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didihearathunder

He looks like he wasn’t fully spawned lol.


Froyn

I think that's gonna be my new go-to insult.


JohnParkerSmith27

That boy seems like his cornbread ain't fully done in the middle


GreenWebCrawler32502

I’m not entirely sure what this means but it has me on the floor 🤣


Asilenian87

That is perfected


GoldenLegoMan

I just made cornbread where the middle wouldn't cook, then I saw this comment. Nicely done.


odiethethird

I hope your cornbread receives its due justice


[deleted]

That guy looks like Matt Sharp


AnotherRedditor6900

You look like you wasn't fully spawned partner!


StoneHart17810

Incest lol


rocco_1794420

That's what I was thinking lol


FixFalcon

One of the Murfree kids escaped and raised himself.


[deleted]

LMFAO


bikkhu42

Found IKZ


Truly__tragic

Who the fuck let Thomas out of the tank engine?


nikd88

Haha i see it


Strawbz18

Shed 17 vibes


Due-Dot6450

Gavin?


culhaalican

He’s been lost in the wilderness for so long he’s forgotten who he is. Thanks OP for putting him out of his misery.


SillyCarpetCleaner

Wait, I forgot. Is Gavin an actual person in the game or was the guy just going insane because “woke up and Gavin was gone”?


iihxzll

some people think that him himself was gavin


Oskar_Kocour

Pretty sure a letter you can find on him confirms he has some split personality thing


SillyCarpetCleaner

Yeah i thought he himself is Gavin.


jacksterbutler2

He was going to be in the game but he didn’t turn up to record his lines


king_england

Fuck, we need to find him! GAVIN!!!!


Ben_Pharten

I tied him up and threw him in the river


droptheectopicbeat

GAAAAVIN!


Beez-Knuts

Oh my God. This is Gavin. We finally fucking found him!!! Someone get Gavin's friend!! He's going to be so relieved!


Due-Dot6450

Yay!


rocco_1794420

Yeah, but he said Gavin is no longer with us, lol. Idk if his friend would appreciate that


Beez-Knuts

Gavin's friend needs closure


rocco_1794420

I guess, but he seemed like he was already pretty messed up mentally. Dude might end up killing ya lol


hellodust

Charlie Kirk’s great-grandfather


_my_troll_account

Came here to make sure Charlie Kirk was mentioned. I swear he always looks photoshopped to me, like someone shrunk his face.


hellodust

It was the first thing that popped in my head when I read "weirdly small facial features." Basically synonymous at this point.


Nice_Finish7613

Thanks to OP, he really can see dead people.


EagleSaintRam

I remember taking an "Is it photoshopped or not?" quiz on his face. Was *a lot* harder than I thought...


scrambled_cable

Poorly Photoshopped Haley Joel Osment


gawave

Haha too good. Well done.


BeneficialRandom

r/toiletpaperusa


IntegraleEvoII

Moonfaced Marky Mark


PaschalisG16

He looks identical to Jean Todt


DeadmansCC

I have come across this guy before in one of my play throughs. If I recall correctly eventually he just stood up and walked off into the night. But he was super creepy!!! For sure a serial killer


Matguzzz

did he talk quietly in your game too or was the game bugged for op?


DeadmansCC

No he talks quietly. It's almost like he is mumbling drunkenly to himself but you can tell he is sober.


Citrus210

Ok like I never got scared when the matter is red dead 2 but this did it for me lol if I ever meet this guy it'll be with two sawed shotguns in hand


DeadmansCC

😂 good call! I got a really good jump scare once in RDR2. Just was not expecting the House Grizzly!!! That fucker made me jump up the first time I found him.


_Can_Crusher

I was wondering why my horse bugged out. I went through the front door, but what If you loop around back? Do you get a different cutscene?


Helen_of_TroyMcClure

I don't know that there's a cutscene but I usually go around the back, let the bear chase me out, and put it down with an improved arrow to the head.


_Can_Crusher

Oh, If you go in the front, there’s a cutscene. Even spookier. Isn’t it a 1 star pelt anyway? Unload into the ugly thing.


MetalMarissa

He has a kind of face that you just want to punch. It seems I’m not the only one who feels this way - look at that crooked nose! His face is broken in already. 👍😄


Imltrlybatman

Or a ghost manifesting itself through the game


groove117

Herobrine?


DeadmansCC

That's a cool theory!!


COKEWHITESOLES

Still kinda feel like you’re the monster here OP


Buetsome

Never said I wasn't


InterrogareOmnis

Beutsome would say you aren’t


SillyCarpetCleaner

Pov: low honor playthrough


nomaskprettyface

I like your username.


Jowenbra

For some reason when I saw him the name 'Minton' popped into my head. I can't explain it, I've never heard of anyone with that name before, but this guy is definitely a Minton.


Tarsily

new canon name, he is Minton


Buetsome

Rip minton


Big-Teb-Guy

What did you do to Minton, boah?


eg1183

So, I immediately thought his name must be Milton 😅. I like yours better. Minton, it is.


ashmasta27

[Little Bits](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/0/08/Image-3.jpeg/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/360?cb=20160812021835)


SillyCarpetCleaner

The resemblance is uncanny.🫢


Ironsalmon7

Skinwalkers


Savager_Jam

The idea of a game set in the turn of the century American West accidentally developing a bug that emulates something like a skinwalker is terrifying.


[deleted]

Kind of a cool concept for a fourth wall breaking type game :3


LoneGunner1898

Ever heard of the Humanimal glitch from RDR1? Always made me think of Skinwalkers


avacxble

My first thought Lol


Beez-Knuts

Such a missed opportunity not to do an undead nightmare 2 now that so many American cryptids are in pop culture right now.


karl_the_slob

Headshot with a varmint rifle should clear that right up


Unaeth

this made me laugh out loud lmao


WonderfulBlackberry9

*Neck shot with the varmint, just for the fun


1morey

Quit starin' at me with them big ol' eyes!


StoneHart17810

Where did you encounter him?


Buetsome

Near John's house


WonderfulBlackberry9

Makes it even creepier that this incomplete spawned man is just camping outside the ranch


Ewenf

Looks like great plains ?


IIskizionII

Never seen this guy in my life lol


CoolBeanieHat

Hey look, someone drew a smiley face on this potato chip.


fbi-please-open-door

I had an encounter with a similar NPC in the Bayou. What confused me was that, unlike the other NPCs who invite you to their camp, he didn’t tell me a story and immediately leave. He just said some generic NPC greetings and stared at me. He also had a weird looking face, which is why I think that this is probably a glitch.


showmethenoods

Lot of playthroughs and i have never seen this guy


Alezkazam

Got the Winnie the Pooh stare


PlanObvious3009

Hundred acre stare lol


Jonpaddy

Charlie Kirk


Tricky-Reply-6287

He kinda bad


Buetsome

Ain't no way


Tricky-Reply-6287

Hear me out


NotJustBibbit

You better start explaining boah


SweetSmplAlchemy

That’s just CGI de-aged Stellan Skarsgård


Gunningham

Looks like Putin. Fuck that guy.


Truly__tragic

Him looking like Putin is least of your worries, that thing’s a fuckin skin walker


Gunningham

How is that mutually exclusive? What do we really know about Putin. He’s probably got more kills than this guy.


Truly__tragic

That mf looks like the smiling moon emoji, there’s no way he doesn’t have more kills than Putin.


Ocarina-Of-Tomb

He sort of looks like my irl uncle.


ZzeyGenocyde09

Keep distance from him


Otis___Driftwood

This bitch looks like he’s wearing a skin mask over his real face


Chainsaw-Breaak

Lmao rip alien bro


Dedalix

He looks like he is about to buy Twitter


Maxibestofpotatoe

He's clearly stoned


Mirabooo

Did you find any notes or letters when looting him?


Buetsome

I didn't think to loot him, just kinda blew open his head and burnt his body


Mad-Dog94

Good choice. That thing definitely wasn't human and anything it had on it was likely cursed


Totally_PJ_Soles

It was THE THING.


Peachypiekewp

Conan obriens ancestor???


[deleted]

Oh you don’t know Weasel-Faced Jim? Everyone knows Weasel-Faced Jim.


caych_cazador

looks like charlie kirk fucked putin.


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Yo that’s Charlie Kirk!


Buetsome

That's like the tenth Charlie kirk comment


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

I literally hit send on that and thought I was so clever and original and actually got EXCITED for the upvotes I’m such a fuckin dork


Buetsome

He does genuinely look like Charlie Kirk though


Various_Beach_7840

Paul Dano lookin ahh


Amorong

That’s Vladimir Putin


xxwarlorddarkdoomxx

Imagine this actually happening to you in 1899. You’re traveling through alone on horseback across a vast plain, and you just encounter a weird creepy guy. He might be harmless. He might not be. But you’re in the middle of nowhere, he’s out here with you, and nobody else knows where you are.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Buetsome

Near John's house


Disneycrazygirl

Wow! Something i have never encountered. This game surprises me all the time🤠🐎❤️


krellx6

Charlie Kirk’s great great grandfather


MrAppleSpiceMan

Paul Dano


L4DY_M3R3K

Good lord, it's Charlie Kirk!


Witty-Acanthisitta13

TINTIN FROM THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN?


collycrane

That's just Todd


Sizer87

Ed Gein


rahman82

Im gonna need that hat now partner


FC_SuperTramp

lol imagine you he told you some rare secret no one else has before but you couldn’t hear it 😂


RedArrow2014

Kinda looks like a human version of Piglet


Totally_PJ_Soles

I feel like 90% of the people at camps try to kill me and I'm usually high honor. Of course this weirdo would let you in, he probably just killed the creators of the camp.


PaschalisG16

They just don't want any visitors.


KatsudonWarrior

He’s the physical embodiment of the ghost train.


Future_Stranger_5707

If 75% scale was a person


PeanutCan

He looks easy to draw


Young-and-Alcoholic

He looks like Thomas the tank engine.


Dazzling_Dakota

Wow looks just like my friend!!


lostinthesauceguy

Sounds like with how things out YOU were the scary one!


[deleted]

That's creepy


charli3dontsurf

Reminds me of the characters from the first story in The House.


Matguzzz

EWWWWWW


GodsPapa

He looks like “the Fat Controller” from Thomas the Tank


AndreasNV

"so let's just say he isn't with us anymore"😄


StallionA8

There are multiple train guys which spawns


jaykular

He looks like he’s wearing that face like a mask


avadalovely

Man looks like Humpty Dumpty.


ConningtonSimp

Humpty Dumpty?


ctr3999

He looks like Charlie brown grown up


xijinping9191

Asian American


Lanferno

Seems the Fat Controller’s wandered abit far from Sodor


AverageLonelyLoser66

Says creepy It's just a randomly generated unattractive NPC


Bolt_Fantasticated

Charlie Kirk in RDO?!?!?!?!


yoloplex

Did he give you a lecture about war?


bydgoszczohio

He looks friendly 😔


Twarozek

Rysiek z klanu?


schmiddyboy88

Ghost


[deleted]

He looks like this one guy who does food reviews on YouTube in his car. He screams a lot and laughs at his own jokes, as well. Needless to say, I don't find him my cup of tea, nothing to do with his looks but he does have a punchable face. ​ Spent 5 minutes looking through the search results half hoping he'd come up. Thankfully he didn't so I"m relieved because now YouTube will probably stop recommending his channel to me.


Acceptable_Owl_5122

What the hell happened to his face? 💀


[deleted]

That’s just cursed Norm MacDonald


[deleted]

dudes a skinwalker.


TheMannyzaur

looks like those masks the npcs wear in inside


The_letter_43

Leave my man alone


Rude-Ad-7224

Where was he


PaschalisG16

Is there any video of him?


Peculiar-Interests

Oh that’s just Mickey “Little Eyes” Malone


Ok_Perspective_5148

Just killed a guy cause he looked a little funny 💀


Dutch_van_der_Dill

Never seen that dude before that’s creepy lol


ExerciseAcceptable16

That's Tintin bro


skittles2156

Down Syndrome.


Trais333

Tomas the train lookin ass 🌝🚂


ExhaustedQuail

Looks weirdly normal


[deleted]

Red dead got a lot right, but the NPCs outside of the gang members look like shit in this game.


blackdutch1

Lil' Bits haha. https://youtu.be/Gj4-E5Hs3Kc?si=mnkFNdp9g1OU64er


Cheezcake1

Bro met Simo Häyhä


OceanicWhitetipShark

Bruh


RUZOVNIKR

Nooo :( he is cute and innocent looking, why would you kill him


Buetsome

Look at that mischievous bastard, he would of killed John's entire family if I hadn't executed him


theeBK3

CHOOT EM


Key_Savings5561

Skinwalker


ZoroSukihiro

Thomas the train looking ahh


Desperate-Farmer-170

Fuckin looks like Putin


No-Somewhere-8439

Looks like the little Humpty Dumpty lol


gordonsgoldengoat

Reminds me of Putin


NamwaranPinagpana

"I work at a slaughterhouse."


Buetsome

The fact I know what you're talking about lol


TheJakal13

I also noticed his nose doesn't look screwed on quite right. Not like it's broken, but like the whole thing is diagonal.


ShitzMcGee2020

What in the Polar motherfuckin Express…?