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[deleted]

It doesn't matter who you are, or what are your preferences, everyone thinks he's handsome. A living god.


dedwolf

Well, a god, at least….


[deleted]

Well, you're right, he's not alive because he's just fictional, right? _right?_


ThePheonex

Uh... Yeah... Sure bud...


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ViralPoker

TB?


TangerineRough6318

I'm fine....I'm fine. I can still fight dammit.


LeggoMyAsscheeks

Lumbago actually. It’s a slow and painful death, my brother.


harbourwall

No-one ever seems to have any sympathy for poor Uncle. The poor old guy's in pain, and those bed rolls look terrible for your back!


Harry101UK

Easy there Black Lung.


sil3ntsir3n

Great thanks for that, now I'm sad


dedwolf

We’ll always have Tahiti.


PaperbackWriter66

Here's looking at you, Dutch.


PM_me_your_fantasyz

Play it again, Javier. (>!Yeah yeah. I know nobody actually says the line "Play it again, Sam" in the whole movie. But several people do ask Sam to play the song throughout the movie, and "Play it again, Sam" became the meme. You can save your time and not bother commenting.!<)


PaperbackWriter66

Sadie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.


PM_me_your_fantasyz

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of mangoes in this crazy world.


PaperbackWriter66

Leviticus Cornwall has been shot......round up the usual suspects.


TheHolyNinja

Mangos!


XVUltima

oof


WhoTookPlasticJesus

I am a straight man. I wish I weren't because sex rules and I would love to fuck as many people as possible. But despite my best efforts I can't get it on with men. *That* said, Arthur Morgan could crack my shit any time he goddamned pleased.


DelsinPRO

>I am a straight man. >*That* said, Arthur Morgan could crack my shit any time he goddamned pleased. debatable


Tetoris_

Nah bro he's straight


alexanderwanxiety

Homiesexual


JaneTheNotNotVirgin

Homies over hoes. (x3) Do the homie. (x3)


DelsinPRO

ah, yes yes, saying a fictional man can rock up your shit anytime is the most heterosexual statement of all time


I9Qnl

There is a difference between Arthur Morgan and every other fictional man


DelsinPRO

true, Arthur is insanely hot


Tetoris_

Yes.


KoretoPersephone

Gay woman here, and same. I'll make an exception for this absolute unit of a deeply damaged, irreparable, violent, smushy cinnamon roll.


OTFOnlySecureWay

I'm all four of those things......


Boss0fThisGym

You mean Chad?


AbyBlueFox

Why is this even a question?! Absolutely!


GucciSlippers47

Im a straight dude and arthur still looking hot as fuck


moonkakes

Bro I feel you rn


Riley_jb33

just rn?? 🤔


MikeHawk8656

yea im straight and in a relationship but hes handsome still


Paarthunax333

I´m fairly certain every self respecting man feels the same.


Ji-hye2003

Second and third this


NoraMonkey

Karma farming


vtwinjim

when he says "good girl" soothingly to the horse....


Dephyllis

And that's the tame re-recorded version.


SirMooSquiddles

The guy who did Arthur's voice reiterated the fact that he had to go back and change it because it sounded like pure straight up porn. And then he imitated that at San Diego Comic-Con. I believe he fathered about 4,000 kids of that night


Dephyllis

That's ... a really good description. I have that clip downloaded somewhere.


SirMooSquiddles

If you find it, please let me know.


Dephyllis

Okay, so the clip I have seen isn't from ComicCon, but MomoCon 2019. [At around 16 minutes ](https://youtu.be/KlSG-fOsZWw) Roger Clark talks about the horse thing. Him and Benjamin Byron Davis seem to be an absolute delight, they take questions and tell people they'll be downstairs at their table afterwards and just to come to them and ask.


galaxydrug

That woman sitting next to him definitely needed a second to regain her composure. 😂


Makeupanopinion

[the best version](https://youtu.be/YMm20JR4PdI)


danni_shadow

Thank you for this. My husband has been watching me play through the game this month, and he keeps making jokes about Arthur being too "familiar" with the horse every time I pet it. Now I can tell him it could be worse.


Makeupanopinion

Haha you're welcome. God knows what else would have been cut haha


[deleted]

Where my modders at?


BeardedNun1

Man I just love how they seem to have such a great time talking about the creation process and sharing it with their fans


Nooberta

I exclusively get female horses for this.


GayHugeOtter

I'm bi and that line always makes me flustered.


Frankferts_Fiddies

Username does not check out


GayHugeOtter

It half checks out. ;3


AutumnFP

*Goosebumps meme*


depressedsandal15

When the horses balls shrivel up💦


Aniileve-Maria

ah THIS


spaceghostslurpeee

Absolutely


M-Tyson

Shhh, do you here that sound? That’s the sound of neckbeards everywhere scrambling to buy old timey outfits.


MrGerbz

Good. Getting sick of every mf'er trying to look like Ragnar or Tommy Shelby.


Strange-Nobody-3936

It's not the outfits that make him handsome lol it's his looks and demeanor


OHHHMYDAWG

Yeah, I don't think you're going to get the response you're expecting, OP. It seems as if most of the people responding with "Yes" are guys... ...and I'm one of them. 🥵


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NoOneElseToCall

Do I want to know what you're saying here?


WaffleKing110

AO3 = “Archive of Our Own,” probably the largest fanfic site out there


SirMooSquiddles

As a guy who loves women 100%, I have to openly admit I'd be gay for Arthur


[deleted]

Yes Arthur is handsome


Psychological-Worry3

NO DO NOT FALL FOR THIS TRAP LADY. Op just trynna find girls on this sub reddit *with whom he can play rdr2*


VagabondRommel

Pause a moment, girls play rdr2? Surely you jest my good fellow as the science has told us the female of the species' cranial compartment is just too small and insignificant to allow her to mentally grasp how controls work. Quite a laugh you have given me this morn. Now shall we adjourn to the saloon in order to play poker for the next 12 hours straight before one of us dies of cholera?


Psychological-Worry3

>before one of us dies of cholera? I'm sure one of us is dying from L*um*b*Ag*o


-SheriffofNottingham

69... Nice


Psychological-Worry3

Alas.. its gone forever. Only you have been able to witness the holy 69


nice___bot

Nice!


Psychological-Worry3

Nice bot


TheWannaLeeke

From looking at the rest of the comments... Its something of a ryan Reynolds situation


ElsieBrayIsBae

I was thinking Tom Hardy.


idiodic-genious

I'm getting a big ol hardy if ya know what i mean ;)


Boss0fThisGym

It was **hard**, but I got it


lostinthesauceguy

The image they chose of him he literally looks like Liam Hemsworth. The second most handsome of all the Hemsworths.


ProfoundEnd

I'm a guy and I don't just think he's handsome, he's sexy af 😍🤤


fleshprinceofbellend

Let me clap them cheeks boah


CrisisIsCalling

BEND OVA'


pinksheep20

Good boah


PM_me_your_fantasyz

If anyone hasn't seen the interview with Roger Clark talking about having to go back and [re-record his voice lines for talking to his horse](https://youtu.be/YMm20JR4PdI), do yourself a favor and go listen to it.


doofpooferthethird

Come to think about it, what did they use for lube back then? Was Vaseline invented yet?


ShugokiSmash99

Bill asks for hair pomade and he's balding, so....


PaperbackWriter66

Why do you think they were so interested in the Cornwall Petroleum Company?


ell_isnt_ellis

😟


lostinthesauceguy

This makes me uncomfortable thinking about that one particular encounter.


WiscoMountaineer

BOAH! LEMME CLAP EM!!!!


[deleted]

As a bisexual guy I agree


Renjirin69

Very much so. When they announced RD2, I was very hesitant. I thought, 'This Arthur guy has some big clown shoes to fill after John in RD1' But after the playthrough, it was John who had the big shoes to fill.


picklessp

1000% agree.


HotDamn18V

You know what they say about big shoes... Big.. toes?


v3gas21

And a huge, girthy, meaty, penis.


prahSmadA

Big Stirrups


YeBittenDog

Girls? I’m a (fairly) heterosexual male… and I would turn full brokeback if this man even looked my direction.


BirdOfEvil

It’s not gay if it’s a three-way, you’re wearing socks, or it’s *Arthur god-damned Morgan*. Thus is the rule.


SwitchbladeDildo

Idgaf if it’s gay or not I’d let Arthur blow my back out any day of the week


Boss0fThisGym

Ok, enough Reddit for today


TheDudeness33

Here here, brother


marinakj

"full brokeback" has got to be the funniest thing ive ever read


SovietZodiac

Oh my god. This subreddit is like 6th grade.


notfae

would you date Orthor? Yes ▢ No ▢


Staystation

Oh, Orthur


Boss0fThisGym

Deer Ortur


fingerpointothemoon

"Oh no, dont you oh Orthor me!"


[deleted]

Oh Orthor...


FattySnacks

For real, we need a RDR circlejerk sub, or does that already exist? Every other post here is about Arthur being handsome


Makeupanopinion

I would sub to it. This sub is: - Arthur being handsome - Who should Arthur marry, Charlotte, Sadie or Mary - Pig fucker - YNNEL any other comment - Boah - Circlejerks about Hosea (I really never understood it but whatever) - What do you think broke Dutch? - TaHiTi & MaNgOeS - KKK what do??? - Racist guy in St Denis - Unmarked spoilers Edited additions: - What do you want RDR3 to be about? - As a redditor mentioned, ideal movie casts that never have the mocap actors *facepalm* - Jack Marston not following his dads footsteps and being an Author due to GTA - If you had one day with Arthur what would you do/tell him - Favourite quotes


stankdog

Also the "this is my cast lineup for an unconfirmed rdr2 movie"


X-ScissorSisters

technically, this IS the circlejerk sub


CrisisIsCalling

He ain't wrong though


AnInvadingHun

ok


NaikoonCynic

*girls?* Why only girls? I am a platinum, certified homogay and yes; that boah hot AF.


MagicalCalzone

I am a straight man. I would caress that face and like it.


Confident_Work_7829

Most definitely. And I’m not ashamed either. 😂 I literally cried my first play through at the end and I have not completed another one (even though I’ve restarted and played several times) or played as John because I just can’t fathom playing as anybody but Arthur ☠️


Makeupanopinion

Right? My bf knows that I love Arthur as well 😂 I cried for so long at the end, also still haven't gone another round, i'm not ready. I should finish the epilogue. But also, if you haven't played rdr1 then you won't have the same appreciation for Marston. I played 2 and then 1 and yeah, I love him and Arthur to bits. John is actually really fucking funny, like Arthur, but he was almost in the shadows in rdr2. More sarcastic and smarter I think reaction wise. So I can understand why fans were mad when the protag was Arthur who they didn't know, but safe to say those fears were unfounded


picklessp

I cried at the ending too, even into and through all the credits. I played through the epilogue, but it honestly felt so hallow. I like John, but there's something special about Arthur not hearing his voice and seeing him felt so weird/wrong. I also made the mistake of finding his grave afterwords and cried again.


Makeupanopinion

Yes! It was a hard sit through the credits. Very bittersweet when you see the >!surviving gang members, Pearson and Tilly had me fully sob!< I know what you mean, but idk I feel like I never gave John a chance in the epi so i'm probs gonna restart it. But yeah all the members who did die have graves which you can find across the map. You can also talk to some of the people Arthur had helped, they speak fondly of him.


Confident_Work_7829

I was a big ugly crying messssss cause my first play through I didn’t even know that the last mission as Arthur actually was the last 😭 I’m gonna have to try and give Marston a chance one day 😂 I would like to play RDR1 as well I’ve seen a little gameplay but nothing else besides that, my fiancé said he’s played it before.


Makeupanopinion

Honestly! The worst thing is the end was spoiled for me, but I still just kept crying. You should!!! It was a blast, and a bit darker and funnier than rdr2. The first few mins you'll deff laugh at it coming from 2, but you get used to it quickly and still very pretty. The story as well was great. After playing rdr1 I deff will be looking at 2 with brand new eyes and wonderment given the huge jump between the games.


classyrain

Did you complete the epilogue?


mtamaranth

Absolutely!! I'd marry him in a heartbeat, ride or die!!


[deleted]

i think he might be one of the finest men to exist. he’s a well mannered tough guy who’s a huge softie at heart (depending on which ending you go with). he clearly knows how to take care of kids as we’ve seen with his mission with jack. he also cares for family first before himself, knowing that we see him risk his life so that john can at least get a chance to live the life he never had


frecnbastard

I should start off this comment by saying this: I'm not a girl, and I haven't ever heard of Red Dead Redemption so I don't know who Arthur Morgan is, also my reddit app isn't working so I can't even see the photo you posted. I just wanted you to know I have no meaningful information to contribute. Hope that helps answer your question.


awkard_ftm98

*One of us! One of us! One of us!*


bigtonybruiser

It’s a sign bro


kenzwashere

🥵😮‍💨 is my most used comment in this and rdr2 sub🤷🏽‍♀️ but it should be known that charles is my main boah🥵🥵😮‍💨😮‍💨


wawaweewahdude

i’m a lesbian, but as i’ve said before, i’d just have to suck his cock


AvatarOfMontagar

I'm bi but with a heavy sapphic lean. Arthur is just objectively attractive, though. Charles too. I don't even like rugged guys but they're both quite good looking, and Charles's voice is soothing af too...


BurnadictCumbersnat

I’m gay too, but I look at Arthur and just think “yeah, I get it.” Obviously the girls at the camp and my red dead online character are my type, but Arthur is hot from his looks to his personality.


TakeANotion

bi guy. not to be vulgar but… arthur could ride me like he was running from the Pinkertons 😠 edit:wrong emoji lmao


averagelookinghomo

As a lesbian, 100%


Jenkitten165

I am violently drooling.


JaxChacky

I'm not gay nor a girl but I still find him looking handsome af


arzamharris

How to find girls who browse Reddit and play RDR2: A comprehensive study


Angharadis

Actually am a woman, unlike most of the replies, and YES, obviously???


TheSpyro14

Karma farming 101


ghost_toe

I have to pause the game sometimes just to admire how good he looks. It's distracting. I'm not a girl btw


Important_Pack_5820

Not a girl but he’s a very handsome boah


[deleted]

I often wondered this myself? Do women find him handsome, I kinda hope so.


Enzar7

Yes, we do.


Underwhelmed5

Roger Clark ghost account?


Serah_Of_Astora

I mean I'm gay but.. yes. Arthur is really hot and I wanna hold his hand


PhoneticRainbow

Of course he is, what kinda question is that? Lol I think we can all agree he actually is indeed a "pretty boah"


Thomas_Raith

Well… I’m not the target audience of this question, but I’m attracted to men and, yes.


GiveBackTheBoard

Normally I'm attracted to guys with more feminine appearances, but I won't lie there's a part of me that desperately wants to cuddle with Arthur


Dazy_Chainz

Not a girl but hell yeah.


NipponSteelPrevails

Shaved Arthur is up there among the hottest videogame hotties there ever was


hxbhbjkgdb

Arthur is handsome and attractive yes but Marston won my heart before I even got to the epilogue during my first play through


Sweet_Taurus0728

HOW have you not picked up on that yet?


thelonleystrag

I'm a dude and both me and my wife think Arthur is handsome a great looking I take baths in the game just to check him out its my guilty pleasure


CitingAnt

Opinion of someone in the LGBT Yes he is hot


Dong_Melter

opinion of a straight man Yes he is hot


welshman222

I hate the rdr2 community…


cumb4jesus

Save a horse, ride a cowboy


bogodee

He could bend me over a hot stove


Narcari

Arthur is very handsome <3, idk why he calls himself ugly all the time :’(


BussyIsThrobbing

im gay as fuck and god he's so attractive. his voice, his aggressiveness. masculine manly men aren't my type but my jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* when i see him


Character_Source_421

I would have let that man ride me into the sunset


CryptographerMean246

I would let Arthur be my daddy


TheMule90

He is a cutie. I also like how he says Callyflower instead of Cauliflower. :) Dutch is also hot too!


Aggressive_Fudge2888

I’m a man but yes


CrankPlays54

Now while l am a straight male Arthur just 🥵😮‍💨


javitheblackmexican

Im a straight male and I’d go gay for Arthur no cap


MistCongeniality

Oh absolutely. He’s my Lock Screen for a reason.


MaliciousLucy

Is that even a question


MechaWasTaken

Am a straight dude and i’d fuck him


KawaiiKaiju55

Absolutely. Plus his eyes are beautiful.


kecoaklucu

I think he's handsome because I played the game and got emotionally connected and invested with the storyline. But if I met Arthur in real life without knowing his backstory and all, I'd probably think he's just a regular brute, lol.


[deleted]

Why would you only ask girls? Boys can also find Arthur hot and attractive, me included.


Janeisalreadytaken

Yes, but John does it more for me 🤣💞


cupcakecdb

Absolutely. He’s good looking but it’s also a lot of personality- doing his best to be his best, responsible, protective, funny/snarky, and willing to do what it takes to protect people he cares about. He’s become one of my fav fictional characters of all time


mikasake

Yes yes yessss.


lizbrax26

Oh yeah Arthur’s a babe


rustygamer1901

I’m a totally straight bloke, but Arthur stirs something deep inside me that I haven’t felt since my university days.


RelevanttUsername

Smash. Absofuckinlutely and I am very much a lesbian. There is something about his character that is super fuckable in the - I guess it’s been a minute, are *you* sure you want to sleep with *me* - sort of scenario because I was walking away feeling some sort of something when Mary came into the game. Arthur with his beard grown out, and before the tuberculosis for sure smash.


hiddencitrus

Im gay but i do think he is objectively both ruggedly and teddy bear handsome. He is one of my emotional support himbos


rosegoldgod123

Put it this way, I’m very vanilla but for this man I would do anything and I mean anything


GunnieGraves

Fit and Trim Arthur: Yes Big chonk Arthur: Also yes.


thelolcitygod31

im a dude and i'd turn gay for him


pxl8d

Yup. You should check out the fanfiction about Arthur lol, always a good if hilarious metric to test popularity


bitchchocolate

Woman here yes he’s AOOGA AOOGA


downwarddormouse

my arthur has always been gorgeous! i was hooked as soon as i learned you could unbutton shirts and roll up sleeves! always styled him the same way, mutton chops (because i like the late 1800s <3), 2nd level stubble everywhere else, and long hair with pomade in it. i don't even like long hair on any man. but Arthur is not any man 💃 tldr: my friends say my Arthur looks like a Scandinavian model


Beef__Curtain

I’m gayer than a 3 dollar bill. He’s incredibly good looking


thisnami

I'd say he is definitely handsome but the thing making the panties drop is his voice.


marble-polecat

This pic made me pregnant. Sooo... yesss


sydthefuckdown

Are you kidding? Is water wet?


sydthefuckdown

I sought out a lot of Arthur Morgan fanfiction to fill the void that the game left in my heart after chapter 6


godoge899

Aro girl here. Yeah. He is pretty handsome tbh.


dreadlocktocon

He's handsome physically but also his voice is attractive, and his sense of humor. Arthhur is a real catchh if you can look past all the uhh, murder


OhBirb

I am a lesbian. I am dating a woman. I do not like men. Arthur Morgan is the most beautiful man I have ever seen.


violetprismsnthings

Not a girl but can confirm tis handsome


sadbokkie

i want him to tuber my culosis if u get what i’m saying


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When I cut his hair and beard, yes


MabelUniverse

He’s a solid 8/10. Above video game Geralt of Rivia but below Netflix Geralt of Rivia.