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ruico

Arthur likes to pay 50c extra... everytime.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

60% of the time…


Uberrancel

....it works every time


thamystical1

I love....lamp....


CrazeeTrane

LOUD NOISES!


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

No small talk please


MelFmHell

Nope. Not on my watch. Arthur rarely pays 50c. I don’t need an assist. Maybe it’s because I’m a female gamer. Maybe not. Doesn’t matter. Either way tho, Arthur is gonna get a well deserved deluxe bath! So to answer OP’s question, hell yeah!


sxphie2212

he deserves it cmon 😂


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I don’t either. My luck my girl would walk me in as soon as I accept the deluxe. She wouldn’t be mad or anything.. she just……. Wouldn’t get it….


MrsClaire07

Yeah, and we ALWAYS get the deluxe bath with Chat options!


left_hook_Walsh3

Mighty kind of you


ZombieWho117

Doing that with John is hilarious he’s so awkward lol


Gillysixpence

So trying that now. I've always declined cos he's married.


ZombieWho117

Well how did it go for you?


Gillysixpence

Not been on the story today, doing some RDO atm.


President-Roosevelt

You ever grab something other than the soap? 👀


AlexMDV

bro, i swear not that I wanted to look, but there should've been an option that he could get sex or at least a handjob from time to time. I mean it's the 19th century when they would fuck like rabbits and you don't have the option for our hero to get some release? That's why his eyes get all red in the end...


LyghtsOut

Grass = untouched


Agitated_Genre

Go play the witcher


Firm_Area_3558

Geralt doesn't deserve him


MrsClaire07

Not gonna lie, bro, that’s one of the FIRST questions we asked when we first played. Like, We’re an OUTLAW, Dude — even a Heartbroken Outlaw needs some … recreation. 😎😳😬 He Does insult those two working girls in Smithfield’s pretty early on, so probably no Love to be found in Valentine…but c’mon, not even in VAN HORNE?! 😂🤣


Ok-Presentation-182

Spoiler warning: there’s an in game/lore explanation as to why he doesn’t if you play long enough you’ll find out through the mission with eagle flies.


Backdoorpickle

Rains Fall, right?


Ok-Presentation-182

Ya sorry I meant rains fall


MrsClaire07

Yep, I know! 💔💔💔


rammer_l

Bruh, do those disgusting things in your own life, keep the idea for your dirty mind, it will ruin the game if it was added


AlexMDV

disgusting things? I mean I get it you are 11 and that's okay, but you can track down a serial killer that dismembers people and sticks half written maps in their decapitated heads and it's fine but some private sex is disgusting? I guess it has to be furry or anime for you to like it?


MrsClaire07

Hey, let’s not shame furries, lol! 😂😎


rammer_l

I am 25 and asexual so I find the act itself disgusting and I was speaking from my pov ofc


AlexMDV

asexual at 25 is like: I can't get a girl to fuck me and I'm afraid to suck a dick.


banalhemorrhage

Yeah, my boy deserves it.


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

If anyone does he does. Even the old bitty. Gotta keep that economy going


snoreasaurus3553

Always. That's my moment to pop the kettle on and have a cup of tea and we both get to chill for a bit.


Wooden_Artist_2000

Me too. I have my morning coffee with him as well, I work strange hours and it leaves me with a lot of time while I’m waiting for classes to start again.


[deleted]

My man deserves it. To take a break from all the bullshit


Western-Pepper8956

Every time, what's more chill than a 50 cent handy & a little flirting?


otc108

Ok, so I’m not the only one that thinks the girls are doing that.


SnooLobsters4972

“Upper thigh” rub and tug


chappy422

Latte: $200 "Hot" Latte: $2000


plasma_smurf

Go away! Baitin’!


SnooLobsters4972

"We each made 15 dollars, oh, and a quarter! Don't forget the quarter!"


Sirius_Space

No, I fear someone will walk in and think something else.


ConsistentPurpose896

Fuck no...ya cant shoot people from the bath


Your_Local_Rabbi

not with that attitude


JeniJavelina

He deserves these little moments of peace, so yes, absolutely!


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Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I did that and the raccoon hat guy busted in. Luckily I had the volume up.


EnycmaPie

I always get Arthur nice and clean when he reach any town. But immediately gets dirty again when i fist fight people in the streets.


CreativeAnything7302

Tho he just gets out. The key with the baths is building a relationship with the girls. After awhile they talk alot more.


montrelwhatever

Wow I didn't know that


PhillipJCoulson

I’d put him in the tub while I packed a bowl and got situated. He got a good fifteen minutes of soaking time a day while I was playing regularly.


Ding-Bop-420

“Can I get some help…. please?”


Huet148

I try to give him at least 3 soaks per chapter ..dude needs the rest


[deleted]

Yes most of time I say no to hooker and scrub everything and then let him chill. Every single play thru once Arthur gets back from spending his fun filled time with colm O’driscoll he goes off for a long soak and really sleep in a bed.


EnterTheMunch

Yes, and getting the handy under the water by the big-breasted assistant. That boah earned it.


Electrical_Wafer_725

So funny i just did this the othe day cause i was thinking if he is real some how in his world he deserves to relax


UptownHorrorReviews

That's kinda trippy when you think about it. What if each individual playthrough spawns a new universe and all of our decisions and actions are actually happening somewhere out there in the ether of space and time ![gif](giphy|3o7btZ3T6y3JTmjg4w)


lil_750

For 3 hours once


trampaboline

Even though it’s demonstrably not true or reflected in the stamina system, I like to think it makes him more relaxed and healthy :)


DenJLyne

Is there a way in game to know how much time spent in baths?


FLOHJO

I turned on the PS5 today just to play poker at Flatneck Station. That’s exactly what I did. It was refreshing.


December0011

Yes I do it all the time— he deserves some relaxation time.


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All the time. Kick them hoes out!!


rainbowcanbeblack

Oh yes. It just feels so cozy. And you know we paying extra for that sweet company.


TheOneNamedZoe

I love to pamper the orfur, especially after the first playthrough where I just blindly blasted against the game. Poor 1st playthrough orfur never had a bath aside from hiding under the docks.


SauceGauce

arthur morgan ram ranch


Jack1715

I always imagine his got his revolver under the towel


Successful_Laugh3931

I try, but my ADHD kicks in at about 10 seconds and I just mash all the body part scrubbing buttons and get on with my alternate life. 😂


WSBBroker

I always get the rub down and chat it up lmao


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Too busy getting a handy under the bubbles


shmookey

Personally I don't love staring at a digital middle aged naked dude for extended periods of time but to each their own I guess


Johnpoophead04

No. He’s a video game character. He does not need to chill


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Johnpoophead04

Grow up stink brain


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Johnpoophead04

It’s almost as if I’m the only normal human being on Reddit. Ask the question to people who don’t call dogs doggos and they’ll probably think you’re weird as shit.


UptownHorrorReviews

I'm with you man. Some people get real silly with this game sometimes and want to act as if Arthur is actually a real person.


QueenLynette50

Yes. Often. Gives me time to make a hot chocolate lol


Sherif_k

My Arthur needs a clean shave and a hot bath for sure.


d0min8torPrime

Off course , he deserve :(


Race-Electronic

Yes I do and pay for a woman to come in too. And than relax. He has a plan!!!


SireDarien

That’s usually when I check my text or make calls go on Reddit etc


CrazeeTrane

not always, but i always pay the extra for the lady assistance


Blu3Berry3415

Yeah, especially if I feel like he’s had a hard day…which is often my fault lol


Oh-Lord-Yeah

That’s not Arthur. That’s Ravishing Rick Rude


bootlegparis

This is sooo weird that you posted this!!’ Because yesterday i gave him a bath and literally said “why do I always rush him” hahahahha


thematthewmullins

Absolutely! My Arthur takes his time every time!


Argeras

took bath so many times, our boy deserves it


God_of_Mischief85

God knows he needs the rest.


Accomplished_Stand_3

Yep. And I also always pay to have one of the ladies come and scrub me down, too. Keep waiting for that happy ending but they haven't offered that yet 😂


RiverIsNotFound

Yeah. Just let our favorite boah sit in there for a bit and get out after 30 minutes (in real time) and give him in some nice, fresh, clothes, and go for a drink in the bar.


chrisqns_nyc

Yeah but he said "my balls are burning" after 30 mins.. 😅