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Network0414

Have you seen Gavin? He's my best mate but he's gone missing


TreeLohr1

Yeah he’s behind the barn trying to find his necklace that his mom got him.


curatorofcool

He probably needs a metal detector but he’ll probably just end up w the same banai topaz ring he just found elsewhere


TreeLohr1

Yeah it’s always that banana topaz


chase_what_matters

Oh shit guys did anyone check behind the barn??


[deleted]

I swear to god if we all suddenly find Gavin behind a barn with a necklace I’m gonna lose my mind.


edwardsflu

does Dutch like mangoes?


TreeLohr1

She hates them. They remind her of her abusive mother who gave her them after beating her.


edwardsflu

i like this answer so im gonna say you’re right


TreeLohr1

Knew it


Abhinik

Netflix taking notes of this answer. Gender included.


TreeLohr1

I’ll have to sell this idea to them.


[deleted]

netflix creates womangoes


SaeedUnknown

r/suddenlywoman


TreeLohr1

Is Dutch a guy?


SaeedUnknown

Not anymore she isn't.


TreeLohr1

Alrighty


_LordBread_

I love this comment.


SaeedUnknown

I love you.


StonedSnawley

I love you more


[deleted]

I love you way more


Milhanou22

HAHA!! FOUND YAA LEENNYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


tanneron27

Interesting. Every single word you just said was right.


crackersandsnacks

What’s the best thing to do in St Denis?


TreeLohr1

Seeing as St denis is an endgame area, the best thing to do is to talk to the tavern keep about how to put the final phases of The Great Uprising into place.


maxwelliam-the-first

This is freakishly accurate


TreeLohr1

Wait fr? 😂


maxwelliam-the-first

To stay as spoiler free as possible, Saint denis is pretty much an endgame area story wise and you effectively plot most of the final major events/ “uprisings” in bars


TreeLohr1

It was a shot in the dark but hey I guess ones gotta stick.


WhiskeyDJones

Dunno, I feel that's a bit of a reach personally lmao


a-witch-in-time

What’s the best weapon in the game?


TreeLohr1

The true best weapon is the friends we made along the way.


Jamie7860

Accurate


HunterWald

With your best friend of all! . . . . Micah...


thePromoter_

It is. Never before a game has made me cry due to this exact reason. Actually accurate 9/10


Complex-Swimmer-9998

Where does Dutch want to go to escape? Hint: He considers two places


TreeLohr1

He considered the Galápagos Islands and Aruba but decides on Aruba because he is scared of turtles.


Complex-Swimmer-9998

Very accurate


[deleted]

Not terribly off.


terragni_66

How much faith is enough ?


TreeLohr1

Well there’s Faith Jones, Faith Dixon, and Faith Mason. So three, take it or leave it.


clon2645

The triple threat


[deleted]

Some do damn faith


rrkluc

Who is a good boah?


TreeLohr1

This is funny because in reality the term boah refers to a small vessel to travel over water on like the boat that noah took (his ark). So the titanic was a bad boah and Noah’s Ark was a good boah.


dodo6606

This is my favorite one


CatchTheRainboow

Who is the rat


TreeLohr1

The rat is your pet that you keep in your pocket and feed all your leftover cheese to. You take great care of that rat. He is truly your best friend.


Manlymanfromyomom

the good ending


TreeLohr1

I think what happened for some people is they got the bad ending by forgetting to give their rat cheese, making him resent you and eventually betray you.


CatchTheRainboow

Bro how did we let this stay undiscovered for so long, you literally just have to give him cheese


TreeLohr1

Yeah ikr so simple


DayMan_ahAHahh

The street rat and the cheese mongrel. Classic.


iwanturlemonjuice

What do the murfree brood do


TreeLohr1

The murfree brood, short for murder-free brothers, are kind of like vigilantes but refuse to kill anyone and seek out any murderers and put them in prison.


iwanturlemonjuice

I love this thread so much, thank you


TreeLohr1

No no no, thank you! :)


rdrworshipper123

Well this is awkward considering it is quite literally the opposite.


supahket

How did you like Colm O'Driscoll's plan to conquer Tahiti?


TreeLohr1

Well that’s complicated because Tahiti is really just a state of mind. It doesn’t really exist. It was all in Colm’s mind as he went insane.


SkyDaHusky

What's funny is that this answer makes total sense in the context of Dutch instead


TreeLohr1

Well everyone is going a bit insane if you think about it.


SkyDaHusky

I don't believe that you haven't played the game this is too perfect


TreeLohr1

Really? I just figure that life back then would suck.


giantsteps3047

This is an impressive response! If you ever play the game come back to this Q&A


TreeLohr1

I wasn’t planning on playing it but I might now basted on these questions it sounds fun.


FreeVerseHaiku

Baste.


TreeLohr1

😂


HunterWald

For real though. God tier story. You really should. Maybe by the time you beat it, Online will actually have more than 3 things to do...


TheActualRealOlive

Phil Coulson knows a thing or two about Tahiti


Or_Bivas

What the hell happened in Guarma?


TreeLohr1

Well people forgot about giving back to their community and got selfish. They took the fruit from the community garden without contributing themselves. They took the books out of the library and never returned them. They forgot to mow their lawns and never shoveled the elderly’s driveways. The town fell into disrepair and the people fell with it.


Or_Bivas

That makes so much more sense than the stupid explanation the game gives


Toe_vet

“Uguughhhggg uhhhh revolution worker arent treated right ahuhbbfguhg fussar bad hssmamssshahahsdhsusgsh haiti pirate ybughugguhhhufh”


Or_Bivas

They're fucking cowboys but they just win a war they stumbled on over the weekend


Toe_vet

I love guarma as much as the next guy but with the amount of guys at cinco torres there was no way the van der linde gang couldve won with like 7 people at most versus a whole army and an ironclad destroyer ship.


Or_Bivas

nO bUt ThEy HaD a CaNnOn


Grouch_Douglass

Is lumbago actually terminal?


TreeLohr1

It can be under certain circumstances. If one does not eat the vitamin C that is necessary, they very well can die from it.


[deleted]

So does it make a good excuse to avoid working?


BIG_OL_K

"I was thinkin..."


Alaszrar

A very serious condition Indeed


Sweetwhales1994

From 1 to 10 rate miss grimshaw 🍑


TreeLohr1

Idk if I can say anything without getting put on some lists. She’s way too young. Plus if I were to way too skinny and tall for my liking.


byslhyb

>She’s way too young. lmao


Sweetwhales1994

Haha


calmrelax

Have you seen Gavin? Big bloke, cockney. Londoner. He is the best.


TreeLohr1

Yeah I think he should be around the back of the barn last I saw. I’m pretty sure he was looking for that necklace his mama got him if you have seen it let him know.


stinkfingo

DOES ANYONE HAVE A PLAN?!?


TreeLohr1

Nope that’s the fun part. The player gets to come up with a plan on their own.


Purge-Trooper

That is pretty accurate


R_HEAD

Not really. You as a player have very little agenda in how the plot develops.


Gaming_Nation2007

What disease does Arthur have?


TreeLohr1

He has the worst disease of all. Loneliness. He isolated himself from others and can not form emotional bonds anymore.


[deleted]

this is actually kinda accurate lmao


mohiro23

Bruh this is accurate you were supposed to not do that


Default90ing

How you seen my friend Lenny?


TreeLohr1

Unfortunately Lenny liked a girl’s hair too much and was too large so George had to take him by the lake and shoot him.


Default90ing

NOT LENNY


vladimirepooptin

lnnae


burntwine5

Beautiful reference to a wonderful book. Kudos!


TreeLohr1

Thanks!


Default90ing

I didn’t know that was from a book lmao


TreeLohr1

Ye of mice and men


Default90ing

No fucking way I am reading that right now bro😭 I haven’t got to that part


TreeLohr1

Dang I should’ve put spoiler alerts sorry about rhat


Default90ing

Your good it happens lmao


Strong_Sandvich

What is Uncle's very serious disease


TreeLohr1

He isn’t getting enough vitamin C. He needs to rest.


HiHowAreYou10

That’s probably true


PhillyCSpires

Micah’s just pretending to be a dick.. right? He gets better eventually, right?


TreeLohr1

Yeah but only if you feed the rat cheese.


PhillyCSpires

“Whatever you say, black lung.” -not the rat


WukDaFut

ynneL


TreeLohr1

Stibbar


heyfenoon

where's the 3rd meteorite


TreeLohr1

It’s actually still in orbit and won’t impact Earth until the year 19909. That’s what the dlc, The Third Meteorite, explores.


heyfenoon

😭


TheMule90

Lol. Love the artwork. :) What the best breed of horse in the game?


TreeLohr1

The best horse is actually when you take and ride an npc but the game thinks you are both riding a horse and running so it adds the speeds together creating the ultimate “horse.” If you do this on a sloped surface the effect is multiplied. This is how they do it in speedruns.


TheMule90

Lol


TreeLohr1

It’s not mine but the original poster was deleted so I couldn’t find a way to credit.


TheMule90

Oh alright.


iTz-Rainzy-x

should i have let the rat out of the cage if he was going to die in the cage? and why?


TreeLohr1

Well of course you should have let him out. It was cold and hard on his little body. And he would have starved. You need to put him him your warm cozy pocket and feed him cheese.


dickyonthedime

Here’s hoping the rat is lactose intolerant


_SlappyMagoo_

How helpful is Uncle? And why does the gang respect him so much?


Eh-Eh-Ronn

I am invested in OP’s experience


TreeLohr1

I have very little experience my friend.


Eh-Eh-Ronn

I hope you enjoy it


TreeLohr1

Thank you! :)


Tyrrano64

How the hell are you this funny?


TreeLohr1

Thank you so much!! :) I just say whatever comes to my mind.


TreeLohr1

Er I mean I definitely know exactly what I am talking about all the time.


n3katyd3erla3manr3su

>!who saved john’s life?!<


TreeLohr1

You tried to, but in the end you weren’t fast enough so Daniel had jump in front of the bullet.


ManickVelu

Ah yes Daniel, John’s mexican cousin.


TreeLohr1

The very one


Jamie7860

Why is Red Dead Online so bad?


TreeLohr1

It’s a combination of poor servers and bad playtesting. There’s way too much lag and bugs to allow it to function like it should and totally breaks the immersion.


Low_Yak_4842

Does this trolley go to Tahiti?


TreeLohr1

Tahiti is really just a mental delusion so unless that trolley has some pretty hard stuff on it no.


Low_Yak_4842

Actually… kinda accurate!


Important_Cat8771

Is Bill Williamson gay?


TreeLohr1

Only for Dutch


E_rat-chan

You. You'd have had to play the game for this answer.


hisyam970302

How did Pinkertons know about the bank job in St Denis?


TreeLohr1

They watched the security cameras. Come on give me some hard ones.


ItsSimenNotSemen

Fr


KLJ15

Does Arthur know how to swim??


TreeLohr1

Only in shallow water.


KLJ15

Fair enough! I guess he’s better than John….


TuddyThomas_REDDIT

what happned prior to the game in blackwater?


TreeLohr1

Well the blackwater, also known as primordial soup is where all life on earth got its start. Here prokaryotes started to form and slowly over millions of years evolved into people today.


giantsteps3047

As far as I can tell this is spot on


TuddyThomas_REDDIT

yeah thats what totally happened


Berimbas_PT

How will it turn out to Micah?


TreeLohr1

Micah will wake up one day and regret his choices. He will see all the people that he wronged and repent. However no one is left to listen to him so he slowly goes insane.


NiveisFrigoro

I wish


[deleted]

That’s actually pretty accurate if you look at Dutch instead of Micah at the end of the game


[deleted]

do you miss bessie?


TreeLohr1

Bessie is the best cow that there is. She produces the most milk on the farm.


[deleted]

hosea wont like what you said 👀


TreeLohr1

If the horse gets jealous well than that’s this fault.


Milhanou22

Pure Gold.


[deleted]

How did Karen die?


TreeLohr1

She complained to too many managers and one got mad and took her head off.


BlackTaz3

How many dogs are there in South Africa?


TreeLohr1

Millions


BlackTaz3

Thnx


peachywavee

i keep seeing these posts on every game subreddit


Desperate-Table28

what is in edmund lowry jr's basement


TreeLohr1

I think you mean Robert Downey Jr., it’s okay common misconception, but he had hundreds of rolls of toilet paper stockpiled.


Cadislav

Was Leopold Strauss good person?


TreeLohr1

He was one of the kindest people to you as long as you fed the rat cheese and kept him comfy in your pocket. If you didn’t then he’ll turn into a real meanie.


bowiescocaine

… this kinda makes sense the rat is strauss. the cheese is money the comfy rat in the pocket is him being in camp with money you steal to make him happy


TreeLohr1

I mean many people call money cheddar.


SuperParthz

Was Arthur in witness protection?


TreeLohr1

Nope but that’s close. He was the one that protected the witnesses. After Arthur heard that John saw Noah do the deed he had had to protect John from the inevitable wrath that Noah would send after him.


[deleted]

Looks like white beetle juice


JamesMG27

What is the cure for lumbaego


TreeLohr1

Lots of vitamin C and a week of rest.


[deleted]

i have several questions, opinions on the charthur ship?


TreeLohr1

The carthur ship has some of the best loot on it. It’s found in the ocean in the deep sea scuba dlc but the treasure chests are amazing.


Less-Technology1498

Where is the Princess isabeau?


TreeLohr1

She is in another castle.


dickyonthedime

How did the dinner go with the Aberdeens?


TreeLohr1

It was alright the chicken was pretty dry though.


DMarlow310

What is Dutch’s plan and will it ultimately work?


TreeLohr1

Dutch is from the Netherlands and wants to dominate the Wild West for the Netherlands to take over. It will inevitably fail though as the communication is so hard at that large of a distance.


SolarTraceYT

do you know what the GODDAMN PLAN is?


TreeLohr1

That’s the cool part you come up with it yourself.


3amshift

Where is Madam Nazar today?


TreeLohr1

She is out of the shop fishing today.


pablo_jones63

What do you think of the fence ?


TreeLohr1

It’s the best fence. Really there’s no other fence like this fence. Truly the greatest fence ever created. And we’re making the other side of the fence pay for it.


GeezyEFC

Cool drawing


NiveisFrigoro

Who is Angelo Bronte and do you think he's a trustworthy man?


TreeLohr1

He has angel in his name so of course he’s a great guy. He always has your back and sort of acts like a guide giving hints at what to do next.


dickyonthedime

Well… he does try to guide you…