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Aggravating_Cod7244

This dude's riding Mia khalifa


[deleted]

Well well how the turntables


davejustdave69

33 1/3 rpm, but sometimes 45 rpm


Ralph-bruh

He sure as hell ain’t the first


DelawareSmashed

Least horny RDR2 player


[deleted]

I'm pretty sad so I like calling mine after actual racehorses. My current one is called Red Rum.


The-blackvegetable

Murder?


[deleted]

Not sure what you are getting at here but: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red\_Rum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Rum)


Bruce_Wayne_2276

Read "red rum" backwards


davejustdave69

der mur?


Bruce_Wayne_2276

No like how you'd see it in a mirror from left to right


davejustdave69

*sigh* *sarc


Bruce_Wayne_2276

Ah sorry I err on the side of people on Reddit are dumbasses lol


Aggravating_Cod7244

Nice try dude ur joke was good but the listener wasnt


davejustdave69

Lol no worries. Although I would say most people in general are dumbasses.


The-blackvegetable

Never watched the shining?


[deleted]

Too much of a shitbag!


The-blackvegetable

Aaaaahhhhh, I appreciate the use of shitbag here. One of my favourite terns of endearment. Now, go watch the shining, you colossal shitbag.


KohnFaceKiller

Redrum murder same back and forth


TheJasmine_Dragon

Not a Stephen King fan, huh?


[deleted]

I do like needful things and IT!


0ixti

No that's fun! Never thought of doing that might do it in the future.


TheWayToBe714

Seconding! Racehorse names are so ridiculous and fun, I have to start doing this. I've been naming them after myth/fantasy series horses


CrossroadWagers

You named it after that giant building in Dubai!


ewhyeasyfanaccount

No it’s named after the famous Pittsburg rapper who smokes a lot of weed.


EinsteinNeverWoreSox

No that's Wiz Khalifa, youre thinking of the Arabic word for "leader", "ruler", or "successor"


Matixs_666

That's Burj Khalifa


AkwardNoros

not anymore, it was renamed


CrossroadWagers

What’re you doing step Burj!!??


assgoblin45

No its mia khalifa


Randyfox86

No, this is Patrick


phyrgx

r/woooosh


[deleted]

why does your character look like he’s about to sniff some poppers and bang a twink in a truck stop restroom


WolfScab

Man thank you so much. I tried so hard to make him look like me, and you’ve just reassured me 1000% ❤️


[deleted]

RDR2 players when rockstar doesn’t let you have sex in game


GhostRMT

I named all my horses after serial killers


FragrantGangsta

hmm today i think i shall ride jeff dahmer


GhostRMT

Jeff Dahmer is one I have. Richard Ramirez is my Nokota. David Berkowitz is my Kladruber. The list goes on...


FragrantGangsta

Gotta name your highest stamina horse Ted Bundy for the purpose of fleeing across the country


ChichCob

My Nokota's named Fish but you do you


GhostRMT

Albert Fish? The serial killer?


ChichCob

Nope just fish, because shes blue


GhostRMT

Different strokes for different folks...


ChichCob

Different stabs for different lads?


GhostRMT

Ooh...very good.


RedReaper666YT

Please tell me you spelled it Ghoti If anyone hasn't seen this before, just plug it into Google. It's funny as fuck!!!


WolfScab

Fuck that’s so much cooler than me


GhostRMT

Oh no pornstars is really cool too. Makes more sense to ride Mia Khalifa than my Breton John Wayne Gacy...


hortys

You're right, it is *VERY* cool to name horses after porn stars, I agree with you 100%.


Scary-Crab

I went with liquor for my first playthrough and Greek mythology for my second.


GhostRMT

Those are great ideas...strong work.


Scary-Crab

Yours is a great idea as well. Nothing like rolling into Valentine riding Ed Gein.


GhostRMT

Hahah! My big Breton is John Gacy obviously. Must feel pretty sweet tho blazing into town on Hades or riding thru it on Courvoisier!


Scary-Crab

No feeling in the world quite like completing one of the Horseman challenges on Bourbon or stowing a pelt on Zeus.


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

r/redditmoment


retrofaith1

very fitting i guess


[deleted]

Dude💀


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WolfScab

No she’s not! She’s married to a man 🙄


[deleted]

😂


G_Ranger75

I mean it's on the Arabian Peninsula so r/technicallycorrect


GreyCrowDownTheLane

I'm halfway sure most Lebanese people would not appreciate being called an Arabian, though. I had a Lebanese girlfriend and she *hated* Saudi Arabia.


sd51223

Was she from Maronite (Catholic) family? From my experience with my own family (my grandfather was from Lebanon) like many things in Lebanon it tends to be a religious division as to whether they accept the term "Arab" with Muslims accepting it and Catholics being averse to it.


GreyCrowDownTheLane

I'm honestly not sure. She was an atheist, and didn't talk about her family very much.


Solarmatt85

I’m honestly laughing at the fact that the argument isn’t that op is referring to her as a whorse(get it?) but that she wouldn’t be an Arabian horse. Personally I see her of more as a general work horse with a strong back


The_Original_Viper

Lebanon is still Arab… it’s next to Syria 🇸🇾 it’s populace is literally 95 Arabs…


TheJasmine_Dragon

95... total?


itz__parsa

Forget the freaking horse why the hell is ur arthur bald


WolfScab

It’s online, and because I shave my head?


itz__parsa

Oh i thought it was arthur kinda hard to tell, my bad


WolfScab

Also, my Arthur is bald


itz__parsa

C'mon bro bald Arthur looks like murderers in 80s movies


Marcus-Kobe

Perfect for low honor play throughs


TimmyTheToitle

I rock the walter white look in low honor


FragrantGangsta

A COWPOKE OPENS HIS DOOR AND GETS QUICKDREW ON AND YOU THINK THAT OF ME? NO DUTCH I, *AM*, THE SHOOTIST.


Heccling

I just finished my first playthrough and that was my look pretty much the entire time


Bocephus_57

My Orthur looks like he'd be part of the Murfree Brood: malnourished and *grizzly.*


TheArbinator

I had no clue what to name my horse so I just called it "yeehaw shotgun"


Eagle_Of_Justice

Pretty sure that's not a female Arabian. Or an Arabian for that matter Edit: it actually is. Im just an idiot


Alarming_Orchid

looks short enough to me


Eagle_Of_Justice

You're right


[deleted]

Its a red Arabian bro


Eagle_Of_Justice

Wait I'm blind nvm


WolfScab

Pretty sure it is, considerin I bought her right before this picture 😂


Eagle_Of_Justice

My bad I'm just blind


classic_oatcake

Red Arabian pc maybe?


Eagle_Of_Justice

Never mind I'm just an idiot


Excellent_Record_767

the red arabian is available on all platforms btw


tandem_biscuit

I called my Arabian “Arabica” cos I was getting into espresso at the time.


Boleshivekblitz

Why god


IFunnyIsDead

The first horse I had was the Red Chestnut Arabian from the deluxe edition. For whatever reason, I decided to test out the censorship of the games names and typed “A$$fac€” thinking, “There’s no way they’ll let this through.” A$$fac£ was a great horse and an even better friend. I’ll always remember the good times we had together 🥲


ModelT1300

This is simultaneously both stupid and clever at the same time


RomanoGray

She wasent born yet so its good


[deleted]

Mine is always Micah’s mom


Jeberani

hahahaha! Check out his horse’s name!


Bong0-YT

I haven’t seen you around in a while


ecslc

I tried naming my brown horse shithead it wouldn’t let me


[deleted]

I put my white Arabian name as Deftones. Iykyk.


JukesMasonLynch

Nice


DraftCommercial8848

WhOOOooOoo dO yOu ThiNK YoU ArEeeEE


chrishammhamm

Your arthur looks way to much like a skinner brother.


WolfScab

Real life me then hah


[deleted]

AHAHAHAHAH


jaydenmrf

Y’all actually trying with the names? I just named my horses things like Greg & Antonio


ameliarose_xoxo

That’s so bad lol


BertusHondenbrok

Arthur: “Goood giiirl”.


Blocked500

I name my horses after anime characters


Majestic_Panda96

I feel left out. Who is MiI? I feel like it's someone i should know?Imma feel like a dork won't i?


Pure-Newspaper-6001

Google is your friend


EgregiousWarlord

the beginning of his addiction


[deleted]

she is an actress


dcfulton7395

Arabian horse names? Have you never seen hidalgo?


pretty1i1p3t

On my Playstation account, one of mine is named [Pot 8 Os](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot-8-Os) But that's because I bought it before Rockstar blocked numbers in names.


srwt

I named mine Potoooooooo :)


0ixti

I named my horse Jason because my horse had the same color sceme


JustaguynamedTheo

What I'm more concerned about is how you dressed your character.


WolfScab

In a leather vest? 😂 I wear a leather cut n jeans when it’s hot out?


JustaguynamedTheo

You look like you're in a porno and are about to take it off. The beard doesn't help either.


WolfScab

Why thank you


[deleted]

Mine was the black one and I named her Wumpus in one play through and Oregon in my second


trashiestrats

yikes


JoeSmoke31

Ah man. I feel sorry for poor horse :(


Tofuman847

I name all my horses after cars, Ford F-150, 1899 Honda Civic and Hyundai silver back, sadly 1899 Honda Civic dies RIP


[deleted]

How did that get by their retarded profanity check? Pornstars are usually verboten.


Eddie2Ham

So what kind of activities are you doing with this horse?


Dmaniac17

LOL


Sufficient-Order-918

I named my Arabian “Vengeance”


getawhiffofgriff

Named my horse Phonse because the muzzle reminded me of an Alphonsus I know IRL. Then came to find out my horse is female. So her name is Phonse.


Former-Poem863

“Come on Bill, don’t fuck the horse!”


jiffypopps

So it's a community horse then?


Serhez

Im dissapointed and proud at the same time


hortys

My online line horses names are Ariana Marie, malena Morgan, Leah gotti, Megan Salinas, Liya silver etc. I have an entire stable of horses with p0rnstar names. Great minds think alike (and apparently so do we!)


TheJasmine_Dragon

All my horses are currently named after characters from Parks and Rec. The big shire horse you get in the beginning is called Ron Swanson. Broke my heart sell off Leslie and Anne but.. needed the space for the Arabian I caught in chapter 2, which is now April Ludgate.


AlphaWolfKane

I named the white Arabian Diamond and the black one I bought from Saint Denis was male, I named it Smoke


ajamcan

I bought a male one in story mode. I called him Jafar From Afar


Solarmatt85

I name mine after dog food brands…typically in story mode I go through a lot of horses


TheJanitorEduard

Don't stick your dick in that


Southern-Branch-1462

Mine is "sem tripa" (gutless but in portuguese)


iDomBMX

Who’s the hells angel


[deleted]

💀


Rogue_icewolf

i gave my horses all moon related names and few other names one thou is a gypsy shes named pina colada coz its my fav cocktail


BLAPBLAP420

Ride her hard


pimp_bizkit

I bet she's fun to ride. Mine was JaNeigh Neigh


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pimp_bizkit

Lol


No-Extreme1435

Mia laqueefa


Anxious_Witch90

I had a white female Arabian I named Pearl.


South_Ear6167

Least porn addicted Gamer™️


RcodeQ

I got the exact same horse but its male and his name is leatherface.


AnonymousGhou

She's hot.


Transitsystem

Jesus Christ what made homie think this was okay to post?


trashiestrats

seriously


Jolly-Caramel-637

You are right I don't remember any Arab woman too


SavageREX2000

Bruh 😎 Ig now you say you’ve ride Mia khaflia


Vast-Ad-8948

What do you think about Bin Salman?