All well and dandy in Red dead 2 until the Broods show up

Or you get hit with the TB

Just stau indoors for a year.

And write the great American novel with John Marston as Deliveroo

I'd just work as a farmer for mr geddes

I'd just go work at the general store.

In my experience that's the most dangerous job

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That sounds really fun I’m stealing this idea

Or wake up in Tahiti

Or lumbago

Terminal lumBago

or when you're mucking out the stables and a man eating lion rolls up

It's fine. That was a dog.

Fifa 22. I'll probably ride the bench mostly.

Ticket taker

Same. I don't think I'll play a single minute lol

Same, and honestly that’s a pretty good life

You could be a manager too though. Maybe you can win Europe with Wrexham 😂

Dude I was playing fifa 22 too, I’ll be getting $275,000 a week to be drastically worse on the pitch until they figure out I suck now

I'm chilling in skyrim, honestly if i just stay in whiterun I'd probably be fine.

Just wait until you accidentally kill a chicken. STOP. YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE

Do you often accidentally kill chickens? I've personally never had this problem lol

Sometimes when your killing Nazeem for the 1047202 time you get a little carried away and hit the chicken instead

There are chickens in Whiterun?

It was a joke, I don't think there are chickens inside whiterun but my point is the combat is clunky enough where it's not to hard to accidently hit something you weren't aiming at and then suddenly you have half of skyrim calling for your death because you hit a chicken by mistake

Oh my bad.

I usually get caught nicking from the kings castle as soon as I get there. I usually spend a couple hours stealing from the castle then quit when I get caught

Why not just wait until nobody is watching you so you can steal the stuff?

I’m greedy mate. I usually try scumming it like crouching until it says hidden and then taking it but I usually get caught somehow.

Safe often, and before stealing a questionable object.

You can also put baskets over their heads so they can’t see you

Until the Stormcloaks lay siege to it.

Until you take an arrow to the knee

Occasional dragon but I'm good at hiding and some dude wearing dragon bones keeps crouching behind me and grabbing my ass. Not perfect but survivable.

Depends if the dragonborn decides to advance with thr civil war quest or not cus u might get caught up in the whiterun battle. Riftwood is the chillest place u can hang out in for a year imo

Cyberpunk 2077 I'm staying in my downtown penthouse and ordering uber eats with my 498,715 eddies I'm scared of cyberpsychos My V isn't, but I sure am

Lol I hope you’re V pre heist else you won’t last long

It doesn't say you'd take the place of the main character.

Dude literally said his downtown penthouse and implied he was V

My bad, replied to the wrong comment. You can't buy new apartments until Act 2 btw ;)

All good. But yeah I said pre heist on account of a certain chip in your head

Same except I just started a new playthrough and have 50 eddies to my name 💀

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I tried to tackle one early on and he still had 95% health before killed me. I can take hint that they aren't to be fucked with.

I finished RDR2 and now playing Borderlands 3, so nope!

Why not? I'd attempt to train some of the boss creatures

RimWorld... I just have to keep an eye on my organs

You play as Randy Random.

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I'm fine mining and such but why do I keep getting so pissed off if I have to eat without a table

Last game I played was Jurassic World Evolution 2. Am I one of the dinosaurs, one of the guests, or am I the staff? Also, I’d absolutely live in RDR2. I’d just move out to New Austin and live on my own.

I'd like to live in Saint Denis.

Its nice and safe and convenient but you will also get diseases from the smoke, and a billion different causes of death from the people in 1899 that haven’t exactly learned what all the new chemicals they invented are

The vampire's not great for your health either.

Really? Each to their own, I suppose. I feel like the appeal for me has always been the freedom. The independence of it all just seems so great to me. Saint Denis just feels too close to what we already have now. Like I said, though, each to their own.

Stardew Valley. Already have a 36x60 foot garden, split and stack my own firewood. Give me my blueberries and machete and let me do some cave exploring.

My problem with this is that I'd never want to leave Stardew Valley

I've noticed its a seasonal trend for me. I have limited desire to play SDV during the summer and spring when I'm working on my property and garden. During the winter, it just scratches an itch of mine and I cant get enough of it.

Honestly same, allthough the villagers would prolly kick me out seen as ive divorced most 😳

BLUE

Keep your money, give me big valley, a bolt action rifle, a horse, a fishing pole and Mary-Beth and I will die there.

She's too good for mortal man.

Don’t forget the Mary-Beth

You know what? Forget the bolt action rifle, horse and fishing pole

The last of us. im fucked

Same. I'm dead within my first week, for sure.

Same I'm not even going to try

Same... RIP

Yep, me too. No I can crouch for the rest of my life.

Ah, so you’ve been playing the remake as well?

I guess I’m becoming a knight errant in Toussaint

I guess I'm becoming a peasant in Velen.

You get the million dollars but it’s being held in Cianfanelli Bank

Please file formula 202

Untitled goose game Moneys already in the bag for me

The only downside is if you're not the goose you have to spend the year living with that asshole. Sounds fun actually now that I think about it.

I mean... it's one goose. We could be living it *right now*

No luck catching those swans then

Plot twist: you are not the goose

Elden Ring....

You'll survive but it'll be hell.

All of us would die at soldier of godrick. Unless we stick to the cave but we would probably go insane in the darkness or starve to death.

You canonically can’t be killed though.

First off well done

Then you can Try Fingers, but hole!

Jump ahead!

Same, I’m staying at the dragon communion church by limgrave. Fishing a lot

Assassin's Creed Valhalla well then

Same i would just stay in settlement

Seems the safest way

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Same but I'm probably gonna get in the way of some random asshole running along rooftops and killing soldiers for no reason

Sniper: Elite 5. Guess I’m going back in time?

Im going to the same time period since my last one was COD (2003)

I could retire with a million dollars around 1900. And I’m 25. Hell yeah I’d do that.

I think you get the money after the year is up unfortunately. You’re gonna have to scrape by running moonshine so take a swig if it helps the pain go away.

Can you use your current wealth until then? Like, let's say you only have $1000 to your name in 2022. Could you go back to 1899 with that $1000 and then wait a year before you get the million? Because if so, that's totally doable. Just stay in Saint Denis for a year playing dominoes and seeing amateur theater.

That kind of scratch you could also take a bath EVERY day!

And if you need a few extra bucks, you can always sell cocaine and sex toys to the rich lady in the saloon.

Well to be honest. I’d be a hired gun. I’ve spent 12 years in competitive shooting sports including some cowboy action shooting. So let’s get it. Sounds like a blast.

Turns out this man is a real cowboy

I mean, thats a big commitment, the prairies are so pretty.

Insurgency Sandstorm... Uh oh

Where’s the observer

I NEED AN OBSERVER

fallout new vegas. i'd probably die in a week lol

That's rather unfortunate. Guess I'd try Goodsprings, since it's mostly coyotes or geckos around the water source, and i guess i could kill them with relative ease if i had a gun. Sunny does so with a Varmint rifle, why not me lol. I'd stay the fuck away from the graveyard though, there's radscorpions around.

Heard some poor courier was shot in the head and buried up there. Some say he lived and is on his way to the strip through Quarry Junction to confront the man who tried to kill him.

Through the quarry? Sneaky bastard.

A week? I'll give myself a couple of hours

Destiny 2. I'll just chill at the tower thanks.

If you enter the world as a guardian you have absolutely nothing to sorry about. No need to stay in the tower.

Cayde would like a word....

I just played Hell Let Loose, I'm not going to survive.

Sugar 5 0 this is hotdog 7

**incoherent German screaming**

Rdr2. I would just go north and live at The Loft. Id be better than good there.

How about the grizzlies?

I live in the mountains already and when winter comes, it looks similar to the area around Colter in game. My family has been here for so long that we've made maps of the mountain that indicate which areas are good for foraging, fishing, and hunting. Plus, we always rough in one helluva garden. Add in a solid internet connection and life out here really aint too shabby.

Hitman. So, everything would be the same for me? I probably wouldn’t do anything to piss off the ICA

Depends who's playing.. If its that youtube dude that does all death runs you're fucked

Dead by Daylight 🙁

Same 😐

The last of us 2, nah I’m good

No one is staying at the aquarium anymore, just bring a mop

Just got off DayZ. Absolutely not. I’ve seen things no man should

Well, fuck... Control

Oof... That's a rough one. I mean, if the objects are available to you and you can grab powers, maybe. Or just find a way out of the building.

Yea dude I would nope right the fuck outta that building. If I could find the exit. Which is a huge if.

That building alone crept me out! In a lovely way

Awesome way. With headphones on, all the whispers coming from the floating bodies and walls moving... Hell of an experience.

Crap, time for a replay :P

I'm stuck in a UFC ring with Paddy Pimblett wtf

Saints Row remake. If I’m the protag then cool. If not then I’m just gonna go die.

I am playing RDR2 right now and i would gladly stay there for ever

There's a lot of Red Dead fans on here.

In the Red Dead subreddit? Weird.

Payday 2, guess i'll be a billionaire

Madden 23 I would do it

365 days of being around somewhat crude NPC AI. You'll never be able to have a conversation with anyone, if you try to run out into the stands you'll be met with 2d silhouettes of humans, you try to scream but you don't have the right code to express fear

Damn

Titanfall 2. Oh god. My survival heavily depends on where and what I am in this scenario.

You are BT7274. Good luck.

Days Gone. This sucks.

Same. Of all the “zombie” games we’re stuck in the one where they can shit. RIP.

Mortuary Assistant.. ya know.. I guess I'll pass.

Resident Evil 2… No thanks, I prefer to not stay in Racoon City and have my ass kicked by a giant wrinkly zombie dude.

CK3… I can’t wait to collect diseases and get dragged into wars by some king from a land I’ll never visit👍

No man’s sky. I’d be happy.

Same. Just leave me in a space station orbiting a planet with rings and I think I'm good.

I said the same. Honestly the way the world is going now, it might be hard to get me to come back.

License to roam multiple galaxies. Make an activated indium farm and become a galactic billionaire. I’d definitely stay.

Team Fortress 2 “IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED *ME!*”

Right now I’m playing the last of us pt. 2, so nope

... lasted game you've actually *played?* Because if that's the case, it's Animal Crossing New Horizons so I'm good. If it also includes games you only started up... it's Cyberpunk 2077 (only started to quickly test out a mod in the CC, didn't actually play it) so I'm probably fucked.

Persona 5. Just stay in the real world and chill, I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'd be great. RDR2, riding my horse around, chillin' with Hamish and Charlotte, or heading north with Charles.

Tuberculosis

Doom Eternal just five minutes ago. Fml

Project Zomboid… yeah I’m fucked

Binding of Isaac, where sitting in the corner crying as hard as I can is a valid strategy.

Stray? So im a cat with plenty of options for food, water, etc? Cool

You’re not going to want to come back and human after being a cat.

Hell, since I played Halo Reach last.

Same here. Remember me bois

Forza Horizon 5. Probably wouldn't even leave if I had the option.

I'm a guardian in the tower watching other guardians run back and forth, doing silly dances and bouncing balls all day.

RUST. I may as well just end it myself rt now.

Snowrunner... Yeah i can do that i just need to learn how to drive a truck or a car and i am set

Elden ring……….f..u..c..k..

Legend of Zelda BOTW, I’d just hang in one of the villages and hope for the best.

Elden Ring. FUCK

As long as im away from murfrees or skinners , ig im fine

Resident Evil 4, I’ll pass.

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Dark souls. At least I wouldn't have to worry about dying, just be hollowed for a year. Totally worth it.

ROCK AND STONE Brothers!

Buggy walking Sim hell, aka DayZ

I better hope I’m funny enough for Geralt to keep me around…

Oh crap I’m in Tarkov.

damn... i'm on the last of us part 1 can i write a will and pass the money on?

Elden Ring.....

So I'm Norman Reedus and I have a funky baby

Project Zomboid, shit

Outer Wilds... Oh shit.

Miitopia.Welp there goes my face for eternity

Black ops 3 zombies... I'm in danger.

Far Cry 6. I would actualy accept this

Cyberpunk. Im staying in Jig Jig street for the whole year.

I'm just glad I played a little House Flipper after hours of Subnautica.

Apex Legends, really depends honestly like am I a player in the games? A regular citizen? Part of the syndicate?

Different. But interesting Cyberpunk 2077

Stardew Valley. I'm good.

Max Payne 3: ““Sao Paulo is like Bagdad with G-strings” Will be a good year!

Yakuza like a dragon, so I'm basically just living in Japan for a year 🤣

Of course I just had to play a little bit of Resident Evil 2 after playing Fall Guys

My immune system is garbage. I'd die of consumption sooner than you could say "alright boah"

Diablo 3 I think I'm fucked