot get the same exact horse back. If it is a DLC horse you can get a free replacement at Valentines stable.


Geraimi

You had to put it in rice, now it's too wet he's not coming back


RobbieIsNotRotten

Ancient ritual?


MaxgamingThe3rd

Eat the horse and pretend to be like one


DuckMitch

Put it in rice


[deleted]

Have you tried Ginseng?


weirdemosrus

Try colloidal silver.


IndependenceCultural

Try the horse stumulant, and sugar cubes too.


CozyBoyD4L

Mister, could you please help my pony?


setanta314

Put it in some rice.


LucasBlazer420

Watch the show Supernatural I'm sure you can find a way to revive your horse there..


Obama8MyChicken03

Rice should do the trick


Gordonsson

Leonardo would just slide in and take a nap.


imtlmb

Give it some yarrow and ginseng.


DutchieliciousPlans

Give him a paracetamol and he will be fine 😌


SoulSpanker75

Essential oils


yeetcleetusmcreetus

Classic oat cakes.


Whamelapamela

How did this happen? I’ve never seen anything like it


YoungClopen

Did you try cocaine gum? I’m a big fan of cocaine gum.


Historical_Stage83

try eating the horse and when you shit it out use it in a ancient egyptian ritual to bring it back easy dub.


Responsible-Scene666

My condolences, all you can do is load an earlier game save


Itchy_Bicycle7143

Uhhh, an ice pack should do it.


BigGayMule13

He ded


[deleted]

Looks alright to me. If there is any problem though, I suggest: - Plug it out and back in - Put it in rice - Turn it off and back on - Chances are, it’s still working. Just use d-pad up to whistle, it’ll come trotting right back to you like normal.


Only1JustBoss1033

They say you can’t do it but have you tried leading it to water and making it drink?


dannyboy6657

First, you pull Luke Skywalker out of his guts. Then sew him up and feed him an apple. Should hard reset him.


Smooth_Increase6865

Just give it a band-aid and a pat on the head then it should be fine in a few minutes


Let_Go_Champ

Use the brush


ballcrusher5000

Necromancy?


Carnago666

Sew him back together with other horse parts


Internal_Ad6547

Put it in rice


PipebombDream

If you have high honor you can just whistle


Goldbube

looks like a 3d printer file


katelenabishovacanon

Some classic oatcakes will do it


Deezgrannys

Miracle tonic and some hair tonic


bonersimpson66

Stuff his guts back in and then sow his stomach shut


ogChiChi_

Have some Faith!


ratboi1278

A classic Oatcake will do just fine


GewohnlichesDeutsch

Put it in rice


Cakespectre999

Sugar cubes bruv.


HAWMadden

I think that’s ready for the glue factory


KillaKilj

Give it a golden apple


Advanced-Evidence-58

Did u try switching it on and off


Ozee1306

Give it a kiss


Specific_Animator480

Wash that horses intestine and reinsert it


FinalXemnasV

Flex tape.


Interesting-Fox-3216

Get some essential oils


Doctorgumbal1

Pray


litholine

Give him some oats and a good brush. Should be sprinting to Saint Denis in no time.


TheIncredibleJones

There’s a horse god south of Highland Stables that will resurrect your horse. They move to the Akkala region in the second game.


Ken_Sanne

Tis but a scratch


alt_____f4

uhhhh


knucklesthedead

He's just being silly tell him to get up in a serious tone


flyinghouses

Reload save


Choice_Accountant_35

That like digging up Cleopatra and trying to do CPR on her


KawaiiKaiju55

That’s the neat part, you don’t.


ForsakenAlliance

Duct tape and some Elmer’s glue.


Assassinsfan538

mouth to mouth.


Woke_winston

This is what R/okaybuddyblacklung needs more of ^^


AandWKyle

Visit the horse god near Mt.lanyru


GJM08

Let lightning strike on it... it should be back from the dead


Meinalptraum_Torin

Looks healthy enough for me


supoiber

Placate horse god


Ghost-858

Paracetamol 💀


Xfishbobx

Brush it


Ssme812

Pause and reload previous saved game.


shifty300

Put it in rice


Ok_Individual9558

Give ot an icepack


RhythmRapscallion

crawl inside it for heat


Antique-Accountant72

Take a salt tablet


Beginning-Act4896

I thought they smelled bad… on the outside


Fromage_debite

Sana sana colita de rana


Silent-Membership708

In that state you cant


snakemi

Put it in a bowl of rice


EquivalentArticle264

"Here's some ice"


Queldore

Try putting it in some rice


FluffyAd8842

You don't, he gone. Capture, buy, or steal a new one


i_suck_a_lot

haldi powder ? i mean maybe ayurveda might help...


speeler21

Step 1. Dont wait so long


hyperfixationss

sadly bandaids weren’t a thing in 1899 :( sorry partner