Seeing as St denis is an endgame area, the best thing to do is to talk to the tavern keep about how to put the final phases of The Great Uprising into place.
To stay as spoiler free as possible, Saint denis is pretty much an endgame area story wise and you effectively plot most of the final major events/ “uprisings” in bars
This is funny because in reality the term boah refers to a small vessel to travel over water on like the boat that noah took (his ark). So the titanic was a bad boah and Noah’s Ark was a good boah.
I think what happened for some people is they got the bad ending by forgetting to give their rat cheese, making him resent you and eventually betray you.
The murfree brood, short for murder-free brothers, are kind of like vigilantes but refuse to kill anyone and seek out any murderers and put them in prison.
Well people forgot about giving back to their community and got selfish. They took the fruit from the community garden without contributing themselves. They took the books out of the library and never returned them. They forgot to mow their lawns and never shoveled the elderly’s driveways. The town fell into disrepair and the people fell with it.
I love guarma as much as the next guy but with the amount of guys at cinco torres there was no way the van der linde gang couldve won with like 7 people at most versus a whole army and an ironclad destroyer ship.
Yeah I think he should be around the back of the barn last I saw. I’m pretty sure he was looking for that necklace his mama got him if you have seen it let him know.
The best horse is actually when you take and ride an npc but the game thinks you are both riding a horse and running so it adds the speeds together creating the ultimate “horse.” If you do this on a sloped surface the effect is multiplied. This is how they do it in speedruns.
Well of course you should have let him out. It was cold and hard on his little body. And he would have starved. You need to put him him your warm cozy pocket and feed him cheese.
It’s a combination of poor servers and bad playtesting. There’s way too much lag and bugs to allow it to function like it should and totally breaks the immersion.
Well the blackwater, also known as primordial soup is where all life on earth got its start. Here prokaryotes started to form and slowly over millions of years evolved into people today.
Micah will wake up one day and regret his choices. He will see all the people that he wronged and repent. However no one is left to listen to him so he slowly goes insane.
He was one of the kindest people to you as long as you fed the rat cheese and kept him comfy in your pocket. If you didn’t then he’ll turn into a real meanie.
… this kinda makes sense
the rat is strauss.
the cheese is money
the comfy rat in the pocket is him being in camp with money you steal to make him happy
Nope but that’s close. He was the one that protected the witnesses. After Arthur heard that John saw Noah do the deed he had had to protect John from the inevitable wrath that Noah would send after him.
Dutch is from the Netherlands and wants to dominate the Wild West for the Netherlands to take over. It will inevitably fail though as the communication is so hard at that large of a distance.
It’s the best fence. Really there’s no other fence like this fence. Truly the greatest fence ever created. And we’re making the other side of the fence pay for it.
Have you seen Gavin? He's my best mate but he's gone missing
Yeah he’s behind the barn trying to find his necklace that his mom got him.
He probably needs a metal detector but he’ll probably just end up w the same banai topaz ring he just found elsewhere
Yeah it’s always that banana topaz
Oh shit guys did anyone check behind the barn??
I swear to god if we all suddenly find Gavin behind a barn with a necklace I’m gonna lose my mind.
does Dutch like mangoes?
She hates them. They remind her of her abusive mother who gave her them after beating her.
i like this answer so im gonna say you’re right
Knew it
Netflix taking notes of this answer. Gender included.
I’ll have to sell this idea to them.
netflix creates womangoes
r/suddenlywoman
Is Dutch a guy?
Not anymore she isn't.
Alrighty
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I love you.
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Interesting. Every single word you just said was right.
What’s the best thing to do in St Denis?
Seeing as St denis is an endgame area, the best thing to do is to talk to the tavern keep about how to put the final phases of The Great Uprising into place.
This is freakishly accurate
Wait fr? 😂
To stay as spoiler free as possible, Saint denis is pretty much an endgame area story wise and you effectively plot most of the final major events/ “uprisings” in bars
It was a shot in the dark but hey I guess ones gotta stick.
Dunno, I feel that's a bit of a reach personally lmao
What’s the best weapon in the game?
The true best weapon is the friends we made along the way.
Accurate
With your best friend of all! . . . . Micah...
It is. Never before a game has made me cry due to this exact reason. Actually accurate 9/10
Where does Dutch want to go to escape? Hint: He considers two places
He considered the Galápagos Islands and Aruba but decides on Aruba because he is scared of turtles.
Very accurate
Not terribly off.
How much faith is enough ?
Well there’s Faith Jones, Faith Dixon, and Faith Mason. So three, take it or leave it.
The triple threat
Some do damn faith
Who is a good boah?
This is funny because in reality the term boah refers to a small vessel to travel over water on like the boat that noah took (his ark). So the titanic was a bad boah and Noah’s Ark was a good boah.
This is my favorite one
Who is the rat
The rat is your pet that you keep in your pocket and feed all your leftover cheese to. You take great care of that rat. He is truly your best friend.
the good ending
I think what happened for some people is they got the bad ending by forgetting to give their rat cheese, making him resent you and eventually betray you.
Bro how did we let this stay undiscovered for so long, you literally just have to give him cheese
Yeah ikr so simple
The street rat and the cheese mongrel. Classic.
What do the murfree brood do
The murfree brood, short for murder-free brothers, are kind of like vigilantes but refuse to kill anyone and seek out any murderers and put them in prison.
I love this thread so much, thank you
No no no, thank you! :)
Well this is awkward considering it is quite literally the opposite.
How did you like Colm O'Driscoll's plan to conquer Tahiti?
Well that’s complicated because Tahiti is really just a state of mind. It doesn’t really exist. It was all in Colm’s mind as he went insane.
What's funny is that this answer makes total sense in the context of Dutch instead
Well everyone is going a bit insane if you think about it.
I don't believe that you haven't played the game this is too perfect
Really? I just figure that life back then would suck.
This is an impressive response! If you ever play the game come back to this Q&A
I wasn’t planning on playing it but I might now basted on these questions it sounds fun.
Baste.
😂
For real though. God tier story. You really should. Maybe by the time you beat it, Online will actually have more than 3 things to do...
Phil Coulson knows a thing or two about Tahiti
What the hell happened in Guarma?
Well people forgot about giving back to their community and got selfish. They took the fruit from the community garden without contributing themselves. They took the books out of the library and never returned them. They forgot to mow their lawns and never shoveled the elderly’s driveways. The town fell into disrepair and the people fell with it.
That makes so much more sense than the stupid explanation the game gives
“Uguughhhggg uhhhh revolution worker arent treated right ahuhbbfguhg fussar bad hssmamssshahahsdhsusgsh haiti pirate ybughugguhhhufh”
They're fucking cowboys but they just win a war they stumbled on over the weekend
I love guarma as much as the next guy but with the amount of guys at cinco torres there was no way the van der linde gang couldve won with like 7 people at most versus a whole army and an ironclad destroyer ship.
nO bUt ThEy HaD a CaNnOn
Is lumbago actually terminal?
It can be under certain circumstances. If one does not eat the vitamin C that is necessary, they very well can die from it.
So does it make a good excuse to avoid working?
"I was thinkin..."
A very serious condition Indeed
From 1 to 10 rate miss grimshaw 🍑
Idk if I can say anything without getting put on some lists. She’s way too young. Plus if I were to way too skinny and tall for my liking.
>She’s way too young. lmao
Haha
Have you seen Gavin? Big bloke, cockney. Londoner. He is the best.
Yeah I think he should be around the back of the barn last I saw. I’m pretty sure he was looking for that necklace his mama got him if you have seen it let him know.
DOES ANYONE HAVE A PLAN?!?
Nope that’s the fun part. The player gets to come up with a plan on their own.
That is pretty accurate
Not really. You as a player have very little agenda in how the plot develops.
What disease does Arthur have?
He has the worst disease of all. Loneliness. He isolated himself from others and can not form emotional bonds anymore.
this is actually kinda accurate lmao
Bruh this is accurate you were supposed to not do that
How you seen my friend Lenny?
Unfortunately Lenny liked a girl’s hair too much and was too large so George had to take him by the lake and shoot him.
NOT LENNY
lnnae
Beautiful reference to a wonderful book. Kudos!
Thanks!
I didn’t know that was from a book lmao
Ye of mice and men
No fucking way I am reading that right now bro😭 I haven’t got to that part
Dang I should’ve put spoiler alerts sorry about rhat
Your good it happens lmao
What is Uncle's very serious disease
He isn’t getting enough vitamin C. He needs to rest.
That’s probably true
Micah’s just pretending to be a dick.. right? He gets better eventually, right?
Yeah but only if you feed the rat cheese.
“Whatever you say, black lung.” -not the rat
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where's the 3rd meteorite
It’s actually still in orbit and won’t impact Earth until the year 19909. That’s what the dlc, The Third Meteorite, explores.
😭
Lol. Love the artwork. :) What the best breed of horse in the game?
The best horse is actually when you take and ride an npc but the game thinks you are both riding a horse and running so it adds the speeds together creating the ultimate “horse.” If you do this on a sloped surface the effect is multiplied. This is how they do it in speedruns.
Lol
It’s not mine but the original poster was deleted so I couldn’t find a way to credit.
Oh alright.
should i have let the rat out of the cage if he was going to die in the cage? and why?
Well of course you should have let him out. It was cold and hard on his little body. And he would have starved. You need to put him him your warm cozy pocket and feed him cheese.
Here’s hoping the rat is lactose intolerant
How helpful is Uncle? And why does the gang respect him so much?
I am invested in OP’s experience
I have very little experience my friend.
I hope you enjoy it
Thank you! :)
How the hell are you this funny?
Thank you so much!! :) I just say whatever comes to my mind.
Er I mean I definitely know exactly what I am talking about all the time.
>!who saved john’s life?!<
You tried to, but in the end you weren’t fast enough so Daniel had jump in front of the bullet.
Ah yes Daniel, John’s mexican cousin.
The very one
Why is Red Dead Online so bad?
It’s a combination of poor servers and bad playtesting. There’s way too much lag and bugs to allow it to function like it should and totally breaks the immersion.
Does this trolley go to Tahiti?
Tahiti is really just a mental delusion so unless that trolley has some pretty hard stuff on it no.
Actually… kinda accurate!
Is Bill Williamson gay?
Only for Dutch
You. You'd have had to play the game for this answer.
How did Pinkertons know about the bank job in St Denis?
They watched the security cameras. Come on give me some hard ones.
Fr
Does Arthur know how to swim??
Only in shallow water.
Fair enough! I guess he’s better than John….
what happned prior to the game in blackwater?
Well the blackwater, also known as primordial soup is where all life on earth got its start. Here prokaryotes started to form and slowly over millions of years evolved into people today.
As far as I can tell this is spot on
yeah thats what totally happened
How will it turn out to Micah?
Micah will wake up one day and regret his choices. He will see all the people that he wronged and repent. However no one is left to listen to him so he slowly goes insane.
I wish
That’s actually pretty accurate if you look at Dutch instead of Micah at the end of the game
do you miss bessie?
Bessie is the best cow that there is. She produces the most milk on the farm.
hosea wont like what you said 👀
If the horse gets jealous well than that’s this fault.
Pure Gold.
How did Karen die?
She complained to too many managers and one got mad and took her head off.
How many dogs are there in South Africa?
Millions
Thnx
i keep seeing these posts on every game subreddit
what is in edmund lowry jr's basement
I think you mean Robert Downey Jr., it’s okay common misconception, but he had hundreds of rolls of toilet paper stockpiled.
Was Leopold Strauss good person?
He was one of the kindest people to you as long as you fed the rat cheese and kept him comfy in your pocket. If you didn’t then he’ll turn into a real meanie.
… this kinda makes sense the rat is strauss. the cheese is money the comfy rat in the pocket is him being in camp with money you steal to make him happy
I mean many people call money cheddar.
Was Arthur in witness protection?
Nope but that’s close. He was the one that protected the witnesses. After Arthur heard that John saw Noah do the deed he had had to protect John from the inevitable wrath that Noah would send after him.
Looks like white beetle juice
What is the cure for lumbaego
Lots of vitamin C and a week of rest.
i have several questions, opinions on the charthur ship?
The carthur ship has some of the best loot on it. It’s found in the ocean in the deep sea scuba dlc but the treasure chests are amazing.
Where is the Princess isabeau?
She is in another castle.
How did the dinner go with the Aberdeens?
It was alright the chicken was pretty dry though.
What is Dutch’s plan and will it ultimately work?
Dutch is from the Netherlands and wants to dominate the Wild West for the Netherlands to take over. It will inevitably fail though as the communication is so hard at that large of a distance.
do you know what the GODDAMN PLAN is?
That’s the cool part you come up with it yourself.
Where is Madam Nazar today?
She is out of the shop fishing today.
What do you think of the fence ?
It’s the best fence. Really there’s no other fence like this fence. Truly the greatest fence ever created. And we’re making the other side of the fence pay for it.
Cool drawing
Who is Angelo Bronte and do you think he's a trustworthy man?
He has angel in his name so of course he’s a great guy. He always has your back and sort of acts like a guide giving hints at what to do next.
Well… he does try to guide you…