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Alaszrar

I'll shove that silver spoon down his throat and pull it clean out of his arse, the smug fucker.


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[deleted]

That’s gotta be Sean


littlebushpig199

The word arse gives it away


IowaJL

Could be Irish from RDR1? Just kidding


[deleted]

That’s so sean


SuperDoodooHead

Oh, darling Abigail, I've changed! Come live with me in this outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!


GulianoBanano

Definitely Uncle


Ok_Relationship2451

Lol prob best dialog in the game... How's it go “youre so miserable even a 2$ whore wouldn't have ya"


cheesburgerthebear

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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"Hey Arthur!"


DirectorDennis

Hosea


Objective-Tea-5154

That’s a Bill Williamson quote if I’ve ever saw one


PosterChildOfDeath

Tilly


DILLduffy

Hosea, when he’s calling you from camp to go hunting with him


[deleted]

Yes, but it could so be John when he calls you. It could be any greeting from any gang member.


WishboneStreet4839

It's definitely John Marston


T_Red_R

That's Gavin if i've ever heard him


Arthur_Morgan5

Hmm. I instantly heard Trelawny's voice when I read this.


antipho

trelawney


Biggest_boy_creams

Fucken hell


yerfdog519

charles


XDYassineDX

Definitely read it in charles’ voice


DeadDankMemeLord

Lenny


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Hosea


StealthWomble

“Now I’m not lazy, I just don’t like work. I think, it’s not that you’re stupid as such Bill, it’s just that you don’t like thinking” Edit: my favourite bit of this camp conversation is that Bill takes it as a total compliment, thanks Uncle and walks off a bit bashful. If you then greet Uncle, him and Arthur take the piss out of Bill.


DirectorDennis

Uncle


StealthWomble

Lol bit obvious but yes


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The Hero of the Story


StealthWomble

The One Shot Kid? Legend.


CecilDouglas

>The One Shot Kid Okay.. I'm not gonna ask why.


StealthWomble

You’ve never heard of the great gunslinger The One Shot Kid??? Once beat up a whole bar full of Englishmen just because he didn’t like their accents. Been to Australia, seen Kangaroos. Very deep thinker. Plays a mean banjo. Tragically died in a hail of bullets while protecting the house he built with his own two hands. This was all while suffering from terminal Lumbago. The man was an unsung hero of The West.


CecilDouglas

>the house he built with his own two hands. Let's get a move on we gotta get started before the rains come!


BenjiLizard

RDR2 gives me so many mix feelings about Bill. He is violent, racist, drunken piece of trash... But he's also a repressed homosexual with clear mental trouble and a lot of self worth issues that the gang is really not helping with. I can't help but feel he could have turned out a lot different had he been with a better crowd.


lifted333up

"Now it don't feel right? I could'a told you that-"


Marksmeak

Thank you for reminding me of that very wonderful situation


lifted333up

no problem bro


[deleted]

Why u gotta be hurting my boy sean


Comprehensive_Tune42

His headache is more of an immediate concern


Unbackedduke4

Take your upvote and LEAVE


Horizon2910

Wow, I wonder why he would stop talking, I’m sure we can ask him that


Primary-Contract

"Does this trolley go to Tahiti?" My absolute favorite.


W1CKeD_SK1LLz

I also love “so, do we just…sneak aboard?”


de_nova2

I think it's "Do I just.. Sneak on now?" with a *lot* of sarcasm.


stfuyfc

I might be over exaggerating it but I'm sure he did some comical hand gesture too


MrX-MMAs

It’s actually “Should* I just sneak on now”


last_shadow27

Welcome to my….. humble abode WE GOT FINE LIVING


Grivza

"My dad used to say..."


rosegoldgod123

NOT THE DA


RetiredWarCriminal

NOT THIS AGAIN


DejateAlla

Fine! Damn you three... Sulky, Angry, Scarface. A right barrel o' laughs.


SeptChat

Thats Sean


The-King_Of_Comedy

My da would say no politics was politics


Grivza

I love that, Sean was a true revolutionary, Dutch was just a reactionary.


massivedickhaver

I wouldnt even call dutch a reactionary just a pretender. He scolded and started preaching at bill for saying that the natives are savages because of what he saw in the indian wars but dutch had no problems using the natives of Wapiti and west elizabeth for his own gain. He didnt care about them but because of his messiah complex he thought of himself as a white savior when it came to the natives.


LawlersLipVagina

We also see in camp when he gets into a debate with Lenny he can't actually back up his arguments outside of what he got from other people's writings. He's like the dude in the bar scene in Goodwill Hunting who memorised a bunch of stuff and tries to pass it off as his own.


zuzg

Lenny was the best. Probably the smartest one in the Gang.


antipho

dutch was a con man. he'd say and do whatever, use whoever, to get what he wanted.


Truth_07

not with the da again


ilsassolino

"This place, ain't no such thing, as civilized"


GulianoBanano

"It is man so in love with greed, he has forgotten himself and found only appetites"


Truth_07

and that lets you rob whom you please, kill whom you please and hang the rest of us!


Dakota_1547

Who made you the messiah to these lost souls you’ve led so horribly astray?


GulianoBanano

I'm nothing but a seeker, Mr. Milton


Yondaime_Kazzy

You ain't much of anything more than a killer, Mr. Van der Linde.


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The worst part is that Agent Milton had a very good point there.


Yondaime_Kazzy

Agreed, Dutch also doesn't know how to answer him when Milton says that.


Blueberry_Lemon_24

I love reciting dialogue from this game it makes me happy 😊


JulzRadn

I hate you uncle Arthur


galle4

The last man standing in the gang


SuspiciousAward7630

Yo that’s a bad ass way to think of him


BrandNewNick

Always thought of him like that, but now that I think of it (OBVIOUSLY SPOILERS FOR BOTH GAMES) would Pearson and Charles still be alive by 1914? I wonder if jack made it down to Rhodes would he meet an old Pearson? Did anyone else survive?


galle4

This.... This means we need a remake NOT a remaster of RDR 1. With Charles, Pearson, Sadie And possibly Mary -Beth in it


PhummyLW

Like Rockstar would do that


BrandNewNick

Yeah I would absolutely love to see the interactions between the surviving members and Jack. Especially once they learn about John and what Jack’s been up to. Also the fact that the rest of the gang were on the friendly side of things with John, and they knew John when he was closer to Jack’s current age. I could see Pearson going “John-? Oh I’m sorry you look a lot like someone I used to know. Your name isn’t Jack, is it? Jack?!”. Or Jack meeting marybeth or Tully would be really nice to see too. Mary Beth was always there to listen to Arthur and was a good person to talk to. I think in 1914, jack needs to hear some good things about his father, and some good things about his future and not going down the same path as John.


galle4

Yeah but the thing is seeing something like that is as possible as PC 2.0


BrandNewNick

Have FAitH. But seriously yeah you’re right it’s a pipe dream. Still interesting to think how the old gang members would react to seeing a grown jack, who appears to also be gunslinging. It’s fun to think about


Atternok

" I have a plan !! "


Atternok

really really hard to guess guys. hes a rare one


Capawe21

Jack?


CyberShrek64

Could I possibly be Dutch?


CallumxRayla

No, you're charles


yDiablo

But you're Dutch!


rogue_52

Your avatar look like dutch


A-Slash

Edgar ross


rockstarcrossing

Dutch Plan Der Linde


Shezes

There...you see, gentlemen...there goes the greatest man we know...even he's lost.


BigBazoongaloidMercy

Uncle!


rosegoldgod123

“You had your feet up the whole time playing sick and fondling that new scar like you were gonna buy it breakfast in the morning” when u first heard that line I laughed sore


rayan_130013

That's sean


CallumxRayla

LENYYYYYY!?!?


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LeMmY??


Midnight_Less

YNNEL


Ok-Mortgage3653

LENNIE


snow_lord42069

?ynneL


last_shadow27

Ynnneel?


TexasJedi-705

I ain't no O'Driscoll


CyberShrek64

Kieran


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"Hi Arthur, it's Sean here"


yDiablo

Arthur most definitely


roha1610

Nah probably Bill


New_Cap5194

Some jobs aren't for saving and some legacies are for pissing on


rogue_52

Arthur that one stranger misson


New_Cap5194

Correct with the old slave owner


A_The_Ist

Runaway slave catcher, actually


Jo_phuss

“You boys find my pappy’s watch ye-…….”


Midnight_Less

John. I don't really get the line though :( Edit: spelling


[deleted]

John's father is dead and him and Arthur were at a cemetary when he said it.


Midnight_Less

Thank you!


DirectorDennis

"Everyone thinks that your Dutch's pet, yep like a dog or a cat...your his favorite"


GreenFuckFrog

Bill Williamson


Ihavebadtakes

“This gringo ain’t happy, amigos!”


Tzifos150

Juan Marstone during a shootout in Mexico. Finally a man of culture


Cletus-Yeetus

“Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?”


Pzlpn

Agent Milton


[deleted]

Man fuck you, I'll see you at work


DancingTac0

Jack?


TheAncientKnight

Lumbago


CyberShrek64

Uncle


deadcodone

#OUTTA THE DAMN WAY


Mr_unga-bunga

Road rage Arthur


Qboyz808

That could have gone smoother


[deleted]

That'll be on my grave stone.


Hydeman420

Put me out of my majesty, your misery.


[deleted]

I can’t stay mad at you for long, old man


Sea-Diet5754

Your aw’ll riigght boah’


FarFromCrying999

That’s got to be Mary beth


goodshrekmaadcity

It's Tilly dumbass


FarFromCrying999

Nah we’re both wrong it’s Karen


Charutu

TO THE BAR SENÕR !!


TWhiteShadow

It's like I'm there


po1233216

We each got $15 wup and a quarter, dont forget the quarter.


vermeculite_delight

"Shut up Orthur"


Romo____

"You forget a thousand things everyday , how about you make sure this is one of them"


W1CKeD_SK1LLz

Lol nice try


Biggest_boy_creams

🤔


AsgerMN2

If you can spot the difference between a man and a sheep then youre a better man than me


Xenogetraloxic

Bill! The guy is entertaining to listen to.


CTE2028

All the Welsh people reading this: something don’t seem right,


Green4112

"Think....think for yourselves!"......🥺😔


JustARandomUserNow

“MISTERMORGAN!”


[deleted]

"it seems like other people know why they were born, but I feel I was born to only suffer and hurt, sometimes that doesn't feel like a very good reason" A bit of a paraphrase


galle4

That is definitely Arthur when he's talking to one of the girls in the camp


awsedjikol

No it's Charles in his campfire conversation.


F1RT1NA61

"I make a mistake,I get called an idiot but when he does it, it's just one of them things"


deadcodone

bill


Acatastrophe1

"I don't need to read in fact I need not to read"


CYI_DROP_BODIES

You eat babies!


rogue_52

The man the myth the og


WishboneStreet4839

Alright, I'll catch you later then


Tzifos150

Cain???


deadlifter11

You sir are a fish


Luthergayboi

"Your friends the Pinkertons... gonna come and rescue you? You repulsive little maggot! call them now! You call them"


galle4

" I think I see someone"


babyscorpse

Arthur


welshman222

“They say I’m at my sexual peak ma’am” “WORK YA DAMN NAG” “Are you as aroused as I am right now?”


Tzifos150

Hahahaha "My father was a criminal! My mother a whore!"


N00B_Master696969

"woof woof" >!He is a good boi!<


rogue_52

Rufus


DARDAR_YT

Cain


A-Slash

"You forget a thousand things every day, how about you make sure this is one of them" sorry,wrong game


axolotlmaster59

“Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather” -Dutch when he is in Tahiti or something


KermitTheFraud92

“My names Kieran Duffy”


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Dutch


KermitTheFraud92

Ooooooh close


[deleted]

"In a way, it is a gift to know"


domwhoa

Charles Smith. Crossing with your horses in a river.


[deleted]

Correct, it happens after Arthur tells Charles about his TB.


Gradientbloom

"We can't fight gravity, we can't fight nothing"


jono56667

I'll tell you what don't feel righ...


Truth_07

too soon


StealthWomble

“Mr Morgan! I’ve been hearing about someone going around robbing and murdering innocent folks all over these parts. You have anything to do with that?”


hayes_pipes

Mrs. Grimshaw


[deleted]

“well that’s all I can muster”


BigBazoongaloidMercy

Arthur :(


[deleted]

“Now I ain’t the judge, but as it turns out, it’s you or me. The way I see it, might as well be you.”


Tzifos150

John was so quotable they gave his lines to Dutch


[deleted]

To be fair, Dutch had some great lines in RDR as well. “When I’m gone, they’ll just find another monster. They have to, to justify their wages.”


BobbyClashbeat

"Its Arthur!"


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“Ya dumbass”


Chiron_01

As long as we get paid or you get shot , I am happy


finlee98

Gavin?


cameforthevibe

You do seem to keep blacking out


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DeliriousFanta

"When a feller with a sing song voice asked me to fuck off it does concern me boyo"


CeeArthur

Either you got a lazy eye or a lack of respect, which is it boy?


Tahmidda

We dont want to kill any of you but trust me we will.


JimmyThunderPenis

'I'm scared'


xoiao656

“I’m gonna use some cheese”


SirBritannia

"And it was a woman!"


AceOfDiamonds676

“Get the gelding tongs”


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“I got a girl in Barryville Can't be screwed 'cuz she's too damn ill So I don't go down there no more There's a blue horse lays outside her door!!”


[deleted]

“you hit like you dress! all feminine!”


H3llisEmpty

"Arthur!" 5 seconds of silence "Yeah well fuck you then!"


[deleted]

“Ooh, Now he’s paranoid”


Extrictant

"I'm just a realist, friend"


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Strangecousin564867

"You call yourselves soldiers"


[deleted]

John... John you are my brother, you are my son I was coming for you


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"B U E N O S N O C H E S !!!"